WARNING: PART TWO OF EPISODE ONE IS VERY GRAPHIC AND VERY SAD AND ALSO CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Graphic: So (From BFDI Episode 1 Part 2)
Brandon G: Okay Contestants. Now That All 30 Of You Are Here, Let Me Take You To The Campfire.
Disco Bear: Groovy!
(At The Campfire)
Brandon G: Okay Contestants. The People Around You Will Be Your Competition, Or Your Friend.
Lifty: The Only Friend I Have Is My Partner Shifty.
Shifty: And The Only Friend I Have Is My Partner Lifty.
Brandon G: (Groans) As I was Saying, I Will Split The Half Of You Into Teams. But I Won't Be Choosing The Teams, But I Will Be Choosing The Team Captain For This Season. So Without Further Ado, I Have Decided That Both Sammy And Snowers Will Be Team Captains, Considerably Because I Overheard Both Of You Threatened To Kill Each Other Over Giggles Relationship With Cuddles, I would want to see that but let's just save the killing for the eliminations. So, Snowers Will Be Choosing The First Member Of His Team Then Sammy Will Do The Same And So On And So Forth. So, Let's Do This!
Snowers: So Obviously The First Person I Would Choose, If My Current Love Interest Giggles.
Giggles: Thanks Honey.
Sammy: Oh Yeah, Well I For One Want To Choose Cuddles, Because He Would Be Better Off For My Team.
Cuddles: Yeah Sam, You Made A Good Choice!
Pierce: Yeah, Right, As If!
Snowers: Okay, Then... Who Should I Choose?
Giggles: I Don't Even Know It The Slightest, And Besides You're At The Team Captain So That Is Your Decision
Snowers: Considerably How Leafy Choosed A Silent Character For Her Second Choice In The Second Part Of BFDI Episode 1, Why Don't I Choose Mine Because He's Pretty Much A Silent Character Himself.
(Mime Walks Over To Snowers Side, And Gets Angry At Snowers For The Last Comment.)
Snowers: Come On Mime, Don't Get Worked Up, We All Know This Is True
Cuddles: (Whispers Into Sammy's Ear) I Think You Should Choose Ale, Because Me And Her Have A Lot Of Things In Common
Sammy: You Know That Ain't Half Bad Of An Idea. I Choose Ale For My Next Pick
Ale: (Looks At Cuddles) Well Now I Know At Least Somebody Has My Back.
Snowers: If Sam Chooses Ale Then I Will Choose Krazy, And I Was Going To Choose Flippy With My Next Pick As Well, So Both Of You Are Now On My Team
Flippy: I Promise I Won't Let You Down
Brandon G: Wow Choosing Two For One, I Guess Sammy's Probably Going To Do The Same, Huh?
Sammy: You Bet, And I Am Going To Choose One Of My Bestest Friends, Yoyo, And His Girlfriend Gillian.
Yoyo: That's A Real Wise Choice, Because I Actually Know Martial Arts And If There's Any Challenge Based On That I Would Dominate.
Snowers: I'm Actually Going To Do The Same Thing And Pick One Of My Personal Friends, Skaggles
Skaggles: The Only Reason I'm Your Friend Is That You Featured Me In Your OC Competition Video That Was Your 10k Subscriber Special.
Cuddles: Ooh, I Want Toothy On My Team, Because He's My Bestest Of Friends.
Sammy: Okay, You're The Boss
Toothy: Yay!
Snowers: Okay Flippy, Who Do You Think Wants To Be On Our Team
Flippy: Although I Don't Have Any Relationships For Her Anymore, I Would Say Flaky Because I Could Probably Still Help Her Get Over Her Phobias
Flaky: Uh… Thanks?
Toothy: Can We Have Sniffles On Our Team?
Sammy: Yeah That's Fine, Besides He's Smart.
Sniffles: But Oftentimes My Smarts Can Often Lead To Me Doing Something Stupid.
Lumpy: So Do Big Brained People Do Stupid Stuff And Small Brain People Do Smart Stuff?
Lammy: That's Not How Brains Work Unfortunately.
