WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Last Time On Happy Tree Friends: Survivor, Josh Returned After Nearly Getting Killed In Episode 1 Part 2, Made It His Soul Purpose Protect Petunia, Handy And Their Future. Nutty Finds Out That His Brother Is Actually Skaggles Instead Of Treeter, And Pop Tells Giggles That Before She Married The Woman Who Was Cub's Mother, He Actually Married The Giggles' Mom First, And They Both Got Pregnant By Accident, Resulting In Giggles Having A Tiny Ass Tail, A Trait That Was Reused From Her Mom, Because Most Of Her Family Got Pregnant Between Their Teens And Twenties. At The Challenge, which was a ironically a game Of Dodgeball, It Came Down To Brothers Skaggles And Nutty, Who I Separated Because I Need To Make This Contest As Even As Possible, So Winter Lumpy And Skaggles Went To The Battle Cats. But That Game Later Turned Into A Tragedy, As After Nutty Thought He Won, It Turns Out That Skaggles Caught The Ball, And Threw It With Such Force That It Almost Broke Nutty's Face, Causing Several Teeth To Fly Out. What Looked Like A Simple Injury, Turned Out To Be Much Worse As Nutty Actually Suffered A Basilar Skull Fracture, The Same Skull Fracture That Killed NASCAR Legend Dale Earnhardt In 2001 And Nearly Ended Ernie Irvin's NASCAR Career In 1994. This Skull Fracture Ended Up Being The Fatal Blow In His Final Moral, Because That Ended Up Killing Him, And That Death Became The First Non-elimination Fatality In HTF Survivor History. There Were No Eliminations That Night Because Of That, But We Did Have Mime Speak For The First Time, And He Stated That The Reason Why He Is Mute Is Because He's Trying To Do His Job. I Then Told Him That He Was Released From His Job, And Then He Patched Up His Relationship With Lammy, Which This Relationship Should Start It From The Get-go, Because They're Meant To Be Together, According To DeviantART Artist Floru05, Which Puts A Undertale Type Mix On That Relationship, And By That I Mean Mime Having The Integrity UT Soul, Which Is The Color Blue, And Lammy Having The Perseverance UT Soul, Which Is The Color Purple. Also Special Thanks To Phillip Brooks, Better Known As Professional Wrestler CM Punk For Voicing Mime, And Guess What, He's Going To Be Doing It Again Here. Talk About A Cult Of Personality. So, Who Will Be Killed Next? Find Out Tonight When The Search Begins Again, As Episode 7 Of HTF Survivor Starts, Right Now!!
(New Theme: NF The Search Plays)
Graphic: What Do You Get…
Graphic: ...When You Mix A Gorey Series From 1999…
Graphic: ...A CBS Reality Show From 2000…
Graphic: …And The Phenom In Animation Since 2010?
Graphic: You Get The Next Generation Of Life-changing Moments.
Lyrics: Oh, Ain't That Somethin'?
Drums Came In, You Ain't See That Comin'
Hands On My Head, Can't Tell Me Nothin'
Got A Taste Of The Fame, Had To Pump My Stomach
Throw It Back Up Like I Don't Want It
Wipe My Face, Clean Up My Vomit
OCD, Tryna Push My Buttons
I Said Don't Touch It, Now Y'all Done It.
I Am Developin', Take A Look At The Benefits
Nothin' To Meddle With, I Can Never Be Delicate
Am I Even Relevant? That Depends How You Measure It
Take A Measurement, Then Bag It Up And Give Me The Evidence
Pretty Evident, Dependable Can Never Be Tentative
I'm A Gentleman, Depending On If I Think You're Genuine
Pretty Elegant, But Not Afraid To Tell You To Get A Grip
Proper Etiquette, I Keep It To Myself When I Celebrate, Ah (Ah)
It's That Time Again
Better Grab Your Balloons And Invite Your Friends
Seatbelts Back On, Yeah, Strap 'Em In
Look At Me, Everybody, I'm Smilin' Big
On A Road Right Now That I Can't Predict
Tell Me "Tone That Down, " But I Can't Resist
Y'all Know That Sound, Better Raise Your Fist
The Search Begins, I'm Back, So Enjoy The Trip, Huh
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(At The Guardian Angels Cabin)
Graphic: Day 13 (Took 5 Days Off In Memorial Of Nutty)
Giggles: (Sleeping)
Petunia: Hey Little Sister. I Made You Some Breakfast.
