WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Last Time On Happy Tree Friends: Survivor, Truffles Had A Blowout About His Hat And Pierce Strangled His Cousin Flaky Like A Stuffed Doll. Meanwhile, There Was No Challenge Today For The Teams, But There Were 2 Tribal Council Ceremonies For Each Team. The Battle Cats Got Rid Of Truffles, And The Guardian Angels Didn't Get Rid Of Anybody, But Pop Decided To Get Rid Of Himself. Who Will Be Killed Next? Find Out Tonight When Episode 4 Of HTF Survivor Starts Right Now!!
(Survivor Intro Theme From Season 1 Plays)
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, And Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, And Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, And Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(Fades Up To The Guardian Angels' Cabin)
Graphic: Day 5
Disco Bear: (Yawn) YO YO YO DOG! Rise And Shine!
Skaggles: (Yawn) Don't Call Me A Dog. I'm A Squirrel For Crying Out Loud.
Disco Bear: I Didn't Mean That.
(Disco Bear's Video Diary)
Disco Bear: Another Day, Another Movin And Groovin. Yeah, I Know That Saying Is Stupid, But It Is My Sayin.
(End Of Diary)
Giggles: (Shows A Batch Of Cookies) Does Anybody Want Some Cookies I Made?
Disco Bear: AAAGGGHHHH!!! (Knocks Down The Cookies)
(Skaggles' Video Diary)
Skaggles: I Just Saw Disco Bear Snap When He Saw The Cookies. What An Idiot. (Bursted Out In Laughter)
(End Of Diary)
Giggles: HEY! What The Hell Is The Matter With You?!
Disco Bear: Sorry About That. I Just Don't Like Oatmeal Raisin Cookies.
Giggles: They Are Not Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. T_T
Disco Bear: Oh. My Bad, Sorry.
(Just then, Disco Bear And Giggles Looked Down And Sees Nutty Licking The Cookies Off The Floor)
Nutty: (Lick) YUMMY!
Giggles: Ahem.
Nutty: What? I'm On A Sugar Diet.
Disco Bear: What's A Sugar Diet?
Nutty: I'll Tell You Later.
Cuddles: (Screaming From Nowhere) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Snowers: What The Hell Was That?!
Giggles: It's Probably Somebody Riding On A Roller Coaster.
Skaggles: I Don't Think So. Let's See What's Going On.
(Some Of The Tree Friends Runned Up To Cuddles)
Ale: Dude, What Happened?
Cuddles: Somebody Took My Slippers! My Precious Slippers.
(Cuddles Video Diary)
Cuddles: My Slippers Meant Alot To Me. I Got Them When I Was In Diapers. But Now, Somebody Stole Them.
(End Of Diary)
Yoyo: Chill out Cuddles. We'll Get You A New Pair.
Cuddles: A NEW PAIR?! That's Stupid. I Want My Slippers Back.
Nutty: Hey, I Know What Will Make You Happy. How About I Share Some Candy With You?
Cuddles: No Way.
Nutty: Really? Thanks. I Was Expecting You To Say That.
Ale: Why Do You Want Them Back Anyways?
Cuddles: Because They Are Comfy. My Biggest Fear Is Losing My Slippers.
Snowers: Really? I Must Go To The Confession Room And Tell My Biggest Fear.
Nutty: Me Too.
(Cuddles Video Diary)
Cuddles: So Once I Told Everyone That My Biggest Fear Is Losing My Slippers, All My Friends Went To The Confession Room And Told Their Biggest Fears.
(End Of Diary)
(Nutty's Video Diary)
Nutty: I Already Know That Candy Kills, But I Don't Care. What Really Kills You Is Vegetables. I'm A Veggie-phobic.
(End Of Diary)
(Handy's Video Diary)
Handy: My Biggest Fear Is Losing My Legs More Than My Arms.
(End Of Diary)
(Flaky's Video Diary)
Flaky: I Have A Lot Of Phobias That I Can't Name. But My Biggest Phobia Is Small Baby Chicklings.
(End Of Diary)
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: What Is My Biggest Fear? Well, It's The Word That Starts With An "N", And Ends With An "A". It's Technically Not My Biggest Fear, My Biggest Fear Is Actually Hurting My Girlfriend Gillian In A Harmful Situation, But I Get So Pissed Off From Somebody Saying That.
