Misney: hi this is misney Pixar and welcome back to another episode of
DISNEY VILLAIN BACKSTORY
Misney: tonight, I'm traveling to neverland to talk to smee, to tell us about the tragic backstory of the menacing and cunning pirate there ever was to sail the seas CAPTAIN HOOK
Arriving on The Jolly Roger, greeting by smee
Smee: why come in my darling
He takes my hand and kisses it
Smee: (muah)
Misney: ah (awkwardly) (taking away my hand) thank you, but I'm not here for a social visit, I'm here for the whole story
Smee: oh, well come in his quarters
We walk in the captain's quarters
Misney: so what drive Captain Hook evil, how did he lose his hand
Smee: (sigh) he wasn't always evil, he was like Peter Pan
Misney: childish
Smee: no, adventurous
He goes to a drawer and pulls out a compass
Smee: it started with this compass
Smee: it started many years ago in London, he was just a teenager, young, darling and amazing with the ladies
Flashback begins with a younger hook playing the piano and group of young women were surrounded by him
James: hmm, hmmm, hmm, hmm
Ladies: (woe) (sigh)
They all head over heels for him
James: (hehehehe) gets em every time
Edward: up to your old tricks again, I see
James: (chuckles)
Smee: you know before Captain Hook met me, he had two best friends, Edward and Mary
James: Edward old chap, hows it going along
Edward: well I was in the neighborhood, and thought I might come over ( he pulls out a Fencing sword) unguard
James: whoa (laughing)
He falls back, rolls over and grabs a fencing sword near by
James: ha ah
They waltz in a dance battle of fencing, just then a third comes in and breaks the fight
James: (grunts) so Edward what brings you here, old chum
Edward: well, I heard that a sailor is looking for a couple of seamen to help find treasure
Their swords met as the word treasure, ran though his head
James: oh treasure you say
Edward: yes, and there's going to be some share for whoever finds the treasure
James: hmm, tempting
Edward: so what do you say James
James: you know it old chum
He knocks the sword out of his hand
Edward: huh ah
He looks at him in defeat and smiles as James aims the sword to his chest
James: I win again old chum
Edward: (hehehehe) good show old chum
James: so when do we leave
Edward: today
They go to the docks, to see Mary near by
Smee: Mary that the same resemblances as Wendy darling, she was responsible, caring, dutiful and had a wilder, more adventurous side
Mary wore a greed gown, brown boots, a gold necklace, had blonde hair in a ponytail, fair skin, pink lips, and blue eyes as Wendy's
She turns to see James and Edward
Mary: Edward, James
James/Edward: Mary!
She runs to them and hugs them and lets them go
James: Mary and what exactly are you doing here my dear
Edward: I invited her old chum
He boards the ship, called the jolly Rodger
James: oh
Mary: is that a problem hook
James: please stop calling me that and I think it's too dangerous( he takes her hand to his lips) for a young woman
Mary: oh please (she takes her hand back) I love the smell of danger in the morning
She pushes him back and gets on the ship with Edward, he follows
After they arrived on the ship and greeted by every pirate, the whole gang threw a party to celebrate the treasure their going to find, they were drinking, singing and dancing
The two boys watched mary dancing for the pirates, they couldn't help but stared at her sincere
Smee: Captain Hook and Edward both fell in love with Mary, but one night
James: (sigh)
A pirate plays who I am by the score on the accordion as James leans dungbie staring up at the stars
James: wow
Edward: amazing isn't it
He turns to see Edward walking next to him
Edward/James: (sigh)
It became quite between the two until Edward broke the silence
Edward: so James what are you going to do with your share of the treasure
James: don't know, perhaps invest it and buy myself a mansion up the hill, you?
Edward: well it sounds crazy but
James: come on old chum, its me your friend from since we were kids
Edward: well, I want to buy a boat like this and travel around the seven seas and go treasure hunting, don't you ever want to sail around the world and be a pirate
Smee: Captain Hook was touched by his words
James: Edward, that sounds- AMAZING
He touches his hand
James: tell you what, when we find the treasure, you and I will buy you a ship just like the jolly Rodger and sail across the ocean, just you and me together
Edward: and Mary
James: of course, the more the merrier
Edward: well James thanks, oh hey do you still have that compass I gave you
He pulls it out of his pocket
James: all the time mate
He puts his hand over his with the compass
Edward: this will help us find the treasure, guarantee, but promise me something James
James: sure what is it
He takes his hand in his and looks him in the eye
Edward: promise me that whatever happens to me, you'll take care of Mary for me
He smiles at him, and the two wrapped their arms around each other
James: don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you
Smee: Captain Hook loved Edward very much, he was about to take their relationship to the new level, they been together for four years, he was thinking about adding Mary to their relationshipIt was going great for them
until
BOOM
Smee: a violent storm came and the tides were getting rough
James was sleeping in the cabin, when he heard all the pirates panicking and the thunderstorm
Edward: James, JAMES wake up
James: (groans) huh? Edward whats going on
Edward: sea storm, (KABOOM) (he looks back) and a real big one
He quickly get out of the hamper and sees how bad the storm was, and turns around to sees Mary struggling to steer the wheel of the ship
Mary: (grunts) ugh ahh,
Pirate1: ALL LANDS ON DECK
Pirate2: all hands hoay
Pirate4: batten down the hatches
Mary: COME ON YOU SEA DOGS YA WANNA LIVE FOREVER
James looks up to see London's flag caught on fire from the lightning strike
James: FIRE
Edward looks up and climbs the crow's nest
Mary: RELEASE THE SAILS
Edward Climbs down the climbing ratlines goes to the gaff sail and unties the rigging
Smee: James went to see if he was okay, but just then a big gust of came blow towards the main mast top yard
James: EDWARD GET OUT OF THERE
EDWARD: I'LL BE OKAY JAMES, JUST STAY DOWN GO HELP THE OTHERS
He nods his head and does what he cans
Then Edward sees a whirlpool
EDWARD: MARY, THERE'S A WHIRLPOOL AHEAD
MARY: WHAT!!!!
