Spaceman Spiff (Intro)

Our hero, the intrepid Spaceman Spiff, lost in the space desert of Uvelion.
His spaceship was lost after three days and Spiff was stranded!
Miles and miles and there no place to be safe.
Scorched by twin suns. The planet is nothing but barren rock and methane!
There's no hope of finding food or water!

Spiff collapses!
Oh, no. A hideous alien spots our hero!
In weakened state, Spiff won't able to escape from that thing!
There is no match for that monster!
Could this be the end?!

In reality, Calvin's mom brought lunch for Calvin and Calvin was lay down on the sandbox.
Mom: Lunchtime! I brought you a sandwich and some lemonade for you.
Calvin: Thanks, mom.
Mom: Bring the dishes back when you're done.

Spiff has survived and the kind monster save me from starvation!
But were our hero to tell the monster where to find the safe place on this planet?

Fishing

As Calvin sits on a rock with his fishing line in the water.
Then a fish crawl up on the rock and see Calvin and then the fish bit him in the butt and back to the water.

Then Hobbes come by to see him.
Hobbes: What happened to your butt?
Calvin: That dumb fish bite me.

Being Cool

Calvin ask Hobbes for something this Summer.
Calvin: Say, Hobbes do you want to make cooler than we are?
Hobbes: Why? Are we not cool?
Calvin: Of course we're cool. But we're not as cool as we could be.
Hobbes: How to we suppose to being cooler this Summer?
Calvin: Simple. Cool people wear sunglasses. See?

Then they both wear sunglasses to make cooler but they a problem is they were blinded.
Hobbes: It's cool alright. But I don't see everything, it's dark.
Calvin: Just don't move and get a cane to hanging around.

Swimming Lesson

Calvin and Hobbes are planning for Summer this week.
Calvin: Oh, boy. What should we do this summer?
Hobbes: Well I want to have fun with you everyday and we watching TV.
Calvin: Yeah! So we can play football, throwing water balloon on Susie and...
Suddenly Calvin's mom show-up and she take her son going somewhere.
Mom: There you are. C'mon, let's go.
Calvin: Go? Go where?
Mom: I signed you up for swimming lesson today. Let's go.
Calvin: What?! Swimming lessons?! Again?! Did you already sign me up from last year?

Calvin's mom take Calvin to the swimming pool again with Hobbes.
But Calvin's mom want Hobbes to stay in the car and Calvin explain to him what happened last year.
Calvin: I can't believe my mom signed me up for a dumb swimming lesson again.
Hobbes: Really? What happened, last year?
Calvin: Well, that's because I been learn about some awful swimming tricks and I almost drown that either.
Hobbes: That's harsh.
Calvin: Yeah. And there's no way I been gonna lectured by a...
Hobbes: A kid-hater baby sitter Rosalyn.
Calvin: Yeah. How do you know? You wouldn't here last time.
Hobbes: That's because behind you.

Calvin turn around to his head and he horrified and he trying to get inside the car.
Calvin: Let me in! Let me in!
Hobbes: I can't. Your mom locked the doors close.
Calvin: Then help me climb the window you open! Quick!
Rosalyn was surprise that Calvin was here again.
Rosalyn: [sigh] Here we goes again.

Lesson with Rosalyn

When the kids in the pool and Rosalyn meet Calvin again to learn to swim again.
Rosalyn: So, Calvin. You're back to learn how to swim again from my lecture?
Calvin: I'm not here to join your swimming lesson today. Because my mom sign the wrong lesson, so she let me stay here as a prison.
Rosalyn: Calvin, it just one day. Now go in the water.
Calvin: I refuse! There's no where that swimming pool gonna to drown me again!
Rosalyn: Calvin, do you remember what is a rat tail means?
Calvin: No. Why?
Rosalyn hold a towel and she twisted into a whip so she want Calvin to get in the water or else.
Calvin is understand to her and he jump into the pool.
Calvin: Man, this lecture is really me a creep today.

A moments later, those kids are good to learn how to swimming and thanks to Rosalyn.
Rosalyn: Good job, kids! You're really great today! Everyone out of the water now!
Rosalyn saw Calvin that's he is not a very good swimmer.
Rosalyn: Calvin, are you not done?
Calvin: Huh? Are they done now?
Rosalyn: Are you still swimming? Those kids are already done now.
Calvin: What?! How long I been swimming that long?!
Rosalyn: It's only been twenty minutes now. Now get out the water.
Calvin: I can't believe I'm been a slowest swimmer I ever been this.