Mime: (Points At Lammy Because He Wants Her On Him Team)
Snowers: (Talking To Mime) You Say You Want Lammy On Your Team? Well I Guess I Can't Go Wrong With That!
Lammy: Seriously, So A Guy Who Can't Barely Even Talk Actually Wants Me On Their Team? And… Why Do I All Of A Sudden Actually Feel Attracted To Him?
Truffles: All For Crying Out Loud Lammer, Just Go To Your Freaking Team! Settle Out Your Love Interests With Mime Later!
Sammy: Since Toothy's And Sniffles' Idols Is Splendid, I Decided To Have Him on My Team Too.
Toothy And Sniffles: Yay Splendid
Splendid: I Mean I'm Good With Fan Service… I Think…
Flaky: Um… Can We Have Disco Bear On Our Team?
Giggles: (Sighs) I Guess So, If You're Fine With Him Flirting With You.
Flaky: Well To Be Fair, I Think I'm Used To It By Now…
Giggles, Petunia, Disco Bear And Flippy: WHAAAAAAAAAT!
Flaky: Well Someone Had To Say It.
Disco Bear: Exactly, That's Actually Pretty Good For Someone Who Is Afraid Of Everything, In Fact Like I Said Before I Will Help You Get Over Your Fears And That Is Possibly The First Step To Doing That.
(Flippy's Heart Breaks In Half And It Falls On The Floor)
Flippy: (Takes Off His Hat In A Moment Of Sadness) Well, There Goes My Chance Of Helping Her…
Krazy: Um, Hello, You Don't Need Her, You Got Me.
Flippy: Oh Yeah I Forgot, Whoops.
Truffles: Since I'm A Part Of Russell's Crew, I Should Have Him On My Team As Well.
Russell: Yar, Ye Made A Right Choice.
Sammy: (Sighs) I Guess We Have The Only Pirate On Our Team Now.
Giggles: Hey, Josh Is As Smart As Sniffles, Right?
Snowers: I Mean Technically They Both Live Next Door To Each Other, And You Are Related To Him Because You're His Sister. So There's No Problem In Taking Him As Well.
Josh: Yeah, But The Only Reason We're Siblings Is Because Sniffles Actually Told Us That And He Also Made A Machine That Actually Determined That As Well.
Sniffles: I Only Did That Because It Just Didn't Feel Right You Dating Her Because You Two Look Awfully Similar, And Also, By My Calculations I Say We Choose More Because Some People May Think He's Blind But He Can Actually Use Most Of His Other Senses To Actually Pull Is To Victory.
Mole: You Did That Because Of My Irregular Episode I Starred In, Didn't you?
Giggles: Hey Josh, How About I Choose My Friend And Your Former Girlfriend Petunia, How Does That Sound.
Josh: Yeah That's Fine, But I'm Still Upset That She Broke My Heart As Well As Her Sister Stacy.
Petunia: The Only Reason Why I Broke Your Heart Is Because Now I'm In A Relationship With Handy.
Handy: Yeah, Find Someone Else To Steal Josh
Brandon G: Back To Sammy's Team
Sammy: Hmmm. Ahhhh. Well... Gee, Hmmm... I Don't Know... Hmm…
Brandon G: Come On Sammy Just Choose Someone Already!
Sammy: I Don't Know! They're All Pretty Bad. First Of All, I Wouldn't Choose Pierce For Obvious Reasons. Same Goes For Lifty And Shifty
Lifty And Shifty: Huh?
Sammy: Pranky's Pranks Could Potentially Kill People, Lumpy Is Too Stupid To Do Anything, Pop Is Too Careless To Do Anything Because He Always Is To Oblivious To His Son's Death, And Nutty, He's Too Much Addicted To Candy To Do Anything
Pop And Nutty: Speak To Yourself, Sammy
Sammy: Hush.
Brandon G: So, Who Do You Choose?
Sammy: Hmm… I Guess Pranky Can Be Used For Good Use, Maybe.
Flaky: How About Nutty Guys?
Everyone On Snowers Team So Far: (All Agreeing)
Nutty: Hell Yeah!
Graphic: Five Remaining
Sniffles: Hey Guys, You Know How Pierce Is Pretty Much A Jackass And A Bully?
