The cats woke up the next morning as they were going to prepare for their next adventure into one of the parks. Poppyfrost stretched herself out as she heard a knocking on the door. Poppyfrost walked over from her bed to go get it. Molewhisker was awake already and Cherryfall was just waking up. Poppyfrost went to the door and opened it to see Honeyfern standing out there as she had several containers of cereal for them.
"Eat up quickly as we have to get going, maybe we can do a lot of fun stuff today." Honeyfern told them she wasn't willing to waste any time as she was excited to get to the parks. She handed Poppyfrost the cereal and milk as she closed the door behind her without explaining much as Honeyfern was in one big hurry. Poppyfrost turned to her kits as Molewhisker was busy finishing up a couple of small things and Cherryfall had stretched herself out.
"Okay you two, breakfast is ready." Poppyfrost mewed. Molewhisker and Cherryfall got up as they walked over to the table and began to open up their stuff and started to eat breakfast.
"So what's the plan today?" Cherryfall asked as she wondered what they planned on doing.
"Well Blossomfall from what I heard wants to head to the park on the right as we can go on the rides there. Blossomfall told us to hurry before the park gets crowded so we can try going on as many of the rides as we can." Poppyfrost told them about the plans that they will be doing.
"Yeah let's hope my paws aren't like meat beaten with a mallet at the end of the day, it's a lot of walking we're going to be doing." Molewhisker replied as he knew that the walking would take a beating on his paws. Poppyfrost looked at Molewhisker as she laughed a bit.
"Well I bet your paws would come out as good as new as you could use the journey. Hopefully the lines for the fast passes aren't that long so we can get on as many rides as we can in one day." Poppyfrost responded as they knew they needed to eat breakfast as quickly as they could so that they could make it to the buses before the park got too crowded so they couldn't get on any of the rides.
Poppyfrost and her kits made their way to the lobby entrance as Blossomfall, Dovewing, Ivypool and Honeyfern were waiting as they were getting ready. Molewhisker and Cherryfall were right behind her as they looked at Blossomfall.
"Okay are we ready?" Blossomfall asked as she was wondering if they were going to be ready to head out to the park.
"Yeah we should be ready." Poppyfrost mewed as she looked at Blossomfall. Blossomfall then handed everyone the card pouches and necklaces and to store their key cards in. The colors available were pink, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. Molewhisker was handed Yellow as he placed his card in. Dovewing took Pink, Cherryfall Red, Poppyfrost Blue, Honeyfern Green, Blossomfall Orange and Ivypool Purple.
"Okay we're happy now?" Blossomfall asked as everyone placed their key cards into their pouches and necklaces around their necks.
"Yeah we are." Dovewing purred as she was happy to get her color.
"Good, let's catch ourselves a bus so we can go to the park." Blossomfall mewed as she took the lead, the others followed her as they were now heading for building one to get access to the buses.
Blossomfall and the others arrived as they had spotted a bus that was loading guests on, just in time. Blossomfall motioned them with her paw to follow her as they began walking to the bus. When arriving, they boarded as there weren't any seats left so they had to stand. The doors closed as they were now on their way.
"Looks like someone is excited." Poppyfrost began as she saw Molewhisker smiling. Cherryfall was holding on for dear life as she didn't know what to do as the bus was swaying along the road as it was trying to traverse it.
"I am, I haven't waited all week for this," Molewhisker mewed as he was ready to enjoy himself.
"That's great, what ride should we go on first?" Poppyfrost asked as she was wondering what they were going to get on first. Blossomfall looked at Poppyfrost as she had the answer.
We'll think about it when we get there, but first we need to check ourselves and get the fast passes." Blossomfall mewed as she knew that they needed to be able to do those two things first before they went into the park to find out what ride they were going to do. The bus pulled up to the spot as Molewhisker looked up to the walkway.
"There it is!" Molewhisker called out. The bus stopped as everyone began getting out of the bus the cats got on the escalator as Molewhisker was excited like a kit getting something he was anticipating a reward. Poppyfrost and the others were excited as well but they knew they had to hide it. The escalator went to the top as the cats were on line as they were getting scanned in. The cats went into the scanners as they placed their phones into the bin. Ivypool was the last as she slid the bin into the scanner. Once that was done, the cats retrieved their phones as they began to walk down the main entrance as the main strip was just up ahead. The cats began walking down the main strip as restaurants and stores lined on either side. It was like being in a city but in one strip. The cats then headed right as they wanted to do that park first, the park on the left was going to be reserved for tomorrow. The cats walked across the bridge as the huge globe was welcoming them at the beginning.
