WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! IN FACT THIS EPISODE IS EXTREMELY VIOLENT IN THE VERY BEGINNING AND WILL BE VERY CINEMATIC THROUGHOUT.
(Plays Megaman Chronicles Intro With MMC Tone Which Is Certain Notes From The Song Shot In The Dark By Within Temptation During The End Of Chorus Segments Before A Record Scratch Sound Effect Activates Realizing The Title Card For The Show Is Wrong)
Brandon G: Wrong Show Dumbass!
Jared G: Sorry About That
(Replaces MMC Logo With HTF Survivor Logo As The Survivor Production Theme Plays)
Jared G: Is That Better?
Brandon G: Yeah, (Mumbles) This Intro Scene For This Episode Though Is Going To Be More MMC Than HTF Survivor Anyways.
Jared G: Oh Damn!!
(We See Brandon Germain Holding A Camera To His Face In The Woods, In The Style of Blair Witch Project From 1999)
Brandon G: Okay, Some Contestants Stated That This Island Is Cursed, And It's Slowly Killing Off Our Actual Contestants Due To Either Unethical Reasons Or Having Other People Kill Them For Unknown Reasons, And I'm Here To Prove Them Wrong And Show Them That This Island Is Not Cursed. And I'm Here With My Cousins Bradley And Ryan Who Are Holding The Camera.
(Brandon Then See Something In The Distance In A Cave)
Brandon G: Wait, What's That Light In That Cave?!
Bradley C: I Don't Know But Something's Telling Me You Should Not Go In There.
(Brandon Walks Into The Cave And Sees A Odd Setup Featuring A Pink Crystal Ball, A Bulletin Board Featuring All 31 Contestants, And Blue X's On The Eliminated Contestants, And Red X's On Nutty And Gillian)
Brandon G: What The Hell, Somebody Has Been Tracking All The Eliminations And Killing So Far, Who Would Do Such A Thing? Wait A Minute, That's A Red X On Me!!
Ryan Z: I Think The Person Who Has Been Killing Off The Contestants Is Going To Kill You Next!!
Brandon G: WHAT!!!
Bradley C: YEAH, YOU GOTTA GET OUT HERE BEFORE!!!
(A Mysterious Figure Appearing Behind Brandon's Back)
Yumi: I've Waited Oh So Long To Get My Revenge, And Now I Will Have It!!
Brandon G: (Quickly Turns Around And Sees Her) OH MY GOD, GUYS SAVE YOURSELVES BEFORE YOU GET KILLED ALONG WITH!!!
(The Camera Breaks A Familiar Static From FNAF After A Jumpscare, And Also Bradley And Ryan Are Killed Off Screen By Yumi [Bradley Culvert Is Actually Depicted As A Bear In This HTF Dimension])
(Brandon Slides Back Against The Wall After Dodging Her First Attack And Pulls Out His B-buster)
Brandon G: You're Not Going To Tame Me Like You Did Before Your Filthy Bitch, TAKE THIS!!!!
(Brandon Fires Multiple Shots Only For Yumi To Dodge Them, And Before She Could Slash Him With Her Knife, Brandon Pulls Out His B-saber To Block It)
Yumi: Why Don't You Just Die Already?!
Brandon G: I Ain't Got Time To Die You Yandere Obsessing Bitch!
(The Struggle Continues On For A While Until Yumi Overpowers Him And In The Process Slice Off His Entire Arm)
Brandon G: GWAAAAAAAH!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO ME, YOU CUT OFF MY ARM!!
Yumi: And There's Going To Be A Lot More Pain And Suffering With That Coming From.
(Yumi Laughs As He Approaches Brandon Again. Hours Later, The Battle Is Still Raging, Yumi Tearing Brandon Apart Piece By Piece, And Has His Entire Body Covered In Cuts And Gashes. With Brandon On The Floor, Yumi Grabs His Head, Trying To Slit His Throat While Laughing)
Yumi: You See, You Can't Escape Death Forever, You're Done, And There's Nothing In The World That Can…
Cheyenne M (From Yumi's Crystal Ball): Is This Camera On?!
Yumi: Hm?!
Ryan D (From Yumi's Crystal Ball): Yeah It Is On, Show Begins In 10 Minutes And We Haven't Seen Brandon At All.
Cheyenne M (From Yumi's Crystal Ball): That Worries Me The Most, Because I Can't Afford To Lose Him Again, He Already Died Two Times Already I Can't Afford To Lose Him A Third Time, Having That Happen Would Literally Make Me Flip Out And Turn Maverick.
