Clair was sound alseep in her silk sheet set with the silk comforter, pillows and of course the sheets. She was just so comfortable. She ddn't want to get up at all. She was broken out of her sleep when she got bopped in the face with a pillow.
"WHAT THE FUCK! SERIOUSLY!" Clair yelled out.
"Sorry. Happy wants you riding with him on this run to Eureka. It's safe enough so he wants you there." said Jax. Clair yawned and nodded and let the VP get away with waking her up.
Clair and Happy had an agreement. Some Ol Lady's are stage five clingers and want to be everywhere and for everything. Though sometimes they can't because their Old Men think there might be a threat, so they ask them to stay at home. Then they freak and accuse them of cheating.
It never fails and it causes a lot of trouble in the relationship, and gets to the point where the man says 'fuck it', and cheats anyway since their women are accusing them. Then there are the others like Gemma and Clay. What happens on a run stays on a run. Happy didn't agree with it. He was loyal, and he believed that if he was with a person he was with them.
Happy and Clair have been nothing but honest from day one. Happy explained why Clair couldn't go on every run and that he would never cheat, and Clair was alright with it. Though this one was safe enough for her to go on. Clair wanted to to go so she put on a leather tank top, a pair of black biker boots, and a leather jacket, and a pair of skinny jeans.
Now she was just packing bag for the night for the two of them that would fit in the saddle bags. Clair was lost in her own mind. It was like she loved her Uncle, but he nearly killed her, and Opie's wife Donna.
Though that twin connection never goes away even though Tig his her mom's twin. She didn't know anything about her mom's problems. According to her she was madly in love with her father Doug and the two had a great life in Nashville.
"Hey babe. We are about ready." said Happy.
"Okay I'm ready." said Clair handing over the bag that held both of their things. Happy smiled giving her a passionate kiss on the lips before heading out. Clair did a look around their apartment before going outside where most everyone was waiting.
"You okay Gemma?" Clair asked hugging the older woman.
"I'm fine baby. How are you doing? I see you are getting closer and closer to your husband." said Gemma.
"He snuck into my heart and my soul. That's all I can say and we are just working together one day at a time." said Clair as their conversation got cut short by a bang sputter bang bang.
"Chitty chitty bang bang." said Chibs
Bobby had come out on his bike that was barely hanging on. Kip, Halfsack, had to make a smartass remark.
"Look it's an Old Fatboy on an Old Fatboy." Sack looked at the look Bobby shot him. "Sorry.
"I thought you put that beat to sleep." said Jax.
"What are we going to the gay rodeo or something with that cow hide?" Tig asked.
"Get in line Broke Back." said Jax.
"Fatboy hasn't even reached it's prime, the leather protects the man hide, and plus this is the best bike for a long ride. It will go up against any of your pretty little Dynas any day." said Bobby as his bike backfired, smoke blowing in Kip's face.
"Are you serious. I really to to ride behind this the entire way?" Kip asked.
"Oh you should be used getting sprayed in the face." said Chibs.
"Usually by Bobby." said Tig.
"Eat me." said Sack.
"You see I like a full scrote when I snack on someone." Chibs shot back.
"Well you are going to get that." said Sack.
"What are you going to spontaneously sprout a nut?" Jax asked.
"Boing!" Clair and her mom's twin brother echoed together before looking at one another and cracking up. Okay no matter how hurt or pissed off Clair was at her Uncle Alex he's her mom's twin brother and they will eventually get over their monster fight, but it's just gonna take some time. Well more like Clair will eventually forgive him, but it'll just take time.
All she had on her side of the family that was left, besides her inlaws, was her mom's twin brother, and her dad's sister, and their families. That was it. Though if Otto wasn't her father then all she would have was her mom's brother. She still didn't know her mom's past secrets. Though she still believed it was Doug.
"I'm gonna get a nuticale. I'm just waiting for the VA insurance to clear it." said Sack.
"You're gonna get a musical." said Jax.
"No like an implant to give me balance." said Sack.
"So you're gonna get a glass ball." said Tig.
"No like rubber, like a real ball. Fuck you assholes!" said Sack.
"Wanna repeat that prospect?" Jax asked. Sack shut up real quick then, and they all just busted out laughing and Clay pulled up on his bike.
"What?" he asked.
"You really don't want to know." said Jax laughing as did the others.
"Be careful baby." said Gemma kissing Jax and then Clay.
"Keep an eye on the shop and the cars." said Clay to Piney as Gemma walked into the office.
"Alright I'll keep and eye on her also." said Piney gesturing to Gemma.
"Don't worry about it. Just worry about the cars." Clay said to Piney as Happy walked over.
"What do you say Prez?" Happy asked.
