Before Rose had devoted all her time and energy to the dimension cannon project, she had been a full Torchwood agent. Part of that was knowing how to handle situations and clean up messes. She makes sure the aliens are restrained fully. No way she's going to let them harm anyone else in the community now that she's aware they have no qualms about eating humans. Cleaning up the remains of child murderer Joe Miller is going to take a bit more work, but that can wait.

Paul is, well, he's as good as can be expected of someone who in the course of one day has learned that the man responsible for a local child's death has gotten off, been confronted with the violent revelation that aliens exist, and then stumbled upon the half eaten remains of said man in his church.

"This should help a bit." Rose hands him a fresh cuppa as she takes a seat next to him on the pew. "I know it's a shock, but you need to know you're gonna be okay." He nods mutely. "They're not gonna be able to hurt anyone else. My friends and I, we'll take em somewhere else. Somewhere they can't ever come back."

"They ate Joe."

"M'sorry about that." She soothingly rubs his shoulder.

"I should feel bad right?" He turns to look at her for the first time since she's come back out. "Whatever he did, he was a human being. I should feel bad that he was eaten by aliens."

Rose just shrugs. "I've been doing this awhile, and I think whatever you're feeling is what you're supposed to be feeling. You said he killed Danny. He just escaped justice. And listen, I'm not saying that anyone deserves to be eaten by aliens. But. I wouldn't blame you for feeling that way. You're only human after all." She finishes with a comforting smile.

"Which is apparently optional." He lets out a chuckle at the absurdity of the situation.

'You are human right?" She teases him lightly.

"As human as you." He teases back. "Speaking of your friends, when are they getting here?"

As if on queue a door bangs open and they turn to see the Doctor in pinstripes rushing in, sonic raised, followed by Ellie Miller and Beth Latimer. Rose stands up and flashes him a smile. "Bit late you are."

"Well I wouldn't have been if she had driven faster!" He arches an eyebrow at Miller who huffs in response.

"I was following the speed limit!" She's obviously on her last nerve after having to deal with one of the Doctors all day.

Rose gives him The Look, causing him to tuck his chin and rock back on his heels. "That was rude, wasn't it?"

"Just a bit yeah." Rose watches him wince, hands shoved into his pockets. "Well lucky for you I already took care of them."

A wide grin splits his face. "Oh Rose Tyler you are brilliant." In a few long strides he's pulled her into his arms for a quick snog. "My tumultuous beasty."

Of all the strange and unusual things Ellie has had to witness today, the scene in front of her is by far the most disturbing. Her boss's, Alec Hard Ass Hardy's sex life is not something she wants to think about, let alone see for herself. "Oh my god." She can't help the outburst when she notices his wandering hands. Beth for her part looks equally as disturbed.

Rose lets out a giggle. "What's with the Scottish accent?"

"Beth, and I are using aliases to go undercover." He gives Beth a wink at this.

"What?" Beth looks between him and Ellie in confusion.

Rose looks pointedly at Beth. "That is Beth Latimer."

"Oh good she filled you in too!" He still isn't getting it.

"No. No. Doctor." Rose shakes her head, letting out a laugh. "That's not the other Doctor. She really is Beth Latimer. Fully human as far as I know."

He slowly turns his head to look her up and down. "But, but." He's back in his Estuary accent now. "She knew me. She called me Alec Hardy."

"That would be because there's an actual Alec Hardy who looks like you."

"He's not Hardy?" Ellie interjects.

"Nope." Rose pops the p for emphasis. "This is the Doctor. Well, one of them anyway."

"Oh Thank God!" Ellie sits down on the closest pew. "I thought he was on drugs."

"You said human." Beth has come closer, giving the pinstriped Doctor a wary look. "You said I was fully human. That means whoever he thought I was isn't."

Normally Rose wouldn't go into the details with civilians, but after whatever mayhem she's sure he's put them through, they're owed an explanation. She breaks their embrace to talk to Beth, still keeping one arm tucked around his waist. "Yeah. She's fully alien, and this one." Rose bumps his hip with hers. "He's only part alien."

"Oi!" The pinstriped Doctor gives her an affronted look. "Don't go lumping me in with your lot! I'm mostly alien! If anything I'm part human, not even half. More like twenty seven point three eight four percent if we're rounding." His mouth clicks shut at the look on Rose's face. "I was being rude again wasn't I?"

"Like you haven't been this entire time!" Beth is glowering at him.

"Sorry about that." Rose pats his chest. "We're working on it." She looks up at him, arching an eyebrow. "Aren't we Doctor?"

"Right. Yes. Erm." He has the good grace to look a bit ashamed. "Sorry." His free hand comes up to tug at his ear.

"He really does look like Hardy." Paul comes up beside Ellie, looking the pinstriped Doctor up and down. "The resemblance is uncanny."

"Bit of a mix up there, but hello! I'm the Doctor!" The pinstriped Doctor holds out his hand.

"Paul." He takes the offered hand and shakes it. "Rose has told me quite a bit about you."

"Paul helped me with the aliens."

"What did they turn out to be?" The pinstriped Doctor is grinning at the both of them.

"Why don't you go take a look. They're in the back." Rose smiled up at him

"I can um, show you." Paul isn't thrilled at the idea of being in the same room as them, but it's his church, and if Rose trusts this man, this alien, he will too.

With Paul taking the pinstriped Doctor to the back Rose turns her attention to Ellie and Beth. "Sorry about all of this." She's not sure exactly what he's put them through, but feels the need to apologize none the less.

Before they can respond the Doctor in rainbows comes barreling through the open door, the real Alec Hardy in tow, who's dragging Olly Stevens behind him.

"Rose!" She sprints forward to wrap her up in a hug. "Sorry we're a bit late, I ran into an old friend. He helped me to rob a bank!"

"I didn't." Olly stammers out.

"Mm, Doctor. I think you might have him confused with someone else." Rose shoots the poor man a smile.

"I thought you said the other one was the Doctor?" Ellie asks. Beth is staring in confusion at the woman who looks like a blonde version of her.

"We're both the Doctor. Long story, but he," She points at Alec Hardy who is looking between her and Beth in confusion, "grew out of my hand. My handy spare hand. Lost it in a battle to the Sycorax back when I was wearing that face."

"Doctor." Rose gently brings her attention back around. "That's Alec Hardy. The actual fully human Alec Hardy that lives here. Not the other Doctor."

"Oh…"

"Well if it isn't my favorite trio of space time travelers." A voice booms from the front of the church in an American accent.

The man turns to Alec, a flirtatious smile on his face. "You're looking good." He pulls Alec in for a hard kiss. "Loving the scruff Doctor."