Yumi: That Bitch Cheyenne Miller Still Alive? I Thought I Killed Her, She Shouldn't Be Alive If I Killed Her. (Continues To Talk Nonsense As Brandon Crawls Away)
Brandon G: Good, She's Distracted, Maybe I'll Have A Chance To Escape Her This Time. In Fact (Aims His Buster At The Top Of The Cave, And Starts Charging It) Let's See That Bitch Try To Get Out Of This
(Brandon Shoots His Buster, Causing A Bunch Of Rocks To Crumble And Cover Up The Entrance, As Yumi Turns Around To See It)
Yumi: What?! (Sees Her Entrance Blocked Off) I Don't Usually Let People Go After I Try To Kill Them, But He Got Lucky, He Won't The Next Time I See Him.
(Fades Back To The Woods With Brandon Weakly Crawling To Escape His Captor, Even Though He Blocked Her Off)
Brandon G: I Need To Tell Everyone About This... And I Will Use Every Inch And Energy Left In My Extremely Damaged Body… To Get Back To Camp… And Evacuate Everyone… Good Thing I Told Austin About This, That Way He Can Get Everyone Stuff Packed In My Return… Hold Tight Cheyenne, Your Hubby's Coming… Slowly But Surely... But Coming Anyways!
(Ends Kick Ass MMC Style Opening Scene)
Cheyenne M: Last Time On Happy Tree Friends: Survivor, Josh Snowers Made An Alliance With Giggles, Petunia And Handy, While Pierce Lectures His Alliance On How To Not Vote Him Off. After That Meeting Cuddles Through A Water Balloon As A Method Of Payback For Pierce Throwing Ale And Him Out Of The Cabin, And As Pierce Was Going To Beat Him Up, Ale Beat Him Up First To Protect Her Boyfriend. Pierce Tried To Get Ale Banned, Which Was Denied By My Husband, Saying That He Will Ban Him If It Comes To That Case, But We All Know It Won't. The Challenge Was To Climb A Hill With 100 Lb Bags On Their Backs, Pierce Kept Up His Jerk Ass Attitude By Giving Yoyo's Girlfriend Gillian An Extra 100 Lb To Carry. And The Guardian Angels Have To Take A Detour, Because Mime Had To Take A Leak, Which Ended Up Costing The Team The Victory, Because The Ocean Was Upset Of Him Doing That And Caused A Big Wave To Crash Into Them Making Them Lose. The Battle Cats Actually Won Their First Challenge, But It Was A Morbid Victory, Because Out Of All Shock, What Pierce Did To Gillian, Ended Up Killing Her. The Reason For That Came From The Autopsy That The Doctors Gave On Her Earlier Today, And It Seems That Her Body Was So Brittle, That Having 200 Lb On Her Back Pretty Much Crushed Almost Every Bone In Her Body, And Both Of Her Lungs As Well. Pierce Realizes That He Wasn't Meant To Kill Her, But Something Was Edging Him On To Do So, Like Some Sort Of Curse. This Curse Is Also Flipping Both Pierce's And Flaky's Personality. As Flaky Becomes More Confident, Pierce Becomes More Doubtful That Everyone And Everything Might Turn On Him In The End. At The Elimination, The Biggest Cult Of Personality Of The Contest, Mime, Begged To The Show To Support His Now Pregnant Girlfriend Lammy, But Didn't Work And He Ended Up Dying In The End. Also, I'm Taking The Place Of Brandon Because He's Been Missing For A Long While. So, Who Will Be Killed Next? Find Out Tonight When The Search Begins Again, As Episode 8 Starts Now!! This Is HTF Survivor!!
(New Theme: NF The Search Plays)
Graphic: What Do You Get…
Graphic: ...When You Mix A Gorey Series From 1999…
Graphic: ...A CBS Reality Show From 2000…
Graphic: …And The Phenom In Animation Since 2010?
Graphic: You Get The Next Generation Of Life-changing Moments.
Lyrics: Oh, Ain't That Somethin'?
Drums Came In, You Ain't See That Comin'
Hands On My Head, Can't Tell Me Nothin'
Got A Taste Of The Fame, Had To Pump My Stomach
Throw It Back Up Like I Don't Want It
Wipe My Face, Clean Up My Vomit
OCD, Tryna Push My Buttons
I Said Don't Touch It, Now Y'all Done It.