(End Of Diary)
(Lifty's And Shifty's Video Diary)
Lifty: What's Our Biggest Fear? Well, We Are Afraid Of The Police.
Shifty: Yeah. The Police Creeps Us Out.
(End Of Diary)
(Skaggles' video diary)
Skaggles: Well, According To My Videos On My YouTube Channel, I Have A Lot Of Nightmares Over Certain Dark And Scary Things, So You Can Consider Me Afraid Of Dark And Scary Places.
(End Of Diary)
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: I Don't Have Any Fears! But My Cousin Flaky Put Nails On My Back, So I'm A Little Afraid Of Nails.
(End Of Diary)
(Russell's Video Diary)
Russell: YARGH! I'm Afraid Of The Choppy Seas.
(End Of Diary)
(Sniffles Video Diary)
Sniffles: In My Calculations, My Biggest Fear Has To Be Ants. Although I'm An Anteater, I Don't Eat Ants.
(End Of Diary)
(Giggles Video Diary)
Giggles: BUGS! I AM TOTALLY AFRAID OF BUGS!
(End Of Diary)
(Petunia's Video Diary)
Petunia: Not Only That I Hate Germs, But I'm Afraid Of Germs As Well. Although My OCD Was Cured, I'm Still Afraid Of Them.
(End Of Diary)
(Flippy's And Krazy's Video Diary)
Flippy: Our Biggest Fears Is Anything Involving War And Death
Krazy: Yeah, Especially If You Or I Die On The Battlefield.
(End Of Diary)
(Toothy's Video Diary)
Toothy: I Have A Fear Of Getting A Wedgie, Even Though I'm Not Wearing Any Pants.
(End Of Diary)
(Mime's Video Diary)
Mime: (Says In Sign Language "Losing My Facepaint")
(End Of Diary)
(Snowers' Video Diary)
Snowers: I'm Definitely Afraid Of My Girlfriend Dying Or Being Harmed, Considering What Happened In Can't You See Me Smiling Part Two.
(End Of Diary)
(Disco Bear's Video Diary)
Disco Bear: Yo Dog, I Don't Have Any Fears. No Fears At All. I Ain't Afraid Of Anything.
(End Of Diary)
(Mole's Video Diary)
Mole: My Biggest Fear Is Me Losing My Glasses, Turtleneck Sweater Or Cane, Whichever Comes First.
(End Of Diary)
(Ale's Video Diary)
Ale: I'm Actually Starting To Get Afraid Of A Certain Someone Hurting Me In Order To Get Cuddles, Because If That Happens, All Is Doomed For Him.
(End Of Diary)
(Lammy's Video Diary)
Lammy: My Biggest Fear Is Definitely Hurting Other People, Although It Was Mr. Pickles Who Made Me Do It Despite Nobody Believing Me.
(End Of Diary)
(Lumpy's Video Diary)
Lumpy: DAH! My Biggest Fear Is… Wait, What's My Biggest Fear Again?
(End Of Diary)
(Gillian's Video Diary)
Gillian: My Biggest Fear Is Getting Hurt Because Yoyo Is More Concerned Than Me Than Anyone Else.
(End Of Diary)
(Sammy's Video Diary)
Sammy: Water, Definitely Water For Me, Or At Least My Fur Getting Sticky And Wet.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Cafe)
Brandon G: MORNING CONTESTANTS! Oh Boy, Have I Got A Challenge For You.
Nutty: Is It A Candy Eating Contest?
Lifty: A Thieving Contest?
Petunia: A Clean-up Contest?
Skaggles: A Graphic Arts Contest?
Brandon G: NOPE! We Are Having A Fear Factor Challenge!
Handy: What Does That Mean?
Brandon G: It Means That Each Of You Must Face Your Biggest Fears.
Skaggles: WHAT? SERIOUSLY! THAT IS SO UNFAIR, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!
Brandon G: Sorry Skaggs. But I Made This Story. Anyways, Lets Start The Fear Factor Challenge. Cuddles, You Are Up First. Follow me.
Cuddles: Okay.
(Cuddles Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Cuddles, Where Are Your Slippers At?
Cuddles: Somebody Stole Them. Does That Count As A Point?
Brandon G: I Guess So. Good Job.
Cuddles: But I Didn't Lose Them.
Brandon G: So What.
(Nutty's Phobia Challenge)
Nutty: AWW MAN! I Hate Vegetables.
