5/29/21

A Journey Through Hell

[Cilia and Maximus are meeting up, preparing for a mission.]

Cilia: Maximus you idiot, why are you so late?!

Maximus: Well I had to travel through hell to get here from my house after all.

Cilia: Hell? What do you mean?

Maximus: I had to gradually travel almost exclusively through Christine's colon. It was very congested today with-

Cilia: Okay okay, I get it. Everyone knows to take the vessels when the colon is congested. Try to avoid that next time; this excuse won't work anymore!

Preparation

[Setting: Cilia is driving her car along with her brothers as passengers. As they travel along Christine's viens, Cilia begins to speak.]

Cilia: Turn down the music, I have something important to tell ya'll. I've recently received a letter from our parents while at my office. They are coming over soon.

Drizzy: Really? When?

Cilia: At 9, 3 days from now apparently.

Drizzy: Say, isn't our place unorganized and dirty?

Drip: Not to mention that we are short on food and other supplies. We'll probably look like we are struggling to them and break their hearts; poor mum and pops.

Cilia: That's why we're going to prepare for them! Fortunately, we have 3 days so we don't have to rush.

Drip: Are you sure about that? I bet our parents would like us to be surprised about their appearance, so they'll probably show up randomly. I'll make sure to prepare right away in case they might come tomorrow!

Drizzy: "I'm just glad that we can finally see them again! It's been 3 years...hey, I can show them all of my new inventions!

Cilia: Well you two do whatever, I'll prepare tomorrow.

Drip: Hey, are you sure you aren't just procrastinating because you know Mom is gonna ask you about your love life, so you want to prepare by going out tonight on a date with-

Cilia: (Slightly blushes) Shut-it!

Family Reunion

[Setting: Cilia and her brothers are chilling at their house. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.]

Cilia: Sigh, I'll get it.

[Gets up from the sofa to open the door.]

Cilia: Hi, how can I-!

Mom: Surprise! Long time no see my sweet!

Dad: Come on, open up! I want to see all of my kiddos!

Cilia: Mother, Father I-I didn't expect to see you here today!

Mom: Well of course, that's why it's a surprise. Unless you want us to...go back..

Cilia: No no no, of course not. Mom and Dad, I'm glad to see you again! Please come in.

Drizzy: Whoa, Mom and Dad are here?!

Drip: No way! Hello mum and pops!

Mom: Oh look at how our boys!

Dad: Yep, they've grown so much since we've last seen them! Alright boys, bring it in!

[Group hug!]

Dad: So this is where ya'll live now eh?

Mom: This place looks nice and clean! No way Cilia did this; it's much better than Cilia's old room back home ever was.

Cilia: Mom, come on I've grown out of that...mostly.

Drip: Thanks, I do most of the tiding and household keeping around here! This is our abode.

Dad: It may not be very spacious, but I can tell there's a lot of the Tyson family soul here. I guess there's room for 7 of us.

Mom: I'm really glad to have this chance to see my children's growth! It warms my nucleus.

Cilia: Wait a second, Dad, what did you mean by "7"? There are only 5 of us…

?: Hello big sister, hello big brothers!

[Out of seemingly nowhere, 2 toddler cells appear. Everyone looks down towards them, noticing their presence.]

Cilia, Drizzy and Drip: Ehhh?! Big sister?! Big brother?!

Mom: Oops, I forgot to introduce you to them!

Dad: These little girls are your new twin little sisters! They're so cute, aren't they?

Cilia, Drizzy and Drip: Ehhh?!

To be continued!