Back on the cruise ship; Marcy was playing DC Superhero Girls on her Nintendo Switch while walking towards a pool.
But then she was turned around by Sonic and walked towards an elevator.
Interview Gag
"Oh come on, like I'm going to let the one Amphibia character the main author enjoys fall in the water while playing Nintendo Switch." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Sonic chuckled before sitting down on a chair.
However he soon got splashed.
The hedgehog growled in anger.
"Ok who splashed me?" He asked.
He saw Crunch emerging from a now empty pool.
The hedgehog shook his head.
"Won't be much of a punishment to toss him overboard." said Sonic.
"I know." said Crunch.
Sonic shook his head.
"Typical." said Sonic.
He went back to relaxing on the chair.
However someone kicked Sonic off the chair and stole it.
Sonic became mad and saw it was a little kid.
"Hey kid that's my chair." He said.
The kid gave Sonic the middle finger.
"Bleep you!" He said.
Sonic shook his head as the child walked off.
"Sheesh, the co author might not have seen South Park, but he sure seems to know the premise of how eight year old's have such intense potty mouths." said Sonic.
He grabbed another chair and sat down on it.
He yawned and fell back to sleep.
Eddy saw this and smiled.
"There we go, a good way to relax." said Eddy.
Sonic then farted in Eddy's face.
Eddy groaned.
"Hey I'm helping ya." He said. "No need to be rude."
Sonic nodded.
"Yeah I see your point." He said.
"I thought he was sleeping when he broke wind." said Crunch.
"ICE BURG!" yelled a voice.
The ship wound up hitting an ice burg.
"ITS THE TITANIC ALL OVER AGAIN!" yelled the captain who was running around crazy.
He then jumped off the ship.
Eddy chuckled.
"Whatever happened to the captain goes down with the ship?" said Eddy.
But then the captain returned and gave Eddy his outfit.
"I resign, you're captain." the now former captain said before jumping back in the water again.
Interview Gag
Eddy groaned.
"I fucking hate ship captains." said Eddy
End Interview Gag
"So what's the plan now captain?" said Crunch.
Eddy gulped and smiled.
"I know what to do." He said, "I've seen this on a Robot Chicken Sketch."
He looked around.
"ANYONE A STUNT DRIVER?!" yelled Eddy.
Sonic was still sleeping but managed to burp.
"I'M A STUNT DRIVER!" A Voice said.
Everyone turned to see Sasha dressed in Mad Max like clothes.
She then did a battle cry.
"Well, we're dead." said Eddy.
In The steering Room Sasha grinned and she put the sip to full power and the ship soared over the iceberg
Sasha cheered.
"THIS IS SO EXCITING!" yelled Sasha.
Then Marcy entered the room still playing on her Switch.
But Sasha turned her towards the way she entered from and she walked out of the room.
She sighed.
"Perfect, some concentration." said Sasha.
Eddy came in and smiled at Sasha.
"Thanks Sasha." He said.
"No problem, it worked on Robot Chicken, besides couldn't let Sonic die, the main and Co Author would be mad." She said.
"I feel it should bother you that you just sent one of your best friends into a room fill with man eating fresh water sharks in it." said Eddy.
Sasha became shocked.
"WHAT?!" yelled Sasha.
She ran past Eddy and he shrugged.
But then he chuckled.
"Dumb bitch." said Eddy.
Sasha returned screaming in anger before beating Eddy up to a bloody pulp.
Sonic who was now awake entered the room and saw everything before he began recording it with his phone.
He chuckled.
"Worth it." said Sonic.
"I WAS FUCKING HELPING YOU!" yelled Eddy.
"Sasha, I'll pay you fifty dollars if you toss Eddy overboard." said Sonic.
Eddy gulped.
"Sorry no dice." She said. "Besides it was his idea that saved the ship."
"I'll pay you a hundred dollars then." said Sonic.
Eddy was tossed overboard and screamed before landing in the water.
Sasha was counting lots of money in her hands.
"This should be enough to get me a new pair of shoes." said Sasha.
Randy heard her and scoffed.
"Chicks and shoes." said Randy.
Eddy who managed to get back on the ship groaned.
"Please don't do that again." He said.
Sonic saw Eddy.