"Everyone, get together, I want to get us a picture." Blossomfall mewed as the cats began to gather in front of the globe as she got her phone out. "Smile." Blossomfall snapped a picture of them in front of the sign. They laughed as they began to walk down the bridge and into the park. They now needed the fast passes. Blossomfall and Poppyfrost got on line as the line was starting to get pretty long. Fortunately there were many cats working at the gates as the two cats were hoping that the line would go by fast. The other cats were waiting around as the two of them were getting the fast passes.
"So what rides do you want to go on first?" Ivypool asked as she wanted to see what everyone's ride preferred.
"Let's see what's available as we can figure out what we can get on quickly." Molewhisker responded. Cherryfall began getting out her phone as she began looking up the lines to the rides that they were going to be getting on.
"Well the rides closest to here have the longest lines but the rides further to the back have very short lines, so want to start from the back and work our way to the front?" Cherryfall asked as she wanted to see if that is where they wanted to start.
"Yeah sure, let's avoid the crowds and get to enjoy some of the rides." Molewhisker responded. Ivypool looked at Molewhisker as she was thinking much the same thing.
"I bet you would be enjoying yourself as much as I am, especially as I want to sit next to you on the rides." Ivypool responded as she placed a paw on Molewhisker.
"Oh um… thanks." Molewhisker blushed as he was feeling nervous around Ivypool.
"Looks like you like Molewhisker again." Dovewing teased her as Ivypool looked at Dovewing as she didn't like this teasing.
"Please stop." Ivypool told Dovewing. Molewhisker was occasionally dousing himself with water as he was hot from the heat that was creeping up on them.
"Is it getting hot out or what?" Molewhisker asked as he was beginning to feel the heat.
"It's going to get to ninety six though it's the humidity you're feeling." Honeyfern told Molewhisker that the humidity was going to be the killer. Blossomfall and Poppyfrost would get up to one of the desks.
"Hello, we would like to apply for an express pass please." Poppyfrost would begin. The cat working behind the desk looked at Poppyfrost and Blossomfall as he seemed curious.
"What for?" He asked.
"We want to get as much of this park done in one day as we're only here for two days." Poppyfrost began as they were going to speed through these parks.
"Oh so going to achieve as much as you can? Okay, I remembered." He mewed. He then passed them the fast pass as Blossomfall and Poppyfrost nodded.
"Okay thanks, do you need tickets also?" He asked if that was also needed.
"We purchased our tickets in advance." Poppyfrost responded. The tom nodded as Blossomfall got the tickets.
"Thanks." Blossomfall responded as she grabbed the fast pass. She waved thank you to the tom as they began walking back to the gang. "We got it. Let's go!" Blossomfall told them they needed to scan their tickets now.
After scanning the tickets, they began to look around to see what they wanted to do first but they were split on what their intentions were.
"Which way should we go?" Poppyfrost began, the lines to the rides closest to them were very long.
"Right, Cherryfall has said that we should head to the right, you want to head right as well?" Ivypool told Poppyfrost. "We should start from the back before making our way to the front, are you okay with that?" Blossomfall and Poppyfrost began to think as it would be the right place to start from.
"Yeah I think we should be able to do that. The lines at the front of the park should shrink by the time they come back to the front." Blossomfall replied. The seven cats began to wander around as they were going to the back of the park and start there.
The cats had managed to get to the rear after a half an hour of walking as they were chatting among themselves about the last ride they went on as Blossomfall was getting the express time.
"That ride was fun, I want to see what we are going to take next." Cherryfall began as she had a great time.
"Yeah I'll be right here." Ivypool teased as she was impersonating the alien before she poked Cherryfall in the heart. Molewhisker laughed as Blossomfall came back with some news.
"Well we got the news, half an hour before we're able to ride." Blossomfall told them that they weren't getting on the ride until a half an hour had passed. Molewhisker looked at the rear as they were trying to find out what they wanted to do until the time went up instead of sitting out in the heat.
"Hey, who wants to go shoot some aliens in M.I.B?" Molewhisker asked as he wanted to see if they were up for it. The other cats looked around as that was a risk. The other cats thought about it as if they could get in, it could be a good time killer.
