(Stotch backyard)
Stan, Kyle, Tweek, Butters, and Jason all sat in a big yellow tent in the back yard of Butters house.
The inside of the tent was dark except for the flashlight on Kyle's phone that shined on his complexion as he told a ghost story.
"And then the Vampire slowly pulled the door open, but to his surprise, he didn't see the human women he had been trying to kill but a three-headed werewolf that tore him to shreds within seconds!"
Kyle waited for everyone to scream and freaked out, but no one did.
"Kyle? That was the scariest story you could come up with?" Jason asked.
"It was pretty good, considering I had to come up with it within a few minutes."
"Hold on, fellas. I got a real scary story to tell. It begins on a dark and spooky night-"
Butters was interrupted the door to the tent slowly came open.
The boys watched fearfully as the tent flap slowly opened, and to their shock, saw a werewolf poke its head into the tent!
"Aaahhhhh!" They all shouted before a human arm came out from behind the door and pulled a werewolf mask off, and revealed himself to be Butters's dad, Stephen.
"Butters, how many times today have I told you to be quiet. You know your mother is having terrible migraines." Stephen said.
"Ah im sorry, dad. We were just-"
Butters was interrupted when his father spoke up again.
"Not another word, young man. You're grounded! And stop leaving your werewolf mask around the house!"
Stephen then closed the tent door again and left the boys alone.
"No offense Butters but your dad is an asshole," Jason said.
"Ya, I know," Butters replied.
"He's not the only one." A voice coming from outside the tent said.
The five boys looked at each other curiously for a moment before speaking up.
"W-who said that?" Tweek asked fearfully.
"Come outside your tent and see." The voice said.
Jason was about to unzip the entrance, but Kyle stopped him.
"Hold on; we don't know who's out there. What if it's some ax-wielding psychopath?"
The voice then spoke again, but this time in the voice of Butters's dad.
"Butters, get out here at once!"
"Oh, ok, dad," Butters said as he unzipped the tent door. Before anyone could stop him, He looked out into the night and didn't see anyone or anything in his backyard. Of course, he could barely see the back of his house since it was so dark outside.
"Dad, you out there?"
No one answered.
Butters shrugged then went back into the tent.
"He must've gone back inside."
"Ack! Or maybe he wasn't out there at all," Tweek said while trying hard not to twitch.
"What are you talking about?" Stan asked.
"I mean, what if it wasn't a person out there but a monster or something like that? I mean, after all the crazy shit we've been through over the years, does it sound that strange?"
Butters then backed away from the tent entrance.
"What if Tweek is right, and they're in a monster out there?" Butters said fearfully.
Kyle sighed.
"It's not a monster; it's probably some creep hanging out in Butters back yard, who wants to kidnap kids," Kyle said.
"Oh, and that's supposed to make us feel better?!" Jason said while joining Butters and Tweek at the other side of the tent.
"Maybe we should just make a break for it, back to Butters house," Stan said.
"Ya, whoever is out there, he can't get us all at once," Kyle said.
"But what happens if he grabbed one of us?" Tweek asked.
"He won't be able to get us because we'll all lock arms when we run to Butters house; that way, if whoever is out there tries to grab one of us, the others can pull him free as we run to the house."
After a few minutes of working up the courage to get out of the tent, they all locked arms and slowly stepped out of the tent; the only problem was that they couldn't see the back of Butters's house.
"It's too dark out; I can't see the house," Jason said.
"Who has their phone? We can turn on the flashlight and see where the house is." Stan said.
"I left mine in the tent," Kyle said.
"Mine too," Tweek said.
"I left mine in Butters house to charge when I got here," Jason said.
"I still have mine...but I can't reach it," Butters said.
Butters couldn't reach his phone because both his arms were locked with Tweek and Jason.
"What pocket is it in?"
"My left one.…hey Jason, could you grab it?"
"Ah, Ya ok," Jason said.
Jason reached into a butters pocket and tried to fish out the phone.
"Ok, I found it. Wow, you've got a tiny phone, Butters."
"Ugh, that's not my phone your touching."
Jason immediately pulled his hand out in disgust!
"Ew, you're sick, Butters!"
"I'm just kidding, Jason. That was my phone."
Jason sighed, then reached into Butters pocket and pulled out the tiny black phone. He was about to turn on the flashlight, but it slipped out of his hands and fell to the ground.
" where did it go?" Stan asked.
"Ack! I can't see it; it's too dark." Tweek said.
"Ya, it's way too dark!"
The five boys stood still in horror because the voice they had just heard did not belong to any of them.
Kyle turned his head and saw from the small amount of light still in the tent the shape of a skeletal creature with broken antlers and a head resembling that of a Deer's skull. How the hell had it gotten in the tent must win in a minute without them noticing.
Kyle noticed the head of the creature turning towards them.
"Run!" Kyle shouted!
The five boys ran forward, hoping to find the back door, but unfortunately, they just kept running further into darkness.