Toothy: Um, I Don't Like Where This Is Going, But Yeah.
Sniffles: Well If The Other Team Gets Him, He'll Become More Of An Enemy, Right?
Toothy: Y-Yeah?
Sniffles: So It Would Just Be Common Sense To Choose Him For Our Team!
Sammy: Aww, Really?
Pierce: What's Wrong Red Cat, Got Bully Fever?
(Sammy Punches Pierce In The Face)
Pierce: Ow, One Of These Days You'll Pay For That.
Brandon G: Since There Are Only Four Contestants Remaining I'm Going To Let The Two Teams Pick Their Last Two Contestants To Be On Their Team.
Snowers: I Say Let Sammy's Team Suffer With Those Two Kleptomaniac Raccoons, And We'll Take Lumpy And Pop, How's That Sound Everyone.
Everyone On Snowers Team So Far: YEAH!
(Sammy Is Looking At Snowers With An Angry Face As The Kleptomaniac Raccoon Duo Walk To Sammy's Team)
Sammy: One Of These Days If You Tried To Kill Me I'm Going To Pull Out A Uno Reverse Card And Do The Opposite To You…
Brandon G: All Right Since The Teams Are Settled Then, It's Time For Your Teams To Be Named.
Sammy: This Rivalry Between Me And Snowers Has Gone Way Too Far, I Think We Should Be Called The Battle Cats And We Should Bring The Battle To Him, How Does That Sound?!
Sammy's Team (Battle Cats): YEAH!
Brandon G: All Right Sammy's Team Is Now The Battle Cats, And All We Need To Wait For Now Is…
(Snowers Walks Up To Brandon)
Snowers: (Whispers Into Brandon's Ear) You Remember That Me And Hunter Dolbear Are Guardian Angels, Right? Then We Should Be Named The Guardian Angels, Is That Okay With You?
Brandon G: Yeah That's Fine, So Snowers Team Is Now The Guardian Angels, Oh And Hunter Dolbear, If You're Watching This, I Hope You Are Happy Because You're Recommendation For Snowers Team Actually Became A Thing, Oh And Hi By The Way. Anyways, That's All The Info I Will Give you Today. Oh And One More Thing, Feel Free To Use The Confession Can Anytime You Want. Your Cabins Are Up On That Hill. Anyways I'll See You Guys Tomorrow For The First Challenge
(Everything Fades To Black, Then A Text Graphic Card Appears On The Black Screen)
Graphic: Day 2
(At The Battle Cat's Cabin)
Pranky: This Place Stinks! If I Was Running This Show, I Would Have A Million Air Fresheners In Here Instead Of Having Like A Million Skunks!
Yoyo: Oh For Crying Out Loud…
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: I Swear To God Pranky Running The Show Would Be More Like Krusty The Clown Show On The Simpsons, Who Does He Think He Is Anyways, Criss Angel?
(End Of Diary)
(In The Guardian Angels Cabin)
Nutty: I Don't Think This Place Is Bad At All.
Handy: Yeah. Besides, How Bad Can This Place Get?
(30 Pieces Of Wood Falls Off The Roof)
Skaggles: As Bad As What You Think It Would Be…
Handy: But Still.
Giggles: Yay! We Have Beds. I Call The Top One!
Snowers: I Guess I Call Bottom.
Flaky: I'm Scared.
Flippy: Hey, Don't Be Scared. We Are Very Nice People Here.
Disco Bear: Doing My Job I Suppose? I Was The One Who's Helping Flaky, You Go Help Someone Else!
Flippy: Anyways, Why Don't You Make Yourself Comfortable.
Flaky: Okay.
(Flaky's Video Diary)
Flaky: I Already Know That Flippy Kills Me And My Friends. But He Has Changed Ever Since His Evil Alter Ego Left Him And Krazy, And Besides I'm Starting To Like Disco Bear More Than Him Now
(End Of Diary)
(At The Café)
Austin C: Okay Everyone, Listen Up, You Will Eat What I Will Serve You, And That Will Happen For The Next 56 Days! So Give Me Your Trays, Get Your Food, And Sit Your Butt Down! And No, This Food Is Actually Good Not Like The Slop The Other Guys From Total Drama Island Gave Their Contestants.
