(Hell, Satan's flat)
Satan was watching in pure ecstasy as the people of New south park were swallowed up by his shoggoth. Only a few humans now remained.
His old adversaries, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch, and of course, Tweek Tweak and a handful of others. Satan would enjoy watching them be absorbed.
He then heard the doors to his flat open then the voice of his secretary, Martin Borman.
"Damien, you can't just-Aaaghhh!"
Satan looked over at saw Borman's Headless corps on the ground.
Damien's pet the Fenris wolf was chewing on Borman's head as its master came down off its back.
"Damien, Daddy's very busy right now, come back later," Satan said as was about to take a sip of his Drink but Damien knocked it out of his hands!
"Don't you dare talk to me like that! I want you to honor our original deal. Send the Turners home and get that shoggoth out of my town…as well as one other thing." Damien said.
"And pray to tell what is this other thing?" Satan asked sarcastically.
"I want to know who my genetic father is."
Satan got up and looked down at his former son.
"You disappoint me, Damien. I had such high hopes for you but now I realize I should have eaten you. There was another reason I brought you back down here, I had hoped that you would get your senses back and join me down here but now I know that was just wishful thinking on my part."
"Then why did you bring me here at all?"
Satan smiled then clawed off Damien's right arm!"
"Aaagh!"
Damien clutched his stump before using his Dark magic to regrow his arm.
Fenrir growled at Satan. The gigantic wolf was about to pounce on the fallen angel but Satan easily dispatched the beast.
"Why did you do that?!" Damien shouted.
"Simple, I needed some of your DNA to clone you. This arm should give me enough. Hopefully, I'll get this one right."
Damien was about to get up but Satan stomped on him with his robotic hoof.
"Im going to give you what you want, Damien. I'm going to send you and your new family back but im not going to get rid of my shoggoth. I'm going to enjoy watching it devour you and your family."
Before Damien could do anything Satan snapped his fingers and before he could even blink he was back in New South Park.
He turned his head and to his delight saw Heidi, Tommy, Billy as well as his adoptive parents. This happy moment was ruined when Damien noticed his reflection in a puddle.
He still had his long ears and sharp teeth.
"No! He tried to change back but nothing happened.
"Damite, why isn't this working?!" Damien said to himself.
"Damien, you ok, son," Mr. Turner asked.
Damien looked around and found a child's black hoodie laying nearby, he quickly put it in before addressing his family.
"Im fine, father," Damien replied.
"Good. What do ya suppose the reason for us being down there was?" Mr. Turner asked as he looked around town.
Damien was about to answer but then the whole family heard the pained grunts of Stan, Kyle, Butters, and Eric as they tried to pull Tweek out of the Shoggoth's grasp.
Without a word spoken, Heidi and Tommy ran over and grabbed onto Tweek's other arm and began to pull along with them.
Tweek began to feel the sludge's grip on him begin to weaken until it finally let go.
Tweek fell to the ground. He was about to pick himself up when he noticed an outstretched hand before him.
"You ok, Tweek?"
"Ya, I'm ok," Tweek said before taking the hand and being held up.
Tweek knew the boy, he was one of his classmates, Kyle Broflovski.
"We were really worried we'd lose ya, Buddy."
That voice belonged to Butters Stotch. Another one of his classmates.
Why was he acting so chummy around him? He and Butters didn't talk too much or even know each other that well.
Tweek then felt a hand on his shoulder and saw that it belonged to Stan Marsh. Why was the football team captain/one of the coolest kids in school interested in him? Why were any of them? Sure Tweek had tried out to be the new Kenny a while ago but after blacking out and waking up in the hospital, they had told him that they were taking Butters back, other than that and a few brief encounters in the past, Tweek barely spent time with any of these guys.
"You don't remember us, do you?" Kyle asked with a tone of sadness in his voice.
"I know who you guys are… it's just, I'm not sure why you want to talk to me." Tweek answered.
Damian watched this exchange for a moment before he heard a familiar voice cry out to him.
"Damien!"
Damien looked and to his joy saw his beloved Isla coming towards him.
For once Damien wasn't worried if she saw his true face, she had already seen it before and confessed that she still cared for him.
As she got closer a tentacle came out of the Shoggoth's body and quickly began the pull her in.
