WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Last Time On Happy Tree Friends: Survivor, Cuddles Whined And Cried Because He Lost His Slippers, And Everyone Came To The Confession Room And They All Talked About Their Biggest Fears. At The Challenge, The Guardian Angels Did A Way Better Job To Conquer Their Fears More Than The Battle Cats. Lifty And Shifty Dropped Cuddles Slippers And They Both Got Killed And Beaten Up By Ale For Their Punishment. Also The Relationship Between Cuddles And Ale Was Cemented, After Cuddles Learns That Ale's Evil Alter Ego Is Only There To Protect Him. Also Petunia And Handy Got A Little Frisky In A Dirty Bathroom As Well, But That Was Not Seen. Who Will Be Killed Next? Find Out Tonight When Episode 5 Of HTF Survivor starts Right Now!
(Survivor Intro Theme From Season 1 Plays)
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, And Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, And Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, And Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(Fades Up To The Guardian Angels' Cabin)
Graphic: Day 7
Petunia: Ugh, God I Feel Awful Today!
Handy: Tunia, Baby, What's Wrong?
Petunia: I Just Feel, Like I'm Not Me Today, Does This Place Have A Bathroom, I Need To Do Something Just To Make Sure I'm Not What I Think I Am.
Skaggles: Yeah, It's In The Back. Luckily, Brandon Supplied Us With Medical Equipment And A Certain Test To Determine If Girls Are That P Word Or Not. In Fact, That Test Is In The Bottom Cabinet
Petunia: Thanks.
(Petunia's Video Diary)
Petunia: So When I Woke Up This Morning, I Felt God Awful, And I Thought I Was That P Word Skaggles Mentioned. So, I Went In The Bathroom To Test Myself Just To Make Sure I'm Not What I Think I Was.
(End Of Diary)
(Cut To Cabin Bathroom)
Nutty: What's Going On With Petunia, Handy?
Handy: I Don't Know, But I Believe Something Happened When We Were In That Dirty Bathroom The Other Night…
(Petunia Comes Out The Bathroom With The Test)
Handy: So, What's The Result?
Petunia: Well, I Don't Know How To Say This, But…
Handy: Come On, Tunia. I'm Mean, I Did Once Said, "If Something Is Bothering You... Emotion-Wise, I Mean, I Want You To Tell Me." So, What Is It That You Want To…
Petunia: I'm Pregnant…
Everyone Except Handy On The Guardian Angels: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
Handy: (Faints)
Snowers: Well, That Was Unexpected… I Wonder How Josh Would Feel About This… If He Was Here To Hear This…
(Fades To Battle Cats Cabin)
Yoyo: Man, I'm Bored.
Russell: Yar, Me To Matey! There's Nothing To Do Here At Me Camp Anyways.
(Russell's Video Diary)
Russell: Yargh! We Have Another Boring Day At Camp. All I Do There Is Sit At The Pier And Watch Me Birds Fly In The Sky.
(End Of Diary)
Yoyo: If Only I Had My Fried Chicken.
Sniffles: (Interrupted) Excuse Me Yoyo, But You Drop This Chicken On The For.
Yoyo: What The Hell?! Gimme Back My Fried Chicken! (Snatches His Chicken From Sniffles)
Sniffles: (Frightened) Uh, I'm Sorry Yoyo. I Was Just Going To Give It Back To You.
(Sniffles Video Diary)
Sniffles: I Don't Know What Yoyo's Problem Is. But He's Tough, And Might His Strength Might Help Us Win Contests.
(End Of Diary)
Sniffles: Yoyo, I Don't Want Any Trouble. Okay?
Yoyo: Really? Well Thanks For Doing A Deed, But I'm Busy At The Moment.
Sniffles: That's Alright. I Have To Do My Homework. See Yah
Russell: Argh! Are You Friends With That Nerd?
Yoyo: What?! Hell No! I Ain't Friends With That Geek. Considering He's In A Alliance With That Jackass Pierce
Pierce: Yeah Sniffles, Don't You Do That Ever Again!
Sniffles: Sorry...
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: I Don't Want That Shit Brain To Touch My Chicken Again. But To Tell You The Truth, Sniffles Might Be A Reliable Teammate And Might Help Us Toward The Merger
(End Of Diary)
(At The Other Cabin… Again...)
