WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Before We Get Started With This Episode, Let Me Give You A Little Warning. This Episode You Are About To See Will Be Very Touching And Disturbing. You Will Cry Through This Whole Story, Especially Near The End. So If You Can't Handle Sad Stuff, DON'T READ THIS!
Jared G: Seriously, Again!
Brandon G: Jared, I Have A Show To Run So Could You Not Disturb Me At This Point!
Jared G: I Thought My Mom Was Running It
Brandon G: Whatever
(Episode Begins On Camp Massacre As It Seems Like The Guys Forgot A Certain Someone)
Ryan D: Alright Guys, We Have An Hour Before The Show… (Realizes No One's There) Hey, Where Did Everyone Go?! I Sworn They Would Have Been Here By Now But (Suddenly Yumi Appears Behind Him And Knocks Him Out As We Cut To Black)
Yumi: So You Think You Found Your Safe Haven, Huh? Well You Won't Be Safe When I'm Through With You Guys. You're Playing My Game Now, And Once You Return To Camp Massacre When I Tell You What's Going To Happen, You Will All Die! They Need To Pay. They Need To Be Punished. Every Single One Of Them. They Say Payback A Bitch, Well I Say, Payback Will Equal Death, Prepare To Have The Deadly Games Return!
(Yumi's Laugh With Inception SFX Plays As The Intro Cutscene Ends)
Cheyenne M: Last Time On Happy Tree Friends: Survivor, Pearce Made Amends With His Team And Lammy After Realizing The Previous Camp Massacre Was Cursed, And Everyone Got The Idea To Escape As Soon As Brandon Came Back. Disco Bear Set Up A Date With Flaky, Pierce Started Having Feelings With Lammy, And The Challenge Was A Five Team Race, In Which Cuddles Team, Consisting Of Ale, Russell, Lumpy Lost And Were On The Verge Of Elimination, But That Was All Canceled When Brandon Returned And Ordered All The Contestants To Escape The Island Immediately. In Fact, Brandon Actually Has An Announcement To Make.
Brandon G: Ladies And Gentlemen, Due To The Curse Of Camp Massacre In Our Previous Location, We Have Moved Our Location To The Toronto Islands In Toronto, Canada, Also Due To My Condition I Will Not Be Hosting These Next Couple Of Episodes, Cheyenne Will Be Taking My Place Instead. But Don't Worry, The Crew Will Be Building A Bionic Arm For The Replacement Arm I Lost So All Is Good. Back To You My Love.
Cheyenne M: Thanks, Sweetie. Also, Like He Said, I'm Taking The Place Of Brandon Because He's Was Injured In The Last Episode and I Will Take His Place For The Foreseeable Future. So, Who Will Be Killed Next? Find Out Tonight When The Search Begins Again, As Episode 9 Starts Now! This Is HTF Survivor!
(New Theme: NF The Search Plays)
Graphic: What Do You Get…
Graphic: ...When You Mix A Gorey Series From 1999…
Graphic: ...A CBS Reality Show From 2000…
Graphic: …And The Phenom In Animation Since 2010?
Graphic: You Get The Next Generation Of Life-changing Moments.
Lyrics: Oh, Ain't That Somethin'?
Drums Came In, You Ain't See That Comin'
Hands On My Head, Can't Tell Me Nothin'
Got A Taste Of The Fame, Had To Pump My Stomach
Throw It Back Up Like I Don't Want It
Wipe My Face, Clean Up My Vomit
OCD, Tryna Push My Buttons
I Said Don't Touch It, Now Y'all Done It.