I Am Developin', Take A Look At The Benefits
Nothin' To Meddle With, I Can Never Be Delicate
Am I Even Relevant? That Depends How You Measure It
Take A Measurement, Then Bag It Up And Give Me The Evidence
Pretty Evident, Dependable Can Never Be Tentative
I'm A Gentleman, Depending On If I Think You're Genuine
Pretty Elegant, But Not Afraid To Tell You To Get A Grip
Proper Etiquette, I Keep It To Myself When I Celebrate, Ah (Ah)
It's That Time Again
Better Grab Your Balloons And Invite Your Friends
Seatbelts Back On, Yeah, Strap 'Em In
Look At Me, Everybody, I'm Smilin' Big
On A Road Right Now That I Can't Predict
Tell Me "Tone That Down, " But I Can't Resist
Y'all Know That Sound, Better Raise Your Fist
The Search Begins, I'm Back, So Enjoy The Trip, Huh
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, And Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, And Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, And Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(At The Guardian Angels Cabin)
Graphic: Day 14 (One Day After Brandon's Disappearance)
Disco Bear: (Yawn) Well, Today's The Day.
(Disco Bear's Video Diary)
Disco Bear: I Asked Flaky Last Night That Tonight, Me And Her Would Go On The Date, And She Accepted So I'm Very Excited For That.
(End Of Diary)
Petunia: (Turns) Does This Outfit Make Me Look Fat Guys?
Handy: Yeah, I Would Say That, But You're Pregnant, And Uh.. I Think It's Starting To Show
Petunia: Yeah, Thanks For Commenting On My Baby Bump, It's Not Like I Already Know It Already.
Disco Bear: (Interrupted) HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT?!!
Handy: (Puzzled) What The Hell…
Petunia: What, You're Going To Flirt With Me, Sorry DB But I'm Taken As You Can See.
Disco Bear: Wasn't Talking About You And Your Pregnancy Belly, I Was Talking About Flaky, Me And Her Are Going To Go On A Date Tonight.
Flaky: I May Be Nervous At First For This, But Ever Since I Got On This Competition, He Taught Me Everything I Need To Know To Face My Fears So I'm Going To Try My Best To Impress Him So We Can Have An Underline In Our Future Relationship. And Petunia, If I Didn't Know You Were Pregnant, I Do Now.
Petunia: Although Technically This Is Going To Last 65 Days, It's Short For Me But It's Going To Be Long And Tough For Lammy, She Has To Suffer Through 150 Days Being Pregnant On Her Own, Both Of Her Boyfriends Are Already Dead, (Pans Over To Lammy Sitting Outside, Being Depressed About The Loss Of Both Of Her True Loves) I Just Wish Life Could Get Better For Her.
(A Member Of The Other Team Walks Up To Her Being Depressed About Her "Curse" Of Constantly Losing Boyfriends Due To Death. Unfortunately, This Team Member Is Pierce, Who Has Apparently Did A Complete 180 On His Character And It's No Longer Bullying Everyone)
Pierce: Hey, I Know We're On Separate Teams, But Can We Talk.
Lammy: (Depressed) Yeah, Sure, Whatever…
Pierce: Look, I Know Life Sucks For You Right Now After What Happened To You Two Previous Boyfriends, But I'm Actually Feeling The Same Way As Well. First Off I Got The Crap Beat Out Of Me By A Girl Who Is Protecting Cuddles For Some Reason, Then I Almost Got Banned From This Competition Trying To Get Her Banned, Then I Killed Someone That I Wasn't Supposed To Kill But Something On This Island Was Telling Me To Do So, And To Top It All Off, I'm Starting To Become Like A Coward Like My Cousin. As She Is Conquering Her Fears, I'm Starting To Gain My Own Fears That Everyone And Everything That I Know And Love Might Turn On Me And Kill Me In The End, And I Don't Want That To Happen To Me. But, Some Angel From The Skies Of Heaven Is Telling Me That If I Don't Trust Anyone They Won't Trust Me Back, And They Actually Might Turn On Me Like That, And That Angel Was Your First Boyfriend Nutty.
Lammy: Really?!
