Chapter 1:
Silverclaw awoke with a sharp prod to the back. Oldface, an elder, was standing over him.
"Oi, gettup you lazy bloke! You've been snoozing all morning! You think we're just going to let you sleep in while the rest of us do some work? C'mon, you dipstick!" He said in his usual fake australian accent.
"Okay, fine. Just sheathe your stupid claws and maybe I'll actually get out of the den with both my ears."
Oldface snorted and padded off to the elders' den, which was an old '80s car with a busted windshield. It was tipped sideways, so he and Weaselface slept in the back of the trunk.
Silverclaw got up, stretched, and followed Brambleclay's command to go on the dawn patrol.
Every morning it was the same old thing: Catch a few things to eat, find some SlytherinClan warriors on the territory, chase them off, promise revenge, and go back to camp. Pretty boring.
Jimmy John Papa John and Tigerstar III were also on the patrol. JJPJ wasn't supposed to be there, since he's a restaraunt manager, but that's on him.
The three cats padded on through the forest, scenting the air every few minutes for smells of prey. It was not long before Silverclaw scented a wild donut.
Silverclaw slowly padded in the direction of the donut, careful not to make any loud sounds in case it heard him. He stalked through the undergrowth in the direction of the scent, then dropped into a hunters' crouch. He spotted the donut scrabbling up a rock not too far away, the perfect time to spring would be now. Silverclaw waited until it got all the way up the rock, then- POW! -sprang on the donut and killed it with a swift blow to the neck.
Silverclaw scraped some jelly beans over the donut to save it for later, then caught up with the patrol just in time to see something very peculiar.
"What in the name of my left armpit is THAT?" Silverclaw asked.
J.J.P.J and Tigerstar III were just staring on, speechless.
In the river just ahead, there was a GIANT eyeball roped inside a long gray tube, which led down under the river. It basically looked like a giant periscope. Were they being watched?
Just then, before you could even say "kitchen counter", a GIANt, and i mean GIANT fish leapt out of the water and disappeared into the clouds. It was the size of a frickin' house.
Well, the fish was gone, but it was still there, and the situation was weird, so yeeeeeah...
Silverclaw fainted.
And the other two cats fainted as well.
What the Zachariah is going on here?