Sorry about the long hiatus, I had to move into University, and I started classes last week, so updates might be more sporadic (as if they weren't sporadic already).

Also I'm going to be working on 2 more projects, I'll be writing a Genshin Impact fic here sooner or later, and I'm working on a project known as the Human Element Universe. A massive crackfic universe with more serious undertones. If any of you are interested the account's name is The_Human_Element_Timeline on AO3.

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Chapter 6: Disappointment

The four legends cringed back in terror. In the room stood four people, each one an important figure in one of the legend's lives. Crypto saw his sister Mila, Valkyrie her father, Rampart and Seer their mothers, the one thing they all had in common, they were all extremely disappointed in how their legend had turned out.

"Ah fuck! Not you again! I'm guessing you haven't grown up at all since the last time I saw your ass." Valkyrie's father said scornfully.

"It seems like you haven't changed either father, I have been impregnated by the knowledge of the world and yet you stand here having learned nothing at all."

"Well, glad to see you still talk like a chatbot on LSD. No wonder I left your ass to die."

"Mila, what the hell are you doing here?" Crypto asked his sister.

"Don't 'what the hell are you doing here?' me asshole! You lead the Syndicate right to me, you betrayed me!"

"Well how was I supposed to know the Syndicate could track our location?"

"Oh, I don't know! Maybe because you downloaded a hentai game run by the Syndicate and allowed it to track your location!"

"We were on the run, and I got horny Mila; what do you want from me!"

"Oh so it's all about you now isn't it, you have always been a selfish bastard and you know it!"

"Obi Seer Edolasim! Why haven't you taken your place as the destroyer of worlds yet!" Seer's mother lambasted him.

"Mom! I told you I don't want to be the destroyer of worlds I wanted to go to acting school!"

"I told you, acting school is for NERDS!"

"But mom look at these TikTok likes. (Idk how TikTok works, who do you think I am, a pleb!)"

Seer then turned on his phone to reveal an edgy video of himself lip-syncing the song Airplanes with -69 likes.

"Holy shit! Pack up your thing's son, 'cause you're going to acting school!"

"really mom!"

"Just kidding, kill yourself."

"Don't you guys realize what this is!?" Rampart shouted at them

"These people aren't fucking real! Wraith probably just summoned them to get a reaction out of us. Fuck you Wraith! That was not a very poggers move of you!"

"Well your one to talk aren't you missie." Someone said.

"Can you shut up and let me talk motherfucker!"

"You're right, I am a motherfucker." The voice replied.

A chill went up rampart's back. She recognized that voice. It was a voice she hadn't heard in a long time. Slowly she turned her head around to look at the person who had interrupted her. Behind her she saw a man, he was tall, muscular and wore a power suit and shades. A devious smile spread across his lips and even though his eyes were blocked, Rampart could feel them staring into her soul, judging her for all she was worth. She knew who this man was.

"Specifically your mother." He finished.

It was her father!

"Dad! I thought you went out to get cigarettes and milk?" Rampart sputtered out.

"You honestly believed that shit!" He said before laughing hysterically.

"You do realize how long I've been gone right? You think if your mother actually cared about me, she would have called the authorities, maybe filed a missing person's report! No no, I left you guys!"

"Why?"

"You two were nothing but leaches! I was a simple mechanic yet you two demanded the world of me. Can we go to Disneyland? Can I have a Pony? Buy me more Jewelry? Did either of you even care about my needs! So I left, I left you two to fend for yourselves, and what happened? You were unable to cope without me, running from orphanage to orphanage after your mother died, always searching for someone to care about you, but no one ever did. You tried to become a successful mechanic, only to fail and have your business be burned around you. Now you are just a lowly incel, spreading your worthless opinions on the internet in the hopes that someone anyone would listen to you, but no one ever did. Did they? Meanwhile, I made investments. I made contacts and got a job in weapons development at IMC, and I became head of the department! While you were wasting your life away, I was thriving, where you have failed, I have succeeded! You my daughter, are a failure!"

It was too much, everything he said about her was completely correct. She had not gotten an ounce of attention her entire life and now she had resorted to being an asshole to others just to get a reaction out of them. She was no better than Wraith! Her life was a lie.

After her father's tirade, Rampart began to shake violently. The realization of what she had become caused her to have a seizure. She fell over onto the ground as she desperately gasped for air. As time went on her seizing began to dissipate, until she finally stopped. Rampart was dead. The other legends and even their relatives looked at Rampart's father in absolute shock.

"Wow, you are a complete narcissistic asshole." Crypto said.

Rampart's father began to laugh evilly.

"Oh, you think I was just satisfied with teaching her a lesson! Oh no, now that I am done with her, I shall now show you all, that you are nothing but a bunch of complete failures!"

"Well, were fucked!" Crypto stated.

"Ok genius, what the fuck do we do?" Mila asked her brother.

"Come on think, think!"

"Brain Bla- "

"That catchphrase is already taken!" Mila yelled.

"Ok fine, I have an idea!"

Crypto then pulled out his computer and pulled up his email.

As he was typing Rampart's father began to walk towards the group, getting ready to lambast them all about their shitty lives. But just as he was about to reach them.

"Hey, I sent you something!" Crypto yelled to him.

"What?"

"Check your email!"

Rampart's father pulled out his phone to see he got an email from Crypto. The title of which was "Get $100000000 Free Totally Not A Scam!".

"Hmmmmm….." Rampart's father hummed.

"Well, who can say no to free money." He said as he clicked on the email, only to have an application titled installed on his phone.

"What the hell?"

"Hey, that asshole has Hax!" Crypto shouted.

"What do you think this is going to accompli…" Rampart's father said before he was interrupted by a voice behind him.

"HAX!"

Rampart's father spun around to see who had yelled that, only to see a man who looked like Wallace Breen from the game half-life 2 shouting and pointing at him. Before he could do anything, a computer monitor flew across the room and hit him in the face, killing him instantly.

"Holy Shit!" Everyone except Crypto yelled.

"Yeah, let that be a lesson to you!" Crypto said triumphantly.

"Anyway, Valk, Seer let's get the fuck out of here, nice seeing you guys again!" Crypto said as the three of them walked out of the room and continued into the maze.