kaiser has always been a strange dog. he moved to Los Angeles in around 2008 to preach about his love for monarchy. he got himself a small apartment where he still resides today! He preaches about monarchy in the streets of la. Becoming well known and even knowing busker and other notable people around town. Even the lapd. Who have to constantly remove him from properties when he has one of his monarchy rants at a store,mall or other place.

But overall he was doing well for himself with a decent online job where he actually keeps his composure. He actually graduated college in Germany. At the same time he has a serious alcohol problem

Meaning most of his weird outbursts in public were alcohol related! But overall he was a very interesting individual!

Kaiser was going around the city preaching his crazy monarchy stuff Ending up in a Store parking lot

Little did he know he was causing a big ruckus with his monarchy thumping

The owner went up to him to confront him for scaring off customers

"Sir we're gonna ask you to leave!" Said the worker

"NIEN!" Kaiser exclaimed throwing beer at the owner who was the lab worker from bluey's childhood

At this point the lab worker was older but could put up a fight

Kaiser was punched and brought to the ground

As security,other workers and more broke up the fight

The lab worker was covered in beer and Kaiser covered in bruises

The police arrived Taking Kaiser in

"Come on mate! Why do you gotta throw beer at people?" Bandit asked

"I dunno" said kaiser shrugging casually like he didn't just assault a worker

"Look the owner doesn't wanna press charges. But your still in big trouble" said bandit putting Kaiser's helmet back on him

a few days later*

Kaiser was out of jail. As soon as he stepped out of the police station he felt a wooden spoon hitting his face. An all to familiar feeling.

"AH!" Kaiser exclaimed

It was his mother.

"ARE YOU CRAZY OR JUST STUPID?!!" His mother exclaimed in German

"I dunno-" Kaiser was cut off but his butt getting hit with the spoon

"YOUR SON IS GONNA BE HOME FROM AFGHANISTAN SOON... AND YOUR WIFE IS WORRIED SICK! AND YOUR ON THE STREETS DRUNK PREACHING ABOUT IRRELEVANT POLITICS AT THE AGE OF FOURTY EIGHT! SHAME ON YOU BOY" His mother yelled in German Bonking him on the snoot with the spoon

His mothers anger scared Kaiser like no other

"Get in the car son." His dad said calmly but mad as well.

Kaiser sat in the back of the car his arms crossed like a child...

To be continued