Nutty: Hey Mime, I Never Gotten A Chance To Talk To You Yet.
Mime: (Smiles)
Skaggles: Yeah, Me Too.
Lammy: Me Three.
Mime: (Worried)
(Mime's Video Diary)
Mime: (Shrugs)
(End Of Diary)
Lammy: Mime, Can You Even Talk?
Mime: (Shakes His Head)
Nutty: What A Bummer.
Skaggles: There Must Be Some Way To Make Him Talk.
(Skaggles' Video Diary)
Skaggles: So Mime Can't Talk? Well I Can Do Whatever It Takes To Make Him.
(End Of Diary)
(Lammy's Video Diary)
Lammy: Skaggles Decided To Give Mime Some Thrusts, But It Didn't Work.
(End Of Diary)
Lammy: This Stinks!
Nutty: Yeah!
Mime: (Leaves)
Nutty: WAIT! Where Are You Going?! (Leaves As Well)
Lammy: I Think We Might As Well Live With It.
Skaggles: I Agree With You.
(At The Cafe)
Giggles: Congratulations On The Pregnancy Petunia, But In All Seriousness, I Really Like You.
Petunia: You Really Think So? I Thought You Like Snowers.
Giggles: I Do. But You're Like A Sister To Me.
Petunia: (Shocked Frustrated) Seriously, You Are My Sister-in-law, I Was Your Brother's Love Interest Before I Got Back With Handy!
Giggles: Oh, Yeah, I Forgot
(At Giggles House)
Jerry (Josh's Dad): Hey Honey, You Know Petunia Is Our Daughter's Sister-In-Law?
Mary (Giggles' Mom): Yeah, I Know! She Was Our Son Josh's Ex-Wife!
Jerry (Josh's Dad): Oh Yeah, That Was A No-Brainer. Anyways, how About You Make Me Some Pizza?
Mary (Giggles' Mom): Get It Yourself!
(At Petunia's House [AKA The Moon Residents])
Larry (Petunia's Dad): Hey Honey, I Just Got A Call From The MMB Studio's, And Guess What… Our Daughter's Pregnant Again!
Chrys (Petunia's Mom): (OCD Triggers) WHAT, HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE GET PREGNANT AGAIN, AND WHO IS SHE PREGNANT WITH?!
Larry (Petunia's Dad): Uh, Will You Be Shocked If I Tell You It's With Handy?
Chrys (Petunia's Mom): (OCD De-Triggers) Oh, Well At Least It Wasn't With Josh Again, I Can Hardly Stand Him His Mentally Incapable Dad…
Larry (Petunia's Dad): Why Do You Have A Grudge With Josh And His Dad. You Know Josh's Sister Is Tunia's Sister-In-Law, Do You?
Chrys (Petunia's Mom): It's More That I Hate His Dad Than Him. I Actually Think He's Cute, And I Felt Sorry For Him When He Got Critically Injured In The First Episode.
Larry (Petunia's Dad): Anyways, How About You Make Me Some Tacos.
Chrys (Petunia's Mom): You Have Hands, Make Them Yourself. I Have To Go To The Hospital To Do Medical Work And Check Up On Josh.
(Back At The Cafe)
Brandon G: (Busted In) Hey, Hey Contestants
Sammy: Lemme Guess. Another Challenge.
Brandon G: This Is Not Only A Challenge, It Is Also A Talent Show Contest!
Russell: YARGH! I Like To Do Me Talents.
Brandon G: Not Yet Russell, I Have An Event You Need To Watch First, And One Of Your Teams Might Get A New Member. Follow Me
(At The Campground With The 12 Contestants From Episode 4.5)
Brandon G: Congratulations, Contestants For Making It This Far! You Are The Final Twenty Four. However, In The Previous Episode, There Were Twelve Contestants That Were Excluded And One Of Them Will Have A Chance To Join The Game. Welcome To The Show, Newbies! Now Let's Get To It!
Brandon G: We're Going To Have A Challenge To Decide Who Will Join The Game. It's A Paint Gun Contest. You All Get Paint Guns. If You Get Shot, You Are Eliminated. The Last Contestant Standing Wins A Spot On The Guardian Angels, Because They Won The Last Contest, And He Or She Gets To Join The Game. Go!
