ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Last Helmsley Rises
All Hell breaks loose when DX return to take over the WWE and Seth and the God girls wonder who is going to be the last DX family member standing after Wrestlemania.
Chapter Eighteen – Abiyah in Aruba
The Butterfly Farm, Aruba
Abiyah lifted up his hands as the butterflies formerly interested in their own kind flocked over to him. The little Shield baby laughed with glee as the butterflies advanced on him, lifting him off his feet as Seth and Roman talked amongst themselves.
"And there he goes again," Roman said as the butterflies continued to carry his son away like he was made of paper.
"Alright guys, shoo, shoo!" Seth said going over to the butterflies to rescue his son from their fluttering fondness.
"Wow, they really like him," said a staff member from the Butterfly Farm, "he has a real affinity for butterflies,"
Abiyah cried as Seth took him back over to Roman, "It's not just butterflies, Abiyah loves all living creatures," Seth said.
"Well then you better get him over to the beach so he can see the starfish," the staff member said and Seth shook his head unenthusiastically.
"As much as my son would love that, you really don't want that," Seth replied knowing that the sight of various sea creatures advancing on his baby boy would alarm most tourists.
Abiyah cried as Seth and Roman took him away from yet another thing that he loved to do.
"He causes a scene everywhere we take him, we really need Faith Star here," Seth said to Roman.
Roman looked up as they walked across Eagle Beach and saw a familiar pair of legs wearing orange Bermuda shorts, a crisp white baby tee and a ball of curly blond hair coming towards them with a big smile on her face.
"Faith Star's here," Roman said and Seth looked at him strangely.
"What are you talking about?" Seth said and he looked to where Roman was pointing but he didn't have to look long as Faith Star grabbed his legs and Abiyah went crazy with happiness at her appearance. "Faith Star, what are you doing in Aruba?! Did you come to look after Abiyah?" Seth asked startled.
"Actually I came to see my Grandpa," Faith Star said as Abiyah danced with her in celebration of her arrival to the Caribbean paradise.
"Your Grandpa? Triple H is here too?" Roman said and Seth dragged his hands over his head as blood rushed to his cheeks.
"The whole DX family is here!" Faith Star said and sure enough, moments after making her appearance, DX family member after DX family member appeared on the ivory sand only a few yards away from Seth, Roman and Abiyah.
"The entire DX family is here," Roman said waving back at them all. "So, you did call for re-enforcements," he said to Seth.
"No I didn't, they must have come to find Hunter and I have no reason why he's here. He probably came to spy on us," Seth said and Hunter emerged from behind a palm tree.
"I'll tell you why I'm here," Hunter said shocking Seth and Roman.
"ARGHH!" Seth and Roman cried as Hunter came up to them suddenly from behind.
"Grandpa!" Faith Star said with joy and Hunter knelt down to hug his granddaughter while the entire DX family came running over to him.
"Oh no, we gotta get outta here and find BayRock," Seth said.
"How are we going to do that now, the entire DX family is here?!" Roman said as the DX family came over to them.
"We're not all here, Remi, RJ and Rebecca Rogan are at the Sandbox with the God girls and Sasha," Amy said and Seth furrowed his brow as Shawn and Amy hugged him and Roman.
"Whose Rebecca Rogan?" he asked the new DX grandparents.
"That's the name of our new granddaughter," Shawn replied.
"Rebecca I get but Rogan is a boy's name, who's idea was it to name a girl Rogan?" Seth asked curiously.
"I like it, kinda sounds like my name; Rebecca Rogan, Rebecca Roman, it's pretty cool," Roman said and Hunter furrowed his brow at the WWE Superstar.
"You didn't sleep with Shawn's daughter did you?" Hunter asked Roman and the former WWE Champion shook his head that he didn't. "Great, I'm so relieved that we don't have to do the thing where we pretend you're not Abiyah's father,"
"No-one's pretending that," Seth said irritated by Hunter's presence, "Why are you here Triple H? Aren't you supposed to be decking out the nursery with new toys for the latest addition to the DX family?"
