Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers there is no money being made from these stories; it's just for fun because I love Transformers.
Humor
This piece follows Optimus Prime Vs bubblegum
You were warned...
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Optimus Prime was not a cruel mech; but he was playful and he had intended to repay his weapons specialist and his charge.
First it was Ironhide's turn and then William Lennox; and when he thought of the delightful way he intended to get them back. The commander of the Autobots chuckled in such a devious way; mostly because he enlisted the aid of his Frontliner Sideswipe. Sideswipe was one of the best pranksters on Cybertron alongside his twin of course, Sunstreaker.
Optimus watched his Frontliner then.
"Is everything all set, Sideswipe?" Optimus asked eagerly.
"Yep, all set, Prime; Ratchet will be doing his examine and use the medical sedative; and during that time the wacky twins will distract Ratch." Sideswipe said.
"Very good," Optimus remarked. "Let's get everything ready." He replied.
Sideswipe smirked then; and followed his leader.
Several hours later...
Ironhide had onlined from the medical stasis; and stretched he hated being in the medical bay and avoided it like the plague. He shook his helm; he had picked up on so many Earth terms as they all did since living on Earth.
He heard Ratchet come in; and he turned his helm toward his friend.
"Am I cleared now, Ratchet?" he asked as he heard Ratchet drop something. "What in Primus name are you doing?" Ironhide asked as Ratchet froze.
"I-I leave you for a few Earth hours and this is what you look like after?" Ratchet demanded.
Silence...
"What? What do I look like?" Ironhide demanded.
"I would rather not say," Ratchet said calmly.
"What!" Ironhide exclaimed getting up quickly from his medical berth. "What the slag do I look like, Ratchet?" Ironhide demanded as he got up and looked into Ratchet's mirror.
Silence...
"I-I am..."
"You are red and pink with happy faces; and oh, look one is on your aft too." Ratchet remarked trying not to laugh.
Ironhide grunted.
"Did you do this to me?" Ironhide demanded as the door to the medical bay opened and in walked Optimus with a swagger to his walk.
"My aren't we looking colorful today, aren't we?" Optimus said trying to be serious.
Ironhide's expression was priceless at that point; he stared at Optimus oddly.
"Did you do this?" he asked shocked.
Optimus smirked; and started to leave the medical bay.
"I did tell you you'd never see it coming, didn't I?" he replied.
Optimus turned on his foot pads; and left the medical bay with a stunned Ironhide and Ratchet both.
"By the Allspark, that is it he may be our leader and Prime; but he is in for it!" Ironhide grumbled.
"And what do you intend to do about it?" Ratchet asked him.
"I am going to prank him so badly; so there and I will get help."
"Who?" Ratchet asked.
"Is this about Optimus?" a familiar voice asked.
"Lennox what happened to you?" Ironhide asked as Lennox stood in the medical bay with an orange face and green hair.
"Why do you look like an oompa loompa?" Ironhide asked.
"Why are you red and pink with happy faces?" Lennox demanded.
"Optimus Prime...!" they both exclaimed together as they heard the Autobot commander laugh.
"He is so on our shit list," Ironhide and Lennox said.
To be continued...
Another one shot to come...
Enjoy...