Tricksy: You're All Going Down
(Tricksy Shoots Squabbles)
Squabbles: Hey That's Not Fair!
(Squabbles Body Explodes, Leaving His Hands And Feet Behind, He Is Now Dead)
Brandon G: Oh Yeah, The Paint I Bought Was Made In A Explosives Factory! Sorry, Squabbles! But You're Were The Unlucky One
Tricksy: You're Next, Glassface
Culu: Oh No! Nicky! Shield Me From This Torture
(Culu Holds Up Nicky, And Both Get Shot)
Culu: Noooooooooo!
Tricksy: Mwahahahahaha!
Mai: Tricksy, You Are Such A Sadist For Doing This.
(Tricksy Punches Mai)
Mai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
(Mai Bumps Into Averst, Both Get Shot Both Of Them Explode, Leaving Their Hands And Feet Behind, Their Are Now Dead)
Brandon G: Man, Tricksy Is Really Determined To Out Beat Pranky! So, Tricksy, Winter, Stacy, Lenny, Crafty, Sammir Baumey Are Still In.
Tricksy: You're Going Down Stace!
Stacy: Josh Help Me!
(Stacy Gets Shot)
Lenny: He's Just So...
Winter: Weird?
(Lenny Gets Shot And Explodes, Leaving His Hands And Feet Behind, He Is Now Dead)
Brandon G: No Amount Of Simpsons References Can Save You Lenny, You Are Now Dead! Now It's Down To Tricksy, Winter, Baumey, Crafty Sammir.
Crafty: Hey, Trickster! How About We Form An Alliance?
Tricksy: Alliance? How Dare You Mock Me Like That!
(Tricksy Shoots Crafty)
Winter: Hey, That Was Mean! I Think You Need A Taste Of Your Own Medicine!
(Winter Shoots, But Tricksy Dodges And Shoots Baumey Instead)
Brandon G: And Down Goes Baumey!
Winter: Oh, Shit I'm Screwed
Tricksy: Sucks To Be You!
(Tricksy Shoots)
Winter: Huh?
(The Paint Explodes Behind Winter As Sammir Was Shot, He Is Now Dead)
Tricksy: Grr!
(Tricksy Shoots Again, But Winter Dodges And She Starts Running)
Winter: Ha!
Tricksy: ARRGGH!
(Tricksy Shoots Multiple Times, And Winter Dodges All Of Them While Running, Before She Trips On A Rock)
Winter: Aaaah! No!
(Tricksy Badassly Walks Slowly Towards His Victim)
Tricksy: Well, I Think It's The End For You
Winter: Stay Back, I'm Warning You!
Tricksy: Sorry, But Your Winter Just Got Abruptly End…
(Just Then, Winter Uses Her Ice Powers To Freeze Tricksy, And Then Shoots The Frozen Tricksy And He Explodes. He Is Now Dead)
Winter: I Tried To Warn Him…
Brandon G: Well, I Guess That Does That. So The Ice Princess Winter Wins, And As A Reward, You Get To Join The Guardian Angels And You Get Immunity From Elimination When The Next Time The Guardian Angels Are Up For Elimination. Also, Starting Now, The Contestant On The Team Up For Elimination Who Performs The Best In Future Contests, Including This One, Will Win Immunity, Meaning No One Can Vote For Them.
Snowers: Well, That Was Also Unexpected. My Former GF Joined My Team.
Giggles: You Forget You Have Me As A GF.
Snowers: Yeah, But I'm Sure Someone Else Might Have Her As Their GF
(Scene Pans To Skaggles And Handy, As Skaggles Is Nervously Sweating A Bit)
Handy: Hey Skaggs, What's Wrong?
Skaggles: You See That Girl In The Black Coat? I Think I Might Have A Crush On Her, Even More Of A Crush Than Chestnut.
Handy: Then Why Don't You Tell That To Her (Shoves Skaggles Toward Winter), I Have Business To Take Care Of With The Host…
Skaggles: Gah, Dude! Next Time Pick On Someone Who Doesn't Have A Crush On Winter
Winter: Wait, Did You Just Say You Have A Crush On Me?