I Am Developin', Take A Look At The Benefits
Nothin' To Meddle With, I Can Never Be Delicate
Am I Even Relevant? That Depends How You Measure It
Take A Measurement, Then Bag It Up And Give Me The Evidence
Pretty Evident, Dependable Can Never Be Tentative
I'm A Gentleman, Depending On If I Think You're Genuine
Pretty Elegant, But Not Afraid To Tell You To Get A Grip
Proper Etiquette, I Keep It To Myself When I Celebrate, Ah (Ah)
It's That Time Again
Better Grab Your Balloons And Invite Your Friends
Seatbelts Back On, Yeah, Strap 'Em In
Look At Me, Everybody, I'm Smilin' Big
On A Road Right Now That I Can't Predict
Tell Me "Tone That Down, " But I Can't Resist
Y'all Know That Sound, Better Raise Your Fist
The Search Begins, I'm Back, So Enjoy The Trip, Huh
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
(Fades Up To The Guardian Angels New Cabin)
Graphic: Day 17 (3 Days Since The Move To Toronto)
Snowers: Man, This Is Terrible!
Giggles: What's Wrong Honey.
Snowers: Take A Look At This, Seems Like Louisiana Is Getting Hit Pretty Hard With Hurricane Ida!
Giggles: OH MY GOD! AND THE SAINTS PLAY IN LOUISIANA, PLEASE TELL ME THE SUPERDOME IS OKAY!
Snowers: The Superdome Is Probably Fine, But As For Everything Else, This Might Be Worse Than Hurricane Katrina In 2005.
(Snowers' Video Diary)
Snowers: For Those People Who Have Not Known About What Happened In 2005 For The New Orleans Saints Of The NFL, Basically The Saints Played Two Preseason Games In The Mercedes-Benz Superdome Before Being Forced To Evacuate New Orleans Due To Hurricane Katrina. They Were Forced To Play The Rest Of The Season On The Road, Splitting Their Games Between Their Temporary Headquarters At San Antonio's Alamodome, And LSU's Tiger Stadium In Baton Rouge, And Even Playing Their First Home Game At Giants Stadium. This Situation Might Play Out Again This Year, And Just After Brees Retired Too. Man, New Orleans And The Entire State Of Louisiana Really Does Not Have Good Luck With Hurricanes.
(End Of Diary)
(In The Other Team's Cabin)
(Skaggles Is Sitting On His Bunk All Sad)
Winter: Hey Skaggs, What's Wrong?
Skaggles: (Sighs) I'm Still Sad That I Killed My Brother…
Winter: Well, You Don't Have To Be. It Wasn't Your Fault, And Besides, There Was Nothing We Could Do About It. The Best Thing We Can Do Is Just Let It Go Aside, And Focus On The Rest Of The Game.
Skaggles: Thanks, At Least I Have Someone There For Me.
Winter: Hey, I'm Glad I Can Help. Hey, Why Don't We Cuddle Together To Forget About This.
Skaggles: I'm All In For That.
(In The New Cafe)
Cuddles: I'm Still Concerned That Yumi Might Get Revenge On Us Someday
Ale: You're Still Concerned About That? Psh, You Don't Need To Be Concerned Anymore. We Got Off That Island And She Isn't A Problem For Us Anymore.
Cuddles: I Don't Know Though, She Might Still Be A Problem Even Afterwards, And I'm Totally Not Ready For That…
(Ale's Video Diary)
Ale: My BF Is Still Concerned About Yumi Even Though We Got Off That Island. I Didn't Want To Tell Him This Personally But I'm Also Feeling The Same Way. I Have A Feeling That She Might Come Back And Get Vengeance On Us And I Don't Want That To Happen To Me Or Anyone Else, Especially Cuddles.
(End Of Diary)
Cheyenne M: (Busts In) Hey Guys, Guess What?
Josh: Let Me Guess, The Challenge Canceled Today In Order For A Double Team Elimination, Am I Right?
Cheyenne M: How Did You Know That?!
Josh: I Just Know!
Cheyenne M: Although You Did Forget About One Thing…
Josh: And What Is That?
Cheyenne M: Well Apparently, This Was Suggested By My Husband, One Team Will Do The Tribal Council Is Normal, While The Other Team, Well, Let's Just Say One Of Their Members Will Get Shot As A Quick Elimination!
Everyone In The Cafe Except Skaggles And Winter: (BFDI Scream)
Sniffles: One Of Us Is Going To Get Shot?! That Doesn't Seem Good At All!