Brandon G: You Want To Do This For The Team. Right Nutty?
Nutty: NO!
Brandon G: What About If You Did This For Candy?
Nutty: (Surprised) BRING IT ON! (Gobbles Up The Vegetables) YAY! What, Did I Win?
Brandon G: You Win Your Team A Point.
Nutty: WHAT?! NO CANDY?!
Brandon G: Rules Are Rules Little Buddy.
(Flaky's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Ready For Your Challenge Flaky?
Flaky: Keep Trying To Ask. But The Answer Is No.
Brandon G: Are You Sure?
Flaky: I Guess I Can Try.
(Flaky Nervously Reaches Her Hand Out To Pick It Up, Only The Realize It's Not Scary At All)
Flaky: Hey! It Didn't Kill Me! I Guess They're Not As Bad As I Previously Thought!
Disco Bear: Yeah, You Go Girl! Conquer Those Fears Like The Champ You Are!
(Handy's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Ready Handy?
Handy: Ready For What?
Brandon G: To Lose Your Legs, Duh! (Hold up B-saber)
Handy: You Know I Can't Walk Without Them And You Don't Even Have Wheelchairs On This Camp. So Cutting Them Off Would Literally Mean I Would Literally Have To Be Carried Everywhere By Someone.
Brandon G: You Are Right About That (Powers Off Saber) You Just Get A Point Because Of Your Stupid Handicap Shit.
Handy: Really, Now I Would Have Just Prefer You Had To Cut Them Off.
(Yoyo's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Okay Yoyo. All You Gotta Do Is Say The Word That You Are Afraid To Say.
Yoyo: I Thought You Were Going To Make Me Hurt My Girlfriend, But Oh Well, Here Goes Nothing.
Brandon G: (Waits)
Yoyo: N*A! Hey, That Didn't Hurt Me At All.
Brandon G: I Knew You Can Do It.
Yoyo: Yeah. But In All Seriousness, Can't You At Least Make Me Challenge My Actual Fear You Fuck Face?!
Brandon G: (Slap Yoyo) Watch Your Profanity!
(Lifty And Shifty's Phobia Challenge)
Lifty: Don't Tell Me That We Have To Be Chased By The Police.
Shifty: Yeah.
Brandon G: Too Bad Fellas. You Should Have Kept Your Mouth Shut In The Confession Room.
(The Police Came. Lifty And Shifty Were Running For Their Lives With Xavier And Ryan Dolbear In Hot Pursuit)
Brandon G: Those Two Will Never Learn.
(Skaggles Phobia Challenge)
(Brandon And Skaggles Appear In A Empty Room)
Skaggles: So You're Telling Me I Have To Stay A Whole Day Inside Of A Dark And Empty Room With No Windows At All?
Brandon G: Yes Of Course, That Is Your Biggest Fear, Unless Your Biggest Fear Is Telling Chestnut That You Love Her.
(Brandon Closes The Door And Skaggles Instantly Screams)
Brandon G: Knew That Would Happen.
(Pierce's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Are You Ready Pierce?
Pierce: (Sticks Nails In His Back) THERE! Happy Now?!
Brandon G: Man, You're Good.
(Russell's Phobia Challenge)
Russell: (Swims For Dear Life) HELP! HELP! HELP ME!
Brandon G: You Said You Were Afraid Of Choppy Seas. Right? Tehe.
(Sniffles Phobia Challenge)
Sniffles: Excuse Me Sir, But I Am Not Sticking My Long Tongue In This Ant Hill. Because In My Calculations-
Brandon G: Save It For Later. Right now You Just Lost Your Team A Point Thanks To Your Noggin.
Sniffles: Those Damn Ants Are Sadists You Know This Right?
Brandon G: Whatever.
(Giggles Phobia Challenge)
Giggles: Can You Tell Me Again Why I Am Trapped In This Glass Box?
Brandon G: Find Out For Yourself.
(Brandon Presses The Button, And Millions Of Bugs Were Crawling In The Glass Box.
Giggles: HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!
Brandon G: HAHAHA! I Can Laugh At This All Day.