Everyone around Damien noticed that he began to give off a Dark green aura before he shouted: Let go of my Isla!"
The whole of Town Square was then covered by a bright green flame.
Isla opened her eyes and found herself in Damian's arms. The two were floating in the air. As the two began to come down to earth, she noticed a large black Symbol had been burned into the ground.
"Damien, what is that symbol?" Isla asked.
It's the medal of Saint Benedict. As long as we stay with it, for the time being, the shoggoth will be unable to get to us. It won't last long though.
Damien then looked into his girlfriend's beautiful dark brown eyes.
"Are you hurt?"
Isla blushed.
"Im fine…Now anyway."
As they reached the ground everyone was still freaked out.
"What the hell was that?! What the hell is going on?!" Tweek shouted as he looked around at everyone.
Kyle grabbed Tweek by the shoulders and tried to calm him down.
"Tweek, you gotta calm down," Kyle said.
Tweek pushed kyle's hands away.
"Why do you guys keep talking to me like we're friends?!"
Butters was next to speak.
"Because we are your friends, Tweek. We've all been through so much together. All the people we've watched die or all the weird monsters and aliens and other sh*t we've battled, you were right there beside us all the way." Butters said.
"That sounds horrible and your wrong, I don't know why you guys are lying but I'm not your friend, Dog poo, Francis, Heidi, and Tommy are my friends," Tweek answered.
Stan looked over at Heidi and Tommy.
"Tell him," Stan said.
Tommy and Heidi looked away for a moment.
"Tell him! You owe me at least that Heidi!" Kyle said spitefully.
Tweek lightly pushed Kyle.
"Don't talk to her like that! Unlike you guys, Heidi is my real friend!" Tweek said.
"Tweek, they're not lying."
Tweek looked back at Heidi with a look of surprise.
"Wh-what are you talking about?"
Tommy then stepped forward and looked into his friend's amber eyes.
"Tweek…before you started hanging out with me, Heidi, Dog poo, and Francis, you were friends with Stan, Kyle, and Butters…and cartman, I guess."
"Hey!" Cartman shouted.
"Shut up you the fat piece of rat sh*t!"
Tommy looked back at his friend.
"Tweek, the reason you don't believe Kyle and the others is because you suffered a dreadful head injury that made you forget your past."
Tweek looked dumbfounded.
"If this happened, then why didn't my so-called friends remind me of what happened to all of us?" Tweek asked.
"Because we wanted to let you grow as a person. We knew that if you stayed with us that you might revert to your old self and we didn't want that for you." Stan said.
"Im still lost. If any of this is true including what you just said, then why do you want me back at all?"
"Because…we miss you. Even if you are not part of our crew we still want you in our lives. You're just too good a friend to let go."
Tweek looked down for a moment then back at stan.
"This is a lot to take in, I'm not sure how I can process all of-" Tweek was then interrupted by Damien.
"Oh for goodness sake, we don't have time for this!"
Damian walked over, grabbed Tweek by the ears, and looked into his eyes.
"Meminisse amicitiae temporis contentionem tu mortalibus miserabilis!"
A bright green swarm of flies then flew out of Damien's mouth and entered Tweek's. As soon as the last fly entered his mouth, Tweek's eyes turned bright green and the memories of the past began to flow back into his mind. His apple tv addiction, the succubus classmate, moving to Wyoming, winning the state football championship, and finally, the failed Alien Invasion and the shot to the back of the head by Tommy.
Tweek almost fell over but Kyle caught him.
"D-Do you remember anything, Tweek?" Kyle asked.
"Ya, I…i remember everything."
Tweek then looked around the area then back at Tommy.
"Tommy, what happened, why are we here and not at Mephesto's observatory?"
Tommy smiled.
"We killed the Alien, Tweek. New South park is safe, thanks to you." Tommy said with a smile on his face.
Tweek then looked over at Stan, Kyle, Butters, and Eric. Before anyone of them got the chance to say anything, Tweek ran over to them and hugged them…except for Eric who just gave a handshake.
"It's good to have you back, buddy," Kyle said.
Tweek was about to say something but Damien interrupted him again.
"We're going to have to cut this reunion short, the protective mark I burned is beginning to fade."
"Well can't you just make another one with that green fire?" Stan asked.
