WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Before We Get Started With This Episode, Let Me Give You A Little Warning. This Episode You Are About To See Will Be Kinda Funny, But Very Touching And Disturbing. You Will Cry Through This Whole Story. So If You Can't Handle Sad Stuff, DON'T READ THIS!
Jared G: But We Really Want You To
Brandon G: Jared, Get Out Of Here!!
Jared G: Sorry.
(Episode Begins For Real Here)
Brandon G: Last Time On Happy Tree Friends: Survivor, Sniffles Had A New Friend In Yoyo, Despite Both Sniffles And Pierce Being In An Alliance, Lammy Tried To Make Mime Talk, And Petunia Found Out That She Was Pregnant With Handy, And She Told Giggles That They Were Sisters-in-law Because Of Petunia's Prior Relationship With Josh. At The Challenge, All Of The Talents Went Great, But Flaky Singing With A Beautiful Voice Was Enough To Give Her Team The Win. At the campfire, Pierce Wanted Everyone To Vote Out Mole, And They Granted His Wish, And We Said Goodbye To One Of The Oddest Contestants To Be On The Show, And He Even Said That He Would Get Eye Surgery To Not Make Him Blind If He Won, Which He Didn't. Also, Winter Joined The Game And Started A Relationship With Skaggles. Who Will Be Killed Next? Find Out Tonight When The Search Begins Again, As Episode 6 Of HTF Survivor Starts, Right Now!!
(New Theme: NF The Search Plays)
Graphic: What Do You Get…
Graphic: ...When You Mix A Gorey Series From 1999…
Graphic: ...A CBS Reality Show From 2000…
Graphic: …And The Phenom In Animation Since 2010?
Graphic: You Get The Next Generation Of Life-changing Moments.
Lyrics: Oh, Ain't That Somethin'?
Drums Came In, You Ain't See That Comin'
Hands On My Head, Can't Tell Me Nothin'
Got A Taste Of The Fame, Had To Pump My Stomach
Throw It Back Up Like I Don't Want It
Wipe My Face, Clean Up My Vomit
OCD, Tryna Push My Buttons
I Said Don't Touch It, Now Y'all Done It.
I Am Developin', Take A Look At The Benefits
Nothin' To Meddle With, I Can Never Be Delicate
Am I Even Relevant? That Depends How You Measure It
Take A Measurement, Then Bag It Up And Give Me The Evidence
Pretty Evident, Dependable Can Never Be Tentative
I'm A Gentleman, Depending On If I Think You're Genuine
Pretty Elegant, But Not Afraid To Tell You To Get A Grip
Proper Etiquette, I Keep It To Myself When I Celebrate, Ah (Ah)
It's That Time Again
Better Grab Your Balloons And Invite Your Friends
Seatbelts Back On, Yeah, Strap 'Em In
Look At Me, Everybody, I'm Smilin' Big
On A Road Right Now That I Can't Predict
Tell Me "Tone that down, " But I Can't Resist
Y'all Know That Sound, Better Raise Your Fist
The Search Begins, I'm Back, So Enjoy The Trip, Huh
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, And Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, And Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, And Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(Fades Up To The To The Hospital)
Graphic: Night 7
(We See Josh Laying In Bed Covered In Bandages)
Josh: Man, I'm About The Worst Person To Have Bad Luck. First, I Nearly Get Killed By Pranky's Stupid Prank, And Now I'm Here, And I'm Not Getting Released Until I'm Fully Healed Which Is Going To Take A Painfully Long Time. Can My Life Get Any Worse Than This?!
Petunia (Voice To Ear): Well, I Don't Know How To Say This, But... I'm Pregnant…
(Josh's Eyes Open In Shock)
Josh: WHAT?!! MY EX IS PREGNANT AGAIN?!! ON THE SHOW THAT MIGHT KILL SOMEONE?!! I WANT TO PROTECT HER, BUT I'M USELESS! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
(Josh Is Pain Magically Starts Going Away, And Starts To His New Found Strength)
Josh: Wait?! Why Am I Starting To Feel Pain Slipping Away, And I'm Feeling Stronger Than I Was Before. I… FEEL... DETERMINATION!!!!