Giggles: (Yawn) You Did?! Oh Thank You Big Sister!
Petunia: Anytime.
(Giggles Video Diary)
Giggles: I'm So Glad I Have Petunia As My Sister-in-law.
(End Of Diary)
(Petunia's Video Diary)
Petunia: I'm so Glad I Have Giggles As My Sister-in-law.
(End Of Diary)
Snowers: Excuse Me, Petunia, I Need To Talk To Giggles For A Second About What Just Happened Yesterday, Because I'm Concerned That She Might Be The Next To Be Killed And I Don't Want That To Happen To My Sweetheart.
Josh: Yeah, I Need To Talk To My Sis As Well, You And Handy Also Can Join In As Well.
Handy: What's Going On Here?
(All Five Gather In The Huddle)
Josh: Alright, Since I'm Here Out Protecting Petunia And Handy, And Giggles Is Being Protected By Snowers, I Say All Five Of Us Forge An Alliance To Protect Everyone In Here, And The Rules Are Simple, If You Don't Vote For Me, I Won't Vote For You And Vice Versa For Everyone In This Alliance, all We Need To Do Is Protect Ourselves Until We Get To The Final Five.
Handy: I Will Trust You Despite Me Not Having Hands.
Giggles: You Can Have Trust In All Of Us, We All Promise That We Won't Vote For Each Other.
Snowers: Good, Now Let's Not Harm Ourselves Anymore Than We Did The Last Time.
(Meanwhile In The Battle Cats Cabin)
Ale: Toothy, We Have To Ask You A Very Important Question
Toothy: Okay, Then Do It
Cuddles: Why Was Petunia Sleeping In Your Bed Several Nights Ago? And Are You Sure Handy Is Going To Be Okay With This?
Toothy: Well To Tell You The Truth, The Reason Why She Was Sleeping In My Bed At Night One Is Because…
Pierce: (Interrupted) Hey You Pathetic Little Couple. Get Outta Here! I Need To Talk To My Alliance Members.
Cuddles: HEY! Don't Talk To My Lovely Ale Like That!
Pierce: (Picks Up Both Ale Cuddles And Throws Them Out Of The Cabin)
Ale And Cuddles: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (Falls)
Sniffles: What's going on in there?
Pierce: About Time You Showed Up Here Sniffles! (Slams Door) ALRIGHT WIMPS! LISTEN UP!
Toothy: (Stands Like A Soldier) Y-yes Sir.
Sniffles: (Stands Like A Soldier As Well) Y-yeah?
Pierce: I Still Do Not Want You Guys To Tell Anyone That We Are In An Alliance. And Most Importantly, DO NOT VOTE ME OFF! If You Never Vote For Me, Then I Will Never Vote For You. Got It?!
Toothy: Er, Pardon Me Sir, But What If We Do?
Pierce: THEN I'LL PUNCH YOU, IN THE FACE! (Eduardo Quote From Eddsworld)
(Toothy And Sniffles Both Gulped)
Pierce: I Knew You Can Trust Me. I Can See It Through Your Wussy Eyes.
(Toothy's Video Diary)
Toothy: I Am So Afraid Of Pierce. I Wish The Producers Never Gotten Him Here. By The Way, What's A Wussy?
(End Of Diary)
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: I Hate My Alliance, But They're The Only Ones I Trust.
(End Of Diary)
Toothy: Er, Excuse Me, But Can We Go?
Pierce: Sure. But Remember. (Looks At Them With A Mean Look) Do Not Stab Me In The Back. Now Get Out Of My Face.
(Sniffles And Toothy Both Runned Away)
Pierce: These Idiots Better Trust Me. (Gets Hit By A Water Balloon) OWW! Who Threw That?!
Cuddles: I Did. That's For Throwing Me And Ale Out Of The Cabin!
Pierce: (Stares At Cuddles Angrily)
Cuddles: (Nervous) Uh, It Was Only A Joke.
Pierce: I Don't Handle Jokes. I'm Taking You Out Back.