Tweek heard an animal-like roar coming from behind him; he didn't know why but he didn't care. All he cared about now was getting away from whatever was chasing them! As he was running, he hit something soft!
He felt around it for a moment and realized it was a large bush. He tried his best to get through it, and finally, when he got out on the other side, he noticed street lights and saw the familiar neighborhood.
Tweek then opened up the bushes again and yelled out into the darkness of the backyard.
"Guys! Follow my voice; I found a way out of the backyard and into the street!"
Tweek was worried when he didn't hear any replies for a moment, but then hope began to rise in his heart as he saw stan and Butters run-up to his opening, then Kyle jumped through, holding Jason over his shoulder. As they came across, Tweek noticed that jason had a deep scratch on his ankle.
"What happened to jason!?" Tweek shouted.
Kyle took a few deep breaths then answered.
"Whatever is back there; it tried to get at jason," Kyle said.
Tweek ignored Kyle and went over to jason.
"How are you feeling, jason?"
"I'm ok, I just…."
Jason then passed out but was caught by Tweek.
"Oh shit! We need to get him to a hospital!"
They all then herd an unholy sounding animal cry coming from the backyard.
"Let's get away first!" Butters shouted.
Kyle and Tweek both held jason up as they ran down the street!
"We should run to my house; it's not that far from here!" Tweek said.
As the boys were running, they all herd the grunts of the creature chasing them, but none of them even dared to look behind to see what the animal looked like in the street light... except Jason.
Jason turned his head and, to his horror, saw a tall, gangly creature that looked like it was made from mismatched animal bones and covered with thin translucent skin. As it ran after them, it began to knock out every street light it passed by!
"I see my house; it's right up here!" Tweek shouted.
Tweek ran up to his front door and tried several to unlock it with his house keys, but in his nervousness, he kept missing the lock.
"C'mon, Tweek, hurry up," Stan said as he and the others reached the porch.
"Don't give me shit stan, im doing my best here!"
Tweek then got the door open, and everyone ran in before Tweek immediately closed the door behind them and locked it.
They listened for a few minutes before looking out the front window.
Butters could barely see anything outside the front porch. He did notice a slight shadow moving beneath one of the few remaining street lights.
"What the hell is that thing?!" Tweek yelled.
Everyone then looked at kyle.
"Why is everyone looking at me?" Kyle asked.
"Because you're the smart one, Kyle. Don't you know what that thing is?" Butters asked.
"No, I have no clue in hell what that thing is."
Kyle then looked around noticed that no one was coming out to meet them, and most of the Tweak family furniture was gone.
"Hey, Tweek, where are your parents?"
Like Butters, Tweek was looking out the front window to see when the creature would strike again. When he finally answered, he said: My mom is at a town council meeting, and my dad is at the vet getting Billie her travel shots."
"Why is she getting travail shots? Are you going on vacation?" Butters asked.
Tweek then took his head away from the window then looked down.
"No...im moving," Tweek responded.
Everyone stared at Tweek for a moment.
"Y-your moving?" Stan asked sadly.
"Guys, I don't think now is the best time."
"We could be killed any minute; when would there be a better time?!" Butters shouted.
Tweek didn't answer for a few moments but then spoke up.
"We can't afford to stay here anymore. My dad's coffee house was never a big moneymaker, and ever since we all moved back here from Wyoming, the business has just slowly gotten worse." Tweek said.
"So that's why you're moving?" Butters asked.
"No shit Butters! Why the fuck are you so fucking stupid!" Kyle shouted.
Tears began to fall from butters eyes, and his face changed to one of anger.
"Fuck you, Kyle! I'm losing my best friend; I'm allowed to be Dum for once!"
"It's more than once; it's always! You and Cartman are the two stupidest people I have ever met; I don't even know why I let Tweek talk Stan and me into allowing you back into the group."
"Don't you ever compare me to him!" Butters shouted before trying and failing to punch Kyle, then fell face-first onto the ground. Butters got up and tried to take another swing at Kyle, but Jason and stan pulled the two apart before either could come to blows.
"Now I know why Eric hated you so much, kyle! Because you're an elitist who thinks everyone else is stupid and not worth your time!"
"At least I'm not a Gullible Loser who blindly follows bullies just to make himself feel better about himself!"
"Both of you shut the fuck up!" Tweek shouted.
Kyle and Butters both calmed down after hearing Tweek say this.
"Now listen, both of you know that neither of you meant what you said; that was just the anger talking. Now makeup!"
Kyle and Butters looked at each other for a moment, then began to apologize.
"I'm sorry, Butters. I didn't mean it when I said you were a loser." Kyle said.
"I know you didn't; I also know you don't think everyone else is Dumb."
Kyle leaned in for a handshake, but Butters hugged kyle instead. This made kyle uncomfortable for a second, but he eventually returned the gesture.
"So...where are you moving to, Tweek?" Stan asked.