Skaggles: (Thinks) Oh, Shit! Why Did I Just Say That?! Quick Skaggles, Think Of Something To Prove It! This Is You're One Shot, Please Don't Blow It Me…
Skaggles: Yeah, What I Said Is Actually True. I Do Actually Have A Crush On You, And The Name Skaggles By The Way. It's Fine If You Admit You Don't Have A Crush On Me, I Have Enough Of A Lonely Life To Live With. I Lost My House In A Fire, And That Made Me Have To Live In My Truck, Because I Have A Dead End Job That Hardly Pays Me. So Yeah, My Life's Pretty Much A Wreck…
Winter: Aw, Don't Look Down On Yourself. I Actually Do Have A Crush On You.
Skaggles: Wait, What!
Winter: Yeah, After Hearing How Bad Your Life Is, I Could Help To Feel Sorry For You. In Fact, I Would Like To Help You To Get A New House And A Better Job.
Skaggles: Really?
Winter: Yeah, But Not Right Now, We Have A Game To Get To..
(Pans Over To Handy Talking To Brandon About Petunia Recent Announcement)
Brandon G: So According To My Book Of Mammalian Gestation Durations, A Skunks Pregnancy Lasts Usually An Average Of 65 Days. So Her Due Date Would Be 9 Days After This Contest Ends, And If Petunia Happens To End Up Being The Next To Die, Which I Think Won't Happen For A Long While, And When She's Revived For The Next Episode After That, She Will Still Continue Her Pregnancy From The Point She Was Killed.
Winter: Ahem!
Brandon G: Huh? (Brandon Looks At Winter Who Is Frustrated About Not Getting To The Next Contest) Oh, Right, The Contest! (Throws Book Away And Hits A Cat) Anyways, As I Stated Before, The Next Contest Is A Talent Contest. So, Everyone, Follow Me!
(At The AGT Like Stage)
Brandon G: So Our Fabulous Yet Slow As Ass Stage Builder Crew Designed This Stage To Be Like The America's Got Talent Stage. So, What Do You Guys Think?
Lumpy: DAH! Looks More Like A Playground.
Brandon G: Anyways, Here Are The Rules Of The Talent Contest. Only 3 People From Each Team Will Perform A Talent He Or She Is Good At. The Judges Will Tally The Scores, And The Team With The Highest Scores Win. The Judges Will Be Me And Austin Carlson My Wife Cheyenne Miller.
Austin C: Better Impress Me Maggots, Or Its Sloppy Joe Time Tomorrow.
Nutty: YUCK!
Cheyenne M: (Whispers In Brandon's Ear) Uh, A Certain Someone Who Eliminated Themselves Wants To Rejoin The Game, And I Think You Know Who That Is...
Brandon G: Oh Yeah I Forgot. Guardian Angels, I Have A Surprise For You. Along With You Gaining Winter, A Contestant Who Momentary Eliminated Himself Is Coming Back!
Flaky: BACK?!
Brandon G: Yep. And Here He Is Now. COME ON OUT!
Pop: (Shows Up)
Giggles: YAY! POPS BACK!
Flippy: WHAT? No Way!
Pop: Hey Kids. I'm Back.
(Pop's Video Diary)
Pop: I'm Back Again. And I Am Ready To Rumble.
(End Of Diary)
Krazy: Well, About Time You Showed Up. Why Are You All Sad? Did Your Son Get Killed Again?
Pop: (Sigh) No. It's Just That I Have A Grandchild On The Way.
Giggles: Wait, Grandchild? What Are You Talking About
Brandon G: Well, Remember That Phone Call Me Pop Got About A Certain Emergency Pop Had To Tend To? Well, It Turns Out That HTF Logic Strikes Again, As My Youngest Daughter Lily Is Currently Pregnant With Cub, And According To The Book Of Animal Maturity Rates, Female Bears Mature Around Age 5. But Enough Wasting Time. We Need To Start The Talent Show. I Will Wait Right Here Until You All Make Your Decision On Who To Qualify.
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: I Don't Do Talent Shows. I Have A Lot Of Talents That I Can't Show My Friends.
(End Of Diary)
(Cuddles' video diary)
Cuddles: I'm Up For The Talent Show, So My Friends Signed Me Up. And Trust Me, I Have A Talent That Nobody Will Expect.
(End Of Diary)
(Back At The Cabins)
Gillian: Okay. So Far, We Have Yoyo And Sniffles Joining In The Talent Contest. Who Do We Need Now?
Cuddles: Can I Join In?