(Petunia's Phobia Challenge)
(Successfully Crosses A Dirty And Disgusting Bathroom)
Petunia: See, Told You I Had No OCD, In Fact (Looked Back At The Disgusting Filth And Jumps In And Rolls Around It Like A Wild Animal While Laughing Happily)
Brandon G: That's So Disgusting Of You Petunia, I Think I'm Going To Be Sick! (Tries To Hold In Vomit But Fails [Cuts Away Before He Threw Up])
(Flippy's And Krazy's Phobia Challenge)
Flippy: You Know Our Biggest Fear Is Not Really A Fear, Because Our Experience In Warfare, Right?
Brandon G: Oh Yeah, Both Of You Are Soldiers, You Both Just Got A Point Because Of That.
Krazy: What, No Battle For Us To Fight In? That's Lame As Hell. T_T
(Toothy's Phobia Challenge)
Toothy: Why Am I Wearing Pants?
Brandon G: HEY Austin! Give This Little Guy A Pain In The Ass.
Austin C: Yes Sir.
(Austin Gave Toothy A Wedgie)
Toothy: OWW OWW OWW!
Brandon G: Hang Tight Toothy.
(Mime's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Ready To Get Rid Of That Face Paint Mime?
Mime: (Shakes His Head That Meant "No")
Brandon G: Idiot.
(Snowers Phobia Challenge)
(Brandon Throws A Stuffed Giggles Doll Covered In Blood And Having It's Chest Ripped Open On The Ground)
Snowers: SWEETIE, NO!!!! WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO GET FUCKING DESTROYED!!!
Brandon G: Sammy Did It.
Sammy: What, Are You Fucking Blind?! Giggles Is Still…
(Snowers Jumps On Top Of Sammy And Violently Beats Him Up And Also Shocking Him With His Powers)
Sammy: Ow! What Is Wrong With You?! Stop It! Cut It Out, Man! I Don't Want This Torture! (Brandon Says His Line Here) Oh, What Is Happening?! Why Would You Do This?! I Can't Even Feel Myself Right Now!
Brandon G: Typical…
(Mole's Phobia Challenge)
Mole: My Glasses And Stick, Why Can't I See Without My Glasses And… (Falls Off A Cliff) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Brandon G: Do Blind People Really Have Blue Pac-man Shaped Eyes Instead Of The Normal Black Pac-man Shaped Eyes? Or Is It Just Me? I Think It's Just Me Because I Gave Him Those Colored Eyes.
(Ale's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Alright Ale, Time For Your…
(Ale Walks Up To Brandon With A Completely Destroyed Yumi Doll)
Brandon G: What?! Already?!
Ale: I Destroyed That Because I Wanted To Show That Person That I'm Not The One To Mess With.
(Yumi Was Watching That Transpired Behind The Bush)
Yumi: Shit, This Is Going To Be Harder Than I Thought, Because This Bitch Is More Of A Soldier Than A Typical Average Girl.
(Lammy's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Okay I Know You Don't Like Hurting People But…
Nutty: I Hate To Be The Guy Who Breaks Everyone's Challenge Boards, But A Week Ago, (Shows Flashback Of Lammy Punching, Nutty To Fix His Tooth) Lammy Actually Punched Me In The Face To Fix My Tooth Ache, So Does That Count For A Point?
Brandon G: Well I Guess That Technically Does...
Lammy: (Excited) I Get A Point For Absolutely Doing Nothing, Thanks Sweetie.
Nutty: Hey, It's Exactly What A Friend Does.
(Lumpy's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Let Me Guess, You're Too Stupid To Have A Fear.
Lumpy: DAH! What's Fear?
Brandon G: (Facepalms Hard) Why Did I Have To Sign This Stupid Idiot!
(Gillian's Phobia Challenge)
Gillian: So You Just Want Me To Walk Into The Bear Trap?
Brandon G: (Picks Up Bear Trap) No, That Would Be Too Easy, Instead Let Me Do This.
(Brandon Throws Trap At Gillian's Leg And It Slams Shut)
Gillian: GAH!!! MY LEG!!! THIS IS EXTREME TORTURE!!! WHO SIGNED YOU TO BE THE HOST OF THIS SHOW YOU DAMN SADIST!!!
Brandon G: (Laughs Hysterically) Man I'm So Good.
(Yoyo Stands Next To Brandon Pissed Off And Ready To Beat His Ass)
Brandon G: (Gulps) Mommy!
Yoyo: You Son Of A Bitch!
(Yoyo Beats Up Brandon In A Violent Fight Cloud Violently Using His Jackie Chan Moves)
(Sammy's Phobia Challenge)
Sammy: Like, Do I Have To Put All This Sticky Gel On My Fur?