Pierce: Yeah, And He Also Told Me That In Order For Me To Stay In This Contest As Long As I Want To Be In, I Need Someone To Trust. And Every Time I Ask Someone To Trust Me, They Turn Around And Turn Their Back On Me. You're The Only One I Haven't Bullied Or Harmed In My Entire Life, Mainly Because A Certain Pickle Wants To Kill Me If I Do That. And Because Of That, I Asked You This… Please Give Me Your Trust, If I Trust You, You Will Trust Me, I Will Help You Survive In These Harsh Conditions, Just Until This Contest Is Over Then You Can Get Back With Your Deer Friend As Much As You Want, And I Know He Means Family To You, Concerning You Just Told Him That You Were Pregnant With Him Yesterday. But, I'm More Concerned That You Might Lose Your Child, Concerning The Harsh Conditions Of This Contest, And Somebody Might Be Coming Out Of Hiding To Kill All Of Us, And I Really Really Don't Want That To Happen. As Much As I Was A Jerk In The Past, I Will No Longer Be One From Here On Out. So Please, Trust Me, Do This For Me, Mime, And Nutty, Because He'll Be Watching From The Skies As Well.
Lammy: Okay, I'll Trust You, What's With The Personality Change Though?
Pierce: Well, It's Safe To Say, After I Saw The Tragic Death Of Yoyo's Girlfriend Gillian, A Message From Heaven Came Down For Me, And That's When I Became A Born-again Christian, Throwing Away The Past, And Looking Towards The Future, That Death Actually Made Me Believe In God. That's Why I'm Like This, And I'll Promise To Make Amends To My Alliance As Well.
Lammy: (Hugs Pierce) You Did The Right Thing Pierce, From Now On, You Got My Trust Everyday, Every Night, 24/7 For The Rest Of Your And My Life.
Pierce: Thank You (Begins To Cry And Blush) I Never Felt This Much Emotions Going Through Me Talking To A Girl Like This. It Might Make Me Think That I Actually Have A Crush On You.
Lammy: It's Okay, You Can Admit It, Some People Usually Cry When they Admit That They Actually Have A Crush On Someone, Because They Feel Like They Might Get Turned Down, Just Like That, And Concerning What Happened To My Previous Two Boyfriends, I Will Do Everything In My Soul And Body To Protect You And Me For The Rest Of This Contest Even If It Comes To Me Dying Or You Dying.
Pierce: Thanks For Looking Out For Me, (Gets Back Up And Gathers Himself Back Together) I Got To Go Now, I Need To Talk To My Alliance About What I Talk To You About, And Try To Make Them Forgive Me For What I've Been Doing.
Lammy: Okay, You Do That, I'll See You Around
(Pierce Walks Away)
Lammy: (Send Up A Prayer) Oh Lord, Please Let Me Live As Long As I Need To To See The Day Of My First Child, I Really Don't Want To Lose Him This Early, Especially In The Dangerous Contest Like This, I Don't Want To Lose My Pregnancy During This. So Please, Let Me Live As Long As I Need To. Amen.
(In The Other Cabin)
Yoyo: Man, Losing Your Girlfriend During The Contest Is Possibly Was The Worst Things I Could Think Of, And It's All Because Of That Fucking Pierce, Someone Hand Me Over My Chicken Bucket Used For My Depression.
(Someone Hands It Over, And This Someone Happens To Be Pierce, So He Does Have A Complete Character Change, I Think He Did A Heel-face Turn As TV Tropes Describes Them As)
Pierce: To Tell You The Truth Man, I Didn't Kill Your Girlfriend, This Island's Curse Did. From The Moment I Stepped Off The Boat My Attitude Completely Changed From A Non-bully Type Character, To A Bully Type Character Who Wants To Beat The Living Crap Out Of Everyone. This Curse Made Me The Jackass You See In Front Of You Right Now, And When Gillian Died, That Curse Wore Off, And I Started To Get Concerned That This Island Is Completely Haunted And Somebody Possessing The Island Is Going To Kill Everyone If We Don't Get Off It. But Right Now, It Seems Like We're Not Getting Off It. Until Something Drastic Happens, We're Stuck Here. So, Is All Forgiven?
Yoyo: (Contemplate At First, But Then…) I Guess You Really Have Change, I'm Proud Of You, And All Is Forgiven. I Knew From The Moment You Screamed That Zero Line From X4, That I Knew This Island Was Doing Something To All Of Us, And You're Right, This Island Is Seriously Turning All Of Us Inside Out Both Mentally And Physically. If Brandon Comes Back And Tells Us To Evacuate, I Will Be All In On That, I Sure The Other Members Of The Team Will Be All In On That As Well, Speaking Of Which, I Think They All Have A Choice Word For You.