Gillian: As Long As You Tell Me Your Talent.
Cuddles: Well, I Can Play Guitar
Gillian: WHAT? YOU PLAY GUITAR?!
Cuddles: Yeah, I Brought The Awesome Guitar To Prove It
Ale: I Think He's Going To Make The Talent Show Big. Sign Her Up Gillian.
Gillian: Okay Fine. But It Has Better Be Good Though.
Cuddles: Don't Worry, You Will Not Be Disappointed
(At The Other Cabin)
Handy: Okay. So Far We Have Mime And Winter Joining In The Talent Contest. Who Do We Need Now?
Flaky: Can I Join?
Handy: As Long As You Tell Me Your Talent.
Flaky: I Can Sing.
Handy: I Don't Think You're Really Good At Singing.
Flaky: But I Sing Very Well. I Can Sing A Song That Will Touch Your Guys Heart.
Disco Bear: Yo Dog. Give Flaky A Chance.
Handy: Okay Fine. But You Better Be Good.
Flaky: I Promise.
(Back At The Stage)
Brandon G: Welcome To The Talent Show. We Will Start With The Battle Cats Talents. Let's Start Off With Yoyo.
Yoyo: (Went Up On Stage In A Karate Outfit)
Brandon G: Showing Of You Karate Skills Again?
Yoyo: Yep, Watch This..
(Does A Routine Similar To A Group Of Martial Arts Acrobats In The World's Best, But Doing It Solo, Impressing The Audience)
(Ends With A Bow To The Audience)
Brandon G: That Was Impressive For You To Replicate A Routine Done By Multiple Martial Artists From The World's Best Single Handly, Next Up We Have Sniffles.
Sniffles: (Went Up On Stage) Greetings Ladies And Gentleman. I Would Like To Demonstrate To You This Science Project.
Pierce: BORING!
Sniffles: Be Quiet, Alliance Member. Anyways, I Will Now Mix These Chemicals Together And-
(Just Then, The Project Blew Up And Sniffles Face Was Covered In Ashes)
Nutty: (Applaud) Yay! Yay!
Sniffles: Well, At Least There Is A Friend Supporting Me, On The Other Team... (Leaves The Stage)
Brandon G: What A Weird Act. Now Finally, The Last Person Performing For The Battle Cats Is Cuddles.
(Cuddles Goes On Stage With A Guitar)
Brandon G: Cuddles, You Have A Guitar?
Cuddles: Yeah I Do, And For You I Am Going To Play A Song On This Guitar, Here We Go.
(Plays The Instrumentals To Big Rich's Radio, Until He Strums A String To Hard, It Breaks And Slices His Left Eye In Half)
Cuddles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Judges Crowd Gasp)
Brandon G: Oh Dear God, It's In A Jam All Over Again!
Cheyenne M: Someone Call A Doctor!
Cuddles: God, I Knew This Was Going To Happen To Me Again!
Ale: (Sighs) You Can't Always Not Get Hurt, Can You?
(Ale's Video Diary)
Ale: After I Saw Cuddles' Gruesome Eye Injury, I Rushed Him To The Medical Center At This Place, And The Doctor Recommended An Eye Patch For The Injury. But After The Bleeding Stops, Because They Removed The Eye, Or What's Left Of It, And Bandaged It Up Until The Bleeding Stops. So Yeah, Now I Have A Boyfriend That, Not Only That He Lost His Wife And Kid, And Who I Protect On A Daily Basis. But Now He's Half Blind. HTF Gods, Please Don't Hurt My Boyfriend Anymore, Pretty Please…
(End Of Diary)
Brandon G: Thank God That Wasn't Me.
Cheyenne M: Yeah, You Have Enough Of Having One Eye To Deal With.
Brandon G: Anyways, The Guardian Angel Team Is Next And Mime Is The First One Up For That Team!
Mime: (Went Up On Stage)
Brandon G: So What Will Your Talent Be Today Mime?
Mime: (Went Up On His Unicycle And Juggled A Bowling Pin, A Cactus And An Anvil)
(All The Tree Friends Were Laughing And Applauding)
Mime: (Bows And Leaves)
Brandon G: Hahaha! Now That's What I Call A Talent. The Next Talent Will Be From Winter.