"Lets get this show on the road. Save the children and get some shit done." said Otto as Happy fired off his gun before mounting his Dyna. Clair climbing on the back behind Happy. The crow eaters were cheering and clapping as the sons filed out of the compound.
After they all left Charming Happy, Jax, Otto, Chibs, Opie, Chibs pulled away from the others and drove toward an Army Surplus shop. Parking their bikes they all got off and walked began to walk inside.
"I got you sweetheart." said Happy putting an arm around his wife/Ol Lady. "Just follow my lead." he added.
"Well I didn't know the Sons brought whores on their runs." said Eddie Hayes.
"Wanna repeat that you fucker? Thats my wife you are fucking talking to. I'll gut you like a pig!" Happy snapped.
"Lets all calm down, and get down to business." said Otto as Cameron came out. "Sorry about the fuss, but your son made an inappropriate remark." he added.
"I apologize for my son. Anyway lets get down to business." said Cameron.
"So how are we doing this?" Otto asked all business.
Eddie came over with a bedroll laying it down. "Okay it's very simple there are holders in here that we put the guns in." he said showing them how. "These hold up to twenty five so we do one hundred to five hundred a haul. So if one biker has a full load of two bedrolls that's fifty, and two makes one hundred. So with this group it's a big haul." he said.
"Brilliant. Just another biker with a bedroll or two if they need extra padding." Clay joked.
"It was all Eddie's idea. This and the Army Surplus store we're using as a front. Also all these guns go to Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Arizona charter to charter, and the bedrolls are how they will be delivered twice a month." said Cameron.
"We'll cover this runs as many as we can on Charity rides. The cops don't bother us when we are doing good. Other wise we'll be sticking to backroads and sending two or three bikers so we stay under the radar." said Otto.
"Well lets get this shit going." said Eddie as he noticed Clair helping Happy load their bedrolls. "How did he get so lucky to have such a down girl?" he asked.
"I got good instincts son. We're good for one another." said Happy giving Eddie a hard look as Tig snickered and Jax just helped get his in order. He glared at Clay and Clay glared back. He was still pissed as hell at his stepdad, and didn't really like that he was still in the club after the shit he pulled with Opie behind the club's back.
Fifteen minutes later they were all back on their bikes heading to Eureka. Clair felt so free and relaxed riding with her husband. Okay she loved riding and was actually thinking about buying her own Dyna and learning to ride because it was so freeing. She didn't want to be in a club or join her father in law's MC, but riding to get from point A to point B yes because she was falling in love with it.
She was broken out of her thoughts when she heard a noise, and alll of a sudden her Uncle lost control and ended up laying down is bike and rolling down the embankment. Everyone pulled over and herself, Otto, Bobby, and Jax ran down to check on Tig.
"FUCK! BOBBY I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, AND BURN THAT PIECE OF SHIT BIKE TO ASHES!" Tig exploded.
"Calm down we'll get you to a hospital." said Clair softly taking his hand.
"I love you sweetheart. I'm so sorry." said Tig.
"Lets get you to a hospital. "Okay Clair loved Alex, but she didn't like him at the moment.
Since Clair was the next of kin she was the one talking to the nurses. "So can my Uncle be treated?" she asked.
"Mrs. Teller I'm so sorry, but he only has basic insurance. He is stable enough travel to our sister hospital who takes his insurance." the person at the desk said.
"HEY WHAT'S GOING ON? STITCH ME UP! SONS OF BITCHES!" Tig yelled out.
"Okay what about self pay with my credit card!" said Clair handing over her black American Express Centurion. The people at the counter couldn't even say that their names didn't match because Clair had changed her driver's license and all her credit cards to her married name.
"I cannot do self pay since he has insurance. He has to be transported." said the Woman at the counter.
Bobby hearing that walked out letting everyone know what was going on. "Tig is okay to travel, but cannot be seen. HMO BULLSHIT! Can you at least give him some pain meds?" he asked.
"Listen lets just forget the insurance. Let me pay for my mom's brother to get properly treated. I have the money to do it." said Clair.
"I can give him some asperin." the girl said.
"COME ON! STITCH ME UP! SONS OF BITCHES!" Tig yelled.
"Okay listen to me. That man is my uncle. My late mother's twin brother. He is family and I love him. Now why cannot you just accept my credit card and take care of him? This is bullshit since looking at my card you know I'm good for it. What happened to the old days where if people were hurt they were treated?" Clair asked in exasperation.
"I'm sorry, but it's hospital policy." said the girl.
"Well it's bullshit! This is my uncle. My mom's twin brother, and as a family member I'm saying let me pay for his treatment here. There is no need to call for a transfer. I don't give a fuck about policy. What the fuck happened to doctor's treating hurt or sick patients, and not worrying about money or HMO BULLSHIT!" Clair raised her voice to shouting level when she repeated Bobby's words.