Pierce: I Have A Bad Feeling That Something Is Going To Happen To Me And I'm Not Going To Like It…
Lammy: Don't worry, It Will Probably Not Be You, It Will Probably Be Me If It Comes Down To That.
Pierce: You Know I Don't Want Harm Done To You Right?! Considering Your Current Health Status!
Lammy: Now That You Say That I Am Getting More Scared About That. I Don't Want To Die.
Brandon G: (Rolls In On Wheelchair) You Don't Need To Worry About That Lammy, Like I Said The Handy About Petunia Status, If You Die While Pregnant, You Will Be Revived And Your Pregnancy Will Continue From The Point You Had Died. Now If You Excuse Me, I Need To Get That Arm Transplant, So Cheyenne You Can Take Care Of The Eliminations For Me.
Cheyenne M: All Right Guys, I'll See You At The Campfire Later Tonight.
(Cheyenne Leaves As Skaggles Walks In With Winter)
Skaggles: Hey Guys, What Did We Miss?
(Silence)
Winter: Are Both Of Our Teams Up For Elimination Again?!
(Fades Into Night With Both Teams Around The Campfire)
Cheyenne M: I Had Decided That The Battle Cats Will Be Doing The Tribal Ceremony Because They're So Used To It, And The Guardian Angels Will Have One Of Their Members Being Shot. The Cats Will Actually Do Their Tribal Council First So We Can Save The Best Gore For Last. So, Let Us Begin. So Usually, Brandon Would Read Out The Votes One By One Until We Get Down To Who Gets The Rest Of The Votes. But When We Got To This Island, Our Budget Actually Upgraded So We Have a TV To Determine The Votes For Us, And Let's See What The TV Has Decided.
(The TV Calculates The Results, And The Results Ended Up Being Lumpy Eliminated With 7 Votes Over Pierce's 3 Votes, And Russell's 1 Vote)
Cheyenne M: Wow, It Looks Like The TV Is Accurate In The Elimination Calculation. So Lumpy With Seven Votes Is Eliminated, How Fitting That The Tv Is Way Smarter Than This Stupid Moose Who Doesn't Even Know Anything.
Lumpy: (Anger Building Up After Insult) I'M! NOT! AN IDIOT!
Rest Of The Battle Cats Team: (Gasp)
Sniffles: Wait, You're Not An Idiot
Lumpy: Of Course I'm Not, Smarty Pants! I Have An Above Average IQ, And That Wasn't Triggered Until Now Because I've Suffered A Traumatic Head Injury That Made Me This Way! That Injury Also Made One Of My Antlers Upside Down Because Of My Stupid Antics! I Wish I Could Kill Myself Right Now To End My Torture Because I Can't See Myself Living In This World Anymore With All These... IMBECILES OF TEAMMATES I HAVE! FUCK ALL OF YOU, FUCK THIS COMPETITION, And Most Importantly, FUCK YOU CHEYENNE MILLER! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE RIGHT NOW!
(Runs Off The Cliff While Screaming Like Christopher Niosi From Brawl Taunts 3 And Falls To His Death And Splatters On The Ground Leaving Only His Lengthy Arms And Legs Behind, He Is Now Dead)
Sammy: Wow, I Never Saw Someone Rage Quit Just Like That.
Russell: Yeah, Truffles Had A Similar Fate, You Know…
(Crossfade To The Members Of The Guardian Angels Lined Up Like They're Getting A Mugshot)
Cheyenne M: Okay Guardian Angels, I'm Just Going To Make This One Quick (Pulls Out Buster) One Of Your Members Of This Team Will Be Killed Right Away, (Contemplate Who To Kill) Now Who Would I Want To Kill So I Can Make Their Lives More Of A Living Hell.
All Guardian Angels Members Who Were Currently In The Relationship: (Gulps Scaredly)
Cheyenne M: Well, Considering We Can't Afford Two Pregnant Girls On The Show, And Considering Lammy's Pregnancy Is Longer Than Petunia's. I'm Sorry Lammers, But You're Done (Starts Charging Up Buster And Aims It At Lammy)
Pierce: LAMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Dives In Front Of Lammy And Heroically Takes A Bullet)
Lammy: PEARSON!