Pierce: Huh!?
(Turns Around To See The Rest Of His Team, As Pierce Expected Them To Be Angry At Him, But They're Not, They're Actually There To Support Him)
Sammy: Hey, We Heard What You Just Said, And You're Right. Before This Competition Even Started, I Saw Several Reports On The News Of This Island Being Controlled By A Certain Red Panda Who Is Planning To Kill Us All. At First I Turned Down The Opportunity To Join This Competition, But When I Heard About The $1 Million Prize, I Couldn't Refuse To Join In. I Only Now Realized That That Was The Biggest Mistake Of My Life.
Cuddles: Although This Contest Actually Gave Me The Opportunity To Get To Know New People, And Meet A Certain Person I Love Very Much. I Cannot Deny The Fact That All Of Us Joining This Contest Was A Huge Error.
Ale: I May Not Be One For Speeches, But I Know The Proven Facts. This Island Is Cursed. With That Being Said, When Brandon Returns, If He Does, I Say, WE ALL GOT OFF THIS ISLAND AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND ESCAPE THIS TERROR ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO'S WITH ME!!!!
(Everyone Cheers Like Everyone's In The Revolution, Even The Other Team Cheers As Well, As They Also Know The Truth)
Snowers: But We're Not Going To Do That Right Now. Right Now We Have A Game To Play, And After Our Challenge Is Over, If Brandon Returns, We Will Pack Everything Up Here And Leave. Never To Come Back. Ever.
Skaggles: Another Wise Chris McClain Quote, We Have Lost Too Many Damn Men In This Contest, And We Can't Afford To Lose More, I Say, When Brandon Germain Comes Back, We Call The Revolution Escape Plan.
Cheyenne M: That Is Exactly What Is Going To Happen…
Skaggles: Huh?!
Cheyenne M: Ever Since I Stepped On This Island As A Backstage Personnel And Assistant To The Actual Host That Is My Husband, I've Gotten A Chill Down My Spine That Hasn't Gone Away Since. I Know Too That The Island Is Cursed, But We're Not Going Anywhere As Of Right Now, Not Until Brandon Comes Back. Until Then, Let's Get To The Next Challenge As Brandon Would Have Wanted.
(At The Challenge Forest)
Cheyenne M: Okay So Here's The Challenge, Five Teams Of Four Will Compete In A Cooperative Team Challenge Similar To The Power Of Three In BFDI, But Unlike That Episode, There Will Be Different Challenges From Those In That Episode. First, Your Team Has To Play A Skee Ball Game And All Four Members Must Get At Least A Combined Total Of 500 Points. Then, You Must Slide Down A 400-ft Slide, With Dangerous Obstacles In Your Way, And The Final Obstacle, Your Four Members Must Create A Stone Path To Hop Across A Lake That Includes Alligators.
Cuddles: Remember Them All Too Well, Right Flaky?
Flaky: Heh-Heh, Yeah, I Guess So
Cheyenne M: Anyways, The Last Team To Cross The Finish Line Will Lose The Challenge And Those Four Members Will Decide Who To Eliminate Out Of Those Four Members. Speaking Of The Teams, Since There Are 22 Of You, Only One Member From Each Team Has To Sit Out, And Considering Petunia's Pregnancy Is A Lot Shorter Than Lammy's And Also Considering Pierce Is Going Through A Tough Time Right Now, Both Of Those Contestants Will Have To Set Out This Contest.
Pierce: Can You At Least Choose Lammy Instead Of Petunia, Josh Is Protecting Petunia, And If I'm Not In This Contest, Nobody's Going To Protect Lammy, And I Really Don't Want Her To Experience The Suffering Pain Of A Miscarriage.
Cheyenne M: Well Now That You Said It, I Guess Lammy Could Sit This One Out And Instead Of Petunia.
Lammy: Thanks For Saving My Skin Out There.
Pierce: It's All Right, Like I Said, I'm Here For You, And I Will Be With You Every Single Day Until That Kid Is Born… Or At Least When Mime Comes Back After The Competition Is Over.
Cheyenne M: As I Was Saying, The First Team Of Four Are Going To Be Consisting Of Petunia, Giggles, Snowers and Josh. The Second Team Of Four Are Going To Be Consisting Of Flippy, Krazy, Pop Handy. The Third Team Of Four Will Be Consisting Of Disco Bear, Flaky, Skaggles Winter. The Fourth Team Of Four Will Be Consisting Of Sammy, Yoyo, Toothy Sniffles. And The Final Team Of Four Will Be Consisting Of The Remaining Four Of You, That Being Ale, Cuddles, Lumpy, Russell. So Now With The Teams All Set, Are You Guys Ready.