She takes out her spyglass and sees the whirlpool
Mary: oh no, EVERYONE HANG ON TO SOMETHING, JAMES GET EDWARD
He nods at her and runs up the rope to get Edward
Mary: I'll try to steer us away from that whirlpool
The rain poured hard down on him
James: EDWARD, WE NEED TO GET DOWN NOW
Edward: DON'T WORRY I'LL DO FINE
Smee: Just then one of the sails rope snapped and knocked him off
Edward: ahhhhh
James: EDWARD!!!!!
He grabs his hand and they both look down at the deadly water above them, Edward looks up at him, James gives him a don't-worry look
Smee: he's hands were slipping from his
James: EDWARD HANG ON, I'LL GET YOU UP, DON'T WORRY
he felt him slipping off
EDWARD: JAMES, IT'S BO USE, I'LL SLIPPING
JAMES: (gasp)
He grabs him with both of his hands
JAMES: DON'T WORRY, WE'LL GET WITH THIS, I PROMISE, REMEMBER THAT A DREAM ABOUT BEING PIRATES, DON'T GIVE UP ON THAT
EDWARD: JAMES, listen to me, it's for the best, I can't hang on much longer
James: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT
Just then he his hand slipped
Edward: ugh, goodbye JAMES
James: EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James watched in horror as his best friend and secret lover died in the sea of treacherous
James: (sigh) NO!!!!!! (Soft crying)
The jolly Rodger then fell in the whirlpool
Mary: EVERYONE HANG ON
Heartbroken he get down to join the others
Smee: when the jolly Rodger went in that whirlpool, Captain Hook could've sworn that it was going to be the end of him but instead, the entire crew was a blue light shining, that whirlpool was in fact a teleportation to...
Mary: NEVERLAND
James: Whoa
Smee: As the ship reached land, Captain Hook was the first for to experience neverland
He was amazed by it's beauty and wonder that he's forgotten about his mourn for Edward's death
But before he could adventure any longer, he and Mary had the entire honor Edward's death, all the crew gathered around Edward's duffle bag, Mary puts flowers around it and James places a picture of him on it and they watched it float in the ocean
James places his hand around Mary and they snuggled together in sorrow
Smee: After the funeral, James went to search for the treasure
James: I'm gonna go, find the treasure, I probably won't make it back alive
Mary: James wait, take mr. smee with you
James: who's mr. smee
He looks a round to see a small round man, pushing through the crowd
Smee: I over here sir
James: oh, hmm hi
Smee: evening sir, lets go now
James: huh ok, we'll be back
Kidney: so that's how he met you
Smee: pretty much my dear, now as We went into the neverland jungle, we were about to met Peter Pan
Smee: sorry for what happened to him
James looks though Edward's compass
James: (sigh) if we can I rather not talk about it
The compass was the only thing that reminded him of Edward
James: now come on
He's spirts went up as he remembers his last words
James: we have a treasure to find
Smee: he was destined to find the treasure, nothing was stopping him
We searched through the whole day and night, no rest, no food
We were, eh I was about to give up until we came across a cave
James: (gasp) SMEE, LOOK
Smee: I'm coming, I'm coming (sigh) oh dear, my back is killing me
James: WE FOUND IT
He picks up a golden cup
Smee: oh wow, you did it captain
James: why yes, I did, now come on smee, go tell the others where we are so we can get the treasure on the boat
Smee: yes sir
As I ran to get the others, out came Peter Pan
Peter: whoa woooo
James: huh? Ah
He looked up and saw Peter Pan flying towards him
Peter: whoa, hey you found my treasure
James: you're treasure
Peter: yes, oh hey HEADS UPS
James: whoa
Peter: (hahaha)
He threw a dagger at him, but it missed and Peter laughs at him
Peter: (hahaha)
He just glared at him and ignores him
James: beat it lad, I have no time for childish games
He takes his duffel bag and fills it with treasure
Peter: why?
