Dad's Advice (Intro)

Calvin and his dad are watching outside to see the sun has set.
Calvin: Dad, why does the sunset?
Dad: Because the hot air rises. The sun's hit in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky.
Calvin: Wow. It's really changing the sky color.
Dad: Indeed. In the evening then, it cools down and staying inside the house.
Calvin: Amazing. If I were you I gonna be a great scientist someday.
Dad: Actually, Cal. It was weather make the changing climates of this world.

Tiger Day

Calvin's mom saw a strange sign outside.
Mom: Calvin, can you remove the weird sign outside.
Calvin: What's sign? I didn't put it outside.
Mom: Then who might be put the sign out there.
Calvin: I bet, Hobbes was the one to put it there.

Outside, Hobbes is very disappointed because those people don't know what Tiger Day.
Which he put the sign for a Tiger Day today.
Hobbes: Boy, why people didn't care for tigers, anyway?

Dinner Time

On dinner time, Calvin is bored to eating meal today and he refuse to eat.
But then he realize that he can make something funny.
Calvin is making a meal cylinder, then adding some leaves and the cereal and finished.
Calvin is funny that's he making a gloppy sculpture he made.
But Calvin's dad yell at him to stop playing that food.
And Calvin back to some boring some with this meal.

GROSS Meeting

On the treehouse, today Calvin and Hobbes are having a G.R.O.S.S. meeting today.
Calvin: This meeting of top-secret club GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) will come to order, supreme ruler and dictator-for-life Calvin presiding!
Hobbes: Hear hear!
Calvin: President and first tiger Hobbes will now provide us with an attendance report.
Hobbes: All present and accounted for, sir!
Calvin: Excellent! Now club secretary general Hobbes will review the minutes.
Hobbes: It's almost 10:30.
Calvin: Thank you. At this time we'll have a field report from top scout Calvin!
Hobbes: You can tell this is a great club because we have so many officers.
Calvin: Herewith, a field report filed from head scout Calvin!
Hobbes: What news, scout?
Calvin: The enemy has been sighted on the sidewalk two doors down, Mr President.
Hobbes: Who's the enemy?
Calvin: Susie Derkins, an acknowledged girl! I recommend we establish a strike force?
Hobbes: You have an objective?
Calvin: That's right. It to bug her!
Hobbes: Sounds risky. Men, any volunteers?

GROSS Planning

As they climb down from their treehouse, Calvin is planning to strike force on Susie.
Then Calvin and Hobbes are wrote the letter with the unbreakable code.
Calvin: Okay, here's our plan. I'll be the strike force commander. While you gonna wrote a letter with some codes.
Hobbes: Sure. As long we need something on this code.
Calvin: Here use my special code to use make a sentences.
Hobbes: Um... You know it's very gibberish to understand that.
Calvin: Just do it. I'm sure you're understand what my code language are.
Hobbes is written the code from Calvin and he finished writing.
Hobbes: Okay, all set.
Calvin: Wow. Let's me see. Geez, you sure making the right code properly.
Hobbes: Yeah, you don't want to read it.

Later Calvin and Hobbes are going to Susie's place and they heading to the yard and sneaking to the tree.
Calvin: We made it to Susie's yard. And I gonna give a code to heard and throw her with a water balloon I hold for.
Hobbes: But the question is where's Susie?
Calvin: What?! Oh! We got this here to preparing to attack on her and she went out for her lunch?! I can't believe we do this for nothing!
Hobbes: You know. We just hungry too. Because it's already noontime.
Calvin: Say, Susie left something there and she has a doll.
Hobbes: What are you going to do?
Calvin: I know I have a great idea to deal with her! [evilly laugh]
Hobbes: Oh, boy.

Kidnapping Susie's Doll

Calvin is snatching Susie's doll.
Hobbes: Calvin, you're not seriously gonna steal Susie's doll?
Calvin: What do you mean? I'm just kidnapped this doll. C'mon.
Hobbes: Are we going to give it back?
Calvin: If she pays some ransom.
Calvin and Hobbes are straight back to they home with Susie's doll he holding.

Meanwhile Susie and she holding Mr. Bun and walk back to the small table set for her doll.
But suddenly Susie notice that her doll is missing.
Susie: Hey, where's Binky Betsy? I know I left her right here when we eating lunch, Mr. Bun. Did somebody take her? Mr. Bun, I go look for her while you stay here. In case those strangers were snatch you too.