"Okay, let's head there." Blossomfall mewed as they began to walk off to the next ride. This was fortunately for them a short walk away as it was just next door. When they arrived at the entrance, the cat that was taking care of the express passes looked at them.
"How many are you?" She asked.
"We're seven." Poppyfrost responded.
"Okay you may enter." She mewed as she guided the group in. The seven cats walked up the hallway as Cherryfall was talking to Honeyfern.
"Hey didn't we rescue an alien and Molewhisker wants to slaughter some more, that seems counterproductive." Cherryfall mewed as the cat ahead was ready to speak to them.
"How many?" He asked as he wanted to make sure that everyone was ready,
"Seven." Blossomfall mewed. He looked at them as he knew he needed to split them up.
"You three to the right." He began as Blossomfall, Poppyfrost and Honeyfern went to the right. "Everyone else, go left." He mewed, Cherryfall and the others went to the left as the two parties knew they were going to be competing. Fortunately, the lines were pretty short as they began down the stairs.
"Dunno what the point of the ride is?" Dovewing asked as she was more than content with being on her phone.
"The goal is to get a high score by shooting the aliens." Molewhisker explained to Dovewing.
"Aliens, dunno if I would be good at that?" Dovewing asked as she seemed nervous about shooting stuff.
"Try, you can end up winning, who knows." Molewhisker encouraged Dovewing to at least try. Their ride pulled up as Poppyfrost was looking up from her side.
"Okay looks like we're going against our kits, let's hope we can beat them." Poppyfrost mewed as their ride pulled up to the platform. Both parties entered as they nodded, the lights blinked before they were off.
"Let it begin!" Molewhisker was calling out with excitement. He noticed the seat to his right was empty as he then grabbed the second laser pistol as he had an idea.
"I seem nervous." Dovewing began. Suddenly the fake aliens began to appear as they began shooting at them wildly.
"Shoot them! Shoot them all!" Ivypool called out to Dovewing as she began frantically shooting. Cherryfall was taking shots here and there as she looked at her brother who was shooting wildly with the laser pistols, one in each paw.
"Akimbo for all!" Molewhisker shouted as he was firing away with both of the pistols in his paws, shooting everything he could see. Cherryfall didn't like that.
"No fair, you're cheating Molewhisker!" Cherryfall laughed as her brother was having double the fun.
Poppyfrost and her friends were firing as she spotted Molewhisker firing away with both pistols as everyone else had one.
"It seems your son is having fun." Blossomfall mewed as she shot as an alien animatronic as her score was going up.
"Yeah he is, keep it up Blossomfall." Poppyfrost mewed as she shot another alien, raising her score. Molewhisker was still firing away as he was getting a high score. The halfway point was here.
"How are we doing?" Molewhisker asked as he wanted the status of his group.
"You're dual wielding as that is cheating but you seem to be having fun." Cherryfall mewed as using two weapons wasn't needed but with Molewhisker enjoying himself, why try taking that away.
"Look out there's more coming!" Molewhisker shouted as he began firing away wildly as he was going to take out as many of them as he could to get a high score. The three on the other side looked on as they began firing again trying to get as high of a score as possible. Molewhisker seemed to be determined to out-do them all as he was firing away. The last part of the ride was coming up as they were definitely going to have to push the red button, it was flashing as everyone seemed to be trying to shoot the aliens. Molewhisker kept firing away as he knew he needed to ditch one of the pistols and push it before everyone else did. He tensed with anticipation as the ride into the mouth as Molewhisker dropped the laser pistol in his right paw and pushed the red button. Another 100k was added to his score on the spot he was sitting. Poppyfrost had done the same thing. Everyone seemed to be thrilled as they had all stopped firing. The ride then ended as it came to a stop, then the lap bar pulled up as they got off.
"Well I had fun." Ivypool mewed as she enjoyed the ride as she felt confident on blasting enough aliens with her lasers.
"Hopefully that should have killed off some time and we would have the time to go on a ride." Poppyfrost responded as they decided to do some backtracking to get on the ride they wanted to get on previously but had to wait because of what happened. They exited the ride as they went to where they were previously as Poppyfrost got out the express ticket as she showed it to the cat working there.
"We're back." Poppyfrost told the cat working. He took the ticket and began to examine it. He then looked at it and began to speak.
