Alright, now were on to chapter 4
Don't have much to say except for a translation.
Сволочь = svoloch or "bastard" in Russian.
Anyway let's go.
Chapter 4: Revenant Gets Cockblocked
So, it was settled. If they wanted a chance to survive, they would have to play Wraith's little game. Revenant, Mirage, Pathfinder, and Horizon had been walking down the dimly lit corridors of the maze for what felt like forever. The air was stuffy, the atmosphere was claustrophobic, and everyone was quite frankly bored as hell.
"If I don get a drink sooon Im gonna kill evryone 'ere!" Horizon shouted irritated at her sobriety.
"Horizon! How the fuck do you think we're going to get any Liquor down here? We'd be lucky to just find food and water at this point!" Revenant replied.
"Welp, looks like were fucked! Although yet again when have I not been fucked?" Mirage quipped.
"Mirage, if you open your mouth again with another one of your shitty "jokes" I'll fuck you like one of my French girls!"
"Ok." Mirage said meekly before fading into the background.
"Gu-ys we are te-ar-ing each o-ther a-part!" Pathfinder sputtered out.
"Pathfinder you know we're always like this right!" Revenant said.
"Im not jokin!" Horizon yelled at the group.
"Im dyin 'ere and y'all er laughin!"
Just as Horizon was about to go insane from lack of alcohol, the group noticed a light at the end of the tunnel. As they approached the it, they realized it was in fact a sign above what appeared to be a joint Denny's and Applebee's Bar and Grill.
"Oh fuk yea!" Horizon said rushing into the building.
The restaurant appeared to be totally legit. The Applebee's and Denny's were separated perfectly down the middle, and everything appeared to be in working order. Employees were attending the tables and there appeared to be a fairly decent crowd. This wouldn't be a concern if it wasn't in the middle of a death maze. Horizon however didn't seem to care and just ran over to the bar and started demanding drinks from the bartender.
"Are you gu-ys s-u-re it is o-k to just w-a-lk in he-re?" Pathfinder asked.
"Eh? I'm sure it will be fine." Revenant reassured Pathfinder.
"Besides, what's the worst that could hap…"
Revenant stopped as he realized that the people in the restaurant weren't just random people, they appeared to be clones of the other legends. But most importantly, they all appeared to be wearing rather revealing clothing. Revenant stared at the crowd of legends as they stared back at him. He could see mischievous grins forming on all of their faces. Just as he was taking it all in, the legends began to get up and walk towards him. He was ready, he'd been dreaming about something like this for years, the ultimate orgy! He stretched out his arms ready to be enveloped in bliss, but it was all I lie. He looked in complete shock and disappointment as the scantily clad legend clones walked past him, and towards Mirage.
"Holy Shit is that Mirage?!"
"I can't believe its him our savior has arrived!"
"Our Messiah has returned!"
Mirage was bombarded with praise and complements by the fake of the Legends. He had never had anyone worship him like this, and he was terrified of it. Mirage began to back up as the legends advanced, eying him up like vultures and stumbling towards him like zombies.
"Mirage! What the Fuck!" Revenant screamed at the disturbed man.
"Revenant! Please help! I've never been complimented by anyone, and I don't know what to do!"
"Oh, meh, meh, meh, look at me I'm so humble. Says the man who's currently cockblocking me!"
"Revenant Please!"
"You know what! Fuck you сволочь I'm out of here!"
"Revenant, Noooo!"
Mirage screamed as the praises began to turn into chants and the legends continued their advance. He could feel his cheeks flush red with embarrassment. He felt pathetic and with each passing minute his heartrate began to get faster and faster until his ears were drowned out by the sound of his own heartbeat. Eventually, it was too much, he fell over onto his back, hands clenching his chest as his heart began to fail him, and finally he went limp.
"Little Bitch! Horizon, Pathfinder get your asses over here! We're leaving!" Revenant called.
"Wat is thes shet! I don' feel any less sobr than when I came in! Wha kinda booze is thes anyway!" Horizon asked the bartender.
"Its non-alcoholic beer." The bartender replied as he wheeled around to face her.
"Mother!"
A shocked expression crept across both Horizon and Revenants faces as they looked at the man who had just heard be crushed by a helicopter a minute before. It was Trevor!
"I thot you 'ere fukin dead!"
"Oh, I am dead, but Wraith revived me to give you non-alcoholic beer. Also, I'm here to tell you, you are not in my will." Trevor told Horizon bluntly.
"Nooooooooooooooo!" Horizon wailed.
"Anyway! Apex Legends clones! Attack!" Trevor ordered the clones.
Horizon and Revenant looked over to see the fake legends clearing away to reveal the body of Mirage before staring at them with blank expressions and beginning to saunter towards them.
"Pathfinder! Get over here, we are leaving!" Revenant shouted at Pathfinder as the two ran away from the mob of zombie Apex clones.
They were able to outrun the mob relatively easily as they ran towards the fire exit on the other side of the building. Freedom was within grasp, all they had to do was get out, but their hopes were soon dashed when a clone Mirage and Lifeline opened the exit doors and began walking towards them.
"So, thes is how we die! Getting' gangbanged by mindless cloanes of our co-workers." Horizon said as they continued to close in.
"You know what, I have no problems with this kind of death. Who wants to take me first?" Revenant shouted to the horde.
As they thought it was all going to end, they saw another figure stumbling with the horde. It was Pathfinder.
"Wait for me gu-ys, I am al-most theeeeeeeeeeere!" Pathfinder said as he stumbled forward and knocked over the two clones blocking the exit. Now was their chance.
"You know what, you all rejected me! Fuck you all and see you in hell you sexy beasts!" Revenant shouted as he and horizon pulled Pathfinder out of the building and shut the doors.
"Ok then that was an experience!"
"Wait Pathfinder, how come you weren't punished in there? All of us received one."
"I am al-ready in the worst p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e time-line." Pathfinder replied.
"Alright makes sense, now let's get a move on before those things figure out how to break down doors."