Josh: That's Good To Hear…
(Josh's Video Diary)
Josh: At Least Chef Whatyamacallit From The Total Drama Series Is Not Here Serving Food, Otherwise We Would Be Eating The Same Type Of Slop That The TDI Contestants Did.
(End Of Diary)
Toothy: Can Somebody Pass The Ketchup?
Sniffles: Sure Thing Buddy. (Passes ketchup)
Toothy: Thanks Sniffles. (Squirts Ketchup On Table) Whoops
Giggles: (Gasp) You Just Made Flippy Have War Flashbacks!
Flippy: War Flashbacks? Psh! You Don't Need To Worry About That Anymore Because My PTSD Evil Alter Ego Is Gone As Well As Most Other Characters Who Have An Alter Ego That's Evil. You Can Think Sniffles For That!
Flaky: (Gasp) Sniffles Really Did That?
(Sniffles Video Diary)
Sniffles: Yeah For The People Who Don't Even Know Already, I Built A Device That Can Erase A Certain Tree Friend's Evil Alter Ego. So People Who Have An Alter Ego That's Evil No Longer Have To Worry About That. This Was Done To Flippy, Krazy, Flaky, Josh, Petunia, Lammy And Brandon Before The Show Even Started. The Only Reason I Haven't Done That To Disco Bear Yet, Is Because His Evil Alter Ego Is Powered By A Phantom Ruby Like Gem That Is Similar To Infinite From Sonic Forces. Besides, He Doesn't Even Have That On His Hands Right Now, And As For Ale, Her Evil Alter-ego Was Impossible To Erase, Because Her Evil "Demon" Was Too Strong For My Machine And It Killed Me And Destroyed My Machine...
(End Of Diary)
(Snowers's Video Diary)
Snowers: Hey Sniffles, I Don't Think This Might Count, But Is My Form I Took On In Can't You See Me Smiling Part 2 Considered An Evil Alter Ego? Or Is It Considered A Form Used For My Powers To Defeat Very Tough Opponents, Like Neozor For Example.
(End Of Diary)
Brandon G: What's Up Everybody? Ready For Your First Challenge?
All: YEAH!
Flaky: I'm Definitely Not Ready For This.
Disco Bear: Don't Feel Down On Yourself Flaky, I Mean, How Hard Is It?
(At The Cliff)
Disco Bear: Oh Yeah, I Take That Back Now.
Brandon G: Well It's Too Late For Taking That Back. Your First Challenge Is To Jump Off This 40 Story Cliff Into The Lake, And In The Target Zone. The Most Team Members That Jumps In The Target Zone Wins. The Losers Must Vote For One Person To Be Killed.
Cuddles: Piece Of Cake.
Nutty: (Drooling) Mmmmm... Cake.
Brandon G: You Think This Is A Piece Of Cake? Well We Will Just See About That. Because The Battle Cats Will Be Up First.
Sammy: I Would Like To Take Myself Out Of The Challenge, Considering I'm A Cat, And Cats Absolutely Hate Water, Or Actually Being Drenched In Water…
Brandon G: Well, I Guess You Will Be Wearing This Chicken Hat Over Your Head Then. (Puts A Chicken Hat On Sammy's Head) Well, Probably Not (Takes Hat Off) Because Cats Are Afraid Of Water, So I'll Just Give You An Automatic Point Just For Cat's Sake.
Skaggles: What, No Fair, He Gets A Point For Not Even Jumping? That's Unbelievable!
Brandon G: What, It True (Holds Up Book About Htf Animals) Because In The Book Of HTF Animals It States That Cats Actually Are Afraid Of Water, But Not All Cats, Only The Ones That Are Domestic, Which Sammy Is One Of Them.
Skaggles: (Grumbles) That's... That's Just Unacceptable! Bdeuh Bde Bde!
Toothy: Can I Go First?
Brandon G: Go Ahead.
Toothy: (Jumps Off) YEEHAW! (Splash)
(The Battle Cats Cheered)
Cuddles: My Turn! (Jumps Off) COWABUNGA!
Pranky: (Jumps Off) CANNONBALL!