Winter: (Walks Up On The Stage) Hello Everyone, Today I Will Make An Ice Sculpture Of A Person I Want To Make Amends To.
Brandon G: Okay…
(Winter Uses Her Ice Powers To Make A Sculpture Of Snowers, Her Former BF)
(Crowd Cheered As Snowers Is In Shock)
Snowers: What, Winter? You Did This For Me?
Winter: Yeah, I Did It As An Apology For Breaking Your Heart, And A Momento For Your Future With Giggles. I Hope You Like It…
Snowers: Like It? I Love It, And I Except Your Apology. Have Fun With Skaggles.
Winter: Tehe, Thanks!
Brandon G: Well, You Don't See That Everyday. An Ice Sculpture Apology Note Statue Of Snowers. Anyways, Last Up Is Flaky.
(Handy's Video Diary)
Handy: I Promised Flaky Not To Screw This Up. (Prays) Dear God, Please Don't Let Flaky Act Bad On Stage.
(End Of Diary)
Flaky: (Went Up On Stage) Thank You Guys.
Brandon G: Get To The Point.
Flaky: Well, I Will Be Singing My Favorite Song. It's Called "My Last Breath" From Evanescence. Lights Please!
(The Lights Turned Of And The Spotlight Went On Flaky)
Flaky: Music Please.
(The Evanescence Song Starts Playing Flaky Starts Singing)
Hold On To Me, Love
You Know I Can't Stay Long
All I Wanted To Say Was, "I Love You And I'm Not Afraid."
Can You Hear Me?
Can You Feel Me In Your Arms?
Holding My Last Breath
Safe Inside Myself
Are All My Thoughts Of You
Sweet Raptured Light It Ends Here Tonight
I'll Miss The Winter
A World Of Fragile Things
Look For Me In The White Forest
Hiding In A Hollow Tree (Come Find Me)
I Know You Hear Me
I Can Taste It In Your Tears
Holding My Last Breath
Safe Inside Myself
Are All My Thoughts Of You
Sweet Raptured Light It Ends Here Tonight
Closing Your Eyes To Disappear,
You Pray Your Dreams Will Leave You Here;
But Still You Wake And Know The Truth,
No One's There...
Say Goodnight,
Don't Be Afraid,
Calling Me, Calling Me As You Fade To Black.
(Say Goodnight) Holding My Last Breath
(Don't Be Afraid) Safe Inside Myself
(Calling Me, Calling Me) Are All My Thoughts Of You?
Sweet Raptured Light, It Ends Here Tonight
(Once Flaky Has Stopped Singing, All The Tree Friends Burst Into Tears Of Joy Due To Flaky's Beautiful Voice. Even Brandon And The Austin Cried As Well)
Brandon G: (Sniff) Flaky! Where Did You Get That Voice From?
Flaky: My Heart.
Austin C: (Cries) Madam, You Have Just Made Drop Water Through My Eyes. You Get Pancakes For Breakfast.
Disco Bear: THAT'S MY GIRL!
Flaky: Stop It. You're Making Me Blush.
Brandon G: (Still Crying) Contestants, We Have Tallied Up The Scores And We Have A Winner.
Handy: Tarnation!
Brandon G: The Winning Team Is...
Brandon G: THE GUARDIAN ANGELS!
(The Guardian Angels hugged and cheered)
Snowers: Yes! We Did It Again
Handy: Thanks For Making Us Win Flaky.
Flaky: It's Not A Big Deal.
Brandon G: And For You, Battle Cats, You Have Won Another Free Vacation To The Tribal Council Ceremony. See ya, Oh And Cuddles Win Immunity Because Of His Injury.
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: This Is Not Good, My Team Lost Again And I Might Be The Next One Out. I Have To Do Something About This.
(End Of Diary)
(Back At The Cabins)
Pierce: Hey Guys?
Sammy: What?
Pierce: Isn't There A Chance That You Can Send Home Mole
Yoyo: Why? He Didn't Do Nothing Wrong
Pierce: But He's Not Good At Challenges. Plus, He's Blind.
Sammy: True, True
(Sammy's Video Diary)
Sammy: Like, Pierce Is Telling Us To Send Home Mole Instead Of Him. I'm Hip To That. And Plus, Pierce Might Be Helpful In The Future.
(End Of Diary)
Yoyo: Yo Like, What's In It For Us?