(Yellow Cracks Begin To Show On His Body Cast, And He Breaks Free)
Josh: I Will Do Whatever It Takes, Even If It Kills Me, To Keep "Their" Future Safe!!
(Josh Teleports Away, Breaking The Ceiling In The Process)
Chrys (Petunia's Mom): WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!
Donovan D: Oh My God, How In The Heck Did Josh Heal That Fast, And How In The Heck Do You Break Through The Ceiling.
Chrys (Petunia's Mom): Something Must Have Triggered Inside Of Him To Make Him That Strong, And I Think I Know What It Is Considering My Daughter Was His Ex
Donovan D: Wait, Josh Was Your Daughter's Ex? And What Do You Know About Your Daughter And His Relationship?
Chrys (Petunia's Mom): I'll Tell You More Later, Right Now We Need To Get People To Fix The Ceiling Before The Damage Gets Worse.
(Scene Fades To Black, Then Fades Up To The Guardian Angels Cabin)
Lammy: (Knocks On Bathroom Door) HEY! What's Going On There?
Nutty: NOTHING! Go away!
Lammy: Nutty? Is That You? Have You Been Drinking 25 Cans Of Red Bull Again?
Nutty: NO! Just Leave. Please.
Lammy: (Takes out a battery ram) I-Know-That-You-Want-Privacy-But-I'm-A-Schizophrenic-And-Schizophrenics-Can-See-Privacy-So-I'm-Coming-In-Anyways! (Knocks Down The Door With A Battery Ram) Nutty, What Is Going On?!
Nutty: (Sits On The Bathroom Floor, Looking All Sad)
Lammy: Nutty? What Happened?
(Lammy's Video Diary)
Lammy: I Just Saw My Nutty Buddy Sitting On The Corner Of The Bathroom Floor Looking All Sad. I Thought He Was A Hyper-active Guy, But I Guess He Is Not.
(End Of Diary)
Lammy: Nutty, Tell Me What You Want.
Nutty: Well To Tell You The Truth Lammer's, My Brother Treeter Died Because He Suffered A Heart Attack, And The Hospital Called Me And Also Told Me That Me And Him Weren't Related. (Starts Crying Into Hands), I Really Wish I Had A Brother.
Lammy: Aw, Come on Nutty, I'm Sure Your Brother's Out There Somewhere.
Nutty: Yeah, But I'm Pretty Sure Somebody Would Have Known Already.
(Brandon Walks In To The Situation)
Brandon G: Hey Guys, I Know It's Not Contest Time But I Overheard Your Guys Conversation Of Nutty Not Having A Brother, Or At Least The Treeter Not Being Related To Nutty Part.
Lammy: Yeah, He's Really Sad About It Too.
Brandon G: Well To Be Fair, I Just Came In Because I Got A Call From The Hospital, And No This Doesn't Revolve Around The Person Who Suffered A Heart Attack And Died That You Thought Was Related To You. No This Was From A Test From Long Ago, And I Just Found Out That You And Skaggles Are Related To Each Other. In fact, It Seems Like That Test Actually Diagnosed Skaggles As Your Long Lost Brother, Because Both Of You Were Living Completely Different Lives. So You Do Actually Have A Brother, I Just Waited Until Now To Tell You This.
Skaggles: WHAT?! THAT CANDY EATING FREAK IS MY FREAKING BROTHER?! (Grabs Brandon's Shirt In Rage) HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THIS!!!
Brandon G: Well It's Kind Of Weird Once You First Think About What I'm About To Say, But Safe To Say, Your Dad Actually Was Married To Two Girls At Once Instead Of One, Or At Least A One You Used To.
Skaggles: SO YOU'RE SAYING MY DAD IS A POLYGAMIST!!!
Brandon G: I Hate To Break It To You But That's Actually The Truth. In Fact, I Actually Have The Evidence Right Here
(Shows Picture Of Skaggles Dad, Mom And Nutty's Mom Holding Baby Nutty And Baby Skaggles)
Brandon G: The Reason Why You Didn't See Your Other Mom Is Because She's Shortly Divorced After And Got Married To Who Is Now Nutty's Dad.