"Well you're on, second floor." He told them. Poppyfrost nodded thank you as she began leading the others to the second floor, they were now going to ride the ride. They were now inside as they were looking at the preview with a clown on the screen beginning to speak.
"Hey hey, it's me! Krusty!" Krusty began as he cackled in his usual manner. "Congratulations, the line's almost over. Only forty-five more minutes. Just kidding. I have no idea how much longer it is. So here to entertain you are Itchy and Scratchy!" The cat and mouse walked around trying to entertain the crowd as they were both drunk. Molewhisker and the others were watching the screen as they were patiently waiting their turn.
"Hey, those are just two drunks you fished out of the gutter!" Bart called out as they were supposed to be entertained but they had been received on the fly and had little experience.
"That's a lie!" The guy in one of the costumes called out. Blossomfall nudged Ivypool as they were going to listen to what was going to happen. The guy began to drink some beer through the eye hole.
"You're fired! And leave the suit." Krusty called out as he was ready to lay him off.
"Alright, let me get this thing off." Barney called out. He unzipped him to find out he was just in his underwear.
"Gah! Keep the suit!" Krusty called out as Barney left the scene, Krusty then turned to the audience who were watching the screen still. "One word of warning that may mar your otherwise enjoyable day at my park. There's a psychopathic killer on the loose. His name is Sideshow Bob and he used to work for me. For some reason he hates me." Then the screen transitioned to Krusty throwing a pie of shaving cream to Bob's face, kicking him in the groin and stuffing him into a cannon and firing him off. "Then Bob tried to frame me for robbery, and it was foiled by the Simpsons! And now he's vowed to kill them all EVEN THE BABY! 6 months ago, Bob escaped from the Springfield Armory." The screen transitioned to Bob trying to escape from prison in a truck full of pillows but he instead landed in a truck full of nails. "He is rumored to be in the vicinity of this park, but rest assured, my crackerjack security team has everything under control." The screen then transitioned to a group of police officers that didn't know anything about being police officers.
"I'm sorry, does anyone know which end the bullet goes in?" Wigum asked. The screen transitioned to the recently fired Barney who was attacked from behind by Sideshow Bob. He then stole the Scratchy costume and wanted to get his way in, Krusty was running out of time as he wanted someone onto this ride.
"Now, which lucky family will be the first to go on my thrilling new ride? Eenie meenie miney mo. Make it quick, I gotta go to the little clown's room, so the family that will see my show is the one who hollers…" Krusty began as he was wondering who was going to holler.
"D'oh!" Homer hollered out as someone stepped on his foot.
"Fine, you're in." Krusty responded as he lowered the rope to let them get onto the ride. "Come with me. Oh, and you can pick one other to come with you."
"How about these guys?" Bart asked as he pointed to the audience. Krusty wasn't too thrilled about it.
"Uh, sure, whatever. They look clean." Krusty responded as he looked at the audience he was letting in. "You guys come with me." Krusty would turn to the audience. "You stay here and wait for someone to tell you to do something." The family would walk off as Sideshow Bob laughed. He was going to get his revenge. The light blinked as Ivypool began speaking.
"Well I guess it's our turn." Ivypool replied. They then walked off as they entered one of the rooms. They were waiting for the audience in the other room ahead of them to finish. The second part of the cartoon began.
"This is where we make all the wonder and imagination that fuels our park! Hurry! Put on these lead vests!" Krusty began as he handed them the vests. The characters decided to put them on as Lisa seemed curious about the glowing green door.
"Krusty? Is this a nuclear reactor?" Lisa asked as she placed her hand near it as her bones were visible from her hand. "Ohhh!"
"What do you know about nuclear energy, kid? Leave that to us clowns!" Krusty told Lisa as he shoved her aside, suddenly Professor Frink ran into the room urgently with a message for Krusty.
"Oh, uh, Mr. Krusty, sir! The reactor is terribly dangerous! With the leakages and the crackages, Observe!" He then opened the door and placed a hamster and its cage near it, and the hamster began to grow huge. "Oh, the growing is happening." The hamster grew large enough where it broke out of the cage. Frink began explaining what kind of things would happen if they got hold of the nuclear energy. "Now, if a human being were to enter that room, who knows what events might occur-ulate! They could grow 50 feet tall, or three extra arms, or an eye where their nose should be, which is painful." Krusty then pulled Frink over as he had a question for him.