Cheyenne M: Oh No! Not Again!
(Lammy Runs To The Aid Of Her Fallen Friend)
Lammy: Pierce! Hang In There! You're Going To Be Alright!
Pierce: (Dying) Actually, Remember When I Said Everyone And Everything Was Going To Turn On Me. I Think This Is What Fate Meant By That.
Lammy: Just Hang In There! I Can't Afford To Lose Another One!
Pierce: Well, I Think You Just Did. At Least I Died A Hero, That's All That Matters In My Part. (Goes Limp And Dies)
Lammy: PIERCE! PIERCE! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME YET! PIERCE! (Screams) PIERCE!
Cheyenne M: Look, I Didn't Expect That To Happen, I'm So Sorry For What I Did…
Lammy: (Hastily Grabs Cheyenne's Buster Out Of Her Hands And Aims At Her) You Bitch! Do You Realize What You Have Just Done! I Already Had Two Of My Boyfriends Die Already, And You Killing My Third Literally Crossed The Line For Me!
Snowers: Calm Down Lammy, I'm Sure We Can Talk This… (Get Shot In One Of His Angel Wing) GAH, MY ANGEL WING!
Lammy: Nobody Move Or All You're Going To Get Shot! And You, I Thought I Knew You Better, Oftentimes Trying To Protect People From Harm. But Now I Know The Truth. You're No Hero, You're A Maverick, AND YOU'RE DEAD TO ME AS OF RIGHT NOW!
(Lammy Charges Miller's Buster Until…)
?: LAMMY! DON'T DO IT! THIS IS NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL LIKE I REMEMBERED YOU!
Lammy: Huh?!
(Turns Around To See… None Other Than… Nutty?! [But How, Isn't He Supposed To Be Dead!])
Nutty: Please Don't Do It, I Know How Much You Mean To Me, But Killing The Host Won't Solve Any Of Your Problems.
Lammy: Nutty?! (Starts To Tear Up) How Are You Alive?!
Nutty: I Was Dead, But Then A Certain Maverick Hunter Brought Me Back To Life.
(Shows Donovan Dygert Wheeling In Brandon Germain On A Wheelchair)
Flippy: Brandon? You Revived Him?!
Brandon G: I Didn't Revive Them, The Guy Wheeling Me In Did.
Donovan D: After Witnessing Josh's Remarkable Recovery, And After Hearing About A Certain Squirrel Dying Due To A Skull Fracture, I Created A Gun That Can Revive People, And It's Safe To Say That I've Revived Two Certain Contestants. The Other Of Which Is Coming Here Right Now, And They Weren't Really Eliminated.
Yoyo: Who In The World Could That Possibly Be?!
?: Yoyo!
Yoyo: WHAT?!
(Turns Around The See Gillian Revived)
Yoyo: Gillian?! Is That You?! (Runs To Hug Her And Both Of Them Rejoice) I Thought I Saw You Die Right In Front Of My Eyes.
Gillian: Well, I Did Die, But Donovan Resurrected Me.
Donovan D: And It Seems Like We Also Have Another One Who Died, Hold On A Second (Shoots Revival Gun At Pierce And Resurrects Him)
Pierce: (Slowly Comes To) Matthew?! Is This Heaven?!
Brandon G: No Pierce, I'm Brandon And This Is HTF Survivor.
Pierce: Did I Seriously Die And Then Get Revived, That Doesn't Make Any Sense, But Whatever. (Walks Over To The Nutty And Lammy) Nutty, Hate To Break The News, But Lammy Is In A Relationship With Mime And… Well… She's Pregnant With Him.
Nutty: Nah, I'm Okay With That. Besides, I Might Be With Her Until Mime And Her Have Their Child, If You're Okay With That.