Brandon G: You Said You Don't Like Sticky Stuff.
Sammy: Good Point. Here Goes Nothing. (Puts Gel On His Fur) UGH! Gross!
Brandon G: And Another Point For The Cats.
Sammy: Can I Go Now? I Need A Shower Badly.
Brandon G: Be My Guest.
(Disco Bear's Phobia Challenge)
Brandon G: Disco Bear, You Are The Last One To Do Your Phobia Challenge.
Disco Bear: Didn't I Say That I Don't Have Any Phobias?
Brandon G: Yeah, But We Can Tell By Your Expression.
Disco Bear: Wha-?
(We See A Flashback Of Disco Bear Knocking Down The Cookies Screaming)
Disco Bear: Aww Man. You Caught Me.
Brandon G: Yep. And Now You Have To Eat The Cookies In Order To Get Your Team A Point.
Disco Bear: Well, Okay I'll Do It. (Starts Eats The Cookies) Huh, These Are Even Half… (Starts To Choke On A Raisin)
Flaky: Hold On, I Got You (Start Performing The Heimlich Maneuver On Him)
Brandon G: So This Is The Reason Why No One Likes Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. Fitting.
(Flaky Manages To Get The Raisin Out Of His Throat By Squeezing Him, But Not Too Hard Like Splendid Did To Cheyenne In Life Begins Anew)
(Back At Camp)
Brandon G: Okay. I Have Tallied Up The Scores And All Of You Did A Fantastic Job.
Flaky: You Should All Thank Me For It. I Did The Work Conquering One Of My Fears Here.
Petunia: (Covered In Filth) But We All Did One Challenge For Each Of Us.
Flaky: But I Handled The Pressure Very Well, And… (Smells How Filthy Petunia Is) JESUS CHRIST, PETUNIA!! I'D LIKE TO DO BETTER WHEN YOU DID HAVE YOUR OCD!!! CAN YOU GO TAKE A SHOWER, PLEASE?!!!
Brandon G: As I Was Saying, The Winning Team Of The Fear Factor Challenge Is...
(All The Tree Friends Waited For The Results)
Brandon G: THE GUARDIAN ANGELS!
(The Guardian Angels Hugged And Cheered Before Petunia Hugs All Of Them Covering All Of Them In Filth)
Petunia: YEAH! We Win Again! Take that, Jerks!
Everyone Else On The Guardian Angels: PETUNIA, SHOWER, NOW!!!
Petunia: Man, You Guys Really Know How To Ruin My Fun!
Handy: Not Really… Speaking Of Which Petunia. Can You Meet Me In That Dirty Bathroom After All The Elimination Stuff Gets Over With.
Petunia: Um, Sure? I Mean, I Don't Know What You Actually Have Planned For In There.
Handy: You'll Find Out Soon Enough… (Note: Both Of Them Would Later Have Unprotected Sex In That Room But It's Not Seen Because I'm Trying To Keep This As Deviantart Appropriate As Possible)
Toothy: We Lost?
Sniffles: Again.
Brandon G: Yep. I Should Call You The Modern Florida Panthers, Because You Always Lose. HAHAHA! Anyways, See You Battle Cats "AKA" Losers At The Tribal Council Ceremony. (Leaves)
Cuddles: I Still Wish I Found My Slippers. (Looks Down)
Lifty: Ah Well. How About You Call It A Day And Me And Shifty Will Be At The Tribal Council Ceremony.
Shifty: Yeah. Cheer Up Buddy.
(Just then, Lifty And Shifty Accidentally Dropped Both Slippers On The Ground)
Cuddles: (Shocked) HEY! THOSE ARE MY SLIPPERS! SO YOU TWO ARE THE THIEF?!
Lifty: Uh, We Can Explain.
Ale (As Alice: Her Evil Alter Ego): So You Like Stealing Stuff, Huh? Well, I'm Going To Teach You A Lesson For Stealing Stuff From My Boyfriend.
(Alice Then Beats Up Both The Raccoon Twins In A Violent Fight Dust Cloud)
Nutty: Those Two Remind Me Of The Hamburglars When They Wear Those Costumes, And Didn't Ale Just Call You Her Boyfriend.