"Hey, Nerden-heimer! Don't you have a test tube to polish?" Krusty asked Frink.
"Yes, I do, actually. But you denied my request for test tube polish! I've been using rainwater and my shirt-tail." Frink told Krusty that he had what he was doing but didn't have the proper materials so he needed to improvise. Krusty wasn't buying it.
"Get outta here!" Krusty shouted as he tossed Frink out of the way. He then looked at the riders as he began to guide them over. "Here we are at the vehicle boarding station." One the ride's attendants looked up to Abraham Simpson as he began to speak.
"I'm sorry, sir! People with heart conditions may not ride!" He responded. Abraham Simpson was ready to protest.
"Why, I'm in the best shape I've ever... Oh! Heart attack!" Abraham responded before he clutched his chest. "been in my life! I feel like a twenty…Ugh, stroke! …" Abraham would nearly collapse as he continued. year-old! Massive aneurysm!" He realized he couldn't ride so decided to sit this one out. "I'll wait outside." Marge had an idea for Abraham.
"Ooh, you can watch Maggie!" Marge began. Homer walked up to him as he began speaking.
"You can enjoy each other's nonsense!" Homer added on as Maggie took out the pacifier from her mouth and began to babble nonse. Abraham began to speak as Marge handed Abraham Maggie.
"You don't say? Well, back in my day, people never had to…" They then began to babble nonsense as the rest of the family walked away. "Well, Maggie, looks like I'll be taking care of…" Abraham would quickly fall asleep as Maggie wiggled her way out of the vest and began to crawl to the nuclear reactor room. She then entered as she began to grow huge. "That's it Maggie. Stay with Grampa." Abraham muttered as he continued snoring but instead it was the giant hamster that was in her place.
Meanwhile Homer and his family had arrived on the ride as they were ready to get on it.
"Wow! We're the first people ever to ride this baby! We're like that space guy who did that moon thing!" Homer began as he was ready to ride the ride.
"Neil Armstrong?" Lisa guessed.
"No! Chewbacca!" Homer replied. He then proceeded to make his best impression of a wookie.
"Now enjoy the Ferris wheel... or whatever this is." Krusty replied before he turned to a scratchy costume holding a gun. "Whaddya want?" The person in the Scratchy costume took off his head as he began to speak.
"A dish best served cold!" Sideshow Bob began.
"Is it ice cream?" Homer began as he was wondering if that was the dish.
"NO! Revenge!" Sideshow Bob replied laughing maniacally. He then punched Krusty as he knocked him out.
"But we're on vacation! Can't ya kill me on a workday?" Homer asked as he wanted to enjoy his vacation with his family. Sideshow Bob ignored him.
"Simpsons…" Sideshow Bob began. "GET IN THAT RIDE!"
"Forget it, Bob! We'll never…" Lisa told Sideshow Bob that they weren't getting in the ride. She turned to her left as she spotted Homer sitting in the ride. "DAD?!"
"I've waited in line an hour for this thing and I'm riding it! Now hop in!" Homer told his family that he wanted to experience the ride of doom. Bart, Lisa and Marge got into the ride as Sideshow Bob had one more thing in mind. Sideshow Bob turned his head to the audience still watching the short as he had one more thing in mind.
"Now, the last thing you'll ever see! A legally required safety video." Sideshow Bob told them.
"Ahhh!" They all screamed. Then the video transitioned to an Itchy and Scratchy video as it was a tip of what to do and what not to do when getting on the ride.
"Here are some brief guidelines to ensure a safe and pleasant experience." The She cat began to narrate about what the safety precautions should be when they get on the ride. "When the doors open, move immediately into the vehicle boarding station. Walk; don't run. Proceed to the left and right side of the vehicle. We ask that you place all large or fragile items, including cameras and video recorders, against the wall outside the vehicle, and hold on to all loose articles. Take your seats in an orderly fashion and please watch your head as you enter the vehicle. If you have difficulty dealing with small spaces, make the Krusty Krewmember aware of this before entering the vehicle. Once you are seated, please pull down on the lap remain seated and face forward while the vehicle is in motion. Keep your arms and legs clear of the closing doors and inside the vehicle at all times. No still or motion picture photography of any kind is allowed. Thanks for your attention! Enjoy the ride!" She ended the presentation as the doors began to open ahead of them to the ride.