Skaggles: (Holding Back Tears) I Thought That My Life Couldn't Get Any Worse, After Losing My House In The Fire, But This Is Actually A Ray Of Light On My Dark Dark Life. I Actually Have A Brother, And I Thought I Never Would Have Had One After My Mom Told Me About Her Deepest Darkest Secret About Me Having A Brother. But It's Actually True (Runs Up And Hugs Nutty Crying) I've Missed You For All So Long Bro, I Finally Get The Be Back With The guy I Thought Wasn't Going To Come Back To My Family.
Nutty: It's Okay Man, We're All Here Now
(Nutty's Video Diary)
Nutty: So I Have A Brother Who Is A Famous YouTuber Now, And At First I Thought My Brother Was Going To Be Treeter, Because We Both Are Addicted To A Certain Something, But That Was Proven To Be False. This Relationship On The Other Hand Makes A Whole Lot Of Sense Because We're Both Squirrels, And Both Of Our Moms Actually Had Sex With Skaggles Dad. My Mom Actually Divorced His Dad While She Was Pregnant With Me In The Third Trimester, And She Ended Up Marrying My Actual Dad. It's Confusing At First, But I Think The Host Actually Knows What He's Doing.
(End Of Diary)
(We Then See Giggles Sitting Down With Snowers Talking)
Pop: Hey Giggles, Can I Speak To You For A Second, And This Time I'll Let Your Boyfriend Listen In On What I'm Trying To Tell You.
Snowers: I'm No Longer Her Boyfriend, I'm Her Husband Now.
Pop: Whatever, Listen. Remember Last Night I Told You About Me Having An Affair With Your Mom.
Giggles: Yeah?
Pop: Well, Hate To Tell You This, But Before I Married Luna, I Was Actually Married To Your Mom, And This Was Way Before I Married My Son's Actual Mother, Mum. In Fact, You Might Be My Daughter…
Giggles: WAIT WHAT?!
Pop: Yeah, Let Me Just Take You Away Back For A Bit. I Actually Married Your Mother When We Were Both 19, And I'm 38 Now, About To Be 39 In The Couple Of Months. When I Married Her, I Promised To Her To Not Have Sex Until We're At Least 23, But I Actually Made A Mistake On Our Honeymoon, And Got Her Pregnant By Accident. It Was An Absolute Surprise To Me, And I Was Completely Shocked Even Though I Broke The Promise I Previously Stated. But Somehow Throughout All That Fire, It Seems Like She Didn't Mind Being Pregnant At A Young Age, Because Her Mother Was Pregnant With Her At A Young Age. In Fact She Was 3 Years Younger As She Was At That Point, When She Was Pregnant With Her, And She Even Told Me That Most Of Her Family Members Were Or Even Got Pregnant Between The Ages Of 16 And 23, So It Felt Like A Family Tradition For Her. But When The Moment You Were Going To Be Born Came, She Had A Very Rough Time Pushing You Out. Considering Teen Pregnancies Might End In Birth Defects, When You Were Born, The Doctors Told Us That You Had A Tiny Ass Tail As A Defect. In Fact, It Was Probably A Gene Passed On From Your Mother, Because Your Mother Was Also Born With A Tiny Ass Tail. So Yeah, Long Story Short, You're My Older Daughter.
Snowers: You're Okay With Me Being Married To Your Daughter, Right?
Pop: Yeah, You Already Have A Family Of Your Own, If Wouldn't Make No Sense To Break Both Of You Up For A Stupid And Dumb Reason, And Besides, That Was The Reason I Was Having A Affair With Your Mom, It Was Because She Was My First Wife. I Hope You're Okay With This…
Giggles: Yeah I'm Okay With You Being My Dad And All, But I'm Pretty Sure My Mom Probably Already Knows This Now Considering We're On TV. Luckily For You, The Camera That We're Facing Is Off And All Sound That Goes Into The Camera Didn't Go In, So Nobody Would Know That You Cheated On Your Current Wife.
