[Les Claypool]
I'm goin' down to South Park, going to have myself a time.
[Kyle and Stan]
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
[Les Claypool]
Goin' down to South Park, going to leave my woes behind.
[Eric Cartman]
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
[Les Claypool]
Headin' on up to South Park going to see if I can't unwind.
[Tweek Tweak & Butters]
Our town is more significant, dammit, right down to the little granite.
[Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.
(Savannah, Georgia)
Millie Larson walked out of the convenience store. She had to get home as soon as possible; the crime-ridden streets of Savannah were no place for a nine-year-old girl.
Millie began to walk towards her grandparent's apartment then stopped when she heard a glass bottle break from behind her. She turned her head and saw several girls around her age coming out from behind a large dumpster.
"Look what we got here, girls. A founding who's lost her way." A girl with blond dreadlocks said. She then looked at her compatriots and asked: Isn't that sad, girls?"
The other girls nodded in agreement.
"What should we do with her, Canis?" A heavily obese girl said as she stood beside her leader.
The girl named Canis walked up to Millie and cornered her.
"What do you think we should do with you, pup?" Canis asked.
Millie noticed the girl getting out a shank made from a sharpened spoon. Before millie could answer, she heard a familiar voice coming from the other side of the alleyway; her heart skipped a beat as her eyes fell upon her true love, Wonder Tweek.
The Ice hero walked up to the group of ruffians.
"Ack! Let her go, rapscallions!" Wonder Tweek said.
"Or what, Blondie? Are you going to call your mommy on us?" Canis asked as she looked Wonder Tweek up and down.
"Ya know, you're kinda cute. Tell you what, we'll let miss fancy pants over here go if you stick around here and be my man."
"No, my heart already belongs to someone else." wonder Tweek responded while looking at Millie.
Millie blushed.
"Then f you!" Canis said as she got out her shank!
Wonder Tweek sadly froze the girl's arm to the side of a building, as well as the other girls, the only one left, was Millie.
She had closed her eyes when Wonder Tweek had frozen everyone.
"You can open your eyes now."
Millie did so, and her cheeks turned bright red as she gazed at her hero. His beautiful blond hair, his perfect skin, and finally, his magnificent amber eyes penetrated her with every glance.
"How did you know I was in trouble?" Millie asked.
"I always know when you're in trouble; that's how it is when you're in love with someone."
Millie then felt his soft Brown gloves on her chin and noticed her hero leaning in to kiss her. She closed her eyes again and waited for his lips to touch hers, but unfortunately, his lips never came.
"Hey, wake up, Dumbass!"
Millie opened her eyes and noticed all the alley girls in front of her. She sighed. It had all just been a short fantasy in her head.
"Give up any money you got, now!" Canis said.
Millie got out her Mandalorian wallet and gave the girls what little cash she had.
"if you ever want to come through these alleys again, you better remember that this is she-wolf territory, and you'll have to pay the toll!"
The girls then ran out through the alleyway, leaving millie depressed and defeated. South Park may have had its problems, but at least there weren't gangs of nine-year-old girls robbing people; she needed to get back to New South park.
Before she began to walk back to her grandparent's apartment, she looked up at the Night sky and wondered if her ex-boyfriend, Tweek, was looking up at the same night sky?
(Oil Refinery)
Tweek opened his eyes and looked up at the star-filled night sky. Before he even got the chance to look around because he felt a painful shock go through his body!
He looked down and saw Scott tenorman holding a Cattle prod.
"Wakey wakey kids," Scott said before giving Stan, Kyle, Butters, and Jason a painful wake-up.
"Ugh, gee, where are we?" Butters asked.
As stan opened his eyes, he recognized the oil refinery from before the town was re-built; he looked to the side and noticed an open door leading to the laboratory where Leslie, Jason, and Gary had been brought back to life.
Scott shocked Kyle a second time!
"Stop it! Why are you doing this to us?!" Kyle Shouted before being shocked again.
Scott stopped for a moment then began to laugh like a madman.
"You wonder why I'm doing this? Isn't it obvious?" Scott asked.
"No!" Stan answered.
"And by the way, why the hell do people like you keep gassing us?! Do you know how much damage the many gas attacks have done to our brains over the years?"
"Oh please, it wasn't that much gas," Scott said.
"It doesn't matter, thanks to you; my friend's minds are scrambled."
Stan then turned to look at Butters.
"Butters, What day of the Week is it?"
"It's Purple; why?" Butters responded.
Stan then turned to Tweek.
"Tweek, who's the current president of the United States?"
"Amy Poehler, why?!" Tweek responded while he began to jitter and twitch.
Stan then looked back at Scott.
"See!"
"It doesn't matter, for my revenge is nigh!"
"What are you talking about?" Kyle asked, annoyed.
The entrance to the refinery opened, and General Disarray, Khan, and Noma entered with several sacks of cash and other valuables.
Tweek was the first to notice the three younger kids had been dressed in copied versions of their superhero costumes.
