WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND MASSIVE VIOLENCE WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Last Time On Happy Tree Friends: Survivor, 20 HTF Stars And 10 Fan Characters Arrived At Camp To Win All The Fame. They All Started Strong In The First Challenge, And The Guardian Angels Won Because Of Pranky's Fatal Prank On Josh Causing Him To Tumble Down The Side Of The Cliff And Nearly Die, And It Was Because Of That He Was The First To Be Eliminated. Who Will Be Killed Next? Find Out Tonight When Episode 2 Of HTF Survivor starts Right Now!
(Survivor Intro Theme From Season 1 Plays)
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, And Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, And Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, And Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(Fades Up To The Battle Cats' Cabin)
Graphic: Night 2: After The Elimination Ceremony
Cuddles: So Yeah Toothster, That's Why I'm Here To Win This In The First Place So I Can Find The True Killer Who Killed My Family And Bring Her Or Him To Justice
Toothy: Wow, What Motivation, But I Still Don't Understand, Who Would Be So Cynical Enough To Kill Your Family?
Ale: Cuddles! Cuddles! Cuddles! We Have A Massive Emergency Involving You!
Toothy: I'm Just Going To Leave You Two Be Right Now, Because You Really Have Important Matters To Deal Out Here.
Cuddles: What Is It?!
Ale: I Think I Figured Out The Mystery Of Who Killed Your Family, And Worst Of All, She Wants You To Be In Her Hands Now!
Cuddles: WHAT! WHAT KIND OF EVIL PSYCHOPATH WOULD TRY TO DO THAT!
Ale: Well You Might Be Shocked When You Hear This, But It's… Yumi!
Cuddles: OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD! SHE'S BACK?!
Ale: Yeah, And If She Sees Me With You, She Will Kill Me Too…
(Cuddles's Video Diary)
Cuddles: What The Hell! First Off, Why Does She Want Me In The First Place, And Second, Didn't Brandon Germain Kill Her Back In Chained And Locked! I Mean With HTF Logic, They Usually Come Back Just Like That, But Still, I Couldn't Believe What I Just Heard
(End Of Diary)
(Static Cuts The Black And Fades Up The Next Morning On The Battle Cats Cabin)
Graphic: Day 3
Toothy: ZZZZZZZ (Wakes up) Huh? Uh-Oh.
Yoyo: What Happened Toothy?
Toothy: Nothing.
Yoyo: Just Tell Me.
Toothy: I Wet My bed.
(All The Tree Friends Bursted Out Laughing)
Toothy: HEY! Stop it! (Cries)
Pierce: (Sarcastic) What, Couldn't Help Yourself From Pissing Your Bed While You Were Sleeping?! What A Fucking Disgrace You Are! HAHAHA!
Petunia: (Angry) Knock It Off You Guys! Toothy Just Had An Accident! Leave Him Alone!
Pierce: Oh I'm Sorry, I Wasn't The One Who Was Trying To Hold It In, Instead Of Pissing Myself! I Mean Look At The Guy You're Trying To Defend, He's Nothing But A Crybaby!
(Petunia Slaps Pierce)
Petunia: I Heard A Fucking Enough Out Of Your Mouth! (Looks at Toothy) Come On Toothy. I'll Clean You Up.
Toothy: (Sniff) Okay...
(Toothy's Video Diary)
Toothy: Petunia Is Really Nice. No Wonder She Never Laughed When I Wet My Bed.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Other Cabin)
Nutty: Oww Dear God!
Skaggles: Man, Keep It Down Nutty! I'm Trying To Get Some Sleep!
Lammy: I Think He Is Hurt.
Nutty: My Tooth! It Hurts So Much, It's Unbearable!
Lammy: What's Wrong Nutty?
Nutty: I Have A Sweet-tooth Ache!
Lammy: A Sweet-tooth Ache? I Never Heard Of That, But Where Does It Hurt?
Nutty: (Points At His Tooth At Where It Hurts)
Lammy: Here. I'll Cure You. (Grabs Nutty's Mouth) Hold Still.
Nutty: (Mumbles)
Lammy: (Punches Nutty's Mouth)
Nutty: OW!
Lammy: Do You Feel Better Now?
Nutty: (Feels His Tooth) I Do. Thanks. I Appreciate It. But I'm Bleeding A Little Bit, And That Punch Hurt Like A Mother Fucker
Lammy: It Will Heal In No Time.
(Nutty's Video Diary)
Nutty: I Think I'm Starting To Have A Crush On Lammy. I Really Like Her More Than Candy.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Café)
Yoyo: Hey Austin. Do You Have Any Chicken?
Austin C: Not At The Moment, But We Will Have It Eventually, Why Do You Ask?
