The episode starts off with Freddie & Robbie walking into the same gas station they stole money from back in the episode ATM
"Oh look who it is." The employee said
"Look we're sorry we stole money from your ATM." Freddie said
"You're lucky I'm a forgiving person. Just stay away from that ATM." The employee says
"Well can Freddie and I hang up a poster for our babysitting service?" Robbie asked
"I don't care." The employee said
"Gracias." Freddie said in Spanish
Robbie hangs up their poster
"I'm gonna get a Moka Cola. You want one?" Freddie asked
"Sure I'll take a Cola." Robbie replied
Freddie walks over to get a Moka Cola but is blocked off by some investigators
"Step away sir." A guy said
"Why?" Freddie asked
"What's going on?" Robbie also asks
A guy named Mark walks in
"Hey sir." Mark said
"Can I help you?" The employee asked
"Do you have any Moka Cola left?" Mark asked
"Uh no." The employee lied
"Don't lie to me." Mark says
"Okay I have some." The employee says
"I want you to go get all the Moka Cola you have and take it to the investigation truck." Mark says
The employee does what Mark said
"Wait why are you taking all the Moka Cola?" Freddie asked
"Cause it's been banned in California." Mark replied
"Why?" Robbie asked
"Cause there's way too much sugar in it. Thanks to me, the government has passed a law." Mark said
"So no one can ever drink Moka Cola ever again?" Freddie asked
"That's right." Mark says
A guy holds a case of Moka Cola and trips causing it to break which makes Robbie freak out while Mark takes a pic of Freddie & Robbie's poster
"So I see you boys babysit?" Mark asked
"We do." Robbie said
"Why are you going to ban us from babysitting too?" Freddie
"No I have a kid and I don't want to look after him right now. So I might drop him off at your place later." Mark said
"Wait can we have one last Moka Cola?" Freddie asked
"No." Mark says and leaves
A few hours later, Robbie is holding Rex while hula hooping
"Yay I'm getting good at this." Robbie said
"If only someone cared." Rex says
Robbie's grandma comes by with a bottle of soda
"Hi Robbie." Mrs. Shapiro says
"Hey grandma. What do you got there?" Robbie asked
"It's my last bottle of Moka Cola. I thought I'd bring it over for you and Freddie." Mrs. Shapiro said
"Aw thanks." Robbie said
Robbie and Mrs. Shapiro walk in and see Freddie with a bunch on ingredients
"Hey Freddie." Robbie said
"Whatcha doing?" Mrs. Shapiro asked
"Being a genius. Pretty soon we are going to have all the Moka Cola we want." Freddie says
"How?" Robbie asked
"I'm making the recipe. Here put some on your tongue." Freddie says
Robbie tries some of the soda but doesn't taste the same
"Well?" Freddie asked
"Do you hate me?" Robbie asked
"No come on. It tastes kind of like Moka Cola." Freddie said
"No it doesn't. You got to make sure it's done properly. Run along. I'll have this done in about two hours." Robbie said
"Two hours? I want some now." Freddie said
"Well I brought over a bottle." Mrs. Shapiro said
Freddie and Mrs. Shapiro share the soda and drinks it
2 hours later, Robbie has finished making the soda and he, Freddie and Mrs. Shapiro are drinking it
"Wow this is exactly like Moka Cola. Robbie you really know how to make soda." Freddie says
"Thanks." Robbie said
"Now you guys can make all the soda you want." Mrs. Shapiro says
"Yeah we can make a lot of money selling this." Freddie said
"No no we can't sell it." Robbie says
"Why not?" Freddie asked
"Cause there are a lot of snitches. We could get ratted out and sent to jail." Robbie says
"Robbie's right." Mrs. Shapiro said
"Okay we can make it ourselves but be careful not to get caught. Where can we make it?" Freddie asked
"Why don't we use that secret room we have in our closet." Robbie said
"Yes that's perfect. Robbie find all the ingredients and text them to me. Mrs. Shapiro let's go." Freddie said
"Where are we going?" Mrs. Shapiro asked
"To the store so we can get supplies and everything else we need." Freddie said
"Alright." Mrs. Shapiro said
A montage is shown
Freddie & Mrs. Shapiro are shopping for the ingredients while Robbie is cleaning out the secret room
Robbie then hooks up some machines and he, Freddie and Mrs. Shapiro are now making their own version of Moka Cola
They make 25 cases
They drink a lot of it and throw the bottles away
"Wow we did it." Freddie said
"You think 25 cases is enough?" Robbie asked
"I believe so." Robbie said
Doorbell rings
"Who's at the door?" Mrs. Shapiro asked
"I'll go see." Robbie replied
Robbie leaves the secret room and goes to open up the door and is shocked to see the guy who banned their soda is at the door
"Hi!" Robbie said scared
"I have some questions for you and your roommate." Mark said
"Okay he's just in the back." Robbie said
Robbie runs to his room
"Guys he's here!" Robbie yelled
"Who's here?" Freddie asked
"The guy who made Moka Cola illegal." Robbie replied
"WHAT?!" Freddie and Mrs. Shapiro say at the same time as Robbie shuts the door to the secret room
"He must know we're making illegal soda back there." Robbie said
"Go talk to them. I'll go make sure the machines are off." Mrs. Shapiro said
Freddie and Robbie walk to the door
"What are you doing here?" Freddie asked
"I told you I was bringing my kid here. Billy get in here!" Mark yelled
Billy walks up
"Sup." Billy said
"Wait so you came here just so we can babysit your kid?" Robbie asked
"Yes he's not too much trouble. He likes playing board games." Mark said