" Unfortunately no, making Byzantium fire takes a lot out of me. I was hoping to find us a way out of her but it looks like that won't be possible at this time. I'm afraid we're going to have to fight this thing head-on."
Everyone was silent for a moment.
"And just how are we gonna do that?" Nelly asked.
Stan looked over and saw Nelly, Kelly p. Gardner, Linda Triscotti, and his Twin Sister, Leslie.
"When did you guys get here?" Stan asked.
"We've been here the whole time, Stan," Leslie said.
Ughhem, I wasn't done, speaking." Damian said as everyone's attention went back to him.
"The Shoggoth does have one weakness, silver. "
Tweek looked down at Billie and remembered that her collar tag was made from silver, that must have been why the Shoggoth kept letting go of him because of her tag.
"Some of you will have to stay here and fight the shoggoth while the rest of us go to the Silvermine, not that far from here."
"But how are we gonna fight this thing while you guys are off gathering silver?" Butters asked.
"With these"
Damien snapped his fingers and Butters, Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and Eric's clothes were turned into white and red versions of their costumes from fractured But whole.
"You five will be my Crusaders, the weapons in your hands have a small amount of my Magic to keep the shoggoth at bay until we get back. Oh, one last thing, the Shoggoth may use re-creations of your loved ones to confuse you, Don't worry, they aren't your real loved ones but they are very realistic so watch out for that."
"Wait, what?"
"We'll be back."
Damian then snapped his fingers and everyone else Disappeared.
The Shoggoth's slimy tentacles began to come closer to the five boys.
Everyone braced themselves for an attack except Eric who hid behind Kyle.
"Go get 'em, Kyle," Eric said.
"Get away from me buffalo butt!" Kyle shouted.
"Typical Jew, can't even protect his friends when they need him."
"You were going to use me as a human shield you yellow-bellied Asshole!"
"Kyle look out!" Tweek shouted before throwing one of his long Daggers at one of Shoggoth's tentacles.
The Tentacles faded away as the blade touched it. If Tweek hadn't thrown it, Kyle would have been absorbed into the Shoggoth's body.
"Thanks, buddy," Kyle said.
The five then heard an ear-piercing scream followed by the shoggoth Dispatching four parts of itself in front of the boys.
The five parts slowly began to take a shape until they turned into copies of Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Millie Larsen and Lola.
The fake Wendy looked at stan.
"Stan, why are you doing this?! Don't hurt it." The fake wendy said.
"Ya, the Shoggoth is here to help us, not hurt us. Kyle, how could you guys want to fight it?" Fake Bebe said.
"Bebe, how could you-"
"Remember what Damien told us, Kyle. Their fakes!" Tweek shouted.
"You guys are being stupid, just let it take you over." The fake Lola said as she tried to get Butters's attention.
Butters almost walked over to her but stopped himself.
"No! Your not my Lola!" Butters shouted.
"Well, we gave you a chance. Looks like we'll have to just kill you ourselves." The fake Millie said.
Each girl attacked their fake boyfriend.
Butters swung his War hammer at the fake Lola but each strike missed.
"What's the matter, Butters? Can't hit a girl?"
As the fake Lola was laughing at its own joke, Butters managed to strike a blow against the replicate.
Stan and Tweek had their backs against each other as each one faced off against the fake Wendy and Millie.
"Hey stan, I gotta ask. Why were you so willing to let me go when I lost my memories?" Tweek asked stan while staving off an attack by the fake Millie.
"Tweek now is not a great time to talk about this!" Stan said as the fake wendy tried to take a bite out of him.
"Tough sh*t Marsh! After all the crap I went through with you guys, I deserve an explanation!"
Stan sighed.
"Tweek, how many times have you almost died because you were our friend?"
"Don't start with that Kenny stuff again, Stan. I'm sick of hearing about it, I'm not going to die all the time as he did."
"That's not why I did it!"
Stan then cut the fake Wendy's head off while Tweek stabbed the fake Millie through the chest!
Both replicates fell to the ground and turned back into their sludge form.
Stan turned around but noticed Tweek put one of his long Daggers against his throat.
"Tell me why you lied to me about our time together and no Bullsh*t either Stanley, I want the truth," Tweek said.
"Tweek, the time we spend together was the best. You put your life on the line for us on nearly every occasion, Kenny only did that a few times."
Tweek began to lower his dagger as stan continued to talk.