Pop: Thank God, I Thought I Was Totally Screwed, But I Guess Not.
(Giggles' Video Diary)
Giggles: So I Just Learned Out Today That Pop Actually First Married My Mom, So Chronologically That Would Make Me Her Daughter, Although They Did Divorce After I Was Born, All Because My Mom Actually Cheated On Him With My Brother's Dad. I Guess It Was Just My Mother's Trait That Followed Me When I Had Multiple Relationships, And Broke Them When I Cheated On Those People I Was In A Relationship With. But I'm Definitely Not Going To Cheat On Snowers Though, That Is Not Going To Happen, Ever. Nope Uh-Uh Not Happening.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Other Cabin)
Gillian: Sniffles, What Are You Doing?
Sniffles: I'm Writing A Letter To The One I Love.
Gillian: Well, Is That Person Me? (Looks Flirty)
Yoyo: Really, You're In Love With That Nerd, I Thought You Were In Love With Me.
Sniffles: No. I'm Writing A Get Well Love Letter To Rosalie, Who Is In The Hospital Suffering From Ovarian Cancer.
(Gillian's Video Diary)
Gillian: I Totally Forgot That Sniffles Had His Wife Who Was Sick From Ovarian Cancer In The Hospital, I Guess He Wasn't In Love With Me Because He's Already Married To A Girl Who Currently Has Ovarian Cancer, And That's The Worst Type Of Cancer For Us Girls. Let's Just Hope She Recovers And Gets Put Into Remission.
(End Of Diary)
Cuddles: Hey Sniffles. I Heard You We're Writing A Get Well Card For Rosalie
Sniffles: That's Right. Is Everyone Talking About It?
Cuddles: Nope. It's Just You, Me, Gillian, And Aile.
Sniffles: Great.
(Sniffles Video Diary)
Sniffles: Yeah, My Wife Still Has Ovarian Cancer For Those People Who Don't Know Already, But It Has Gotten A Tad Bit Better. She's Still As Sick As She Was Before When I Sent Up A Prayer, But Her Recovery It's Going Along The Right Tracks. It Wasn't As Serious As It Was Before. In Fact, Doctors Are Trying To Do Everything They Can To Get Rid Of The Cancerous Infection In Her Ovaries Before It Spreads To The Rest Of Her Body, Or Maybe Just Getting Rid Of That Organ In General. Which I Actually Don't Want That To Happen To My Girl, Because She's Too Precious To Lose It. Wait, Did Any Girl In Existence Ever Survive Having Their Ovaries And Their Sexual Organs Removed? I Don't Think Anyone Did. Damn.
(End Of Diary)
(Cuddles Video Diary)
Cuddles: I Was Kind In A Shock That Sniffles Was Still In Love With Another Scientist, Because Both Of Them Married Because Of Their Love Of Science. It's Kinda Funny In A Joking Way.
(End Of Diary)
Gillian: Are You Going To Give That Letter To Her?
Sniffles: I Finished It, But I'm Just Not Ready To Give It To Her Yet. It Will Be Sent Out In The Mail Tomorrow, Excluding Any Shenanigans From The Other Teammates On Our Team, Including A Certain Someone I'm In The Alliance With.
Cuddles: That's Cool. How About We Get A Bite To Eat At The Cafe?
Yoyo: Yeah, I'm All In For That
Sniffles: That's A Wonderful Idea.
(Cuddles, Sniffles, Yoyo And Gillian Left The Cabin)
Pierce: (Walks In The Cabin) HEY MEATBAGS! Uncle Pierce Is Here To Take Your Green Papers! (Spots a Letter On Sniffles' Bed) Huh? What Is This? (Reads The Letter)
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: So I Picked Up The Note And Read It. And It Seems Like The Nerdy Anteater Is Married To A Nerdy Otter Who Is Russell's Sister. I Would Have Kicked Them Out Of The Alliance For That, But After Reading About Her Condition, I Felt Way Too Much Remorse. But Still, He Needs To Be Punished For Breaking One The Rules In The Alliance. Wait, That Note Didn't Mention The Alliance At All Didn't It. Well Shoot, You're Lucky For Now You Nerdy Anteater, But Wait Until You Experience When I'm About To Do To You. But I'm Not Going To Be Doing It To You, Oh No, It's Going To Be Someone Else.
