(Sometime during S1)
"No Abed," Jeff said.
"But Jeff-"
" No Abed - I am not taking part in some lame group cosplay for the dean's party. I've got my own costume."
"But Jeff, it has to be you - nobody else has got what it takes to play this role!"
Jeff took a good, hard look at his friend. Abed's normally blank face was showing hints of desperation. Despite himself, his curiosity was aroused at the sight of Abed's urgency.
"Okay Abed," he sighed. "You've got ten seconds. Tell me what's so special about this character that means only I can play him."
"He's the sexiest man in the universe, Jeff."
Now Jeff's curiosity really was aroused, and his ego was knocking on the door demanding admittance. "Tell me more…."
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(The following evening.)
Say what you like about the British, but they know how to make a cool uniform, Jeff grinned at his reflection in the mirror. This greatcoat rocks! Jeff drank in his reflection wearing the grey-blue, calf length greatcoat with rank badges on the shoulders. He thought for a moment, reached up and adjusted the lapels until they were lying just right.
"Cool. Cool, cool, cool." Abed said.
Jeff ignored his friend for a moment as he carried out one last fractional adjustment to make sure the white T-shirt he was wearing was visible through the open neck of the light blue dress shirt. Fully satisfied with his appearance, he turned to face Abed who was dressed in a greatcoat of similar length but brown and without rank badges over a brown suit with blue pinstripes.
"What's this guy's name again?" He said, pointing at his own costume.
"Harkness, Captain Jack Harkness." Abed said, nodding fractionally in approval.
Jeff grinned. "Let's get to the party and see what the girls think," he said.
"Actually Jeff," Abed said. "Captain Jack wasn't just into -"
"One thing at a time Abed."