Zhuge Liang is already credited with many great inventions. But today, I am happy to announce that he also invented THREE new technologies. First, he invented the world's most comfortable mattress. It allowed him to ignore Liu Bei and get some much needed sleep. Second, he invented a football helmet. This was useful for whenever Liu Bei had an infant son returned to him. Third, he invented a portable cremation chamber, shortly before the battle of Fan Castle. Pang De stole this invention and rode it out to battle. Tragically, Hua Xiong fell inside and burned to a crisp.