Yoyo: I'm Just Saying That Chicken Is Good.
Austin C: I Know That Already, Just Sit Down And Eat Your Food God Damn It
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: That Chef Named Austin Has Some Very Obvious Anger Issues. I Know He's One Of Brandon's Friends, But Why Would He Be Hired To Be A Chef Anyway?
(End OF DIARY)
Petunia: Hey Toothy. Sorry About What Happened This Morning. Are You All Right?
Toothy: Yeah. I'm Okay. That Mean Pierce Hurts My Feelings.
Petunia: (Hugs Toothy) There There. It Will Be Alright. Accidents Happen Sometimes. Right?
Toothy: Yeah. Your Right.
(Pans Over To Handy)
Handy: Well, I Think Petunia Is Actually Starting To Fall In Love With That Other Beaver So My Relationship With Her Is Pretty Much Down The Toilet This Point (Sighs)
Brandon G: (Barges In) MORNING CONTESTANTS! Ready For Your Next Challenge?
Truffles: Already?
Brandon G: Yep! Today, You Teams Must Run Or Walk A 5 Mile Trail. The Team That Crosses The Finish Line Wins. And Guardian Angels, I Know You Might Be Down Three Members, But This Challenge Will Still Be On With The Participants We Have Now.
Krazy: Walking A 5 Mile Trail, I Think I Can Handle That.
Brandon G: Oh Really? Cause I Set Up Some Traps That You Will Expect The Unexpected.
Krazy: Well, Looks Like I Have To Put My Military Skills To The Test Here.
Brandon G: Well At Least You Can Use Anything To Let Your Team Win! So, Let's Head Outside!
(At The Forest)
Brandon G: Okay Campers. Are You Ready?
Truffles: Hurry Up And Say The Word!
Brandon G: AND GO!
Disco Bear: (Faints) Whoa Man. I'm All Exhausted From Movin And Groovin.
Flaky: (Faints) Yeah, Me Too
Skaggles: Oh For The Love Of Everything That Is Right And Wrong, Both Of You Stop Lying Down And Let's Go. (Yanks The Both Of Them)
Disco Bear And Flaky: WHOA! (Flies Off)
(40 Minutes Later)
Nutty: (Pant) (Pant) Man, All This Walking Makes Me Want To Eat Sweets Again.
Lammy: I'll Be Your Sweetie For The Whole Contest If You Want Me To.
Nutty: Thanks. Maybe I Will Be Your Sweetie As Well.
Lammy: Tehe.
Pierce: (Stares At Lammy And Nutty Very Angrily)
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: So My Strategy Is To Form An Alliance With 2 People That Will Take Me And Them In The Final 3. But The Question Is, Who Will I Find That Will Be Desperate And Dumb Enough To Do Whatever I Say?
(End Of Diary)
Sniffles: And Then He Said "That's Not A Hello-kitty Doll. That's My Wife!"
Toothy: HAHAHA! That Was The Funniest Joke You've Told Yet Buddy.
Pierce: Hey Suckers!
Sniffles And Toothy: (Turns Around) Huh?
Pierce: Yeah! You Suckers Over There. Form An Alliance With Me.
Toothy: No Way! You Made Fun Of Me When I Wet My Bed.
Pierce: I Was Only Kidding.
Toothy: Really? Well What's In It For Us?
Pierce: I'll Take You Guys To The Final 3.
Sniffles: REALLY?! It Just Sounds Too Good To Be True!
(Sniffles Video Diary)
Sniffles: It's so Awesome! Me, Toothy And Pierce Will Be In The Final 3. That Increases My Chances Of Getting My Wife's Ovarian Cancer Cured 10 Fold!
(End Of Diary)
(Toothy's Video Diary)
Toothy: It's Kinda Funny That Pierce Wants Me To Be In An Alliance With Him When He Was Picking On Me Everytime.
(End Of Diary)
Sniffles: So We're In An Alliance, Huh?
Pierce: Yep! But On One Condition. You Must Not Tell Anyone That We Are In An Alliance.
Toothy: What If We Do?
Pierce: (Raises His Fist) Does This Answer Your Question?!
Toothy: (Gulp) Okay Then. I'm Assuming I'm Not Able To Tell My Crush Petunia About This, Right?
Pierce: (Blocks Toothy's Way) Yes, You Can't Tell Your Crush About This Either
Toothy: Aww Okay, Fine.
Pierce: Then It Is Settled.
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: It Is A Bold Enough Strategy To Take These Guys To The Final Three, And Once I Am There It Will Just Come Down Between Us Three And I Will Take The Victory For Myself. Pretty Much Self-explanatory. Final 3, Here I Come. HAHAHA!
(End Of Diary)
Ale: So Where Do You Think We Are Now?