Lifty And Shifty: (Jumps Off) MWEHEHEHEHE!
Pierce: (Jumps Off) (Silent And Crosses Arm)
Russell: (Jumps Off) Look Out Below
Truffles: (Jumps Off) If This Was Mud, I Would Have Enjoyed That.
Ale: Unlike Cats Like You Sammy (Jumps Off) Dogs Like Me Don't Mind Getting Wet!
Mole: (Blindly Walks Off The Edge) Hey, Are We Flying All Of A Sudden? (Splashes In Target Below)
Brandon G: Well That's One Way To Jump Off Of A Cliff, Just Walk Off It (Whispers In The Camera) And any Of You Who Wants To Do That, Don't! Because I Had A Warning At The Beginning Of Part 1 Of This Episode That Says Please Don't Try Any Of What You Read Here At Home.
Yoyo: Come On Gillian, We'll Jump Together.
Gillian: Good Idea
(Both Of Them Jump Off)
Splendid: (Jumps Off) DIVE BOMB!
Sniffles: Hey, Wait For Me (Stops Before He Was Going To Jump Off And Then You Look Down At How Dangerous The Jump Is)
Brandon G: What's Wrong, Sniffles, Couldn't Catch Up To Your Idol?
Sniffles: Excuse Me Brandon, But There Is No Way I Will Jump Off This Cliff.
Brandon G: And Why Is That?
Sniffles: Because In My Calculations, It Is Absolutely Very Dangerous To Jump Off Something Very High. So Therefore, I Will Not Do It.
Brandon G: And Therefore, You Have Won A Chicken Hat To Wear. (Puts A Chicken Hat On Sniffles Head) And That's All The Battle Cats, So Next Up Is The Guardian Angels Who Probably Have No Chance Of Beating The Cats Score Of 14 But They Can Tie It And Send This Into A Tiebreaker, I Highly Doubt It Since Flaky's Fears Might Cost Their Team The Challenge…
Disco Bear: (Jumps Off) YEAH BABY!
Flippy: (Jumps off) Cowabunga!
Pop: (Jumps off) Don't Try This At Home Kids!
Brandon G: Man All Three Bears Went One After Another, It's Just Tempting Me To Do That. (Gets A Call On His Earpiece From Cheyenne Miller [She's A Behind The Scenes Assistant]) Hello? Wait, I Can't Do That?! Why? Can't I At Least Have Some Fun For One? (Cheyenne Tells Him That He Is The Host, And Also His Cybernetics Would Short Circuit If He Had Done That) Oh Yeah I Forgot, Sorry About That I'll Get Back To The Show Now.
Krazy: (Jumps Off) ALE SUCKS!
Ale: Yep, I Knew She Was Going To Say That When She Jumped…
Nutty: ME NEXT, ME NEXT, ME NEXT!
Nutty: (Jumps Off) GGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Mime: (Jumps Off Cliff Without Screaming)
Lammy: (Jumps Off) Schizophrenia Has No Holds On Me!
Handy: Having No Hand Ain't Gonna Stop Me From Jumping Off This Cliff (Jumps Off) CALIFORNIA HERE I COME!
Brandon G: That's A Different Way To Say Something When You Jump Off A Diving Board Into A Pool.
Petunia: (Jumps Off) YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
Giggles: My turn! (Jumps Off) WWWEEEEEE!
(Snowers Walks Up To The Cliff And Debates What To Do)
Snowers: Man, This Sure Does Look Dangerous, I'm Not Sure If Anyone Has Died Here But Feels Like Somebody Probably Have, Then Again, I'm That Type Of Person Who Takes Risks So… Ah Screw It, (Jumps Off) For The Guardian Angels!
Flaky: (Gulp) I'm Sorry Guys. I'm Just Too Scared.
Brandon G: (Sigh) Guess That Means You're Going To Have To...
Flaky: (Widens Her Eyes)
Brandon G: Oh My Lord! I Haven't Seen This Much Cuteness Ever Since I First Laid My Eyes On My Youngest Daughter Lily. (Start Shedding Tears) I Guess You Get A Free Point For Being Too Gosh Darn Cute.
Flaky: YAY!
