A/N – A lot of fun in this filler chapter; there may be some off humor so be aware as Optimus gets back at Mia.
Chapter 7
Sue had settled into Mia's house now; she had moved all her stuff into the house. Optimus had completely fixed his holoform and decided to try it out. Sue was on her computer; but it wasn't her he truly wanted to show his holoform off too. It was Mia. He had this strange unnerving desire to please her for some reason; it confused him too.
Optimus' holoform was interesting enough. It was a tall and muscular male; who had glowing penetrating blue eyes. He had black hair with blue highlights. He wore a flamed denim jacket with fringe. He had black biker boots on; and tight fitting blue jeans. The jeans hugged certain areas like his buttocks and groin area rather tightly. Optimus had nick named his holoform Oscar Pringle after seeing the container of Pringle potato chips and thinking the name was rather interesting.
However neither Mia nor Sue had seen the fixed version of his holoform; so he wanted to show Mia. Since Optimus was not around human femmes on the NEST base and only had seen Mikaela Banes and Carly Spencer who did not reside at the base. He had no idea you do not barge in or sneak into bathroom when ladies are getting cleaned.
Optimus heard the water running in the bathroom; he did knock on the door and heard Mia singing in the shower. He smirked to himself. She had a pleasant voice. He tried the door and it opened. Optimus did not hesitate at all. He walked into the bathroom and could see Mia inside the shower.
Optimus was not aware of what the holoform would do though; as the holoform device had been programmed by Ratchet when he was living to impersonate human behavior. Optimus smiled; and then reached his hand out and opened the shower door. Then realized Mia was not clothed and figured this was a human custom so he immediately made the holoform's clothes vanish for now too.
"Mia, I wanted you to see my holoform." Optimus said innocently as Mia turned around startled.
"Huh….?" she said as soap was dripping down from her wet hair into her eyes. "Oh damn," she mumbled as she reached for a washcloth and wiped her eyes only to find a buck naked gorgeous guy in her shower.
Her mouth dropped open as she stared at Optimus Prime; and Optimus' eyes landed all over her body as well.
"I must say I like your framework," Optimus suddenly said his eyes glowing brightly as they traveled down her body.
"Hey, stop that!" Mia shouted and hit him with her wet washcloth.
Optimus returned the gesture and hit her with her own washcloth.
"Do not hit me, Mia; as I shall hit you right back." Optimus said with a loopy smirk.
"What are you doing in here, I am naked and so are you!" Mia retorted.
Optimus glanced down at himself.
"Does this not please you?" Optimus asked.
Silence…..
"Again with this unruly silence I believe I asked a question which wasn't hard to give me an answer too, Mia." Optimus said in a snarky tone.
"I-I mean yes…. I mean no, what the hell were we talking about?" she demanded as Optimus grinned and opened the shower door and reach out to grab a towel and he boldly twirled it and struck Mia's butt with it.
"I do believe that is Optimus 1 and Mia 0," Optimus said leaving the shower and then the bathroom with laughter.
"Oh this is so war, Optimus Prime." Mia growled as she wiped the towel about her dripping body and hair.
And so it begins…