Ale: NOT ON MY WATCH!!
Cuddles: (Gulp) Uh-Oh.
Pierce: What, Now Wolf Girl Wants To Get Involved, I'll Beat Both Of You Up At The Same Time (Punches His Fist Into His Hand)
Ale (Turning Into Alice): Oh Yeah, Well Bring It On.
(At The Other Cabin Again)
Josh: I'm Amazed At What You Have Been Doing Without Your Hands, But I'm Afraid That It Won't Be Enough To Save You.
Handy: You're Probably Right About That, If I Only Had Hands Right Now, That Would Be Great.
Josh: That Won't Be Necessary, Because I Have A Feeling That Using Your Legs Or Whatever Body Part You Have Left Would Actually Help You In The Situation, And I Actually Want To Make You Stronger, Despite Your Lack Of Hands. You In?!
Handy: Yeah, We'll Do That.
Russell: (Interrupted) I know I'm On The Other Team, But Does Anybody Here Know Who Posted That Note That Sniffles Wrote To My Sister On The Door, Because All This Is Making Me Sad And Confused.
Mime (Voice Of CM Punk): Yeah, I Saw Pierce With A Certain Note Going Up To The Other Team's Cabin, I Think He Did That As Some Sort Of Prank.
Russell: Wait, You Talk?!
Mime: I Didn't Before, But Now That I Am No Longer A Mime, This Is Who I Actually Sound Like.
Handy: Well, That Is Ironic. Usually the Silent Type In These Competitions Don't Usually Talk, I Guess I Was Wrong About That. Oh, I Forgot That You Lost Your Job As A Mime. Sorry, Never Mind What I Just Said.
Russell: That Green Porcupine Punk?! Seriously?!
(Russell's Video Diary)
Russell: So Pierce Actually Was The One Who Sent That Letter To Me That Was Meant For My Very Sick Sister? Well that's different, I Guess Me And Sniffles Could Send That Letter Out Together.
(End Of Diary)
(Handy's Video Diary)
Handy: So Rosalie Is Russell's Sister? I Never Knew That Until Now, At First I Thought They Were Cousins, But I Guess Not.
(End Of Diary)
Sniffles: Excuse Me, Am I Interrupting?
Russell: Hey Sniffles, I Want To Tell You Something. Thanks To Pierce's Shenanigans, I Actually Found The Note That You Wrote To My Sister And Your Wife, And It Made Me Tear Up, And Pirates Usually Don't Tear Up Like That.
Sniffles: WAIT!! ROSALIE IS YOUR SISTER?!!
Russell: Well Actually, She's Actually My Cousin, Not My Sister. Anyways, I Say We Both Send This Letter To Her, Because She Probably Needs The Support Of Both Of Us To Survive.
Sniffles: That's Actually A Good Idea, Let's Do It.
Flaky: (Interrupted) SNIFFLES! COME OVER HERE QUICK! Flippy Is About To Chug Down 200 Ants.
Sniffles: HEY! THAT'S MY JOB! (Turns) Uh, I Have To go Russ. Will Do That Later. (Leaves)
Russell: DAMN IT! AND We Were Going To Help Rosalie So Much.
Handy: What A Bummer.
(At The Cafe)
Yoyo: (Gasp) Dude, What Happened To Your Eye?
Cuddles: A Guitar String From My Guitar Sliced It In Half.
(Cuddles Video Diary)
Cuddles: (Sad) Yeah. I Suffered The Same Injury In The HTF Episode In The Jam, And This Injury Was More Painful Than It Was Last Time, Because Of That, Now I'm Partially Blind. Thank God I'm Not Totally Blind Like Mole Was.
(End of diary)
Flaky: Oh My Gosh! Cuddles, Are You Alright?!
Cuddles: It's Okay. I'm Fine.
Flaky: But You Don't Look Fine.
Pierce: (Mumbling Angrily And Walking Injured After Being Beat Up Severely By Ale) Stupid Piece Of Shit Wolf, She Would Had Better Luck Beating Ronda Rousey In A MMA Fight.
Brandon G: (Busted in) Yo, What Is Up My Homies!!! I Think I Just Felt A Little Uncomfortable After Saying That..
