Angel Dust was speechless.
- Al, I'm gay, you know that.
- But you're not in a relationship currently, right?
- That's beside the point. - He felt like he had this conversation already, with his own father, back when he was alive.
- I'm also a whore. - He tried to make Al rethink his offer. - What dad would want someone of that profession for his daughter?
- You're right. - Stag frowned. - I will buy you your own brothel as a wedding gift. Pimps are getting better payment, right? This marriage can even help you to become an overlord, believe me. Now, son, let's drink for your marriage to Deerie!
- I… what the hell?! - Angel Dust facepalmed as he looked at his father-in-law to be, left the living room to open the champagne completely ignoring his protests.
- You ask him to fuck you!? As a gift?!
- Yeah, I did. - Doe was talking by the phone with her owlette friend, Octavia. - I know it was a bit much for a prank, but I wish you could see his face.
They both gigled.
- I finally came up with something to top his nasty prank from April fools day! All my clothes were covered with mayo and toothpaste! Do you believe he convinced dad to help him with that trick?!
- Girl, If I didn't know I assumed you were always a demon. - Octavia said.
- Thank Lucifer, he didn't guess it was all a joke. I can tiss him more.
They talked a little bit more, but finally Daria hung up on her saying goodbyes.
She looked at the fluffy pink pillow on her bed. If she heard correctly uncle Tony was now in their home, so she had a perfect occasion. She grabbed a pillow and ran down the hallway.
Doe made sure Alastor wasn't anywhere to see her as she started her loud monolog, little did she know that her dad was currently in the kitchen next door preparing the drinks.
She moaned and kissed the pillow.
- Oh, Tony! - She said. - If only this was you pushing your lips to mine! I love you the most in the world!
Daria watched to her amusement as the spider demon flustered and as she entered the living room, she pretended to be totally surprised to see him.
- Oh, I didn't know you were there. - She faked a blush. - I um… did you think about what I asked you… Un-cle-To-ny… - Daria flew a few inches out of the ground and whispered directly to his ear with a soft voice.
- Daria, I think we really need to talk. - She noticed that he gripped her arm with force and his voice was quite harsh.
- I'm sorry… I was just… - It was probably better to get clean right now, he didn't look fooled by her, more like mad for some reason. Didn't he usually like dirty jokes?
- You're dad went insane, he thinks we should… - He interrupted her, but was cut as well by Alastor coming back.
As he saw the two of them leaning to each other in suggestive manner, and after what he heard he was sure this was a good match. So his daughter's heart settles for a man, or if we begin nitpicky here, spider, of her dreams. Nothing more matters.
- Now, now. - Deer was in his best mood. - I understand your urge to be intimate with your love, but be a bit patient, my dear.
- Intimate with my what? - She freaked out.
- Oh, don't be shy, Daria. Atop of hearing everything you just confessed to that pillow. - Her Father giggled. - Tony already told me all about you two.
- Uh… what?
- Don't you have anything to say to her, silly boy? - He pushed his friend and he fell on the floor. - Come on, kneel down!
Alastor snapped his finger and a little box with a diamond ring appeared in Tony's hand. the spider looked at him furiously.
- It's a bit early for your birthday gift, Deerie, but this honest man was wondering if you would make him an honor and be his bride?
- What the...?! - She almost tripped on the rug
Since I'm just getting started and already have 8 chapters ready I decided to publish it early. Please let me know how you like it so far.