"You were and are a great Friend, Tweek. That's why I thought you deserved to have better friends than us, friends who would keep you safe and away from supernatural sh*t like this. Me, Kyle, Butters, and Cartman aren't even good people, I mean we're not Bloodthirsty psychopaths but we're not great either. I just thought that you deserved better, that's all."
Stan opened his eyes was surprised to feel Tweek Hugging him.
"So you're not mad?"
Tweek didn't answer, he only shook his head no then smiled.
"No, stan, I'm not mad. I just, I never really knew how much you guys cared about me."
"Dude, what are you talking about? We showed how much we care about you like all the time."
"I know but I guess I always figured that there was still a sense of pity in your care and that's why you guys were so nice to me but now i know it's not because of pity or anything, it's because you as*holes respect and care deeply for me as a friend That means more to me than anything. After this is over, I wanna come back to you guys."
"But what about Dog poo and Francis?"
"They will find someone else besides we never really did anything cool like this as a group."
The two friends embraced but their moment was interrupted by Eric.
"Aw isn't that cute, Stan and Tweek sitting in a tree k-"
Eric's mocking song was interrupted when a long tentacle came out and wrapped itself around Eric's body and pulled him into the shoggoths body.
"Do you think he's dead, Stan?"
"I doubt it but if he is dead then we can always replace him with Kevin Stoley."
Tweek nodded.
(South park's silver mine)
Damian along with everyone else was gathering silver, luckily There was a surprising amount of silver left. When they got here, Damien was worried that the mine would have been stripped bare.
He then heard a sound coming from behind him.
He turned around but to his relief, it was only Isla.
"Isla, you scared me."
"Im surprised that me coming up from behind you seems to be the only thing to scare you and not seeing a giant blob of black goo?"
"When I grew up in hell, I would see worse things than a shoggoth Daily."
"You never really talk about your upbrings before you came to south park...i wish you would."
"It's not something I like to talk about, Babe."
Isla then took Damien by the hand.
"Damien, I can tell that keeping all those bad memories to yourself is taking a lot out of you. I want you to be able to talk to me about anything."
Damien felt himself moving closer to Isla and she was moving closer to him.
The two were about to kiss but were interrupted by Heidi calling out to them.
"Damien, come Quick. Something happening in Town!"
Damien ran out to the mine's entrance and saw that the Shoggoth could be seen for miles.
"Dammit! I'm going to have to move ahead with the plan, everyone give me all the Silver you've gathered."
"So what's the plan now, Damien?" Nelly asked.
"The plan is you all stay here till the shoggoth is out of sight while I help Stan and the others."
"So what are we supposed to do, Just stand around here twiddling our thumbs?"
"For now, yes."
Damien then looked at Heidi.
"Heidi, do you still have that letter for Isla that I gave you?"
Heidi nodded.
"Wait, what letter?" Isla asked.
Damien looked to the ground for a moment then looked back at her.
"It will make sense when you read it."
Damien then gathered all the silver then snapped his fingers. He was gone in an instant.
(Center of Town)
Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and Butters were barely holding on as they fought back every single slimy tentacle that came towards them.
A particularly large Tentacle grabbed onto Butters's ankle and began to pull him in.
Tweek grabbed onto Butter's arm, Kyle grabbed onto Tweek, Stan grabbed onto Kyle and Billie grabbed onto Stan's Cape.
"Don't let go of me fellas!" Butters shouted as he felt the Tentacle continue to take hold of him.
Tweek began to lose grip of Butters's hands but just as he felt his friend's hands began to slip a gray liquid was splashed over the Dark Tentacle.
Butters dropped to the ground and the Shoggoth began to recede.
Damien floated above them before he landed on the ground, he dropped several buckets filled with liquid silver.
"Each of you take as many buckets as you can carry. Continuously pour out silver as you walk out into town." Damien said.
"What are you gonna do?" Kyle asked.
"Im going to take this thing out at the source."
Damien then flew away.
"Wait so he could fly this whole time and we're just learning this now?!" Tweek asked.
Damien flew through the air and looked around Shoggoth's body. It was getting even bigger. If he didn't kill this thing soon, it would begin to spread to other towns and wouldn't stop till it covered the entire country.
"Come hither, Child of Darkness."