Cuddles: Hey, Take It Easy On Me! I'm Just A Guy Who Was A Former Father And Just Heard That His Wife And Kid Were Murdered! At Least Give Me Some Slack When It Comes For Me Getting A New Girlfriend, Since My Other Girlfriend Who Was My Wife Got Killed!
(Yoyo And Gillian's Video Diary)
Yoyo: We Did Overheard Ale's Comment About Cuddles, But Even Still, I Think We Should Vote Out Lifty And Shifty Because They're Both Thieves And They Don't Belong In The Show.
Gillian: Yeah, Definitely A No-brainer
(End Of Diary)
(Lifty And Shifty's Video Diary)
Shifty: (Gulp) Is Our Team Going To Take Us Out Lifty?
Lifty: They Won't Even Care Shifty. Trust Me.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Tribal Council Ceremony)
Brandon G: Guys, You All Know The Rules.
Toothy: For The Hundredth Time.
Brandon G: Shut up. Getting Started With The Ceremony, The First Vote Goes Out To… Oh We Got Similar Situation From Last Time, But It's Somehow Different, We Have Two Contestants Tied With Five Votes And Then One Contestant Who Has Two Votes Who Happens To Be Pierce, So He Is Safe
Pierce: About Goddamn Time!
Brandon G: Lifty And Shifty, One Of You Or Maybe Both Of You Will Be Killed Tonight.
Lifty: Are You Serious? I Don't Want To Lose My Partner Shifty.
Shifty: And Not Even My Partner Lifty!
Brandon G: Shut Up! Now The Contestants Who Have The Same Amount Of Votes At Five Are…
(Lifty And Shifty Hugged Each Other Tight)
Lifty: ...
Shifty: ...
Brandon G: SHIFTY AND LIFTY! Wow, That's Kind Of Ironic. Both Of You Get Eliminated At The Same Time. Fitting For Thieves Like You. So That Means That You Both Must Jump Off The 500 Foot Cliff.
Lifty: YAY!
Shifty: YAHOO!
Brandon G: Uh, I Said That You Both Have To Jump Off A Cliff. Aren't You Guys Afraid Of That?
Lifty: No! I'm Just Afraid That I Had To Lose My Partner.
Shifty: And We Are Not Afraid If We Jump Off The Cliff Together.
Brandon G: Whatever. Get Outta Here.
(Lifty And Shifty Headed To The 500 Foot Cliff)
Lifty: Are You Ready Buddy?
Shifty: Ready Pal.
(They Both Holded Hands And Jumped Off The Cliff. They Splattered In The Ground. They Are Now Dead)
Brandon G: What Weirdos They Are.
Giggles: Tell Me About It.
(Cuddles Video Diary)
Cuddles: When I Heard That Lifty And Shifty Were Both Killed That Night, I Could Have Been More Happier. I'm More Happier Than Getting A New Pair Of Slippers.
(End Of Diary)
Ale: Hey Cuddles. I Never Gotten To Talk To You Yet.
Cuddles: How Did You Know My Name? And What Is Yours?
Ale: Well, I Heard Your Name Everywhere. Especially Since You Said You Lost Your Wife And Child After They Got Murdered, And By The Way, My Name Is Ale.
Cuddles: Ale Huh? That's A Pretty Name. But, How Do You Know My Wife And Kid Were Murdered?
Ale: It's Because I Lost My Parents At The Age Of Four, It Was Because Of A Demonic Ritual That I Lost Them, Basically They Both Sold Their Soul To A Demon, And I Hate To Tell You This, But, That Demon Is Also My Evil Alter Ego, Alice.
Cuddles: Wait, I Thought Sniffles Already Got Rid Of Those.
Ale: Well, Mine Was Very Hard To Get Rid Of, In Fact It Was Kind Of Impossible. The Last Time Sniffles Tried To Get Rid Of My Evil Alter-ego, That Demon That Was My Alter-ego Killed Him, And Destroy This Machine In The Process.
Cuddles: Well That Sucks. Being The Only One With An Evil Alter Ego Must Suck Doesn't It?
Ale: Not Really, It Hasn't Been Prominent In The Past Couple Of Years. In Fact, It Calmed Itself Down Enough For Me To Not Be Severe. Only When I Get Extremely Angry Like I Did At Lifty And Shifty Earlier Today. In Fact, I Think It's Became Overprotective Of You Ever Since We Started This Competition And Ever Since It Heard About Your Tragic Past About Your Wife And Kid Dying.
