With Sonic; he entered a cruise ship state room and got on a bed.
"Ooh, this feels comfy." said Sonic.
He lied down and started to fall asleep.
But then a ship horn went off, waking up the hedgehog.
He groaned in annoyance before grabbing a phone and putting it to his head.
"Hey, will you tell whoever is blowing the ship horn to turn it down?" said Sonic.
"FUCK NO!" yelled a voice on the phone.
Sonic groaned and hung up the phone.
He then put some ear plugs in his ears before going to sleep.
He then smiled.
But then the door was busted down and Randy entered the room with a water balloon in hand.
"WATER BALLOON FIGHT!" yelled Randy.
He threw the water balloon and it hit Sonic in the face, waking him up.
Sonic growled in anger.
Outside the ship; Sonic walked out onto the porch with Randy in his hands before tossing him off the ship.
The teen screamed before landing in the water.
Sonic got back in bed and lied down.
He sighed happily before going back to sleep.
A knocking sound is heard and Sonic groaned.
"Oh for the love of-"Sonic said before getting out of bed.
He walked towards the door.
"I swear there should be do not disturb signs on doors to cruise ship cabins." said Sonic.
He opened the door and saw Anne, Sasha, and Marcy on the other side.
Sonic shook his head.
"Not going to question any of this, nor am I going to spoil the Amphibia season 2 cliffhanger." said Sonic.
"Neither am I, but I'm probably going to have a redeeming arc." said Sasha.
"Are you up for some kick ass RPG gaming?" said Marcy.
Sonic just stared at the three middle schooler girls before slamming the door on them; leaving a dent shaped like Marcy's face.
Anne is mad.
"Rude." She said.
Sonic sighed.
"I'm glad the co author realizes I need alone time to relax." He said.
A knocking was heard and Sonic turned around before opening the door.
"Now wha-"Sonic said before Sasha squirted the hedgehog in the face with a super soaker.
Sonic growled in anger.
He walked onto the porch with Sasha in his arms before tossing her overboard.
The girl screamed before landing in the water.
Anne and Marcy stared on in shock at what just happened as Sonic got back in bed and went back to sleep.
"This is pathetic of those two." said Sonic.
A ringing sound is heard and Sonic picked his phone up.
"Hello?" He asked.
"Hey Sonic it's me Eddy, How you enjoying yourself so far?" He asked.
"Horrible, Some people keep knocking and squirting me with water." said Sonic.
"Yeah, I guess I didn't know that would've happened." said Eddy.
"Just try to keep the traffic away from my cabin." said Sonic.
"Oh don't worry, I got it covered." said Eddy.
With Eddy he was explaining everything to the crew and they nodded.
"Normally we would refuse but this is the great Sonic the hedgehog we are talking about and he's my favorite hero so we will help out." said the female Cruise director.
Eddy sighed.
"Thank goodness I'm friends with someone who's famous." said Eddy.
On the deck; Anne and Marcy were pulling a rope that was attached to a life ring that Sasha and Randy who were soaking wet were holding onto as they were appearing on deck.
Sasha and Randy are mad.
"I can't believe Sonic did that to me." said Randy and turned to Sasha, "You I can understand but me?"
"What crawled out of his tail?" said Sasha.
The two were dried off by Anne and Marcy before an announcement on the PA came on.
"Attention passengers; Sonic the Hedgehog is to remain undisturbed until he's had his sleep." the cruise director's voice said.
Everyone was talking to themselves wondering why that is.
"Well that explains a lot." said Randy.
He then smirked.
"I won't do it." He said.
"Do we even dare?" said Anne.
Marcy looked at Anne.
"We dare." She said.
"Attention if anyone even dares to bother Sonic will spend the rest of the cruise under constant guard." said the voice.
"I know what I dare. I dare play shuffleboard." said Randy.
Sasha sighed.
"Might as well." She said.
However she slipped on water and fell overboard again.
"OH COME ON SERIOUSLY!" She said and she made a huge splash.