"But why can't I stay with you?" Billy asked
"Cause your dad has to find some people and take them to jail." Mark replied
"What bad people?" Freddie asked
"Someone has been making illegal Moka Cola." Mark says
"What?" Robbie suspiciously says
"What makes you think someone is making illegal Moka Cola?" Freddie asked
"Cause I found these." Mark says
Mark takes out a bag of the empty soda bottles Robbie and Freddie threw out earlier
"Oh wow." Freddie suspiciously said
"I'm going to find out who is making the soda and shut them down!" Mark yelled
"You do that." Robbie says
"Why are you going to shut them down?" Billy asked
"Cause sugar is bad!" Mark replied
"So you gonna shut down everything that has sugar in it?" Freddie asked
"No." Mark said
"You said sugar is bad and almost everything has sugar in it. So you gonna ban everything that has sugar?" Robbie asked
"Okay I'm not listening to facts. I'll be back in 5 hours." Mark said
"Bye dad." Billy says
Mark walks out
"Billy why don't you get a board game out of our storage closet. Freddie can I talk to you in our room for a minute?" Robbie asked
Robbie and Freddie run into their room
"What's up?" Freddie asked
"How do we know that guy didn't leave his kid here to spy on us?" Robbie asked
"Dang it! That didn't came up." Freddie says
Robbie's grandma walks out of the secret room
"Hey I just made 2 more cases of Moka Cola." Mrs. Shapiro said
"No, no more Moka Cola! It's illegal and it can get us into a lot of trouble." Robbie said
"What's he buggin' about?" Mrs. Shapiro asked
"Well that guy who banned our soda just dropped off his kid and Robbie thinks he only did it so he can spy on us." Freddie said
"Well I'm not going back to jail." Robbie says
"Maybe Robbie's right." Mrs. Shapiro said
"Fine we'll stop making the soda. But go make one more big batch that'll last us a few years." Freddie says
"Then we're done?" Robbie asked
"Then we're done." Freddie says
"Okay." Robbie said
"Alright I'll go keep an eye on the kid, you two get back there and start making out the Cola." Freddie says
"Kay Kay." Mrs. Shapiro said
Scene shows Robbie and Mrs. Shapiro making more soda
"How many do we got so far?" Robbie asked
"96 cases." Mrs. Shapiro replied
"Okay I think that's enough." Robbie said
"Well Freddie said he wants 100." Mrs. Shapiro says
"Who cares. Enough is enough." Robbie said
An alarm is heard
"Hey that machine is about to explode!" Mrs. Shapiro says
Robbie quickly turns off the machine
"Sorry I thought I turned it off." Robbie said
Scene cuts to Freddie and Billy playing Monopoly
"Man this game is fun." Billy said
Doorbell rings
"It's open!" Freddie yelled
Mark walks in
"I'm here to pick up my kid." Mark says
"Hey dad we're playing Monopoly." Billy said
"Don't care. I'm in a bad mood." Mark says
"Why?" Freddie asked
"Cause I spend the last few days looking for the criminals making illegal soda and I got nothing! So what do I owe you for the babysitting?" Mark asked
An explosion is heard causing Robbie to scream
"What the heck was that?" Billy asked
"Uh my roommates ringtone." Freddie lied
"That wasn't a ringtone." Mark said
Mark runs to the bedroom
"You're not allowed back here!" Freddie yelled
Robbie and Mrs. Shapiro are coughing and gagging when Mark runs in scaring them
"What in the world happened here?" Mark asked
"Uh..." Robbie and Mrs. Shapiro say at the same time
Mark sees a sheet and pulls it off showing the cases of Moka Cola
"Busted!" Mark yelled
"It's not what you think." Freddie said
"Really cause it seems all the illegal Moka Cola was coming from this room." Mark said
"Okay it is what you think." Mrs. Shapiro says
"You 3 punks are in big trouble." Mark said
"Why?" Robbie asked
"Why!" Mark yelled
"What's your problem with making soda?" Freddie asked
"Cause it has too much sugar and a lot of people drink a million cans a day which is unhealthy!" Mark yelled
"So some people eat too much doughnuts! You gonna ban doughnuts?" Mrs. Shapiro asked
"What about roller coasters? What if a kid decides to go to Mystic Mountain and ride roller coasters every day? They'd flunk out of school. You gonna ban roller coasters!" Robbie yelled
"And what about sleeping? If a kid sleeps for too long, they're gonna wake up with their pants wet. You gonna ban sleeping?" Freddie asked
"Go ahead. Just ban everything!" Mrs. Shapiro said
"Cause lord knows we can't do anything fun!" Robbie said
"This is America. We don't need people like you telling us what we can and can't do." Freddie says
Mark realizes his mistake and starts crying
"Dad what's the matter?" Billy asked
"They're right. I'm so stupid." Mark said
"So does this mean you're not going to take us to jail?" Mrs. Shapiro asked
"No you're off the hook." Mark said
Freddie, Robbie and Mrs. Shapiro all cheer and grabs some Moka Cola
"To freedom!" Freddie says
"Here here!" Robbie and Mrs. Shapiro said
The End
Ending Tagline: "If a kid sleeps for too long, they're gonna wake up with their pants wet." Freddie
A/N Let me know what you think of this episode. Rex only appears in one scene and has one line making it his minor role to date. I had to upload this on a Friday instead of a Saturday cause I'll be inactive all day Saturday. Stay tuned for my next episode, then stay tuned for the four part season 1 finale featuring the return of Nora, Nevel and Gibby. Gibby's brother and Crazy Steve (from Drake & Josh) will also be in the four part season finale so stay tuned.