"I left Sasha and the God girls to do that," Hunter said smugly and Seth didn't like that at all.
"Hey, Sasha is my wife and the God girls work for me, they are not to be used by you for anything," Seth said and he sent his wife and text and told her not to do any errands for the Game while he was away.
"Well I'm sorry Seth but I wouldn't be forced to make that decision if you and Roman hadn't taken off for an impromptu holiday during Wrestlemania season," Hunter said.
"Is that why you came here?" Roman said confused. "To book out the next four weeks of television? God, Hunter we can tape the segments next week, we've got plenty of time left before 'Mania,"
"As always Roman, you're missing the point. You two work for me, you cannot just pick and up do what you want without telling me. Nevermind what I'm doing here, what the Hell are you two doing here?" Hunter said.
"I just needed a break from my wife okay? I brought Roman and Abiyah with me for support," Seth said, it wasn't completely True but he was not about to divulge his plan to get the necklace from Bayley to the biggest Bonehead in the business.
Hunter nodded his head empathetically, "You guys have been having a hard time lately, okay Seth I get it but you still gotta let me in on what's going on in that curly head of yours," Hunter said tapping Seth on the side of his freshly styled head.
"I just wanted to be around Roman and Abi, no offense Hunter but you're my boss, you're not exactly someone I wanna spend my spare time with," Seth said and Hunter hit him over the head angrily. "Ow!" Seth cried out and Roman tended to his best friend's now hurting head.
"Hunter don't hit Seth on the head, I spent hours styling this ball of black curls," Roman said putting Seth's hair back in place but Hunter couldn't care less about that. Once again, he had to put the Shield brothers in their place.
"Newsflash Rollins, you are not on vacation! You and Roman should be in New York right now, taping the next episode of RAW with the rest of the WWE roster," Hunter said and he turned to Shawn, "speaking of which, Shawn, who is watching over the taping in New York while you're here with the entire DX family?"
"Heyman will take care of it," Shawn said and Hunter looked unconvinced.
"I don't want Heyman anywhere near our talent, you need to go to New York and make sure he's not trying to open another promotion behind our backs," Hunter said and Seth and Roman rolled their eyes.
"See, this is exactly why I didn't tell you I was going to Aruba with Roman and Abi, all you care about is work. My marriage is falling apart and you don't even care," Seth said and Hunter looked hurt.
"Seth I care about you and Sasha but you still have to let me know if you're planning on not being around on TV days. Welcome to adulthood, sometimes you have to run stuff by the people who pay your bills," Hunter said.
Seth sighed, "Suddenly being married to Sasha doesn't seem so bad; I'd rather sleep with the Boss than have to listen to one," he said to Roman before turning to Chyna, "Your husband is a pain-in-the-a**," he said to the Game's wife.
"Why don't you go chill in the water? Hunter and I need to have a little talk," Chyna said and Seth hugged her with appreciation.
"Thanks Nana Jo," Seth said before disappearing into the water with Abiyah, Faith Star and Roman Reigns.
"Come back here Seth, we are not done!" Hunter said and Chyna pulled her husband to one side firmly with a serious look on her face.
"You need to go home," she said. "The last thing Seth needs is for you to be here right now. That kid is stressed out and you are making it worse,"
"That kid should be at work, not on some spur-of-the-moment vacation with Roman," Hunter said taking off his shirt.
"What are you doing?" Chyna asked him.
"I'm finishing my conversation with Seth," Hunter said and Joanie grabbed onto his arm.
"Hunter I'm telling you to leave Seth alone," she said pulling Hunter back but the Game just pulled her along with him to the water.
Abiyah and Faith Star thought it was a game and they pulled on Nana Jo's ankle.
"Hey kids, let go I have to stop Hunter from making a scene, let Nana Jo go!" Chyna cried as Faith Star and Abiyah climbed all over her.
