Bedtime Story (Intro)

Calvin's dad is having storytime for Calvin bedtime stories.
Dad: So, what the story we having tonight?
Calvin: Here, dad. Hobbes wrote another bedtime story.
Dad: Hmm. A story called "Calvinocchio"?
Calvin: Yep. This story named after me and I don't know what is Pinocchio story.
Dad: Oh, I see.

Calvin's dad begin to read a story about Calvinocchio.
Dad: "Once upon a time there was a wooden workshop from the street. Then a cruel old man who making a wooden boy named Calvinocchio. Then the old man is not believe to learn that the wood boy is not alive and he throw outside."
Dad: "Then one day a fairy god tiger came here and make a wooden boy alive. And she told that living wooden boy Calvinocchio want to live in three days unless she want some offer for him some tunas, so she let him live permanently."
Dad: "When Calvinocchio accept for her offer and he decide to get a tunas for her. On the next morning, Calvinocchio is still searching for a tunas and he trying to asking those people but they avoided him because he a monster. Then kids throw at rocks at Calvinocchio and he want to get some tunas and he get hurts."
Dad: "Calvinocchio was hiding while he been chase by those people and Calvinocchio worried about himself. Then suddenly a strange mouse who can talk and Calvinocchio want to help him and the mouse accept for his offer to get the tunas."
Dad: "The mouse show Calvinocchio where the tunas are and they found the tuna factory and the mouse warn him that those people work here and not very friendly."
Dad: "And then Calvinocchio when go inside the factory and get some tunas and he wouldn't listen from the mouse. A moments later, Calvinocchio stealing all those tunas and the workers chasing him. Then a police is here and Calvinocchio is hiding the tunas and the police ask question to Calvinocchio and he told the lied when his nose is longer and Calvinocchio is keep lying his nose longer until he telling the truth and his nose short again and he got arrested."
Dad: "Even though Calvinocchio won't survive for his living boy while he in jail and he well no longer being a real boy again after the offer is off. The End."

Dad is being silence and Calvin told him he like that story.
Calvin: So, dad you like this story?
Dad: Good night, Calvin.
Calvin's dad left and he close the light and the door.
Calvin: Gosh, this is the first time that dad really like your story.
Hobbes: See, told you. I am professional writer, after all.

A Wet Cement

Calvin and Hobbes saw a wet tile cement on the sidewalk.
Calvin: Look! Somebody poured the new cement!
Hobbes: So, what are you gonna to do?
Calvin: Well, I could write our initials in it or make a hand print, or something!
Hobbes: Something? Like what?
Calvin: I show ya!

Calvin sat the wet tile cement but his butt was cover with cement.
Hobbes: Wow, something look interest, huh?
Calvin: I think you better fine a hose right away!
Hobbes: I didn't think it would set up so fast.

Going Camping

Calvin and Hobbes are packing up for a family camping.
Calvin: Hobbes, are you done packing?
Hobbes: Yeah. I can't wait we're going to your family camping.
Calvin: We get to live in tent and go fishing and canoeing!
Hobbes: We'll be living off the land, too! A great fresh today!
Calvin: Yeah. But...
Hobbes: What's wrong?
Calvin: I was wondering my dad sound suspiciously like one of dad's plots to build my character.

Calvin, Hobbes and Calvin's parents went driving far away to the camp and finally arrive.
Dad: Here we are! Great view was it?
Calvin: Oh, boy. This is a fun camping here, dad!
Dad: Not yet, Cal. We need to rent the canoe to ride over that island. This well a whole week of fun here.
Mom: Yeah, right. A whole week without a single newspaper or decent cup of real coffee.
Calvin: Doesn't mom like camping?
Dad: Your mom fine, but she was up a little too late packing.
Mom: Anyway, I'll go check for renting the canoe available, dear.

Having Fun

The family are renting the canoe to ride to the island.
Calvin: Wow, what a great lake!
Dad: Sure does, Calvin.
Hobbes: Look. I see fish around here.
Calvin: Yeah, I see it.
Mom: Calvin, don't close to the water.
Calvin: Well, if only have a fishing pole but I forgot.
Dad: Don't worry I brought those.
Mom: Dear, how many fishing pole you had?

Dad: This is a great camp today! Do you like it?
Calvin: I like it!
Mom: It seen Calvin really excited here.
Dad: Indeed. A fresh air, clean water and a lots of exercise to have fun for...
Calvin's dad notice there a water dropping from the sky.
Then it's starting to get raining and they got wet.
Mom: Well, it better be a nice camping, dear.
Dad: We better keep paddling, dear.

Raining

The raining continue, the family arrive the island.
Calvin: When's this raining going away?
Mom: I don't know, Calvin.
Hobbes: Ugh. Can't believe I'm completely soaking wet now, when we arrive the island.
Calvin: Me too.
Dad: Come on, guys! Good thing I packed storm gear just in case. Like it always said: "Always be prepared."
Calvin: Nice motto, dad.
Dad: These ponchos are super. They're thermal-sealed lightweight nylon, laminated with flexible urethane for complete water protection!
Calvin: Just hurry up. Our bags is gonna get wet now.
Hobbes: Yeah, I think our comic books are getting wet too.
Dad: Let's see, which one of these was it?

After Calvin's dad placing two tents, Calvin and Hobbes were here this side while Calvin's parents were that side to tent on.
Calvin: I'm glad Dad finally got the tents up. Now I can get out of these soggy clothes.
Hobbes: Well, at least I'm not wearing clothes, 'cause I'm a tiger.
Calvin: Gosh, you got a cold. Why don't you using the towel to dry out.
Hobbes: No, thanks. I had to do it the tigers way.
Calvin: A tigers way? Wait! No! Don't do in here!
Hobbes shakes the water from his coat, resoaking Calvin.