"I am more than excited to get everything that I have ever waited for so now let's ride!" Molewhisker mewed as the doors opened up ahead of them. Blossomfall held onto his scruff as Molewhisker was ready to make a run for it.
"She said walk, don't run." Blossomfall told Molewhisker as they began walking forth to the ride. The riders before them had disembarked as the seven cats began to enter. Three in the front and four in the back as Poppyfrost, Blossomfall and Honeyfern were in the front and everyone else was in the rear. Homer continued to speak on the ride.
"Come on, everyone, sit down! Time's a-wastin'! The faster we do the ride, the sooner I can hit the bathroom. Sit down already so Sideshow Bob can kill us! Hey, let's play the sit down game! Rule #1: Sit down. Rule #2: Keep doing it. Rule #3: The end. Now sit down. All the seats are the same except the ones that are better. I'm gonna make an annoying noise until you sit down." Homer was telling the riders to sit down so they could get going. He then made a funny noise as he looked at the audience "OK, ride's over. Ha-ha! Kidding!" Molewhisker looked at Ivypool as they all pulled down on the lap bars. An attendant raced over to make sure they were secured.
"Don't worry, folks. Your comfort and safety is in the hands of highly qualified teens like myself. We're required to take an extensive training course and not wear facial hair. Enjoy yourself but keep the screaming down. I have a math test to study for. If I don't get a C, I get kicked out of the audio-visual club." The worker responded before he picked up his required Algebra book he was going to read if he was going to pass. He groaned as he had the book upside down. Molewhisker was already getting bored as he wanted the ride to begin. Suddenly the screen changed to Sideshow Bob in a demolition vehicle.
"I've taken over every area of the park. There's no place you'll be safe from me. And now enjoy your ride. It's about to be demolished... while you're riding it!" Sideshow Bob laughed as he pushed down the lever from thrilling to killing, The ride lurched forward as it slowly began to rise almost as if they were going up on a rollercoaster.
"Oooh, a roller coaster!" Homer began with excitement.
"I'm scared, Dad!" Lisa called out as she seemed to be frightened.
"Sweetie, they won't kill you in an amusement park, as long as you have a dime left in your pocket." Homer replied, the ride got high enough as the seven cats were now behind Homer and his family. They were ready to go on down. Sideshow Bob was to the side with a wrecking ball.
"There's nothing you can do. You're about to die!" Sideshow Bob told them as he began to taunt them. Homer wasn't too concerned about this.
"You sound like my doctor! Woo!" Homer replied. Suddenly the vehicle crashed into the riders in front of them as the Simpsons went down the rollercoaster. Sideshow Bob turned to the audience.
"Ahhh, my next victims. So anyway, where are you all from?" Sideshow Bob asked before pulling on the lever. "Oops." The ride suddenly began to follow down the riders in front of them as they began to violently accelerate.
"Bob, not only are you not killing us, I'm having fun." Homer replied as the ride nearly tipped over and began rolling down to the right.
"Homey, they said to stay seated!" Marge called out as she wanted to watch out for Homer's safety. Homer didn't seem to care as he was having fun.
"Oh, that's a load of corporate…" Homer replied as the wrecking ball struck Homer as it caused him to go flying. "Aaaaaaah!" Homer screamed as the ride continued to tilt up and down as they were heading up and down after the rollercoaster. "My wallet just fell out! D'oh!" Homer called out as the wrecking ball began demolishing sections of the rollercoaster. "Hey, I can see our car!" Homer, the wrecking ball and the riders came loose as they all landed on the single track as Homer began asking the riders: "You guys haven't seen a giant steel ball, have ya?" Homer looked behind himself as the wrecking ball began chasing him as he began to run after the riders that were now heading down backwards. "You don't want to hurt me, ball! We're both big and round and never finished high school!" Homer shouted as the steel ball ran him over as it continued to chase the riders. Suddenly the steel ball crashed into the riders as it launched their ride into the air along with the rest of the family "Save me, tourists!" Homer screamed as he, Marge, Bart, and Lisa screamed. The riders then began to freefall free fall through a giant Krusty head's mouth on the ride tracks
"Welcome to a magical journey through my mouth." Krusty began as the rider's ride was now on the tracks as they continued to fall on through.