(End Of Diary)
Pierce: Let's See If Sniffles And Russell's Sister Would Like This. (Knocks On The Door And Runs Away Laughing)
Russell: YARG! Who Be Knocking On The Door At This… (Sees A Letter) Huh, What's This? Dear Rosaile, I Know You're Going Through A Tough Time Right Now, But Let Me Tell You This. You Will Still Be As Beautiful As You Were Before Your Cancer Made You Sick, And Let Me Tell You From The Bottom Of My Heart, I Will Always Love You Even To The Day We Die. You Will Always Be Forever In My Heart. Love, Sniffles. P.S. Here's Hoping For A Fast And Effective Recovery.
Sammy: Yo Pirate Man, What's Up!
Russell: (Jumps Up And Turns Around With A Love Note For His Sister Behind His Back) Oh, Hey Sammy. What's Up?
Sammy: Russell, What's Behind Your Back, And Where Did Your Pirate Accent Go, And Why Are You British All Of A Sudden.
Russell: Oh. It's Nothing. Really.
Sammy: I Feel Like Something's Going On With You, Tell Me What's Behind Your Back.
Russell: It's Nothing.
Sammy: Just Say It.
Russell: IT'S JUST A NOTE FROM CORAL! OKAY?!!
Sammy: (Looked Stunned)
Russell: There! Happy Now?
Sammy: Why You Acting Like This All Of A Sudden, And Why Did You Yell At Me. You Are Totally Being Out Of Character Right Now. If I Had To Take A Wild Guess, That Note You're Holding Behind Your Back Is To One Off You're Relatives Who Is Sick The Hospital, And It Was Written By Her Husband And That's Supposed To Be A Get Well Letter For Her, Isn't That What It Is Russell, Is That Why You're Trying To Act Like Thomas Ridgewell From Eddsworld Instead Of Your Normal Pirate Self.
Russell: (Feels Bad And Hugged Sammy) To Tell You The Truth Sam, My Sister's In The Hospital Suffering From Ovarian Cancer, And That Letter (Sniff) Was From Her Husband (Sniff) And My Teammate (Starts Crying) Sniffles.
Sammy: Man, You Really Can't Catch A Break Can You? But Don't Worry About That, I'm Sure Everything Will Turn Out Just Fine. You Can Cry Into My Shoulder As Long As You Need To.
(Russell Continues To Cry Into Sammy's Shoulder)
(Russell's Video Diary)
Russell: (Partially Crying) I Really Didn't Want My Sister To Go Through This, Please For The Love Of God, Have Her Be Cured Of Her Pain And Suffering.
(End Of Diary)
Petunia: Like, Yeah. We Have Different Species, But We Are Really Sisters.
Giggles: Sisters-in-law, Remember? How Old Are You Anyways?
Petunia: (Sigh) I'm 25 Years Old.
Giggles: THAT'S GREAT! I'm 21 Years Old, Which Means You're My Big Sister-in-law.
Petunia: (Excited) And That Also Means Your My Little Sister-in-law.
Giggles: SISTER-IN-LAW HUG!
Petunia: Not Right Now, I'm Still Pregnant, Remember?
Giggles: Oh, Right
(Giggles and Petunia Hugged Each Other Anyways Because It Was Still Awfully Early In The Pregnancy To Be Able That To Not Affect The Developing Embryo)
(Giggles' Video Diary)
Giggles: I Glad My Sister-in-law Is Pregnant And All, But One Thing Still Puzzles Me. When Is My Brother Coming Back To This Competition Anyways? Because I Feel Like The Host Might Eliminate Him Just For Not Competing. And I Don't Want That To Happen To My Bro, Who Happens To Me My Sister-in-law's Ex
(End Of Diary)
(Brandon Busts In)
Brandon G: Yo Yo Yo, What Is Up My Survivor Contestants.
Winter: Do You Have To Do That Every Time You Come In Here, It's Getting Repetitive.
