Fireplace (Intro)
Calvin and Hobbes sit by the fireplace.
Suddenly, it gets too warm and hotter.
They dash away from the fire and they lie down and feel the sizzle as they cool off.
Then they going back to the fireplace to warm again.
Calvin: If there's more to life than this, I don't know what it is.
Snowman
There are snowmen on the yard that Calvin build.
One is holding his head, one has three eyes and two noses, one was built around a tree so it looks like the tree sticks up from the snowman, one is cut in half by a smaller snowman on a sled.
Then Calvin's mom show up, her reaction is being gross-up.
Calvin: You don't like my "Snowman House of Horror", do you?!
Mom: Calvin, we on outside the house and you made them so violented.
Pair Reports
After class Miss Wormwood wants to make them assign the oral reports.
Then Calvin and Susie are been selected as partners of their report.
The problem was Calvin doesn't want to working report together with Susie.
Calvin: I can't believe we were assigned to do a report together.
Susie: Now, look. Miss Wormwood wants us to make a reports for a better grades. Even someone else to do they oral report.
Calvin: Who saying that we were working together? Even I don't need your help to study.
Susie: What's that suppose to mean?!
Calvin: Well, I don't care what grades is it but the teachers didn't give us gold star.
Susie: We are not babies anymore! Would you please focus for our project!
Library
Calvin and Susie went to the library and they starting for the researching project.
But Calvin is not curious about the report.
Susie: Alright, we're gonna researching about the planet Mercury.
Calvin: Okay, listen. We've got to do this dumb project together so we only to know what the Mercury is.
Susie: Weren't you even paying attention?! You really think we don't know about the planet do you?
Calvin: Then what do we have found out?
Susie: Nothing! We going to do this ourselves by looking these pages.
Calvin: Say, although we been role to go on the planet Mercury thing and start investigate. What do you say?
Susie: Does anyone want to trade partners?
Librarian: Be quiet, over there!
On the next day on the library, Calvin is still slacking for a report with Susie.
Susie: Why are you still not looking the book?!
Calvin: That's because is boring to read so I had to see the pictures instead.
Susie: Are you insane?! You need to read books are very important to research on!
Calvin: Really? Well, at least I cross the line on this book while I seeing the picture.
Susie: What? You can't vandalize the book! This is a library's property! The librarian well gonna kick us out!
Calvin: Really? You should told me sooner or later.
Susie: Why this partner is just a lunatic?!
Librarian: Be quiet! Or I kick you out!
Calvin: Psst. [whispering] Why don't you keep your voice down.
Relaxing
On Friday, Calvin is having a relaxing afternoon with Hobbes.
Calvin: Ah. A relaxing Friday.
Hobbes: Yeah. With some hot chocolate that your mom made.
Calvin: Indeed. I really like to do nothing but I always watching television.
Hobbes: Really? Have you forgot something important?
Calvin: Important? Like what?
Mom: Calvin, telephone.
Calvin stand up and walk to his mom and she give telephone to him.
Calvin: Hello?
Susie: [yelling] Why aren't you at the library?!
Hobbes: Wait. I though you said there were close during winter?
Susie is keeping nagging Calvin on phone and Calvin is starting for his boring life with her.
Hallway
Today was Tuesday, Susie and Calvin are ready for there oral report.
Susie: So, you have the half about the report on planet Mercury?
Calvin: Well I do have it. But I'll bet my half makes your half look pathetic.
Susie: It better be... or else.
Calvin: Yeah, yeah. I got this.
Susie went to the classroom, while Calvin is still write on the report.
The planet Mercury
An Exhaustively Researched
Report by Calvin
Calvin trying to write about the Mercury but he forgotten.
Calvin: Okay. The planet Mercury was just... uh.
Calvin is continue writing and yet he still thinking something more.
Calvin: Hmm... Oh I know.
Calvin is just finished the report but is not quite close enough.
Calvin: Well, this come and handy. I think.
Oral Reports
During class, those two students are done their oral report.
Miss Wormwood: Alright. Good job for your reports, Nathan and Clair. Your may go back to your seat.
When the two students back to they seat Miss Wormwood want Susie and Calvin are next.
Miss Wormwood: Okay, Susie and Calvin. You're next.
Susie: Yes, ma'am.
Miss Wormwood: Wait, where's your partner?
Susie: Calvin is gonna be here any moment now.
Calvin rush inside the classroom on time.
Calvin: Hey, I'm sorry I late!
Susie: About time you're show up.
Miss Wormwood: Alright, you two. What's your reports to show us today?
Calvin: Wait. Before we start. I would thank you to be here! And a great you have it! Give yourselves a hand!
Miss Wormwood: Susie, please tell him it wasn't an entertainment.
Susie: I tried to tell him but he won't listen!
A moments later, Susie is almost finish the half of the report.
Susie: … and so, the planet Mercury is a hot and barren world, the closest to the sun.
Calvin: Now it my turn to tell us about this half of my report.
Calvin begin about his half of the report.
Calvin: The planet Mercury was a named after a Roman God with winged feet.
Susie: Winged feet?! Calvin, that's not-
Calvin: Mercury was the god of financial gain, commerce, eloquence, messages, and something something. That he is a trademark of the divination of commence. Gosh, why they named a planet after this guy?
Miss Wormwood: Susie, what is the meaning of this?
Susie: It wasn't my fault, Miss Wormwood! Honest!
Miss Wormwood punished Calvin and Susie on the dunce and facing the wall.
Susie: You really don't know what are the planets are, do you?
Calvin: Don't blame me. It very confusing when the name wrong.
The End
Homework
Calvin's mom checking Calvin to his room to making an essay for tomorrow class.
Mom: Calvin. I just checking you to see having to work on your homework.
Calvin: I was making an essay for my class tomorrow.
Mom: Oh. What essay you wrote?
Calvin's mom check his essay and it called "After school at my house".
It's not that I mind being chained in the basement,
it's just that when the meat is thrown down,
the rats have the advantage of numbers,
and they...
She reaction about his writing and she said to him.
Mom: Calvin, you know that horrible you wrote! And I'm not gonna have a parent-teacher conference because of you're terrible making essay! Try something else about the history.
Calvin's mom left the room and Calvin crumples the essay to write a new one.
Calvin: Rats. My mom always so clever.
Closing
Hobbes is taking a nap time but his tail twitching.
He gets ready to pounce on it and he leaps on his tail.
And goes around and around Hobbes goes trying to catch his tail.
And then Hobbes exhausted from chasing his tail and he got dizzy a rounded his eyes.
Calvin: Man, despite that amazing display of cunning, reflex and physical prowess, your tail still has a death grip on your butt.
Hobbes: Don't be ridiculous. Hey, since when you have twins?