Pierce: I Would Like To Make A Request, TO PERMANENTLY BAN ALE FROM THIS FUCKING COMPETITION!!!!!
Brandon G: What?! Why?!
Pierce: BECAUSE SHE BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, THAT'S WHY!!!!!
Brandon G: Well That's Not Happening, Because She Beat You Up Only Because You Were Going To Be Up Cuddles For Throwing A Water Balloon At You. I Saw That All Happened. If Anyone Would Have A Possibility Of Being Banned, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PROBABLY YOU PIERCE!!! But I Won't Do That, Because That Would Be Breaking The Rules I Was Set Out To Use In This Competition As A Host, And Besides Banning Someone For No Apparent Reason Is Just Wrong. So Yeah, Whine Not All You Want But It's Not Happening.
Ale: Try That Shit On Me Again And I'll Kill You For Real!
Pierce: (Gulps) I'm Going To Regret This, Am I?!
Brandon G: Anyways Let's Get To The Challenge.
(At The Bottom Of The Hill)
Brandon G: Here Are The Rules. All You Have To Do Is Get To The Top Of The Hill. The Team That Goes To The Top First, Wins.
Pop: Piece Of Cake.
Brandon G: Oh, And You Each Have To Carry This 100 Pound Bag And You All Have To Wear These Chains So You Won't Lose Each Other.
Pop: On Second Thought, Maybe It Isn't.
Giggles: How Come We Each Have To Carry A 100 Pound Bag? I Only Weigh 35 Pounds, Plus I'm A Girl.
Brandon G: Because I Said So. Also, It Will Be A Five On Five, And I Will Choose The Five That Will Be Competing In This Challenge Right Now. So For The Guardian Angels, I Have Chosen Mime, Flippy, Krazy, Snowers And Josh, And For The Battle Cats, I Have Chosen Ale, Yoyo, Gillian, Russell, And Because He Tried To Get Ale Banned And Failed, Pierce Is Actually Going To Compete In This Challenge As Well. Now Get Ready.
(Everyone Grabbed Their Bags And Put Their Chains All Together)
Brandon G: Campers Ready?
Yoyo: Ready When You Are.
Brandon G: On Your Mark, Get Set, Get More Set, Get Even More Set, Get Even More And More And More And More Set….
Pierce: JUST SAY THE WORD ALREADY DAMN IT!!!
Brandon G: GO!
(When Brandon G Said The Signal, Both Teams Dashed To The Speed Of Light Chained Together. 20 Minutes Later, The Battle Cats Were Dead Last)
Gillian: (Pant) (Pant) Can We Take (Pant) A Break Already?
Pierce: What's Wrong, Is This Bag Too Heavy For Ya?
Gillian: Yeah.
Pierce: (Drops A Bag On Gillian Bag) Feel Better Now?
Gillian: (Holds The Bags With All Her Might) God You're Such A Jackass.
(Gillian Video Diary [Previous Recording])
Gillian: I Wish Brandon Actually Did Ban Pierce, Because I Can Hardly Stand Them Anymore!!
(End Of Diary)
Yoyo: PIERCE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! THAT'S MY GIRL YOU'RE HURTING!!! STOP HURTING PEOPLE!!
Pierce: Or What? You're Going To Dazzle Me With Your Stupidity! Don't Make Me Laugh!!
Yoyo: (Growls)
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: I Cannot Believe Pierce Is Still Here! Why Is Everyone Keeping Him Around?
(End Of Diary)
Yoyo: Pierce, This Has Got To Stop. Okay?
Pierce: Make Me, Boyfriend Of A Bitch Ass Whore.
Russell: ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU!!! You Hurting Gillian Is Not Going To Get Any Of You Anywhere. In Fact, You're Hurting Her Then Helping Her, This Isn't Fair For Her.
Pierce: But It's Funny For Me! (Face Then Gets Slashed By Russell's Hook) OW!!! THAT HURTS EVEN MORE THAN ALE BEATING ME UP!!!
Russell: I Hope That Teaches You A Lesson. Anyways Ale, Where Should We Go Now.
Ale: I'm Not Exactly Sniffles, But I Say We Take A Left Because I See Footprints, And Those Are Probably The Other Team's Footprints. We Need Something Drastic To Happen In Order For Us To Catch Up And Win.