The DX kids looked at all the fun Abiyah and Faith Star were having and smiled, "So, I guess this isn't a rescue mission after all. Look how much fun Abiyah and Faith Star are having, this just turned into a family vacation!" Cheyenne Michelle said.
"Look, Dad's getting into the water with Seth and Roman," Hayworth observed and Mac watched as Seth tried to swim away from her father-in-law.
"I don't think Seth and Roman want Hunter in the water with them," Aurora said.
Roman was wrestling Hunter away from Seth who was swimming around trying to relax like Nana Jo said. Seth dived under the water to escape from Hunter's brawling arms and came face-to-face with a shark.
"Not now dude, I'm not in the mood," Seth said to the shark who seemed unable to bite Seth. The Prayer Warrior came up with an idea of how to get rid of Hunter and he popped back up to the surface and saw Hunter and Roman still wrestling around.
"Get off of me!" Hunter said pushing Roman's head under the water and Seth tapped the shark on the head and the shark came to the surface.
The DX family saw the shark fin and gasped.
"Hunter, get out of the water, there's a shark!" Shawn cried out.
Hunter looked at Seth who had his arm around the shark like it was a pet.
"Go home right now, or I tell this shark to call a bunch of his friends and they are going to spend the whole day circling around you," Seth said. "I am not kidding Hunter, you are not going to ruin this trip for me,"
"How are you controlling that shark?" Roman said coming up to the surface. "Can I pet him?"
"Sure," Seth said casually and Roman pet the shark. "He won't bite me because Jesus told him not to. He does have full permission to bite Hunter however, which is why I'm telling the Game to leave Aruba and go home. It's for your own safety," Seth said to Hunter who folded his arms unfazed by Seth's new friend.
"I am not leaving without you, I'm the owner of the WWE and I need you back on American soil so I can setup the card for Wrestlemania," Hunter said.
"You're not listening to me," Seth said. "All I have to do is say one prayer and this shark will be serenading you all day long. Think about it Hunter, are you sure you want to spend your entire day being surrounded by a bunch of toothy sharks?"
"Are you insane?! That shark's not going to hurt me, you would never let that happen," Hunter said and Seth was not amused.
"So, your answer is no?" Seth asked.
"That's right, I'm not going anywhere unless you come with me, so go get your shark friends to surround me, I'll punch them all into a nice Caribbean soup!" Hunter replied and Seth shrugged.
"Alright, don't say I didn't warn you," Seth said and he said a prayer and the shark swam away and came back with seven other sharks and together they all swam around a screaming Hunter.
"ARGHHH! Shark attack! HELP, HELP!" he cried out and Seth and Roman got out of the water laughing.
"Oh this is awesome. Let's take a selfie and send it to Sasha," Roman said and he pulled Seth in for a photo while Seth called to Nana Jo, Faith Star and Abiyah to get in the shot with the sharks circling Hunter in the background.
"HELP! HELP! HELP!" Hunter cried out but the sharks weren't biting him, Seth forbade them to, they were only there to keep Hunter from getting out of the water.
"Why aren't they biting him?" Aurora wondered and Shawn and Amy worked it out.
"Because Seth told them not to," he said with a smile and he told the lifeguards to relax and that his best friend was fine.
"Let's go find Bayley," Seth whispered to Roman as the DX family turned all their attention to the DX patriarch.
Renaissance Casino & Resort Hotel
Bayley had already found the Shield members and she had been watching them from her hotel room while Rocky slept.
"That's right Seth, walk right into my arms," Bayley said from her hotel room window while watching Seth and Roman head towards her hotel. As she soaked in the moment of a dripping wet Seth Rollins and ever handsome Roman Reigns, she called Stephanie and told her to execute the next part of her plan. "That's right, they're all here. Congratulations Steph, the Sandbox is now yours for the taking," Bayley said and she hung up smiling brightly. "Alright Seth, let's play," she said and headed down to the lobby to meet Seth, Roman, Abiyah and Faith Star and act like she was surprised to see them. It would be many of the things she would be faking on her honeymoon.