Nothing she said got to the orderlies sos he stormed outside. "BULLSHIT!" Clair yelled.
"Hey come here. I love you Clair. Shit happens." said Tig as they were all waiting outside for the ambulance. Clair walked over to her uncle and the two hugged. Everyone else just stood outside and waited.
"Shit I forgot his insurance card inside."
"I'll go get it Bobby." said Happy.
"Bobby I'm going to shove that bike so far up your ass. Do me a favor and leave it here." said Tig.
"Tig please. That was my first bike." said Bobby.
"Leave that piece of shit in the dumpster." said Tig.
Suddenly when Tig was about to be loaded into the the ambulance a van pulled up and he was taken by bounty hunters.
"UNCLE ALEX!" Clair yelled as Half Sack got on his bike to follow them, and Bobby tried to do the same, but once again his bike crapped out on them.
"FOLLOW THEM! SHIT! FUCKING BIKE!" Bobby cussed as he was broke down once again.
Happy, Clair, and Bobby met up with the others at a gas station. They were just waiting on Half Sack to come back with the news. Otto was pulling his hair out and Jax and Clay were just glaring at one another. They feud hadn't been squashed. Clair just leaned on her husband giving him support.
Sack pulled up a couple minutes later. "Okay the bounty hunters have Tig at a hotel a couple miles down the road. I guess he provoked him and they beat the shit out of him." he said.
"I bet it's a stop to patch him up. Cant bring him in beaten. Tig knew that so he provoked them." said Otto.
"Then he will be there for a few hours and that will give us time to deliver the guns." said Clay.
"It's a quIck stop. I say we go now." said Jax.
"No it's better to do that in the dark of night. I may not be Prez anymore, but I know what I'm talking about." said Clay.
"Guys." Otto tried to intervene.
"Lets take a vote." said Jax.
"Fuck your vote's! I'm delivering the guns." said Clay shoving Jax.
"DON'T FUCKING PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME ASSHOLE!" Jax yelled as he went to hit him.
"CLAY, JAX ENOUGH! It's my fault. Stupid. Though we cannot fall apart. Otto is right. Take a walk, have a smoke." said Bobby. Before he could say any more Piney pulled up on the flatbed truck.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"We got two bikes down, and Tig got taken by bounty hunters. He was taken to a motel after provoking him so they would beat the shit out of them. Two miles down the road. Now I have my VP and his stepdad at each other's throats. I'm glad everyone else is as calm as possible." said Otto.
"I got an idea and the element of surprise. You trust me on this Prez?" Piney asked.
"Yea go for it." said Otto. Taking the cue after getting his President's blessing he yelled out to the sons.
"Hey you wanna get this done and get Tig lets go." Piney yelled out as Jax jumped onto the back of the truck.
"Chibs, Sack come on!" Jax called.
"What's up?" Happy asked.
"SHIT KICKING!" Jax yelled.
"I'm in!" Happy said before pausing and giving his wife a hot passionate kiss before hopping on the back on the truck as they drove off.
"This is bullshit." said Clay.
"I gave the okay. It was my call so get over it." said Otto as he walked over to the woman that was his daughter, maybe, and hugged her. "Hap will be alright. The guy is a fucking crazy asshole and won't be brought down." he said.
Less than an hour later they all came back and Piney took Tig back to Charming and to Saint Thomas and Bobby got his bike fixed enough to finish the run. They exchanged the guns with the Oregon Sons and then made their way to Eureka for the charity.
After it finished it was party time. Clair and Happy were heavily making out and Juice, Sack and Bobby were around the picnic table. Sack had a sweetbutt sitting on his lap.
"Man you roll a shitty blunt." said Bobby to Juice as Chibs came over with a sweetbutt of his own before giving Sack a hard time.
"Be careful with him. He only has one nut." said Chibs.
"I'm getting a nautical." said Sack as they all laughed.
"Man I wish I had what Happy and Clair have. I mean look at them. She comes to some events, but she stays at home when Happy thinks they might be dangerous or if she has to work. I want such a down Ol' Lady. Jax doesn't even have that." said Juice. "I would so bang Veronica if she was single." Juice was high and drunk and he just threw out that he would bang John Teller's Sister's daughter.
"Man I would just cool on down. What's going on over there?" Chibs asked looking at Jax and Clay. Otto was over talking to the Rogue River President.
"Clay I have tried so hard to get right with what you put Tig up to. You nearly killed my best friend's wife and my sister in law. I just don't know how to get right with it." said Jax taking a swig of Jack.
"Well you better figure out how because the next time you bring it up I'll kill you and i don't give a shit about your mom or Otto." said Clay as he stormed away. Jax got pissed and got on his bike and drove away.
A/N: Clay is a selfish asshole! Enjoy!