He floats over him
James: because, I have take thus gold back to London
Peter: why?
James: because, I made a promise to an old friend and I was here to find some treasure
Peter: why
He was soon started to get annoyed by him
James: UGH
He pulls out a sword that was burry in the treasure and aims it at him
Peter: whoa
James: look here boy, you don't know how dangerous I can be, so if you know what's go for you, you go away or I'll hurt you
He goes off, to the ship
Peter: huh, you know tink, I think this guy needs to know who he's dealing with, don't you
A small fairy flies behind him and shakes her head in agreement
Smee: The next day, the crew could carry as much as they could in the ship
Peter watched him go off
Peter: wow look tink a ship, hmm (he looks at James leaving) oh look its t he at old prune, and he seems to be leaving
She smiles and waves bye at him, and when she leaves she noticed him staring, at first she was confused until she saw him staring at Mary
At first she gets jealous, and flies to confront her
Mary: (sigh)
She stares into the jungle of neverland
Mary: oh neverland, if only I could've stay longer and study you (sigh)
Mary has heard of the legend of neverland, for years she studied it and as many people believed it was just a myth for children, she believed in it just as she believes in fairies
As Mary walks to the ship, tinker bell flies in her face
Mary: (gasp) a fairy
As much as Mary was excitedly met her, tinker bell wasn't feeling the same
As she begins to give her the business, Mary helps her hand to her as she stands on the palm of her hand
Mary: you're so beautiful, you're just as amazing as I imagine, I came here to meet you, my name is Mary
Tinker bell still green with envy was touched when Mary patted her head softy
Mary: don't worry I won't hurt you
That one look in her eyes, made tinker bell like her, she hugs one of her fingers
Mary: (hehehehe)
Misery: so when did Captain Hook lose his hand
Smee: oh I'm getting to that, so when the ship was being prepared to leave, Peter Pan thought about getting back at hook for taking his treasure
Peter: Ah
So he takes out a sword and aims it at him
Peter: hey ya old koot
James: huh, whoa
Smee: He flies to him and grabs a sword that was near by him, the crocodile was near by
Tick tock: tick, tock
Smee: nobody really knows how he swallowed a clock, all we know is that he likes to make the sound
James: whoa, whoa, whoa
Peter: eh I have to say, you don't stink then you look
James: (grunts) alright boyo I tried to be nice but if you wanna be like that, that so shall it be
Smee: As the two were sword fighting, Mary cane on the ship holding tinker bell when she saw hook fighting Peter
The James was at the end of the ship
Mary: (gasp) JAMES
James: huh? Mary?
He looks at her, her eyes filled with fear
Smee: as hook was distracted by her, Peter knocked the sword out of his hand
James: ah,
Smee: He watched him but didn't see the crocodile coming up at him, almost falling in, he tries to keep his balance but the crocodile jumps up and bite off his hand
James: AH!!!!!!!!!
Crew: (gasp)
Mary: (gasp)
Smee: WHOA
Peter: (hahaha, hahaha, hahaha)
Smee: everyone watched in horror as hook grabbed his arm, blood was dripping
It wasn't enough for the crocodile, he swam over were Mary was, she was horrified for what has happened to hook that when she backed away
Mary: (gasp) ah!
She fell back over board, hook watched her fall and tried to save her
James: MARY
But by the time he went to her she has fallen, the crocodile has already eaten her
James: ugh, NO!!!!! (Soft cries) not you too (grunts)
He went from tears to anger, he watched grabbed his wounded arm and saw Peter and tink flying off with all the treasure
James: UGH
Smee: After days from the accident, he was scared physically and emotionally, his hand never healed
He lost two important people and lovers in his life
I personally wrapped up his wound hand
Knock, knock
Smee: uh captain James, you ready to come out, the men are waiting for you
He stares out in the sea, heart filled with raged
James: THIS...IS...ALL...HIS FAULT, mr smee
He gets up, In a red pirate suit, days in his room as grown him a mustache
James: is there something you can do with my hand
Smee: actually sir, there is
He takes out a box and shows him a metal hook and puts it on where his hand was
Smee (nervously): (hehe) what do you think
Hook: WHAT DO I THINK, (evil chuckles) I love it
Smee: (phew)
Hook: SMEE
Smee: ah!! Yes captain James
Hook: tell the men to get ready to start the hunt, and it's Captain Hook now
Smee: yes sir Captain Hook
He runs to tell the others
As Captain Hook walks up and stares up in the sky
Hook: One of theses days, I'LL GET YOU PETER PAN IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO
Flashback ends
Smee: Captain Hook never hated Peter Pan for his hand, he hated him for feeding Mary to the crocodile, (sigh) all he ever wanted was to sail around the world with his best mate
Now you tell me who was real bad guy, Captain Hook or Peter Pan
Misney: well there you have it folks, a man that has lost his lovers, his dignity and his hand at sea
Tune in next week for the tragic backstory of jafar
Until then, this misney Pixar signing off, see you all next time on
DISNEY VILLAIN BACKSTORY