Did you ever wonder how Xiahou Dun lost his eye? Wonder no longer. During Cao Cao's siege on Xia Pi, Xiahou Dun went out the back for a quick ciggy. He asked a nearby fellow to light him up, and the stranger obliged. It was the naughty boy Zhu Ran, who shot a fire arrow into Xiahou Dun's eye. The eye got nicely cooked, which aroused Xu Chu from his slumber. Xiahou Dun didn't want that fat bastard to eat his eye, so he ate it himself. Then Hua Xiong fell off the rampart, cracked his skull on Zhu Ran and they both died.