Cuddles: I Think We Are Lost. I Hope That Yumi Person Who Killed My Family Doesn't Find Us Here
Splendid: Well Have No Fear! Splendid Will Help Find Our Way Out. All I Have To Do Is Use My Superpowers.
Yoyo: Superpowers? I Didn't Realize You Had Superpowers. So What, You Just Got To Get Them Out Of Harm's Way? It Takes More Brains To Do That Move Than strength
Splendid: Well You Can't Be A Superhero If You Don't Have Any Superpowers. HAHA!
Yoyo: Well At Least I Am More Powerful Than You, Considering I'm Pretty Much Jackie Chan And Everything But Name
(Everybody Gasped)
Gillian: Oooooooh Buuuuurn!
Splendid: (Angry) You Think Your More Powerful Than Me? Well How About We Settle This Right Now!
Yoyo: Well Not Right Now, Considering The Circumstances We Still Need To Win This And I Have No Time To Fight With Our Own Teammates, Especially Characters Who Are Superheroes In The Cosplay
Splendid: Are You Calling Me A Cosplayer?
(Splendid's Video Diary)
Splendid: I Find Yoyo To Be My Arch-nemesis. Considering That I'm Superman And He's Pretty Much Chuck Norris…
(End Of Diary)
Gillian: Um, Excuse Me Splendid And Yoyo, But The Other Team Is Passing Us Up.
Yoyo: Not Right Now Gillian. Can't you See I Am Busy Here Arguing With This Scumbag?
Splendid: Oh Now It's On Mother Fucker
(Both Of Them End Up Fighting In A Fight Cloud At Gillian Is Shown Angry Just Like Giggles In Every Litter Bit Hurts)
(Gillian's Video Diary)
Gillian: (Clenching Her Teeth) This Is Going To Be A Long Day If This Continues.
(End Of Diary)
(30 Minutes Later At The Campgrounds)
Brandon G: What Is Taking Them So Long? Maybe They Really Suck At Traveling A 5 Mile Trail.
(Just then, Brandon Sees The Guardian Angels Running Through The Finish Line)
Skaggles: (Pant) (Pant) Did We Win?
Brandon G: Of Course You Did! THE GUARDIAN ANGELS WINS!
Guardian Angels: YAY!
Brandon G: Oh And It Looks Like Your Team Captain And His Love Interest Are Returning Right Now
(Snowers Holding Giggles Gently Flies Down To The Ground)
Flippy: Snowers, Glad We Can Have Your Back At This Critical Moment. By The Way, How's Josh Doing
Snowers: He's Doing Fine, It Turns Out That The Fall He Suffered Off The Cliff Wasn't As Deadly As We All Thought It Would Be, But He's Still Got To Be In The Hospital For The Next Couple Of Months. By The Way, Did Pranky Get His Comeuppance For What He Did?!
Flippy: Yeah He Did, In Fact He Was The First One To Be Eliminated
Giggles: Thank God, That Asshole Totally Deserved It For Injuring My Brother!
(Skaggles' Video Diary)
Skaggles: Even Though We Were Down Three Members At The Beginning Of This Challenge, We Somehow Overcame All Odds To Make It Two In The Row For The Guardian Angels, And With Snowers Giggles Back, Our Team Should Be Almost At Full Strength. I Just Hope Josh Can Recover Quick Enough...
(End Of Diary)
Brandon G: Guardian Angels, You Can Head To Your Cabins. You Are All Safe For Tonight.
Pop: Thank You Brandon.
(The Guardian Angels Leave. Just Then, Brandon Sees The Battle Cats Crossing Through The Finish Line)
Brandon G: Battle Cats, Can't Say I'm Shocked, But You All Lost The Challenge, And You'll Be Doing Elimination For The Second Time In The Row.
Battle Cats: Aww!
Yoyo: This Was All Your Fault Splendid!
Splendid: My Fault? But I Didn't Do Anything!
Brandon G: Calm Down You Two. I Will See You Guys At The Campfire Tonight, Where One Of You Will Be Killed.
Truffles: GOD DAMN IT! GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!
(At The Cafe)
Russell: Yargh! I Was Hoping That We Would Win. But We Didn't.
Sammy: It's A Shame.
Mole: (Sigh)
Cuddles: Now Who Do We Have To Send Home?
(Gillian's Video Diary)
Gillian: I Don't Know Why Yoyo Has A Grudge Against Splendid, But It Is Going To Be Him Or Splendid Going Home, And I Don't Want My Love Interest To Leave Me Just Yet.
(End Of Diary)
Splendid: Guys, Do You Want To Keep In A Hero That Cares For Others, Which Is Me, Or Do You Want To Keep A Hero That Always Cares For Himself, Which Is Yoyo?