Skaggles: Dude, You Literally Just Gave Another Person A Free Point! First To Sammy For Being A Cat And Now To Flaky For Her Being Cute! WHAT KIND OF SHOW ARE YOU RUNNING ANY WAYS!
Brandon G: Are You Going To Jump Or Not?!
Skaggles: (Pissed Off Groan) Ugh, Fine! (Jumps Off) Screw Everyone In The World!
Brandon G: And That Leaves One Contestant Remaining, And That Is Josh.
Lumpy: (Jumps Off) Don't Forget About Me!
Brandon G: Never Mind, Now We Have One Contestant Remaining, And That Is Josh.
Josh: Huh, This Seems Concerning Considering I'm An Artist I Don't Want To Break A Hand On This Risky Jump. Otherwise I Wouldn't Be Able To Do Art Anymore.
(Nutty's Video Diary)
Nutty: If He Jumps Off, Then I Will Celebrate Him By Making Candy Sculpture Out Of Him!
(End of diary)
(Giggles video diary)
Giggles: Why Is My Brother Concerned About Breaking A Hand. If He Lands In The Center, He Will Be Nowhere Near Anything That Will Break His Hand Especially Those Pointy Sharp Rocks At The Bottom Of The Side Of The Cliff.
(End of diary)
Brandon G: Well Josh, Will You Jump Off?
Josh: Well… I Guess I Can Try (Doesn't See That Pranky Accidentally Drop A Banana Peel Right In Front Of Him) I Mean What's The Worst That Can… (Slipped On The Peel And Falls Off The Cliff And Gets Hit By Every Rock On The Side Of It) (Grunting, Screaming) Oh, Fuck! Fuck! Fucking Cock! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! (Finally Splashes In The Water In A Bloody Mess)
Giggles: Oh, My God, Josh! Are You Ok!?
Josh: Damn It Pranky! I Thought You Were Done With Harmful Pranks! Now Thanks To You, Every Bone In My Body Is Now Broken! Someone Called 911, I'm In Bad Condition And I Might Be Dying!
(Clouds Become Gray And Thunder Starts Being Heard As It Starts Downpouring Due To Josh's Bad Condition, As Josh Is Being Loaded Into An Ambulance Boat With Snowers And Giggles And It Drives To The Nearest Hospital That Is Nearest To Camp Massacre)
Brandon G: Wow, Just Wow, I Thought You Just Came On This Show To Clean Slate Your Pranks That Are Harmful To Other People. I Guess I Was Totally Wrong About That, You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Pranky. Trying The Best Tricksy Ain't Going To Get You Anywhere In This Competition. In Fact, You Might Be The First One Voted Out Because The Battle Cats Have Officially Lost This Challenge By Disqualification Thanks To Pranky
Pranky: Aw Come On, That Was Pretty Much Harmless For Me, So I At Least Accomplished Something (Everyone Looked At Him Angrily [Similar To Jumping The Shark: Happy Trail Part 2]) Come On, You Can't All Be That Mad At Me, Right?
Pierce: Thanks A Lot Pranky, It Was Because Of Your Prank That Nearly Killed Josh That We Lost, And To Be Fair I Will Not Have Any Sympathy If You Get Eliminated First. And If You Don't, You're Going To Have A Lot Of Bridges Burn Before You Go, And I Might Even Beat The Living Hell Out Of You If You're Still Here.
(Pranky's Video Diary)
Pranky: Look, I Think I Might Have Messed Up, But I Am Sorry For What I've Done, Please Don't Vote Me Out I Am So Useful To This Team! I Can Actually Help This Team Out!
(End Of Diary)
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: If He Avoids Elimination Somehow, That Prankful Son Of A Bitch Gots Another Thing Coming. And If He Tries To Kill Me, I've Gut Him Like A Fish And Slit His Throat.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Café)
Cuddles: So Did You Guys Get The Votes On Who You Want To Eliminate?
Ale: Yeah, Definitely Pranky
Sniffles: Can You Excuse Me For A Moment, I Need To Use The Confession Can.
Toothy: Why?