Cuddles: Say The Word, And We're Off!
Cheyenne M: On Your Mark, Get Set, GO!
(All 5 Teams Dashed Off. The Rankings Were Followed)
1st. Flippy's Team (Flippy, Handy, Krazy, And Pop)
2nd. Ale's Team (Ale, Cuddles, Lumpy, And Russell)
3rd. Josh's Team (Josh, Petunia, Snowers, And Giggles)
4th. Flaky's Team (Flaky, Disco Bear, Skaggles, And Winter)
Last. Sammy's Team (Sammy, Yoyo, Toothy, And Sniffles)
(At The Ski Ball Arcade)
Josh: Oh, We're At The First Ones To Reach 500.
Petunia: Yeah, Let's Go. (Mumbles) Could Run Faster If I Wasn't Pregnant. (Sighs)
Pierce (From Sidelines): Toothy And Sniffles, Win This for Us!
Toothy: (Puzzled) Ok?!
Sniffles: (Also Puzzled) You're The Boss?!
(Sniffles Video Diary)
Sniffles: I Don't Know About You, But I Believe Pierce Had His Personality Completely Turn Around. Before He Was Just Pushing Us To The Victory Line In A Mean And Very Aggressive Way, And Now He's Cheering For Us. Did Something Happen Last Night To Him?!
(End Of Diary)
(Toothy's Video Diary)
Toothy: So Earlier Today, I Saw Pierce Talking To Lammy All About Trusting Someone, And I Overheard That His Personality Changed Because He Turned Into A Born Again Christian. I Don't Know About You, But That Sounds Very Religious To Me, Too Religious. Who Is Writing The Story Anyways?!
Jared G (From Outside The Confession Can): Uh, My Dad Brandon Writing This Story You Numbskull, He's A Christian Too You Know (I Don't Go To Church, But This Is Actually True, Kind Of)
Toothy: Well That Makes Things More Clearer.
(End Of Diary)
Toothy: Okay We Got It, And We're The Third Ones To Do It.
Sniffles: We Got To Catch Up In Order To Win, Otherwise We'll Be On The Chopping Block If The Other Two Teams Pass Us.
(At The Slide)
Snowers: Who Puts Those Type Of Hazardous Items On A Slide, Somebody's Going To Get Really Hurt If Somebody Runs Into Any Of These.
Petunia: And I'm At The Risk Of Miscarraging If My Stomach Gets Pierced By Any Of These Items.
Josh: Don't Worry Guys, I Got The Perfect Plan (Takes Out Portable Shield Bubble).
Giggles: I Don't Know About This, I Think This Would Be Cheating.
Josh: The Host Did Say You Can Use Whatever You Want To Your Advantage, Right?!
Snowers: He's Right Actually, The Host Actually Did Say That. It Was Just Actually In The Contract We Signed Though.
Cheyenne M: And Josh's Team Uses A Very Effective Strategy Of Shielding Everyone From The Sharp Items On The Slide.
Pierce: (Whispers Into Cheyenne's Ear) You Know Those Sharp Items Might Have A Chance Of Making Petunia Suffer A Miscarriage, Right? So That's Why They Did That.
Cheyenne M: Well, That Explains It. I Didn't Even Knew Petunia Was Pregnant, I'm Just A Backstage Personnel And I Don't Pay Attention To That Stuff. This Is My First Time Trying To Host Something Brandon Would Have Done, So At Least Give Me Some Slack When It Comes To Doing Stuff For The First Time.
(At Alligator Alley, Just After Josh's Team Crosses)
Toothy: Oh Man, How Are We Going To Do This?!
Pierce: (Runs Up To Toothy With His Pocket Knife) I'm Not One For Animal Abuse, But Those Alligators Do Seem Deadly So I Would Just Chuck That At Them.
Toothy: Are You Sure, Because I'm Not Sure If That's Okay.
Pierce: It's Okay If You Use It For Self-defense, Which This Technically Is. So Do It For Me, Please?
Sniffles: Okay, I Guess We Can Try.
Pierce: That's All I'm Hoping For, And Besides, There's No I In Team, Right Guys?!