"Yeah I'm still shocked your captain now." He said.
With the old captain he was surrounded by sharks.
"I'm starting to regret this decision." said the former captain.
But then the sharks started eating him.
Eddy then grabbed a speaker and put it to his mouth.
"Attention passengers, there are no refunds as a result of what we've just been through." said Eddy.
Everyone groaned at this.
"But the next Cruise will be for free." He said.
Everyone cheered.
Sonic looked at Eddy.
"What, they almost did a titanic scene, I'm sure any captain would've done the same." said Eddy.
"Well that's just way to generous of a scammer. Weird." said Sonic.
"No weirder then how we now have a rabbit for a president?" said Eddy.
A cutaway was about to begin, but Sonic stopped it.
"Wait, wait, we can't do that cutaway gag." said Sonic.
Eddy became confused.
"Why not?" said Eddy.
"Because the co author hated the video claiming it was racist despite the obviousness of how a rabbit was running for president." said Sonic.
He got a phone call and Eddy answered and nodded and looked at Sonic.
"That was the Co Author and he said we can show it." said Eddy.
Sonic became shocked and shrugged.
"Ok." He said.
Cutaway Gag
In front of the White House; a white rabbit named Max was giving a speech.
"Normally I would give my speech on what I'd do as president like all the other previous presidents, but I'm not going to since the co author hated the video this was to be based off of and found it really racist. So we're ending this cutaway gag instantly with no jokes whatsoever." said Max, "Not even any swearing since the Sam and Max games were for an older audience while the show was toned down for a younger audience."
End Cutaway Gag
Eddy growled in anger.
"The fucking main author really knows how to piss me off." said Eddy.
"If he had it his way, then you would have still been single while Double D ended up the only Ed who enters a relationship." said Sonic.
Eddy grumbled.
"Hey everyone deserves love." He said. "Go on and enjoy this Cruise, I'll brings ya some Chili Dogs."
Sonic smiled.
A chiming sound was heard and Sonic looked at his phone.
"Main author has changed the president from Max from Sam and Max to Barney the Dinosaur just to spite the co author for negative reception on the Max Runs for President video." said Sonic.
Another chime is heard and Sonic became shocked.
"Nevermind, Barney is dead and Max is back at President, because the Co Author liked the idea of Max from Sam and Max as President and is ok with it." said Sonic.
"Why can't anyone just make up their minds? How'd it even happen?" said Eddy.
Cutaway Gag
At a theater; Barney the Dinosaur was watching a play on stage when DragonEmperor999 snuck up behind him with a revolver and aimed at the dinosaurs head before shooting the kid friendly T-Rex, killing him.
Lots of screaming was heard and the human jumped out of the booth before landing on stage and stood up.
"THE AMERICA'S ARE FREE!" yelled DragonEmperor999.
End Cutaway Gag
"Yeah honestly I would do the same thing, that Dinosaur's voice is annoying." said Eddy.
"Shame that we had to draw comparisons to how Abe Lincoln was did in." said Sonic.
"But honestly Max is a good President so far." said Eddy.
At the White House; Max(Sam and Max) was with a hammer trying to smash a cockroach.
The rabbit started laughing crazily.
"POWER TO THE PRESIDENT!" yelled Max.
Back at the cruise Ship Sonic was in a Buffett.
"Worth having to fight my sea sickness." said Sonic.
He then saw some grapes.
"Ooh." said Sonic.
He grabbed some grapes and started eating them.
He smiled.
"Yummy." said Sonic.
He then saw Marcy walking by still playing her Nintendo Switch.
"Okay, someone's had to much gaming for one cruise." said Sonic.
The hedgehog then turned off the game system.
Marcy glared at Sonic.
"Hey, I was playing that." said Marcy.
"If you weren't so distracted, then you would have known that we were almost Titanic'ed." said Sonic.
A Rim shot sound is heard followed by canned laughter.
Marcy was confused.
"Huh?" said Marcy.
"DiCaprrio'ed." said Sonic.
Marcy was still confused.
Sonic groaned in annoyance before pulling out a blue ray copy of Titanic.
"Watch this film when you get a chance." said Sonic.
Marcy nodded.
"Okay." said Marcy.