Sniffles: Because I Need To Send Up A Prayer For My Wife, Who Is Suffering From Ovarian Cancer. And I Also Got A Call From The Hospital Saying That The Cancer Actually Got Even Worse, And She Might Die Soon... (Leaves)
Cuddles: Man, I Feel Sorry For His Wife, Having To Go Through That Much Pain That A Cancer Can Only Dream Of… It Just Makes Me Feel Even More Sad About My Family Being Dead (Start Breaking Down And Crying Again)
Ale: That's Ok, You Can Cry As Much As You Want, They're At Least In A Better Place Now.
(Brandon Germain Is Looking On Spying On The Battle Cats And Their Voting Progress After Seeing And Hearing What Sniffles And Cuddles Had To Say)
Brandon G: Man, There Has Been An Awful Lot Of Sad Moments In This Series So Far, First Josh Gets Tragically Injured Thanks To Pranky, Then We Hear Sniffles Wife Rosalie's Ovarian Cancer Getting Worse, And To Top It All Off, Cuddles Is Now A Single Man After His Wife And Child Were Murdered By Someone, But I Wonder Who Would That Be, Who Really Wants To Have Cuddles Dead And Have Him Living A Tragic Life?
(As We Go Behind The Bushes And See A Shadow Similar To A Red Panda Hiding Behind A Tree)
?: One Of These Days Cuddles, You Will Be Mine, FOREVER!
(An Evil Yandere Like Laugh Was Heard As It Cuts The Black)
(Fading Back Up To The First Ever Tribal Council Ceremony)
Brandon G: All Right, Welcome Battle Cats, To The First Tribal Council Ceremony Of this season. During The Break Before This Ceremony, You Had A Chance To Vote For One Person To Be Eliminated And That Person Will Have To Jump Off This 500-ft Cliff To His Or Her Death. And It Looks Like Everyone Came, Everyone Except, (Gasps) Where Sniffles?
Sniffles: Here I Am, Sorry I'm Late, I Had To Use The Confession Can To Send Up A Prayer To My Wife Whose Cancer Has Just Got Worse.
(Sniffles' Video Diary)
Sniffles: Oh Lord, Please Help Out My Wife And Please Don't Take Her Away From Me Too Early, It'll Probably Be Too Damn Sad To Not See Her Smiling Face Anymore. Please, Help Her Get Better Like You Always Have Done To Many Of People, Amen.
(End Of Diary)
Brandon G: Yep, I Knew It, Anyways, Take Remaining Log Seat So We Can Begin
Sniffles: Ok
Brandon G: Anyways Before I Was Interrupted, This Box Here Holds All Of Your Votes And Whoever Gets The Most Votes Will Be Eliminated So Let's Begin.
Brandon G: The First Vote Goes Out To… Pierce.
Pierce: What, Somebody Voted For Me, I Swear To God Sammy…
Brandon G: The Second Vote Goes Out To… Pranky.
Pranky: (Gulps)
Brandon G: The Third Vote Goes Out To… Me? Wait, I'm Not A Contestant Though, Hold Up A Second... (Digs Through Box To See If Another Contestant Voted For Him) Huh, I Found Another One I Guess There Were Only Two Votes For Me… Wait A Minute... (Looks Towards Lifty And Shifty Whistling In The Wind, Before They Get Spooked By Him)
Lifty: Uh, Why Are You Looking At Us Like That!
Shifty: Yeah, We Didn't Even Do Anything!
Brandon G: Well You Two Should Know That I Am Not A Person You Should Be Voting For. You Did This Because You Hate Me, And Besides (Shows Both Cards That Have Sloppy Handwriting) It Was Written In Your Sloppy Like Crap Handwriting. You Two Are Lucky That You Didn't Get Any Votes, Otherwise I've Would Have Thrown Both Of You Off The Cliff Myself. Don't You Two Do That Ever Again, You Hear Me?
Lifty And Shifty: Yes Sir, Sorry Sir…
Brandon G: Anyways, With That Mistruction Out Of The Way, The Six Vote Goes Out To… Pranky.
Pranky: Come On Guys, It's Not Like I Got The Rest Of The Votes, Right?