General Disarray was dressed as the human kite; khan was dressed as Toolshed, and Noma was dressed as Buttersstar.
"Were you seen?" Scott asked.
"Yea, but khan got shot through the foot." General Disarray said before he gestured to khan's injured foot which was now bleeding profusely.
"Noma, help your brother, General Disarray, get our the other costumes for these little wretches."
"What about the balding kid?" General Disarray asked as he pointed to Jason.
"Hey! I'm not Balding; I have a high forehead!" Jason said.
Scott then released the five boys from their chains.
General Disarray Threw more copies of their costumes on the ground.
"Put those costumes on."
"Why should we?" Butters asked.
"Cuz if you don't, I'll set my cattle to prod on high, and im guessing you all don't want to know what that feels like?"
Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and Butters began to change into the copied versions of their superhero outfits except for Jason.
"What about me? I don't have an outfit?" Jason asked.
Scott sighed, then got an old t-shirt out of his gym bag then threw it at Jason.
"Fine, wear my old Aqua Teen Hunger Force shirt."
Jason then put the shirt on and was about to say something else but stopped when everyone heard police Sirens.
"Perfect, the cops are on their way now," Scott said before turning to look at the five young boys before him.
"You little kids better make a run for it; the cops will be here any minute."
"All right, coon and friends, come on out with your hands in the air!" Officer Barbrady shouted from outside the refinery.
"What did you do?!" Human kite shouted.
Instead of answering, Scott got out an old revolver and shot himself through the left shoulder!
"Ahhhh!"
The front doors then burst open, and Officer Barbrady and Officer Burroughs Burst in!
Scott threw his revolver over to the boys before the cops could see.
"Help! I tried to stop them, but they shot me!" Scott shouted.
Officer Barbrady looked over at the young heroes then aimed his gun at them.
"All right, criminals, get on the ground and put your hands behind your heads." Officer Barbrady said.
Khan, Noma, and General Disarray herd the commotion from the backroom where they were hiding.
"What do you think is going on?" khan asked as his sister tried to remove the bullet from his foot.
"I don't know, and how are you not crying out in pain?" General Disarray asked.
"My sister and I endured worse pain when we escaped Laos. I should take a look."
"No, I haven't removed the bullet yet!" Noma said.
Khan ignored her and began to get up and tried to open the door.
Officer Barbrady heard the door open, and before looking, shot at khan as he was opening the door!
The bullet went through khan's forehead!
"Dame it, not again." Officer Barbrady said.
"Hey, they're getting away!" Officer Burroughs yelled.
Toolshed, Human kite, Wonder Tweek, Butterssatr, and Jason ran out into the cold night air.
"Holy shit! W-what are we going to do now?" Wonder Tweek asked.
"We should try and hide in the woods; once we are safe in there, we can work on a plan on what to do next," Stan said.
Everyone nodded and began to run towards the woods, but as they were running into the woods, Tweek put out his hand and stopped Jason.
"Jason, why don't you go home," Tweek said.
Jason looked surprised.
"Why?" Jason asked.
"Because Scott's minions didn't dress like you, so the cops won't be looking for you," Tweek said.
"Tweek has a point, Jason; you should go home," Kyle said.
"No way! I'm part of this group now, im not going to leave now just because things are getting a little tricky." Jason said.
Tweek pinched his nose.
"Jason-"
Tweek was cut off when a bullet whizzed past his face!
"I see them; they're over here!" Officer Barbrady shouted before shooting again.
Tweek noticed the Bullet heading towards Jason and himself then pushed Jason out of the way, sending him down a snowy hill!
The boys heard more bullets being fired and quickly ran into the woods.
After a few minutes of running, they finally stopped to catch their breath.
"Is everyone ok?" Stan asked.
"Ya, im ok," Butters said.
"Me too," Kyle said.
"Jason's not! We just left him at the bottom of the hill to be caught by Barbrady." Tweek said.
"Oh, hamburgers! What are we going to do, fellas?" Buttersstar asked.
"We can't leave him to be shot by Barbrady," Tweek said.
"I doubt Jason is in any real trouble, Tweek. Remember that those impostor kids didn't dress like him, so I don't think he's going to be in any real trouble with Barbrady. You suggested that he should go home."Kyle said.
"That was before Barbrady started shooting at us! He's crazy; he'll start shooting at anything that moves. What if Jason tries to put his hands up and Barbrady
Accidentally shoots him?!"
"I think you guys have bigger things to worry about."
"Who said that?" Butters asked.
"Me, you idiots!"
"C'mon, Kyle; you don't have to be such a jerk," Buttersstar said.
"I didn't say anything. How the hell could you think that was me?" Kyle asked.
"Turn around, you idiots!"
The four boys turned around, and to their horror, saw several of their past foes. Johnny English, Ms. Ellen, Arthur D. Levinson, Mr. Reality, The woodland critters, spooky fish and scary monster.
To be continued
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