Dumb Vacation

On the another day, Calvin asking dad to having lunch today during raining.
Calvin: Dad, what do we have lunch today?
Dad: You don't need to worried. You're mom and I brough some canned of foods today.
Calvin: How do we have some fire?
Dad: It's simple. What's a little rain? This is what being in the wilderness is all about! Right?
Calvin: I see.
Mom: Dear, you know Calvin is trying to said about the fire during raining everytime.
Dad: Oh, right. When I said something the snowing so hard but I didn't know this firewoods were wet.
Calvin: Don't bother, I like some cold canned food.
Mom: Sorry, Cal. You're dad is being a survivalist.

On another day, Calvin is trying to swim there but is cold due of the endless rain and then Hobbes show up to see him.
Hobbes: How's the water?
Calvin: It's very freezing. I'm coming out.
Hobbes: Here, some wet towel.
Calvin: Thanks.
Calvin wrings it out, then starts to dry himself as the rain continues to fall.
As they walk back in the rain.
Calvin: Geez, what a dumbest vacation I've ever seen.

The next day, Calvin and Hobbes were asleep and continue the raining fall.
But then the big thunder strike and light fills the tent and they got scared and ran out the tent and they want Calvin's parents to stay.
Calvin: Can Hobbes and I were stay with you?
Mom: Sure. You're not frighten about the thunderstorm are you?
Hobbes: Tell your dad when it camping is over.

On the next morning, Calvin's dad is having ride the canoe himself.
Then Calvin and Hobbes are waking up but the raining is still here.
Hobbes: Is it still raining?
Calvin: Of course, it's still raining. It's been raining for days.
Hobbes: Can't believe that dumb rain won't stop for a long time.
Calvin: Indeed. We can't even keep a fire going. It's shivering in here.
Hobbes: I guess we're going to need another vacation after this lousy vacation.
Calvin: Tell me about it. Do you know that my dad went out fishing early today.
Hobbes: Yeah, we saw him over there riding a canoe.
Calvin: Either that or we're all out of packaged food. We'll probably starve to death on this god-forsaken rock.
Hobbes: You're right. Even I don't want to eat those freezing tunas and I think making me more starving.
Calvin: I don't want to see you're berserk again just like last time you're trying to eat me.
Hobbes: Well, I'm sorry to trying to eat my own best friend.
Calvin: Doesn't matter. If we live to get home, I'm never going to set foot outside again as long as I live.
Meanwhile at outside Calvin's dad is back onto the shore and he want Calvin to having fishing together.
Dad: Hey Calvin! Do you want fishing with me?

Fishing

Calvin and Dad are fishing in the boat as the rain continues to fall.
Calvin: Dad, do I have to?
Dad: Relax. It's fun to catch fish.
Calvin: But I don't them. It's very dark.
Dad: Well, it has been very buggy week, has it?
Calvin: I don't think vacation is so dumb went it's raining here.
Dad: Come on. It's fine. But... [sigh] What am I doing this?
Calvin: Well, at least I got a bite.
Dad: Then pull over!
Calvin pull the string from the fishing pole but he accidently throw out the fishing pole and in the water.
Calvin: That's it. Take me back home! I hate this!
Dad: Relax, Calvin. There is another way fix it.

Going Home

On the last day, Calvin is packed his stuffed and his parents are ready to go home.
Dad: Are you done packing?
Calvin: Yeah. Finally, we going home now.
Dad: Well, I guess this is a rotten week for our family camping.
Mom: I hope you're learn your lesson, dear.
Dad: Yeah, I know. I just...

Suddenly the rain just finally stopped and Calvin's dad is very mad.
Calvin: Gosh, can you believe just dad said something weird?
Hobbes: I don't but I hope I need some note to write on.
Calvin: Let's try to memorize about dad's words.
Hobbes: But at least the rain has stopped.

When the family drive back home, Calvin's dad is very disappointed about the family camping and he apologize to them.
Dad: So, I would guys I apologize about our camping, which the weather wasn't any better this week.
Mom: I know what you're said, dear. But we lived through it and we got to spend some time together and that's what's really important you said.
Dad: Thanks, hon. Calvin, are you feeling alright, now?
Calvin: You don't need to said, dad. Hobbes and I were not satisfied for our family vacation.
Mom: Well be judge on that he would take this another vacation next year until we divorce.
Calvin: Dad, what is...
Dad: Calvin, don't listen to your mother!

The End

Hobbes's Nightmare

Hobbes is tired and he climbing up the tree and he taking a nap.
But then the tree branch is suddenly moved and Hobbes notice it.
Then the tree branch is move again and it grabbing Hobbes.
Hobbes was shocked that the tree is alive and the other trees were alive as well.

Then those trees are grabbing Hobbes for there dinner for a great tree.
And they make Hobbes a sacrifice who hurting the trees a long time ago.
Then the tree holding Hobbes and he trying to escape and run away from them and he couldn't make it outside which he been surrounded by those tree and the great tree capture Hobbes and eat him.

Hobbes couldn't stand it and he wake up from his horrible dream and he climb down frighten and he decide to sleep on the big rock.
Calvin: You know, some tigers can do relaxing on the trees, right?
Hobbes: Not anymore. Tell your dad to chop down those trees with a chainsaw.

Wagon Ride (Closing)

Calvin and Hobbes are riding the wagon down the hill for a last day of Summer.
Hobbes: Well, summer is almost over, it sure went quick, didn't it?
Calvin: Yep.
Hobbes: Well, you gonna get bored from school again until Summer, right?
Calvin: Yep.

The wagon went quickly through the woods.
Calvin: I guess, I'm been planning to make charts for a next adventure, after all.
Hobbes: Indeed.