Cuddles: Really?!
Ale: Yeah, No Matter How Angry I Get Or How Much I Might Kill Someone, I Would Never Kill You, Because, I Love You. (Ale Kisses Cuddles On The Cheek) Anyways, It's Past Midnight, We Should Probably Get To Sleep, So Good Night Cuddles.
(Ale Turns The Light Off And Everyone Goes To Sleep Except Cuddles)
Cuddles: (Thinking To Himself) Woah, She Really Does Love Me?
(End Of Episode With A Cut To Black)
Post Episode Confession (Brandon's Biggest Fear):
(Brandon G's Video Diary)
Brandon G: It's Not Often That I Do A Confessional In The Confessional Can, Considering This Was Only Meant For Contestants Not Host Or Backstage Personal, But, I Fear That Someone Is On This Island That Is Not Supposed To Be On Here, And I Also Fear That That One Person Might Kill One Of Our Contestants In Order To Grab A Contestant Of Her Certain Need, And Notice I Said Her, I Don't Think This Is A Boy We're Talking About. In Fact, I Recognized Her Voice From Somewhere, And She Sounds Awfully Like A Certain Yandere Who Kidnapped Me And Killed My Wife Cheyenne Miller An Awfully Long While Ago, And Kidnapped Flippy And Killed Giggles A Long Long Time Ago, Luckily Cheyenne Miller And Giggles Were Revived So We Don't Have To Worry About That Anymore. But I'm Worried That She Might Be Going After A Certain Yellow Rabbit And A Certain Gray Wolf Considering They're Going To Be The Main Relationship Of This Story. I Just Fear That This Season Of Survivor Might Turn Into A Complete Gore Fest, Thanks To The Certain Figure… I Just Hope That Cuddles And Ale Could Survive This Season So They Can Continue To Have Their Relationship Elsewhere Without The Threat Of A Certain Red Panda Ruining It. This Season Of Survivor Is Literally Going To Be Literally Survivor, As In People Are Going To Get Killed Off By A Certain Red Panda Yandere Until There's One Left And That One Is Going To Be Kept To That Certain Someone Forever. I'm Just Hoping It Doesn't Come Down That...
(End Of Diary)
(End Of Episode For Real)
This Episode Involves The Contestants Facing Their Biggest Fears, And Having A Scene Finally Cementing The Relationship Between Ale And Cuddles, Also Brandon Revealing The Biggest Fear Of A Certain Red Panda Trying To Have Cuddles For Herself And Killing Everyone To Get To That. Stay Tuned Next Week For The Next Episode Of Happy Tree Friends: Survivor. Also Handy Petunia Get Down And Dirty And They Filthy Bathroom (Note: Something Might Come Out Of That, But It's Unsure Right Now Because I'm Trying To Keep This Deviantart Appropriate As Possible Will Have HTF Survivor Side Stories That Will Involve Mostly Relationships And Themes Of Love And Sex Because That Was Meant To Be More Mature For That Website Considering How Much Content Of That Is On There, And That Will Start Tomorrow Tuesday August 9th 2021])
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Elimination Votes:
Lifty: 5 (Sammy, Yoyo, Toothy, Russell, Cuddles)
Shifty: 5 (Gillian, Sniffles, Pierce, Ale, Mole)
Pierce: 2 (Lifty Shifty)
Final Score:
Guardian Angels: 10 (Nutty, Flaky (Actually Conquers One Of Her Many Fears), Handy (Got A Point Due To His Handicap), Petunia (Got A Point In The Most Disgusting Way Possible), Flippy, Krazy (Flippy Krazy Got A Point Because They're Both Soldiers And Their Fear Wasn't Even A Fear), Snowers (Was More Angry Than Fearful), Lammy (Thanks To Nutty), Lumpy (Was Too Stupid To Realize Whar Fear Is), Disco Bear)
Battle Cats: 7 (Cuddles (Got A Point For His Slippers Being Stolen And He Didn't Have Them On Him), Yoyo (His Fear Was Seen Her Girlfriend Get Her, Not Actually Yelling Out The N-word), Pierce, Toothy, Ale (Did That Just To Send A Message Out to Yumi), Gillian (I Gave Her A Point Because Yoyo Beat Me Up, And Just Because I Felt Sorry For Her), Sammy)
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