I huddled with my friends. I took a deep breath, even though I'm not nervous, it just felt necessary.

"Okay, we need a song that will scare him off. Anyone got anything?" I ask.

"Actually, yes." Uma speaks up. I turn to face her. "How about we sing "Chillin' like A Villain," it's nice but bad at the same time." Uma says.

"That sounds good! Okay, this needs to be more organised." I say waving my hand around.

"Hadie, we know how badly you want to win. Don't stress." Ben says.

"Hadie, you'll be fine. We've got your back." Lonnie says.

"You've never lost a fight before. You've got this." Audrey says.

"Yeah, the stress doesn't help, and we all know you'll win." Doug says.

"Thanks guys. Let's blow this popsicle stand." I say. I walk over to Herkie and his so-called 'friends.'

"We're ready." Herkie said simply.

"I go first, this is my turf." I say. I turn back to my friends. "We got this. 'Cause we're rotten…"

"To the core." Mal, Evie, Jay and Carlos finish.

"This is a job for pirates!" Uma says, an evil glint in her eye. I chuckle. I give the signal to turn on the music. The music starts, and I smile.

"Let me tell you something you can really trust. Everybody's got a wicked side. I know you think that you can never be like us, Watch and learn so you can get it right." I sing to Doug, Jane, and Audrey, the only three in our group to have never had to act villainy at the Isle.

"You need to drag your feet, You need to nod your head, You need to lean back," all of us VKs sing, acting out the verbs. "Slip through the cracks, You need to not care."

"Uh, you need to not stare," Ben sings.

"You need a whole lot of help," we all sing.

"You need to not be yourself." Ceilia and Quelle sing.

"You wanna be cool?" Uma sings.

"Let me show you how." Mal and Lonnie sing.

"Need to break the rules?" Evie and Dizzy sing.

"I can show you how." I sing.

"And once you catch this feeling, And once you catch this feeling." Harry, Gil, Ben, Jay and Carlos sing.

"You'll be chillin', chillin', oh! Chillin' like a villain. Chillin!" We all sing. "Chillin' like a villain, chillin! Chillin' like a villain!"

"Hey!" Lonnie shouts.

"Chillin' like a, chillin' like a villain!" We all sing.

"You get attention when you act like that." Ceilia sings.

"Let us teach you how to disappear." Dizzy sings.

"You look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat." Quelle sings.

"You gotta be wrong to get it right 'round here!" Uma sings.

"You need to watch your back." Evie sings.

"You need to creep around." Mal sings.

"You need to slide real smooth." Gil sings.

"Don't make a sound." Harry sings. Squeaky and Squirmy squeak like a mouse.

"And if you want it, take it." Jay sings.

"And if you can't take it, break it." Carlos sings.

"If you care about your health…" Ben sings.

"Seriously, you need to not be yourself." I sing.

"You wanna be cool? Let me show you how. Need to break the rules? I can show you how!" all of us girls sing.

"And once you catch this feeling, And once you catch this feeling." Jay, Carlos, Ben, Harry, and Gil sing.

"You'll be chillin', chillin', oh! Chillin' like a villain, chillin! Chillin' like a villain, chillin! Chillin' like a…" we all sing.

"I really wanna be bad a lot…" Audrey sings.

"And I'm giving it my best shot…" Jane sings.

"But it's hard being what I'm not." Doug sings.

"Well if you don't, you're gonna get us caught." Gil sings.

"He's right, we gotta stay low-key. Now show us how bad you can be." I sing.

"Like this? Like this?" Audrey asks. I nod.

"Oh yeah, I think I got this!" Jane exclaims.

"Let's go, I'm ready to rock this." Doug sings.

"And I ain't gonna thank you for your help. I think I found the worst in myself." Doug, Audrey and Jane sing.

"You wanna be cool? Let me show you how. Need to break the rules? I can show you how," us girls sing.

"And once you catch this feeling, And once you catch this feeling." Carlos, Harry, Jay and Gil sing.

"You'll be chillin', chillin', oh! Chillin' like a villain, chillin! Chillin' like a villain, chillin! Chillin' like a villain, chillin! Chillin' like a villain, chillin! Chillin' like a villain." We all sing. I bow, mockingly, before promptly sitting with my friends.

"Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll! Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll. What a pro, Herc could stop a show, Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO. He was a no one, A zero, zero. Now he's a honcho. He's a hero! Here was a kid with his act down pat, From zero to hero in no time flat. Zero to hero just like that! When he smiled, The girls went wild with oohs and aahs, and they slapped his face on ev'ry vase. From appearance fees and royalties, Our Herc had cash to burn. Now nouveau riche and famous. He could tell you, What's a Grecian urn? Say amen, there he goes again. Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10. Folks lined up just to watch him flex, and this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs. Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers. Honey, the crowds were going bonkers. He showed the moxie brains, and spunk. From zero to hero, a major hunk. Zero to hero and who'da thunk? Who put the glad in gladiator? Hercules! Whose daring deeds are great theater? Hercules! Isn't he bold? No one braver! Is he sweet? Our fav'rite flavor! Hercules, Hercules… Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll! Undefeated, riding high, And the nicest guy! Not conceited, He was a nothin', A zero, zero. Now he's a honcho, He's a hero. He hit the heights at breakneck speed. From zero to hero. Herc is a hero. Now he's a hero, Yes indeed!" Herkie sings.

"Uncle Zeus, who wins?" I ask.

"I can't decide." Uncle Zeus says.

"Then we go again." Herkie says.

"Okay, you don't know what you just signed up for." I say with a smirk. I turn to Uma. "Play 'Evil,' the one Mal did." I whisper. Uma nods. The music starts to play, and I smirk.

"You got this." Gil says. I smile.

"Everybody see my sunny. Everybody see my shine. But, they don't know my story, they don't know what's on my mind. I carry on like a princess, but man I've got 'em fooled. 'Cause underneath my business I am cold, I'm hard, I'm cruel. Never gonna put a spell on me, never ever gonna bring me back, never gonna make me be somethin' I'm not because I'm evil. Tell the people, I'm evil. Open your eyes, I'm all a disguise. Everybody in my circle, Think I'm gonna be their friend, but I got bad intentions, And I'm gonna have 'em again. So why should I stop my dissin', or soften up my heart. Tell me what good is livin' If you can't be who you are, yeah. Never gonna put a spell on me, never ever gonna bring me back, Never gonna make me be somethin' I'm not because I'm evil. Tell the people, I'm evil. Open your eyes, I'm all a disguise. I'm evil. Tell the people, I'm evil. Open your eyes, I'm all a disguise. I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble. I'm gonna make some trouble. I'm gonna find some trouble. I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble. I'm gonna make some trouble. I'm gonna find some trouble. Never gonna put a spell on me, Never ever gonna bring me back, never gonna make me be somethin' I'm not because I'm evil. Tell the people, hey, I'm evil, yeah. Open your eyes, I'm all a disguise. I'm evil. Tell the people, hey, yeah, hey, So evil. Open your eyes, I'm all a disguise. I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble. I'm gonna make some trouble. I'm gonna find some trouble, I'm gonna find some trouble, trouble. I'm gonna make some trouble. I'm gonna find some trouble, oh, no." I sing.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Ben asks.

"Yeah, just great at being a tad bit evil." I say, raising an eyebrow. Uncle Zeus steps up.

"That was awesome. I say you win." My face breaks into a smile.

"Really?" I ask. Uncle Zeus nods. "See, Herkie. Never doubt me ever again." I say, looking directly into his eyes.

"Okay, Hadie. I'm sorry."

"Apology accepted, Herkie." I say.

"Hadie, how sweet." Harry says from beside me.

"You want to get burned?" I ask. Harry shakes his head. "Good, 'cause I didn't want to anyways." I turn to Mal. "Mal, come here." I say.

"Why?"

"Because we are going to talk to Hercules and Megara." I say, marching off. Mal runs up to me and stops me.

"Wait, what?"

"Mending this dysfunctional family, duh." I say. Mal nods, and we continue.

"Wait!" Dad shouts. I turn. "I'm coming with you."

"Okay. Onward!" I say. Dad walks up to us, and we start to walk to where Hercules and Megara are.

"Wait!" I turn, and see Uncle Zeus coming towards us. "I'll come with you three just in case."

"Sounds good. Onward, for reals this time!" I say, and we walk over to Hercules and Megara. We get within a few steps of them, and Hercules jumps up.

"No. I knew you'd be back, Hades." Hercules says. Dad just looks at him. An awkward tension fills the… cloud. I step up.

"I just beat your son in a dance off, and I'm actually a goddess." Hercules stares in shock at me for some time.

"What?"

A/N: Okay, so, who else loves Chillin' Like a Villain? Just me? No? Yes? Okay. This chapter was a bit weird, so my apologizes. *mockingly bows while smirking and accidently catches Harry's eye* Sorry, I had to. This is what happens when I chase 5 and 6 year olds for three hours straight... Have a fantastic day.