(Meanwhile, The Guardian Angels Are At Lakeside Due To Mime Taking A Leak)
Flippy: Mime, What In The Blue Hell Are You Doing!
Mime: Sorry Guys, But I Couldn't Hold It In Any Longer.
(All The Tree Friends Except Mime Gets Grossed Out)
Mime: What? It Feels Good.
(Meanwhile, The Battle Cats Are Passing The Guardian Angels Are In The Lead)
Yoyo: If We're Quiet, They Won't Notice We're Ahead.
Gillian: (Weakly) We're Ahead?!
Pierce: (Slaps Her) Quiet, You!
Gillian: (Weakly) Well, You're Not So Quiet!
Yoyo: (Grabs Pierce's Shirt) DON'T YOU EVER, TOUCH MY GIRL AGAIN YOU BASTARD!!!
Pierce: Sorry. I'm Just Trying To Make Her Be Quiet.
Yoyo: I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING RATS ASS, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY GIRL AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Pierce: At Least I Have More Class Than You!
Yoyo: SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-OR-ILL-BEAT-YO-MOTHER-FUCKING-ASS-UP-NIGGER!
(Yoyo's Video Diary)
Yoyo: When Pierce Slapped My Girl, I Absolutely Had Fucking Enough Of That Jackass. I Want To Beat Him To A Bloody Fucking Pulp.
(End Of Diary)
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: I Can't Afford To Lose Another Challenge Like This, And If We Do, And If Anybody Eliminates Me, I WILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!!! (Punches Camera And Shatters It)
(Static)
Brandon G: Well, Looks Like Pierce Is Gonna Pay To Replace That Camera…
(End Of Diary)
Snowers: (Overhears Is Yoyo And Pierce Arguing Loudly) Huh.. Hey Guys, The Cats Are Ahead! We Have To Catch Up!
Ale: GUYS! THEY SPOTTED US, GO! GO!! GO!!!
Flippy: HurryuphurryuphurryupHURRYUPHURRYUP!!!
Russell: The Finish! It's Right There!
(Suddenly, A High Tide Was Going For The Cats Team, But Washes Out The Angels Team Instead)
Russell: (Crosses Line) YES, FINALLY!!!
Brandon G: That's Weird, Never Seen The Finish Like That Before. Anyways, The Battle Cats Finally Win!!
Yoyo: Consider Yourself Lucky Pierce, If That Wave Didn't Come In Just Then, I Was Going To Send Your Ass Home 5,000 Times.
Pierce: You Better Consider Yourself Lucky First, Lucky That You Have To Take Care Of Your Injured And Exhausted Girlfriend.
Yoyo: Wait, What! (Looks Towards Gillian, Who Is Badly Hurt And Suffering From Dyspnea) GILLIAN!!! (Tearing Up) Sweetie, Talk To Me, Are You Ok?!
Gillian: (Near Death) No... I Think My Time Is Up. But Before I Go... I Have To Say This… FUCK YOU PIERCE… (Goes Limp And Dies).
Pierce: Oh Dear God... What Have I Done!!!
Brandon G: Wow, It Looks Like You Actually Killed Someone Thanks To Your Stupid Attitude, What Do You Have To Say For Yourself…
Pierce: I… I… GWAAAAAAAAAA!!! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!! THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!
(Scene Fades To Black)
(Brandon's Video Diary)
Brandon G: Man, I Never Expected A Mega Man X4 Reference In This Episode. But Here We Are, Pierce Suffering The Same Fate Zero Did When Iris Died, Or Was It Austin Carlson When Jordan Cole Died. Either Or Can Make A Positive Case Of What Just Happened… (Mumbles) Man, Second Non-elimination Fatality In 5 Days, And We Just Suffered The Loss Of Nutty Too. (Done Mumbling) Unlike That Tragic Event, There Will Be A Tribal Council Ceremony, Just For The Guardian Angels Though. First We Had A Contestant That Was On The Losing Team Die, And Now A Contestant On The Winning Team Died. That's Just Awful.