Brandon G: Says The Girl Who Has Been In One Episode So Far.
Flippy (From A Distance): Oooooooh, Burn!
Brandon G: Anyways Before We Get To The Next Contest I Would Like To Make An Announce...
(A Hooded Figure Drops In Like A Superhero Behind Him)
Brandon G: Something Is Telling Me To Not Look Over My Shoulder, Because Somebody Might Attack Me From Behind.
(Looks Over Shoulder Anyways As The Figure Stands Up)
???: I Don't Know What You're About To Do, But If You Are Going To Do The Next Contest, I Might As Well Be In It, Because (Removes Hood To Reveal The Face of a Familiar White Chipmunk With Brown Hair In A Ponytail And A Red Scar Over His Left Eye [Josh With No Glasses And Hat]) I Merely Almost Died, But I Was Never Eliminated, So Therefore I'm Still In This Competition.
Giggles: OH MY GOD! JOSH!! YOU'RE OKAY!!!
Josh: Good To See You Still In This Competition Sis.
Snowers: But Wait A Second, I Thought You Were Going To Still Be In The Hospital For The Next Couple Of Months, How Did You Recover So Goddamn Fast!
Josh: Let Me Just Say, (Looks At Petunia And Handy) I Heard A Little Angel Of Mine, Calling Out My Name.
Petunia: Wait, I Was The Reason You Healed Up So Fast?!
Josh: Well That, And Your Special Announcement Between You And Handy. When I Heard That You Were Pregnant With That Boyfriend Of Yours, All The Pain In My Body Diluted Into The Strength I Have Right Now, And As Much As This Show Is Violent As It Is Right Now, And As It Becomes More Dangerous, Because It Will. I Made It My Soul Purpose, To Protect You And Handy With Everything I Have, Just So Your Child Has A Very Happy And Healthy Life, And Is Born Into A Family That Is Dedicated To Keep That Child Safe, In A World That Is Violent Enough As It Is.
Handy: Wait, So You're Protecting Us Till The Day That Petunia Gives Birth. What Are You, Some Guardian Angel, Like Snowers?
Josh: It's Not As Simple As You Think, Mr. Man I Wish I Had Hands Right Now. You See, I Will Do That, And I Will Go Even A Step Further And Protect You Throughout The Entirety Of Your Life, Their Life, And Their Futures Life, Because I, Am A True Survivor, And A Heart Of A True Survivor Never Dies, When They Call Out Your Name.
Brandon G: Wow, I Never Expected A Against The Current Reference, But Still, Welcome Back Josh, And A Heads Up, I Wasn't Going To Eliminate You Anyways. Only If It Came Down To The Nitty-gritty I Will Have Done That.
Josh: (Smiles) Good, Now Continue What You Were Going To Say.
Brandon G: As I Was About To Say Before Josh Dropped In Like Some Badass From An Epic Movie, I Noticed That The Battle Cats Team Is Really Lacking On Team Members Considering The Other Team Has 16 And This Team Has Only Nine. So To Keep This Contest As Evenly Balanced As Possible, Three Members Of The Guardian Angels Team Must Switch Sides To The Other Team, And I Will Choose Which Ones, And I Have Chosen, Skaggles, Winter, And Lumpy. So For Those Who Wanted Nutty Skaggles Being Brothers On The Same Team, That's Not Going To Happen, Think Of Terry Labonte And Bobby Labonte As Well As Peyton Manning And Eli Manning Being On Different Teams As A X Factor, Those Actually Worked Out In The End, And I Am Sure That This Will Work Out In The End As Well. Considering The Teams Are Now At 13:12 Split, And Now We're At The Final 25, Which Is 8 Percent Of The Game Completed.
Sniffles: And I Thought I Was Supposed To Be Doing The Percentages.
Brandon G: Stick Your Calculator Back Up Your Snout Science Boy. Anyways Let's Move On To The Challenge.
(At The Dodgeball Court)
Brandon G: That's Right Guys. We Are Playing Dodgeball.