Brandon G: Actually, You Did Get The Rest Of The Votes, Except Three. As Ale Got One In Truffles Got Two. So Pranky's Reign Of Prank Terror Has Come To An End. And I Thought He Had Changed His Pranks To Be Nonviolent, I Guess Not Because He Is The First One Out.
Pranky: (Filled With Rage) Come On Guys, I Said I Was Sorry, You Can't Just Boot Me Out Like This!
Pierce: Well I Guess Nobody Has Listened To Your Apology, Now That You're Eliminated, I Get To Do What I Should Have Done Long Ago!
Pranky: Come At Me Bro, I'm Ready For Anything (Slowly Steps Backwards)
Pierce: Even Ready For That Cliff You're Going To Fall Off Of
Pranky: You're Not Going To Fool Me With That Type Of… Huh? (Realizes That He Has No Ground Under His Feet And Is About To Fall To His Death) Yo-Yo Master Save Me GHAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Pranky Splattered To The Ground With His Arms And Legs Torn Off. He Is Now Dead)
(Everyone Cheers For Pranky's Demise)
Yoyo: Serves That Prank Happy Idiot Right
(Ale's Video Diary)
Ale: I'm So Glad That Pranky Is Gone, He Deserves It. But I Think I Heard Someone From The Cafe Talking About How She Wants To Be With Cuddles Forever, And That Just Makes Me Nervous. Wait, If That Person Wants Him Forever, Wasn't She Or He The One Who Killed The Cuddles' Family!? And Also That Voice I Heard, Seems Very Familiar To Me, Too Familiar In Fact…
(End Of Diary)
(Back At The Battle Cats' Cabin)
Ale: Cuddles! Cuddles! Cuddles! We Have A Massive Emergency Involving You!
Cuddles: What Is It?!
Ale: I Think I Figured Out The Mystery Of Who Killed Your Family, And Worst Of All, She Wants You To Be In Her Hands Now!
Cuddles: WHAT! WHAT KIND OF EVIL PSYCHOPATH WOULD TRY TO DO THAT!
Ale: Well You Might Be Shocked When You Hear This, But It's… (Episode Cuts The Black Before The Name Reveal)
To Be Continued…
Cuddles: OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD! SHE'S BACK?!
Ale: Yeah, And If She Sees Me With You, She Will Kill Me Too…
So Much Happened In One Episode, First A Rivalry Was Formed Between Sammy Snowers, Pranky Fatally Injured Josh, Causing Both Giggles And Snowers To Exit The Game To Make Sure He Recovers, Sniffles Learns That His Wife Rosalie's Cancer Has Gotten Worse, Ale Continues To Comfort Cuddles On The Grieving Loss Of His Family, And Now We Know That A Yandere Killer Is After Cuddles And Ale. Will They Overcome The Obstacle Of This Killer? Or Will Cuddles Be Captured By This Obsessive Yandere? Find Out On The Next Episode Of HTF Survivor: Deadly Games!
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Elimination Votes:
Pranky: 9 (Sniffles, Ale, Cuddles, Toothy, Splendid, Pierce, Russell, Truffles, & Mole)
Brandon Germain (Not eligible For Voting): 2 (Lifty And Shifty [A Hero's Fall Reference])
Truffles: 2 (Yoyo & Gillian [Reason: He's Only A Cameo Character, And Is Not Supposed To Be Here])
Ale: 1 (Pranky)
Pierce: 1 (Sammy)
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Skaggles Belongs To Skaggles
Snowers & Neozor Belongs To NemaoHTF
Josh Belongs To RespectTheDisney5
Pranky Belongs To Lord 'O Darkness
Pierce Belongs To LexieTooter & Skull Shirt Redesign Belongs To Lord 'O Darkness
Yoyo & Gillian Belongs To Cholnatree
Ale Belongs To The-PirateQueen
Krazy Belongs To Sonierra
& Sammy Belongs To TheSamstuerHTF
Mad Disco Belongs To DiscoAlloyFan
Rosalie Belongs To TheYoshiState
The Mysterious Yandere Red Panda Belongs To Artsygumi
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Chef, Chris McLene And The Total Drama Series Belong To Fresh TV, Cake Entertainment & Teletoon
Leafy And Battle For Dream Island Belong To JackAndJellify
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