Pierce: Yeah That's Fine, And Besides, I Made A Complete 180 In Character And I'm Not A Total Jerkwad Anymore That Wants To Beat Everyone Up.
Nutty: Congratulations On The Faith Turn, I Knew You Could Do It, And Besides That Island Was Pretty Much Cursed Anyways.
Cheyenne M: Well I Guess We Have Three Characters Rejoining The Contest Now. But The Question Is, There's 23 Contestants, And Who Are These Two Going To Join?
Brandon G: I Say Those Two Go Back To The Teams That They Were Originally On, To Make It A 12 On 11 Contest. Also, I Might Have Another One Of Those Fan Characters Joining The Game Contest In The Future.
Cheyenne M: Should We Go Back To 22, I Mean It Needs To Be As Even As Possible.
Brandon G: You're Right, And I've Recently Got A Call From Jared, And He Suggested That Pop Should Take Care Of His Son And My Youngest Daughter Because Their Due Date For Their Baby Is Coming Up Very Shortly.
Pop: That's Fine By Me, This Time I'm Actually Going To Not Rejoin Like I Did Last Time, So I'm Actually Going To Quit For Real This Time. Good Luck Guys, And Good Luck To You Giggles, Hopefully You Can Win For Us.
Giggles: Good Luck On Your Future Endeavors As A Grandfather.
Cheyenne M: Well, I Guess That Happened, Anyways, You Guys Are Good To Go Back To Your Cabins And Do Whatever.
(Back At The Battle Cats' Cabin)
Nutty: (Knocks On Door) Pierce, Can I See You For A Second.
Pierce: What Is It?
Nutty: So About Earlier, Are We Both Watching Over Lammy? Because Considering You're On The Other Team, I Don't Think We Can Both Do That.
Pierce: Anyone Can Watch Over Someone, Even If You're On The Other Team Or Not. And Both Of Us Protecting Her Would Make Everything Go Smoothly For Her Until The Competition Is Over, That Is When She's Gonna Reunite With Her Boyfriend Mime.
Nutty: Ok, I'm Good With Teaming Up To Protect Her, But She Was My Girlfriend Before, I Don't Know Who Else In The World Could Be My Girlfriend Now.
Skaggles: Hey Bro, Considering Both You My Mom's Was Married To My Dad At One Point, Are You Okay With Me And You Dating Winter On Constant Occasions. Like, You Date Her One Day And I Date Her Another, And She Will Decide Who Has A Better Chance Of Having A Relationship With Her.
Nutty: I'm Fine With That, But What Happens If She Accepts Both Of Us As Her Boyfriends?
Skaggles: Well, Considering My Father Was A Polygamist, And Winter Told Me That Her Mother Was Also A Polygamist, I Think She Would Be Fine With That.
Winter: Actually, Why Don't I Take Both Of You On A Date!
Skaggles: WHAT?!
Nutty: NO WAY!?
Winter: Yeah, If My Mom Married Two Boys In Her Days, Why Not Have Both For You As My Boyfriends.
Skaggles And Nutty: (Silence)
Winter: What, Was That Too Much For You Guys To Handle?
Skaggles And Nutty: (Hugs Winter) Yes, Let's Do It!
Winter: I Knew You Boys Would Realize It Eventually…
(End Of Episode)
This Episode Involves Two Teams Having Another Double Elimination, One Team Going Through The Tribal Council, While The Other Team Has One Of Its Members Shot And Killed, Also Two Dead Contestants Return As Well As A Contestant Dying And Being Resurrected In The Same Episode. The Next Episode Of HTF Survivor Will Be Released Somewhere In December, Until Then I Will Be Focusing On My Oswego College Work, So I Might Not Be Posting Anything For A While
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Giggles (The Princess)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Josh (The Artist)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Winter (The Ice Princess)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear) (Quits For Real This Time, Will Never Return)
Elimination Votes:
Lumpy: 7 (Pierce, Sammy, Yoyo, Skaggles, Winter, Sniffles, Toothy)
Pierce: 3 (Cuddles, Ale, Russell)
Russell: 1 (Lumpy)
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