Handy: Tunia, I Would Sit This One Out, I Don't Want Any Harm To Come To You Or That Unborn Baby Of Ours
Brandon G: That's Okay. I Will Allow That. If Anyone Else Has A Bad Feeling About This Challenge, You Can Sit Out On The Bleachers Over Here Which Are Separated In Half For Each Team And Colored Specifically For Each Team By Are Fabulous Painter And My Wife Cheyenne Miller Who Will Also Be The Referee For This Contest.
Handy: As For Me Having No Hands, I'll Just Use My Feet.
Brandon G: I Knew You Weren't A Quitter. Anyways, The Rules Are Simple. The Person Who Gets Hit By A Dodgeball Is Eliminated. The Last Team Standing Wins. Oh, And Since One Team Might Have A Disadvantage Over The Other, As Decided That Each Team Has Only Seven Members Of Their Respective Teams Come Out. Everyone Got That?
Pierce: (Laughs) Sounds Like My Type Of Sport.
Brandon G: Okay. Take Your Positions.
(The Teams Took Their Positions)
Brandon G: Are You All Ready? AND GO!!!
(All The Tree Friends Ran To Their Balls. Pierce Is The First One To Grab A Ball)
Pierce: TAKE THIS, WIMP! (Throws A Dodgeball)
Handy: (Gets Hit) OWW! This Helmet Won't Do.
Brandon G: Handy, You're Out!
Pierce: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Take That You No-armed Wimp! HAHA!
(All The Guardian Angels Were Mad. They Grabbed Their Dodgeballs And Throws Them To Pierce)
Pierce: WHAT THE- (Gets Hit By Dodgeballs) OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! Hey, That Hurts!
Brandon G: Pierce, You Are Out!
Winter: Take That!
(After 2 Minutes Of Dodgeball, The Guardian Angels Have Only Pop And Nutty, And The Battle Cats Have Only Skaggles. Skaggles Now Has The Ball)
Pop: Come On. Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Skaggles: You Asked For It. (Throws The Dodgeball)
Pop: (Gets Hit) OWW! My Teeth! It's Up To You Now!
Brandon G: Pop, You Are Out!
Nutty: Good Job Bro!
Brandon G: Skaggles and Nutty. If One Of You Gets Hit By A Dodgeball, Your Team Will Lose.
Skaggles: Dodge This. (Throws Dodgeball)
Nutty: (Dodges And Catches It) YEAH!
Skaggles: Okay Bro, Hit Me.
Nutty: (Gulp) Are You Sure?
Skaggles: Do it.
(Nutty Was Acting All Nervous. He Looked At Skaggles Who Was Smiling. But All The Nervousness Turned Into Determination, As Nutty Through The Ball, And It Looked Like It Was Going To Hit It But It All Cut The Black)
Nutty: (Slowly Opens One Of His Eyes) Did I… Uh… Did I Win?
(Just Then Nutty Gets Hit In The Face With A Dodgeball And Several Teeth Come Flying Out)
Brandon G: Ooh, That's Gonna Smart For The Next Couple Of Weeks.
(Nutty Is Laying Face Down In The Pool Of His Own Blood, Unconscious, And Looking Like He Might Had Died)
Lammy: NUTTY!!!!!
Skaggles: Oh Shit, I Think I Killed My Brother!!!
(Brandon G Checks His Pulse, And There Was No Response, He Was Now Dead)
Brandon G: Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Our First Non-elimination Fatality. Nutty Is Dead, And Because Of That There Will Be No Elimination Tonight, But There Will Be A Campfire To Remember The Life Of This Sugar Loving Individual.
(Lammy Continues To Hold Her Dead Boyfriend And Continues To Cry Over The Loss Of Her Boyfriend, As We Then Fade Into Night Time And The Campfire And Mime Sitting Near The Cabins Instead Of His Team)
Brandon G: Man, For You Not Being To Talking Type, It Seems That You Still Have Feelings For A Girl You Might Like.
Mime: (Refuses To Talk)
Brandon G: Come On, Just At Least Say Something! You Do Have Vocal Cords, Do You?