Damien knew the Shoggoth was speaking to him telepathically.
A large tentacle sprang from the creature's body and waited patiently for Damian to come close to it.
"Sit upon my appendage child of darkness, I will not harm you."
Damien reluctantly did so.
The tentacle then took Damien down and into the shoggoth's body.
As he looked around he saw nearly everyone in south park floating around in a state suspended animation.
"You and i need not be enemies, your father created my forbearers so in a way we are related."
Damien couldn't answer. He was trying as hard as he could to hold in his breath.
"Help me conquer these stupid mortals and I promise you will have a high position of power once Cthulhu rises from his slumber. You must know that your father is weak and soon my master shall rule over all sentient life in the universe, join us."
Damien thought to himself for a moment. His former father was weaker now and with Cthulhu on his side, he could finally defeat Satan and keep New South park safe but then another thought occurred to him.
He would just be trading one evil master for another and since Cthulhu was no friend to the people of New south park, he doubted things would be any better with Cthulhu running things.
"Have you Decided?" The Shoggoth asked.
"Yes, I have."
While Damien had been flying, he had slowly used what little of the demonic powers he had left to harden the silver into a sharpened weapon. He could now see the Shoggoth's brain. He had to be quick, he was sure the Shoggoth already knew what he was about to do.
"No!"
Several tentacles wrapped around Damien's body. He gathered every last ounce of strength he had left and thrown the silver spear into the shoggoth's Brain!
Damien then covered his ears as the Shoggoth emitted a blood-curdling scream.
(Town Square)
Tweek poured out the last of his bucket, just as he was about to grab another, he noticed the sludge began receding on its own.
"What do you think is happening to it?" Butters asked.
Tweek shrugged.
"Ack, i guess whatever Damien was trying to do, it worked."
(20 minutes later)
"Damien…Damien, wake up."
Damien slowly opened his eyes and saw his family as well as Stan, Kyle, Butters, and Tweek standing over him.
"Ugh, I know this is going to sound cliché but what happened?" Damien asked as he rubbed his head. As he did so, he didn't feel pointed tips of his ears. He then felt his teeth and they were normal. He quickly got out his phone and to his utter joy, he had his human face back.
"I-im back to normal…how though?"
Isla put her hand on Damien's shoulder.
"Let's not worry about that now. Instead, we just enjoy the fact that everyone is safe, and for now, at least, New South park is safe."
"And more importantly, we have our Buddy Tweek back," Butters said happily.
"But what about our gang?"
Tweek and guys turned around and saw Dog poo and Francis looking at them sadly.
Kyle was about to say something but Tweek stopped him.
"No, let me handle this." Tweak said as he stepped towards Dog poo and Francis.
"So you're leaving us?" Francis asked.
"Not exactly."
"Wait, you mean after all the sh*t we just went through, you're still staying with them?!" Kyle asked.
Tweek looked back at Kyle Angrily.
"Let me handle this kyle!"
Tweek turned back to Dog poo and Francis. They both had the look of hope in their eyes now.
"I will be your leader when I can be but I can't be your leader full time. Stan, Kyle, and Butters need me and I need them."
"But who's going to be our leader when you can't be?" Dog poo asked.
Tweek then turned and looked at Damien.
"Hey Damien, do you want to take care of my friends for me when I can't?"
Damian was surprised to hear this, he had just killed an Alien and now he was being declared the leader of a new group.
"You want me to be their leader?" Damien asked.
"Only when I'm not around."
"Of course…i mean if you guys will have me."
"Of course we will, Damien. Don't forget, Heidi and I are also members of Tweek's gang." Tommy said.
"It definitely will help to have your brother and sister on the team," Heidi said.
(Hell, Satan's laboratory)
Josef Mengele was Busy at work when Satan came in.
"How is the project going, Josef?" Satan asked.
Josef Mengele turned around and gave the fallen Angle a wicked smile.
" The process is going well, My Master. Thanks to the DNA I was able to take from Damien's arm, the clone should be finished in a matter of months."
Satan looked into the cylinder where the clone was being grown. He knew this child would act the way he wanted it to. Satan made sure to make the child a pure psychopath and just to make sure Damien wouldn't get in the way when this child was born, Satan had taken back all of Damien's demonic abilities. In a weird way his former son had gotten his wish, he was now a true human.
The End.
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