Meanwhile, Calvin and Hobbes are making a cutting letters from the magazines and they were eating lunch today.
Hobbes: I always like cut-and-paste. Are you sure you borrow from you're parents' magazines?
Calvin: Sure did. It's already old so my parents won't read this anymore.
Hobbes: Well, at least your mom give me some fish sandwich today and you're eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Calvin: So, how much should we ask for? A hundred dollars?

Ransom

Susie is trying to looking for her doll and when she inside Susie ask her mom to find her.
Susie: Mom, I can't find my doll. Can you help...
Someone ring the doorbell and she open the door and no one here.
Susie: Hmm. There's nobody here. What's this? A letter?
Susie is reading the letter.

Susie, if you want to see your doll again,
leave $100 in this envelope by the tree out in front.
Do not call the police.
You cannot trace us.
You cannot find us.
Sincerely, Calvin.

Susie: What?! Calvin?!
Susie was shocked that was a ransom by Calvin.
Susie: It's a ransom note! That stupid Calvin stole my doll! And why he wants to pay a $100 to get my doll back?! That's runt! If I can hand that monstrous boy, I'm gonna-
Susie notice there's a pictures inside the envelope.
Susie: Hey, there's something else inside this envelope.
Then Susie was shocked that her doll is tied to the chair.
Susie: So, if you want $100, huh? You're on, Cal!

Susie Caught Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes are pretending to be a normal day.
Calvin: Let's stroll down the sidewalk real casually and see if Susie put the hundred buck out by the tree.
Hobbes: Okay.
Calvin: Lovely day for a stroll, eh Hobbes? I certainly enjoy my afternoon constitutional!
Hobbes: Yes, it's quite invigorating!
Calvin saw an envelope by the tree.
Calvin: Look! There's the envelope by over the tree.
Hobbes: Oh boy! Let's go see it!
Susie was behind the tree and wait for her plan.
Calvin: Say, I don't Susie around here?
Hobbes: Me, too. I think left behind.
Susie: C'mon, you nincompoop...
Calvin: Okay, you stand guard and watch for Susie while I gonna see the envelope she give me that I want.
Hobbes: Okay.
Susie saw them behind the tree as her plan and Calvin open the envelope but there's no money in here.
Calvin: Hey, there's no money in here! It's just the note here!
Calvin: It says, "Now we're even!" Now we're even? What's that supposed to mean?!
Susie: Oh, Calvin.
Susie snatching Hobbes and ran off.
Calvin: What?! Susie! Ack! Hobbes!
Calvin is chasing Susie who holds Hobbes back to her house.
Calvin: Come back here with Hobbes! Put him down! Hobbes bite here! Bite her!
Then Calvin reach to her house and Susie close the door and lock it and Calvin is very angry and yell at her.
Calvin: Derkin! Open the door! Or else I'm gonna...
Calvin is saying bad words and Susie came out the window up here.
Susie: Hey, watch your language, Calvin! And you're not gonna break the door, too!

Calvin is furious mad because Susie is now stolen Hobbes.
Calvin: I can't believe that bratty girl stole my best friend! She'd better set Hobbes free!
Calvin: So I kidnapped her lousy doll! Then she tricked me to stole Hobbes over!
Calvin: Girls have no sense of humor! That's their whole problem!
Calvin: Fine. If she want that stupid doll back? Then let's trade.
Calvin is back to his house and getting Susie's doll back to her for a trade.

Trading

Calvin back to Susie's house and he brought the doll.
Calvin: Alright, Susie! I brought your stupid doll back! Now let Hobbes out, okay?! Fair's fair!
Susie open the door and she something to said to him.
Susie: Well, I dunno, Calvin. I'm thinking I might rather have your dumb ol' tiger with me and you can keep Binky Betsy.
Calvin: Are you nuts?! I don't want have a girly doll! This is yours!
Susie: Oh, come on. Even since you stole my doll from the afternoon. I wonder you like to grow to like her. She's really like to make a cute accessories you can buy!
Calvin: No! I'm not! I want Hobbes! That's the doll I stole was a prank!
Susie: Geez, a prank? You know Hobbes is better to live here with me for now.
Calvin: That's not true! Does Hobbes told you that?!