(End Of Diary)
(At The Tribal Council Ceremony)
Brandon G: Not Counting Pop's Momentarily Exit From The Game, This Is Your First Tribal Council, Guardian Angels. The Rules Are Simple, Whoever Gets The Most Votes Will Be Eliminated And Have To Jump Off Of The 500-ft Cliff, And Considering What Mime Did To Upset The Ocean, I Would Eliminate Him But That Would Be Up For The Contestants To Choose. So, Let's Begin. So The First Vote Goes Out To… Mime…
Mime: (Sighs) Well, I'm Screwed.
Brandon G: I'm Not Even Going To Bother Reading The Rest Of The Votes, Because These Were The Exact Same Votes From The Last Elimination That The Guardian Angels Were Involved. They We're Just Not Used Until Now. Anyways, Josh Who Has Three Votes Is Safe, And Mime Is Out With Eight Votes. Maybe If You Would Have Had Not Taken The Leak In The Middle Of The Challenge, Maybe You Wouldn't Have Not Have Been Eliminated.
Mime: Well, This Is It, I Guess I'm Done. Bye Everyone, Enjoy The Rest Of The Contest In My Absence.
(Mime Walks Up To The Cliff And Is About To Jump Off It Until…)
Lammy: MIME WAIT!!!
Mime: What The?! Lammy?!! What Do You Want, I'm Already Eliminated, What Else Do You Need To Tell Me?!
Lammy: Well, Your Elimination Crushes Me More Than Anything Else. I Had Way Too Much Of A Crush On You Ever Since We Started Dating In Middle School. Ever Since Then, We Haven't Been Dating As Much, Mainly Because Of My Awful Relationship With Truffles. But Now That We Are At The Situation, I Have Something To Tell You, That You Might Not Be Fond Of, Now That You're Eliminated.
Mime: What Is It? What Is There Possibly You Can Tell Me?! … (Slowly Realizes What Lammy Was About To Say) WAIT!! NO!!! DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU ARE!!!
Lammy: Yeah... I'm Pregnant…
Mime: (Anime Shocked Face)
Brandon G: Enough Of Whatever Is Going On Here, You Had Your Moment To Talk To Her, And Now, Well, It's Been Nice Knowing You..
Mime: (Gets On His Knees And Begs) PLEASE! NO!! YOU CAN'T DO ME LIKE THIS!!! YOU ALREADY HAD A CONTESTANT DIED THIS EPISODE ALREADY!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO DIE IN THE SAME EPISODE!!!!! THAT IS COMPLETELY UNFAIR!!!!!! WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU ANYWAYS!!!!!!!
Brandon G: Well, As Crush 40 Put It, I Am, All Of Me!!!
(Brandon Kicks Mime Off The Cliff In A This Is Sparta Moment, Mime Then Impacts The Ground So Hard Leaving Behind His Hands And Legs, He Is Now Dead)
Brandon G: That Takes Care Of That Nuisance! Man I'm On Fire With The Video Game References Today! I'm Sure Lammy Will Be Fine Being A Pregnant Single Woman, If Not, Well, Can't Say That I'm Sorry.
(Lammy's Video Diary)
Lammy: (Cries) Thanks To That Stupid Sadist Of A Host, Both Of My Love Interest Is Are Now Dead, And Now I'm A Single Woman Who Is Pregnant. I'm Lucky Enough That My Gestation Period Is Not As Short As Petunia's.
(End Of Diary)
(Pierce's Video Diary)
Pierce: (Scared) Despite Me Being A Tough Guy, I'm Actually Scared Of What's Going To Happen To Me Next, Considering Who I Just Killed. I Feel Like I'm Starting To Turn Into My Cousin Flaky, And She's Starting To Turn Into Me. I'm Turning Into A Coward Like She Was, And She's Turning Into A Tough Gal Like I Was. My Life Is A Wreck Now Since I Killed Someone, And It's Probably Traumatized Me For Life. Please For The Love Of God Don't Let Get Worse.
(End Of Diary)
(Someone Knocks On The Guardian Angel's Team Cabin)
Pierce: Flaky, Open Up, I Need To Tell You Something, And I Promise Not To Be A Jerk About It.
Flaky: What Is It?
Pierce: I Don't Know About You, But I Just Killed Someone Earlier Today, And I Feel Like This Island Is Doing Something To The Both Of Us.