Tweek looked away for a moment.
"You guys are gonna think it's stupid," Tweek said.
"No, we won't, tell us," Jason said.
"We're moving to a small town in Alaska."
"Out of all the states you could have moved to, your dad chose Alaska?" Kyle asked.
"It's not as crazy an idea as you think; there are practically no chain coffee places up there, so my dad's business would probably do better there than it does here, and the town we're moving to has low property taxes, so we won't have to pay as much to live up there."
"Have you told Heidi about this?"
"Oh, her family is coming too. Dad convinced a lot of the other families who couldn't afford to stay here to come with us."
Kyle was about to ask more questions but stopped when they heard Butters dad's voice coming from outside.
"Butters, you and your friends get out here right now! The creature does not want to hurt you. It just wants to help you." The voice said.
"Don't listen to it; it's just trying to trick us again," Jason said.
The front door burst into tiny pieces as the creature stuck its long misshapen arms into the living room.
It smelled of rotting flesh.
It let out another blood-chilling roar before trying to grab the boys.
Tweek ran up the stairs as the creature grabbed onto jason! It opened its mouth wide, and as it did, a hundred black flies flew out of the decayed mouth. Just as it was about to close its jaws on jason, it heard the sound of gunfire and noticed that the upper part of its head had been blown away! It looked at the top of the stairs and saw Tweek holding his PPSh-41!
"Ack! Let go of my friend!" Tweek shouted.
The creature tried to roar again, but Tweek blew away its lower jaw!
It threw jason across the room but luckily, Butters and stan caught him.
The creature ran towards tweek but was immediately cut to pieces thanks to Tweek emptying a clip into its body! All that was left of the thing was a small chunk of what had been its skull.
Kyle, stan, Butters, and jason ran up the stairs to see how their friend was fairing when suddenly, a dark purple mist appeared around the skull chunk. The fog then took the shape of Eric cartman.
"E-eric? What are you doing here, your dead," Tweek asked?
"Oh sweet, sweet, stupid Tweek. I am dead, but I assure you I won't be the only one of us who will be dead that long."
"Wait, that was confusing; what are you talking about?" Jason asked.
"Im saying I'm going to kill you all for bullying me for years!" Cartman shouted.
"Wait, You think we bullied you? Cartman, you were out of all of us the most hated in town!" Kyle shouted.
"If anything, you bullied us!" Butters said.
"No, I was the victim, and now I'm finally going to fuck you all up in just a matter of time."
"Not Tweek," Stan said.
Cartman's ghost looked confused when he heard this.
"Why not Tweek!?"
"He's moving to Alaska."
"No, no, you're just lying to me!"
"Ack! No, it's true, cartman. My family is moving to the great north." Tweek said.
"No, this can't be happening! I'll get you all one way or another!"
Cartman's ghost then diapered.
Before any of them could say anything else, they all heard footsteps downstairs and saw Mr.Mrs. Tweak walk in with Billie.
"What the hell happened?" Richard asked.
(Two days later)
Tweek threw his last suitcase into the car then signaled for Billie to come into the car.
The greyhound jumped into the car just as Mr. Mrs. Tweak got in. Tweek turned around and noticed stan, kyle, Butters, and Jason waiting to say their final goodbys.
"Well…i guess this is me." Tweek said awkwardly.
"I can't believe after all the stuff we went through to get you back, we lose you again," Kyle said.
"You're not losing me, kyle. We're still going to be friends…im just going to live in Alaska for a while."
"You're not trying to pull a Cleveland show by moving, are you?" Stan asked.
"Oh no. At most ill get a movie and mini-series out of it, then after that ill come back here, and we'll all act as if nothing happened."
Stan nodded.
"Hey, Tweek, I was wondering, who else besides you and Heidi are going to Alaska?" Butters asked.
"Well, since Heidi is coming, then Tommy and Damien are coming too, and Dog poo and Francis's families are moving as well."
"The mini-series thing makes sense now," Kyle said under his breath. He was about to ask another question but stopped when he felt Tweek's arms wrap around him lovingly.
He then felt Tweek lean in and whisper in his ear: I think I'll miss you most all, kyle. Make sure stan, Butters, and jason don't get themselves killed, won't you?"
Tweek then broke the hug and saw kyle nod with tears beginning to form in his eyes. Tweek smiled, then got out a tissue and whipped away his friend's tears.
"Don't cry, kyle. If you cry, I'll cry, then butters will cry, and stan will act like he won't cry but he will, and then-"
"I won't cry. Just promise me that you'll take care of yourself up there, ok?"
Tweek nodded.
"I promise I will."
Tweek smiled then said his goodbyes to Stan, Jason and Butters. After a few minutes, Tweek got in his parent's car, and they drove away into the bright yet snowy distance.
To Be continued
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(Now that I have finished this chapter, I'm going to begin my next South park movie about Tweek's adventures in Alaska. I hope to have it published by Thanksgiving)