Calvin: Alright, Susie. I'll give you your doll back and I'll give you a quarter? So can I have Hobbes, now? I won't steal your dolls anymore, promise!
Susie is getting Hobbes out and Calvin trade a doll and the quarter for her.
Susie: Here you go. Hobbes is didn't hurt so here he is. And next time, leave my stuff alone like your promise.
Calvin: Sure! I will! Promise!
Then finally Calvin got his stuffed tiger back and Susie got her doll back as well.
But unfortunately they still hating each other and walk away.
Calvin/Susie: (Jerk.)

GROSS Result

At the treehouse, Calvin is mad at Hobbes the traitor and having a G.R.O.S.S. meeting here.
Calvin: I can't believe that traitorous Hobbes is trying turn against the club, like that. It doesn't give our club credit when the first tiger is willing captive of the enemy.
Hobbes: Yeah, right.
Calvin: We stole her doll and I'm the one who had to pay ransom! It's a disgrace!
Hobbes: Well, I almost told her our code when she rubbed my tummy.
Calvin: Come on, whose side are you?!
Hobbes: You're really think know about it? But I still not tell you this.
Calvin: You get 15 demerits for besmirching the club's reputation, plus five demerits for conduct unbecoming an officer, and a censure in the book club for not devouring Susie when you had the chance.
Hobbes: I still not telling you about this.
Calvin and Hobbes are starting to fighting.
Calvin: Oh, sure! You want to fight, you traitor! Then bring it!
Hobbes: Ow! That's hurt! You're mudball!
Calvin: For now on you're an enemy, who side of all girls!
Hobbes: Well, I'm not a girl!

After they fighting, Calvin is still mad at Hobbes.
Calvin: Well, this is certainly a sorry chapter in G.R.O.S.S. history. Now you may leave now, you traitorous Hobbes.
Hobbes: Before I leave. It might to be saying a confession here.
Calvin: Confession?
Hobbes: Well, the true is I did spying on her room.
Calvin: Spying? You were a spy?
Hobbes: Yep. I'm done here. So, I going climb down now.
Calvin: Wait! Tell me everything! I want to know!
Hobbes: Sure. When I'm in her room and I found her diary under her bed and I read it.
Calvin: Wow! Deep in enemy territory, you intercepted a secret message?
Hobbes: Yep. A lot I read like "Calvin is a pig-faced smelly fat head!"
Calvin: Then our club is a success! Well done, Hobbes!
Hobbes: So can I go back to your club?
Calvin: Sure does. And I got a promotions for both of us! Welcome back!
Hobbes: What a great club.
Calvin and Hobbes shake hands and Hobbes is back to be a club member.

Meanwhile Susie in her room, notice that her diary was suddenly open.
Susie: Hey, how on earth did my diary was open?

The End

What If...

The alternate reality begins, where Hobbes wake up from the alarm clock along with his human doll friend Calvin.
Then Hobbes helping his parents before he going to high school and he making breakfast.
Hobbes going outside going to school and he waving to his parents and his friend Calvin.
Hobbes is crawling fast like a real tiger and he meet those tigers people in this city.
Hobbes made it to the school and he meet his crush and his rival was a bully.
And then Hobbes is bored from the class and finally the school is over and he rushing back home.
Went the tiger rush to his home and he open the door and he pounce his doll friend.
However his mom forbidden him to pounce against the tiger law and she sew Calvin was been broken.
Hobbes is very disappointed of his life and he not very good for answer his assignment and he watching the TV at whole night but his dad want him to sleep.
And so Hobbes is starting to sleep and is starting a new day tomorrow.

Back to the reality, Hobbes explain to Calvin about his dream who was a stubborn tiger while they riding the wagon.
Calvin: Man, didn't expect your dream was come true.
Hobbes: You don't want to know it.

Closing

Calvin got panicked because this is the first day of August.
Calvin: It's August already! Oh no! Oh no!
Hobbes: Why are you panicking for?
Calvin: What happened?! I can't believe it's almost August and that's mean the Summer well end soon!
Hobbes: You're okay? Are you forgotten something important?
Calvin: Yes! Everything is important! We've got to hoard our freedom and have fun! Time rushes on!
Hobbes: Boy, I hoping you gonna help you to make an essay about Summer before school.
Calvin: Doesn't matter! It's our live is staking! I won't let Summer end!

Calvin is continue panicking and ran off.