Yoyo: Shut Up Splendid. I Came Here To Protect Others From Any Dangerous Stuff.
Splendid: Yeah? Well I Do That Too!
Yoyo: Oh Really? Well How Come That Everytime You Try To Save A Person, You Kill Him Or Her?
Splendid: I NEVER DO THAT!
Ale: Calm Down You Guys. We Will Settle This At The Tribal Council Ceremony.
Yoyo: Hopefully.
(Splendid's Video Diary)
Splendid: I Can't Wait To Take Out My Arch-nemesis, Yoyo.
(End Of Diary)
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: Splendid, You Are So Going Down!
(End Of Diary)
(At The Campfire)
Brandon G: Welcome To The Tribal Council Ceremony. You All Know The Rules, So Let's Get To It.
Lifty And Shifty: Wait! What Are The Rules Again?
Brandon G: You Will Find Out In No Time. You're All Picked The Contestant To Vote Out And I'll Read Out The Votes And The Contestant Who Gets The Most Look Will Be Eliminated. So Let Us Begin. So The First Vote Goes Out To... Splendid.
Splendid: Hmph…
Brandon G: The Second Vote Goes Out To… Lifty.
Lifty: Wait! Who In The Blue Hell Would Vote For Me?
Shifty: Let's Not Worry About That Right Now…
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes Out To… Yoyo.
Yoyo: Welp, It Begins…
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes Out To… Mole.
Mole: Um, Ok…
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes Out To… Shifty.
Shifty: (To Lifty) We Both Got A Vote, Now That Is Just Arbitrary
Brandon G: To Be Fair To The Both Of You, You Only Receive One Vote Each So Both Of You Are Safe.
Lifty And Shifty: (Sighs In Relief)
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes Out To… Yoyo.
Splendid: Well It Looks Like You Have Two To My One, So That Means You Might Be Going Bye-bye.
Brandon G: The Next Vote Goes Out To… Splendid.
Splendid: Damn It, Spoke Too Soon Again!
Brandon G: Actually, The Last Seven Votes Are Between Both Yoyo And Splendid, And Let Me Tell You, One Of You Will Be Eliminated By An Astounding One Vote, And That Contestant Is…
Yoyo: ...
Splendid: …
Brandon G: Splendid
Yoyo: SEE?! What Did I Tell You?!
Splendid: B-But, This Can't Be.
Brandon G: Sorry Splendid. Please Jump Off The Cliff.
Yoyo: See Ya Later, Scumbag.
Splendid: (Angry) FINE!
Brandon G: Oh And One More Thing, (Takes Away Splendid's Superpowers, And Rip Off His Glider Wings)
Splendid: OW! HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Brandon G: I Took Your Powers Away So You Won't Fly When You Jump Off A Cliff, Also I Ripped Off Your Glider Wings For The Same Reason.
Splendid: NO FAIR!
Brandon G: Sorry. But This Is My Story And I Will Do Whatever I Want. See Ya.
Splendid: Whatever, This Game Is Pretty Much A Joke Anyways.
(Splendid Went Up To The Cliff)
Splendid: UP UP AND AWAY! (Jumps Off)
(Splendid Tried To Fly, But He Didn't. He Splattered On The Ground With His Arms And Legs Torn Off. He Is Now Dead)
Brandon G: Okay Contestants. You Can Go Back To Your Cabins. You Are All Safe For Tonight.
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: Isn't It Funny How Splendid Thinks He Is The Greatest Superhero In The World Until He Got Eliminated So Early? I Guess He Will Lose His Fans Once Everyone Has Read This Story. (Bursted Out Laughing)
(End Of Diary)
Lammy: Hey Nutty! I'm Glad That You Are Safe.
Nutty: Thanks Lammy. Is There Something You Need?
Lammy: I Just Wanted To Say That I Really Like You.
Nutty: (Blushes) That's It?
Lammy: Yep! Anyways, See Ya. (Leaves)
Nutty: (Still Blushing) Wow. She Really Likes Me More Than Candy.
(End Of Episode)
This Episode Involves A 5-mile Run Or Walk Around The Campgrounds, If You Want To Consider The Circumstances. And it's Also Revealed That Nutty Has A Crush On Lammy And Vice Versa. Stay Tuned Next Week For The Next Episode Of Happy Tree Friends: Survivor
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Elimination Votes:
Splendid: 6;(Lifty, Shifty, Yoyo, Gillian, Sammy, Russell)
Yoyo: 5 (Splendid, Mole, Pierce, Toothy, Sniffles)
Lifty: 1 (Ale)
Shifty: 1 (Cuddles)
Mole: 1 (Truffles)
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