Spaceman Spiff

The valiant Spaceman Spiff is being pursued by the army of galactic force!
Spiff is trying to reach the top of the ladder to need a signal for help!
When Spiff the top but the signal is now reach yet.
The the platform is starting to crumbling and Spiff is trying to climb down but it's too late!
The army are coming this way!
And Spiff lost his weapon during the fight earlier!
That's means is over for our hero!

In reality Calvin is climbing a high dive board and he afraid to get down.
Rosalyn: Calvin! How on earth did you climb up there?! Get down here this instant!
Calvin: I can't! Help!

End of Swimming Lesson

Calvin's mom take her son home and Calvin is not happy to learn to swim again.
Mom: So, how you're swimming lesson going?
Calvin: Oh, sure. I been tormented by that sadistic lifeguard again.
Mom: Alright, get in. Let's go home.

Calvin's mom drive the car way back home.
Hobbes: So did you survived?
Calvin: Yeah. I can't believe I been useless for being a swimmer that's much.
Hobbes: Did Rosalyn tortured you for a lesson?
Calvin: Nah. I been wanted to get drown again to skip lesson.

Kiddie Pool

The next day, Calvin and Hobbes are excited to play on the kiddie pool today.
Hobbes: Gosh, can't believe your dad buy kiddie pool for us.
Calvin: Yeah. That's mean no more swimming lesson and no Rosalyn that trying to lecture me this time and we can fun together what ever we want this summer.
Hobbes: Cool. I can't wait to try on this pool.
Calvin: Indeed. And you know else what is better for this pool?
Hobbes: What?
Calvin: We need to expend more sizes to make more fun.
Hobbes: You're right. This pool is too small.

The End

Calvin the Kite-Man

It's windy day and Calvin brought a kite and help Hobbes.
Calvin: Gosh it's perfect kite flying weather this Summer!
Hobbes: I'll say. Are you playing with your kite today?
Calvin: Nope. That's why I need your help to make me fly.
Hobbes: You sure?
Calvin: Yep. I just gonna tied will a kite string and there!
Calvin tied himself to the string and Hobbes hold the string holder.
Hobbes: You're ready to take flight?
Calvin: I'm ready. Just let out some string and start running.

Hobbes is start running and Calvin is starting to fly shorter.
Calvin: That's it! Faster! Faster! I'm flying! I'm fl-ooof!
But Calvin felt to the ground and hurts.
Hobbes: You're okay? Boy, you were almost up there.
Calvin: I know! Ow. We just need a little more wind.

Calvin and Hobbes going somewhere where the wind is flowing there.
Calvin: Okay, here's another breeze! Let 'er rip!
Hobbes is ready to run and Calvin is flying but it's failed again and he felt down to the ground again.
Hobbes: Okay, that's very hurts.
Calvin: Gee, maybe I got heavy what I though. Hmm... maybe I gonna get lighter.
Hobbes: Lighter? How? Wait, you don't think you gonna-

Meanwhile Calvin's mom got called from the neighbor Mrs. Carroll about Calvin.
Mom: Mrs. Carroll says a naked kid tied to a stuffed animal is running through her yard.
Dad: Geez, does Summer looks really necessary. I'm gonna take that boy to the Summer School this year.

GROSS (Closing)

On the treehouse is a meeting of G.R.O.S.S. comes to order.
Calvin: This meeting of the top-secret club G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) will come to order, supreme dictator-for-life Calvin presiding. All Salute!
Hobbes: Hear hear!
Calvin: Okay, the first order of business: president-and-first-tiger Hobbes will read the of our last minutes of our last meeting.
Hobbes: Thank you.
Hobbes is starting to read the record of the previous schedule.
Hobbes: 1:30 A.M: Read minutes of previous meeting. 10:31: Debated so-called "Editorial Slant" of minutes. Much nonsense and commotion from the dictator-for-life.
Calvin: "Nonsense"?!
Hobbes: 10:32: President-and-first-tiger offers reasonable solution, but dictator-for-life takes needless exception.
Calvin: Reasonable solution?! Wait a minute, you told me to go jump in a lake!
Hobbes: 10:33: Blows exchanged. Dictator-for-life receives comeuppance.
Calvin: Is this really a joke?!
Hobbes: No. This is a record from yesterday, you been trying to make a right schedule.
Calvin: What do you mean?! These minutes are nothing but lies!
Hobbes: You called a liar?
Calvin: So, you wanna bet to pound you? You lunatic jungle cat!
Hobbes: Fine, do your worse!

Calvin and Hobbes are fighting and they fell down the treehouse.
And then they stop fighting.
Hobbes: [panting] Truce?
Calvin: [panting] Truce.
They both shake hands and become friends again.
By minute of time they went back home.
Calvin: Well, another productive meeting.
Hobbes: Yep. Let's go eat lunch today.
Calvin: What a great club!