Interview Gag
"Why, why must I be hated?" said Sasha.
End Interview Gag
"I still don't get why she's here." said Randy.
Anne looked at Randy.
"She's on a redemption arc. Also, there was the season 3 of Amphibia intro that was revealed." Anne said before showing a video of Amphibia's upcoming third season intro.
"I'm in a fucking healing tank." said Marcy.
"Well look on the bright side, at least we now know you'll be returning for the possibly final season." said Randy.
He tossed the life ring down before pulling Sasha back on deck.
Interview Gag
First was Marcy who was rubbing her front.
"Good thing, but that laser sword still hurts. Besides, I wasn't even allowed entry into heaven despite going through a Christian like middle school." said Marcy.
Next was Anne.
"Of all of us getting a chance to return home, I was the one who manages to return." said Anne.
Lastly was Sasha.
"Well, at least Grime now seems like Captain America compared to that Andrias guy who now is like Red Skull." said Sasha.
End Interview Gag
"Well, I'm going to go hit the shuffleboard." Randy said before walking off.
Sasha rolled her eyes.
"I agree." She said but she slipped on water and fell in the swimming pool.
The former cheerleader surfaced.
"WHO THE FUCK KEEPS ON LEAVING WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE?!" yelled Sasha.
Crunch who was in a pair of swim shorts surfaced.
"My bad, I do incredible cannonballs." said Crunch.
Sasha shook her head.
In the captain's quarters; the captain and the crew was discussing stuff when the chef entered with a bottle of champaign before stopping.
"Okay everyone, champaign for everyone." said the chef.
A crew member grabbed the bottle and a glass before he began pouring it in his cup.
"There is to be no drinking on the ship." said the captain.
The crew member looked at the captain.
"Oh well, rules are rules." the crew member said before dumping his cup out the window.
"But captain, we've got a celebrity on the ship, it's worth celebrating." said the chef.
The same crew member and others started to pour a cup of bubbly.
"That maybe, but this celebrity needs his sleep, so there is to be no getting drunk and disorderly during the voyage or until such time as Sonic's been well rested." said the captain.
"Oh okay." the same crew member said before dumping the cup out the window.
"But he could be well rested by now." said the chef.
The crew started pouring bubbly again.
"But there's the off chance he isn't." said the captain.
The same crew member groaned and dumped his beverage out the window again.
A screaming was heard and Randy holding a shuffleboard stick as well as a wet Theresa appeared out the window.
"Hey, knock it off with the booze, you're scuffing up the paint on the shuffleboard." said Randy.
The two left the window.
"Sorry." said the one crew member.
Randy groaned.
"Pain in the ass." said Randy.
He knocked a puck over to the 100 point mark.
Randy smiled.
"Perfect score." said Randy.
Meanwhile with Eddy; he was guarding Sonic's door just to be safe.
The scammer sighed.
"I CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING BREATHING!" yelled Sonic's voice.
"So people need to breath!" said Eddy annoyed.
But a growling sound was heard.
Outside the ship; Eddy was kicked out of Sonic's room and screamed before falling into the ocean.
However he managed to get back on the ship.
"Yeah I deserved that." He said. "Awe well I'll enjoy this."
He pulled out a jawbreaker and stuck it in his mouth.
He smiled.
"Worth it." said Eddy.
With Sonic he was yawning and sitting in the deck of his room.
"This is such a good view of the ocean." said Sonic, "For a guy who has water issues."
He then saw an orca jumping out of the water.
The hedgehog shrieked in shock before pulling out a bazooka and fired a round at the whale, killing it.
He chuckled.
"Another one bites the dust." said Sonic.
But then the whale blood and guts splattered on the main deck of the ship.
Interview Gag
"I have no regrets." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
He saw a Dolphin and smiled.
"Aw look, a dolphin, I ain't going to kill any of those things despite Japanese being known for offing those things." said Sonic.
He walked back into his room.