Pierce: I'll Give Each Of You Guys 500 Dollars.
(Money Signs Appear From Yoyo's And Sammy's Eyes)
Sammy: (Excited) It's A Deal.
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: I Am Hoping This Works. If Not, I Will Commit Suicide By Gutting My Self Like A Fish.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Campfire)
Brandon G: Contestants, Thank You For Casting Your Votes.
Toothy: Just Get To The Point. I Know I'm Safe.
Brandon G: Alright The First Vote Goes Out To.. Wait A Minute.. WAIT A MINUTE! ALL OF THESE VOTES ARE TO MOLE! Well, Except There's Only One Vote For Russell. But Still, That's A First. I've Never Seen A Whole Team Vote Out A Contestant, But This Is A Series Of First. So Yeah, Mole's Out.
Mole: Well, My Run Ends Here. Don't Even Bother Throwing Me, I'll Do It Myself.
(Mole jumps Off The Cliff And Falled On The Ground. He Thought He Was Dead, But He Quickly Got Back Up)
Mole: What The- Did I Just Survive? I Thought This Fall Would Kill Me, But It Didn't. Well, I'm Gonna Go Now So No One Knows That I…
(Just Then, Mole Gets Squashed By A Huge Boulder)
(Pop's Video Diary)
Pop: I Am Happy To Be Back. But Now That I'm Back Here, I Must Tell A Person A Deep Secret.
(End Of Diary)
Giggles: I Hope That Josh Is Ok
Snowers: I'm Sure He's Fine
Pop: Uh, Giggles. There Is Something I Need To Tell You
Giggles: Can We Talk Privately? All These People Around Me Are Giving Me Ants In My Pants.
Flippy: Allow Me Pops (Screams Like A Soldier) Everyone! Back In Your Cabins Now!
(Everyone Hold Their Ears And Runned To Their Cabins)
Flippy: Is That Better Now?
Giggles: Yeah.
Flippy: Go Ahead And Tell Giggles What You Want To Say To Her, I'll Be Back In The Cabin
Pop: Thanks Flippy. Anyways Giggles, I Have To Tell You A Secret.
Giggles: About What?
Pop: Well, While The Time That I Was Away, I Was Doing Something Both My Wife Luna Your Dad Jerry Doesn't Know About, And I Don't Want To Make You Upset, But…
Giggles: What Is It?
Pop: Well, Er, Um… (Sighs) I Was Having An Affair With Your Mom.
Giggles: WHAT! WHY?!
Pop: I Don't Know, But Promise Me Not Tell Your Dad About This. Otherwise, You Might Not See Josh Again…
Giggles: I Promise...
(Hold On, This Isn't The End Of Episode Yet, Because After The Credits, We Fade Into The Hospital And Josh Covered In Bandages)
Petunia (Voice To Ear): Well, I Don't Know How To Say This, But... I'm Pregnant…
(Josh's Eyes Open In Shock And Turn To Angry Eyes As Yellow Cracks Begin To Show On His Body Cast, And Before He Breaks Free, It Cuts To Black)
Josh: I Will Do Whatever It Takes, Even If It Kills Me, To Keep "Their" Future Safe!
(Fade Back Up To A Picture Of Karen Kolb, Kelly Wenthe's Mother)
Graphic: In Memorial Of Karen Kolb, Kelly Wenthe's Mother 1960-2021
(End Of Episode)
This Episode Involves A Talent Contest And The Reveal Of Petunia Handy's Future As Well As A Contest With The Twelve Contestants From Episode 4.5 Competing For A Spot On The Show, As Well As Pop's Return And A Look Into The Next Episode As Josh Will Return Sooner Than Expected After Echo's Of Petunia Words Of "I'm Pregnant" Causes All Of His Critical Injuries To Be Turned Into His Newfound Determination To Keep His Ex-Wife Boyfriend Safe From Harm. Josh Will Turn From A Artist Who Was Almost Killed In The First Episode, To A Badass Guardian Angel For Both Tunia Handy. But That Will Be For The Next Episode On August 30th.
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Winter (The Ice Princess)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Elimination Votes:
Mole: 9 (Sammy, Yoyo, Gillian, Ale, Cuddles, Pierce, Russell, Toothy, Sniffles)
Russell: 1 (Mole)
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