Flaky: How Could An Island Do Something To Both Of Us, It's Not Even Possessed Or Anything.
Pierce: Well Your Mind Will Change Once I Tell You This… This Island, Slowly But Surely, It's Swapping Both Of Our Personalities!
Flaky: WHAT?!! NO!! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!
Pierce: That's The Thing Though, While You Were Busy Conquering Your Fears. I Am Slowly Turning Into A Coward Like You Are, (Start Crying And Hugging Flaky) And I Don't Want That To Happen To Me, I'm Way Too Tough To Become A Coward.
Flaky: (Sighs) There, There Pierce, I'm Sure Everything Will Work Out In The End.
(Hold Up This Episode Isn't Over Yet. We See Brandon Germain Holding A Camera To His Face In The Woods, In The Style of Blair Witch Project From 1999)
Brandon G: Okay, Some Contestants Stated That This Island Is Cursed, And It's Slowly Killing Off Our Actual Contestants Due To Either Unethical Reasons Or Having Other People Kill Them For Unknown Reasons, And I'm Here To Prove Them Wrong And Show Them That This Island Is Not Cursed. And I'm Here With My Cousins Bradley And Ryan Who Are Holding The Camera.
(Brandon Then See Something In The Distance In A Cave)
Brandon G: Wait, What's That Light In That Cave?!
Bradley C: I Don't Know But Something's Telling Me You Should Not Go In There.
(Brandon Walks Into The Cave And Sees A Odd Setup Featuring A Pink Crystal Ball, A Bulletin Board Featuring All 31 Contestants, And Blue X's On The Eliminated Contestants, And Red X's On Nutty And Gillian)
Brandon G: What The Hell, Somebody Has Been Tracking All The Eliminations And Killing So Far, Who Would Do Such A Thing? Wait A Minute, That's A Red X On Me!!
Ryan Z: I Think The Person Who Has Been Killing Off The Contestants Is Going To Kill You Next!!
Brandon G: WHAT!!!
Bradley C: YEAH, YOU GOTTA GET OUT HERE BEFORE!!!
(A Mysterious Figure Appearing Behind Brandon's Back)
??? (Preferably Yumi): I've Waited Oh So Long To Get My Revenge, And Now I Will Have It!!
Brandon G: (Quickly Turns Around And Sees Her) OH MY GOD, GUYS SAVE YOURSELVES BEFORE YOU GET KILLED ALONG WITH!!!
(The Episode Ends With A Familiar Static From FNAF After A Jumpscare)
Graphic (In Blood): To Be Continued…
This Episode Involves Five Contestants From Each Team Climbing Up A Hill With 100 Lb Bags On Their Backs, Snowers Giggles Joined Josh, Handy Petunia's Alliance To Keep All Five Of Them Safe From Danger, Ale Beats The Living Crap Out Of Pierce, And Almost Got Beaten Up By Yoyo. But After Killing Gillian By Making Her Carry Two Bags Instead Of One, His Life Is Slowly But Surely Turning Into Flaky's Former Life Of Cowardism. Lammy Now Has Two Dead Boyfriends And A Pregnancy She Has To Suffer Through All On Her Own. At The End Of The Episode, Brandon Germain Travels Through The Woods To Prove That This Island Isn't Curse Only For Tragedy To Strike As Whoever Is Killing Off The Contestants Picked Him As His Next Target, And He Was Killed (Dun Dun Dun). Will Brandon Survive Like The Maverick Hunter He Is, Or Is He Truly Dead For Real This Time! Tune In Next Week For Another Action-packed Drama Filled Episode Of MegaMan Chroni… Or, I Mean, HTF Survivor!
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Winter (The Ice Princess)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel) (Actually Died During EP6's Challenge)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
(Actually Died During This Episode's Challenge)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Elimination Votes:
Mime: 8 (Flaky, Flippy, Krazy, Disco Bear, Snowers, Giggles, Petunia, Josh)
Josh: 3 (Pop, Lammy, Mime)
Happy Tree Friends And Its Characters Belongs To MondoMedia
Skaggles Chestnut Belongs To @Skaggles
Snowers Belongs To @NemaoHTF
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