Mime: (Sighs) (Voice Of Phillip Brooks) It's Not That I Can't Just Talk, It's Because I'm Trying To Do My Job Here As Well, And My Job Is To Be A Mime, And Mimes Are Usually Silent, So This Is The Reason Why I Can't Talk.
Brandon G: Well, Let Me Just Tell You This. I Just Got A Call From Your Boss, And He Said That Your Services Are No Longer Needed.
Mime: Really?!
Brandon G: Yeah, And Even Though You Might Be Afraid Of Losing Your Face Paint, He Told You That You Can Keep That.
Mime: I'm Still Sad That Nutty Is Gone, And Due To My Silence, I Never Won The Heart Of A Certain Sheep That I Have Feelings Towards, Mainly Because That Green Squirrel That Got Killed Took Her Before I Even Got Chance To Say I Loved Her. If Only She Was Here To Hear This, And Hear How I Actually Do Love Her And I Have Her In My Heart, Then She'll Probably Be Willing To Accept Me.
Lammy: I Think I've Heard Everything That I Need To Know…
Mime: Huh?!
Lammy: What You Really Just Said, Impacted Me More Than Anyone Else Would. I Should Have Just Started A Relationship With You Instead Of That Candy Addictive Squirrel That I Actually Have A Relationship With Before You Died. Because, I Have More Feelings Towards You Than Him.
Mime: You Really Think So?!
Lammy: Yeah, We Were Meant To Be Together, And The Reason For That Is That We're Both Unique In Some Special Way. We Both Have Hearts Of Winners And The Souls Of Integrity Perseverance Within Us. So Why Don't You Join Us In The Memorial Service, Now That You No Longer Have To Do Your Job As A Mime.
Mime: I Would, But I'm Afraid Everyone's Going To Know That I Can Talk, And Everyone Will Laugh At Me For Not Being The Mime
Brandon G: You Don't Need To Worry About That, I Will Tell Them That You Are No Longer A Mime, So They Won't Make Fun Of You.
Mime: Thank You For Being There For Me Guys, (Turns To Lammy) And Lammy, From The Bottom Of My Blue-hearted Soul To The Bottom Of Your Purple-hearted Soul, I Will Always Love You
(Both Of Them Kiss As The Episode Ends)
This Episode Involves Characters Facing Off In A Dodgeball Contest, And We Learn An Awful Lot From This Episode. We Learned That Nutty Has A Brother In Skaggles. We Learned That Pop Originally Married Giggles' Mother, And Giggles' Was Born To Them. We Saw The Return Of Josh, Who Is Now Dedicated To Protecting The Future Of Petunia, Handy, And Their Future Child. But Reunions Quickly Turned Into Tragedy, As At The End Of The Dodgeball Contest, A Contestant Got Hit In The Face With A Dodgeball And He Died, And This Happened To Be Nutty, And The Person Who Accidentally Killed Him, His… Very... Own... Brother… Stay Tuned For The Next Episode, Coming Out On September 6th, And Stay Tuned For Megaman Chronicles GX03 Prologue Part 2, Coming September 22nd.
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Winter (The Ice Princess)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel) (Actually Died During The Competition)
Elimination Votes:
There Wasn't An Elimination Because Of Nutty Tragic Death
Dodgeball Stats:
Contestants Sitting Out:
Guardian Angels: 6 (Petunia, Krazy, Flippy, Giggles, Snowers, Mime)
Battle Cats: 5 (Lumpy, Russell, Toothy, Sniffles, Cuddles [Because Of His Eye Injury])
Eliminations:
1st. Handy
2nd. Pierce
3rd. Yoyo
4th. Lammy
5th. Gillian
6th. Sammy
7th. Ale
8th. Flaky
9th. Disco Bear
10th. Winter
11th. Josh
12th. Pop
13th. Nutty (Died After His Face Was Hit Very Hard With The Ball, Causing A Fatal Skull Fracture)
Team Members:
Guardian Angels (Pop, Nutty, Lammy, Flaky, Disco Bear, Josh, Handy)
Battle Cats (Skaggles, Winter, Yoyo, Gillian, Sammy, Ale, Pierce)
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