Sammy: You're Right, Let's Go.
(Josh's Team Becomes The First To Cross The Line)
Cheyenne M: Congratulations Josh, You And Your Team Survivalist Tactics Gave Your Team The Win.
Petunia: Thank God, All That Running Is Making Me Sick (Vomits On The Ground)
Josh: Don't Panic Guys, It's Just A Symptom, I Know That All Too Well When I Used To Be Her Husband.
(Josh's Video Diary)
Josh: For The People Who Don't Know Already, I First Married Petunia Before I Married Stacy, And I Impregnated Both Girls During Separate Periods Of Time, So I'm Used To The Symptoms By Now, And I Can Diagnose What Happens During Pregnancy. Oh And BTW, Stacy Is Petunia's Sister, So I'm Technically Part Of Her Family And My Family As Well. (Mumbles) It Feels Like Both Of Our Family's Merged When I Married Petunia Then Stacy Later.
(End Of Diary)
(Toothy's Team Crosses The Line In Second, Followed By Disco Bear's Team In Third, Flippy's Team In Fourth, And For The Unfortunate Of Fans Cuddles Team In Last)
Cuddles: OH DEAR GOD WE LOST!!! GUYS, PLEASE DON'T VOTE ALE OUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! I'M DEFENSELESS WITHOUT HER!!!
Cheyenne M: Well That Is Super Unfortunate For You Guys, I Guess You Will Have To Vote Someone Off And That Will Be…
???: STOP, STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THE SHOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
Cheyenne M: What?!
(That Voice That Came From The Bushes, Ended Up Being Brandon Who Is Critically Injured, As He Drags Himself Out So Everyone Can See Him)
Snowers, Josh, Cuddles, Flippy, Krazy Flaky: BRANDON!!!
Cheyenne M: Dear God What Happened To You! Don't Tell Me You're Going To Die Again!
Brandon G: RELAX! I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!! I Have Suffered Through A Whole Crapload Of Injuries Just To Get Here And A Loss Of A Arm (Turns His Head To The Contestants And Yells At Them Like A General) AS FOR THE 22 OF YOU, GRAB EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE PACKED THE GET HERE, WE'RE LEAVING RIGHT NOW!!! NO EXPLANATIONS, NO BUTS, NO IFS, NO ANDS, YOU HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO DISPATCH THE ISLAND IMMEDIATELY!!! GO GO GO!!!!
(Everyone Is Put Into A State Of Panic, As Everyone Rushed To Get Their Belongings Together And Get On The Escape Boat)
Brandon G: IS EVERYONE HERE?!
(Everyone Nods In Unison)
Brandon G: OKAY!! AUSTIN!! GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!
Austin C: You Got It Chief.
(Austin Starts The Boat And It Leaves What Was Camp Massacre)
Cheyenne M: Okay, Now The Question Is, Where Too? If We Don't Have An Island We Don't Have A Contest, And We Can't Decide The Winner Without An Island.
Brandon G: I Actually Know Where We're Going, (Turns To Contestants) I Hope You All Brought Your Winter Gear, Because We're Heading To A Cold Country, Which Happens To Be My Family's Original Homeland. TORONTO, HERE WE COME!!!
Dodge Announcer: HIT IT!!
(Play Dodge Jingle From 2002 As The Episode Ends)
This Episode Involves The Contestants, Who Are In Five Teams Of Four, Running Through Three Obstacles To See Who Will Be Up For Elimination, But In The End Nobody Was, Because As It Turns Out Brandon Germain Noticed That The Island Was Cursed And Made Their Escape While They Still Can. Meanwhile, Flaky Still Has Her Date With Disco Bear, Is Just On The Boat, And Pierce Finally Turns Face And Is Dedicated To Protect A Pregnant Lammy From Harm, Just Like What Josh Is Doing With Petunia Now, Speaking Of Which, Her Baby Bump Became More Noticeable Starting In This Episode. Next Time, Happy Tree Friends Is Returning To Canada, As We Had To The Toronto Islands To Continue HTF Survivor Without Any Interruptions, Or Any Interference From Yumi, As She Is Still Trapped In Her Cave With Rocks Blocking Her Exit Path. She Will Return Soon Though, I'll Promise You That.
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Winter (The Ice Princess)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel) (Actually Died During EP6's Challenge)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
(Actually Died During EP7's Challenge)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Elimination Votes:
No Elimination, But There Will Be An Elimination For Both Teams Next Episode.
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