"You're all gonna die!" Nelson called out before doing his iconic laugh. "Haw-haw!" The riders then crash through the Happy Little Elves in Panda-Land attraction and land in a giant cup dangling from the ceiling with Bart and Lisa in the next cup
"A kiddie ride." Bart groaned.
"At least we're safe." Lisa replied. Sideshow Bob appeared from a giant animatronic Panda as he threatened to have more violence to the audience.
"Panda begs to differ!" Sideshow Bob replied as the Panda roars. Bart and Lisa scream as they are scared. Sideshow Bob turned his head to a singing elf as they were interrupting his fun. "Will you shut up?!" The giant panda crushes singing elves as he grabs the teacup. "Say whee!" The panda swings Bart and Lisa's cup into another panda whose head comes off as the riders were knocked back as they were being left in a trail of explosions left in its wake. The riders then crash through a wall and land in Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off. Marge and Homer are in a boat.
"Alone at last." Homer began as he was relaxing on his boat.
"Bob's trying to kill the kids!" Marge began as she was expressing her concern. Homer didn't seem too concerned about it.
"It just gets better and better." Homer replied as he seemed to be oblivious about what was going on. They then both screamed, as they went down a steep waterfall as the riders Bob's face appeared on the waterfall.
"Now Homer, because I want to be fair, a piece of advice: Resist every temptation I've placed in front of you." Sideshow Bob told him as they went through the waterfall as they were spotted by the pirate dinosaurs. One of them was holding a Duff beer.
"Oooh, beer!" Homer called out with excitement as he began to pry it out from the dinosaur's clutches.
"Homer, it's a temptation!" Marge called out to Homer to have him leave the beer alone. Homer didn't seem to question her.
"When did beer hurt anybody?" Homer asked as he finally got the beer free from the dinosaur's hand. Suddenly, the dinosaur animatronics began to explode and fall apart. "Uh-oh. What the...?"
"Oh, my." Marge called out as the boat and the riders began to make their way through the exploding dinosaurs.
"I hate chain reactions!" Homer screamed as they began to accelerate. The building starts to fall apart and their boat goes through a hole in the wall as we follow down a crowded grandstand, narrowly missing the pimply faced teen selling popcorn, and landing in a tank of water at "Krusty's Wet and Smoky Stunt Show." It's now early evening. On shore Bob is attached to the giant panda with Bart dangling in the panda's grip.
"You foiled my plans for the last time!" Sideshow Bob shouted. Marge and Homer's boat hits the wall and Bart falls out of the Panda's grip and into the boat.
"You soiled your pants for the last time?" Bart asked as Homer starts a motor on the boat to escape as Bob starts shooting at them. A whale pops up out of the water with Lisa on his back.
"We'll save you!" Lisa offers her kindness as she tosses a rope to the ride vehicle as Bob tries to shoot them. "Onward convenient whale!" The ride follows the whale and the Simpsons as Sideshow Bob continues to shoot.
"Maybe that exit sign leads to an exit." Homer began as he wanted to get out of there, an explosion throws Homer out of the boat where he is dangled behind from a rope. "Marge, stay away from the ramp!"
"What?" Marge asked as she wanted Homer to repeat what he said as the boat went up a ramp and tossed upside down as the riders followed. Homer screams and then does the D'oh phrase
"I mean ramps!" Homer shouts as the ride was falling apart riders went up another ramp and narrowly missed being hit by a large piece of the grandstand. We crash through the back of the bleachers where Sideshow Bob and his panda are waiting.
"Now for the unkindest cut of all!" Sideshow Bob called out as the giant panda had a giant panda uses a giant circular saw to cut into the floor where we dangle over a long shaft. Everyone was shocked, then Sideshow Bob sinisterly laughed. A giant Maggie appears. She picks up Bob and pushes the panda aside.
"Look what the radiation did to Maggie!" Lisa called out as Maggie was now huge.
"AAH!" Maggie called out. Homer looked at Maggie with glee.
"They grow up so fast." Homer smiled as he was happy with Maggie With Bob in her grip Maggie began hitting the cat's ride vehicle. The floor began to creak as the cat's ride began to cave in. Sideshow Bob had two words for them.
"Ta-ta, tourists." Sideshow Bob called out. Then the ride began to fall through the floor as it began to fall down the shaft to hell, but Professor Frink appears in a helicopter-like flying machine.
"Do not fear, a nerd is here!" Professor Firnk called out as he fires a suction cup on a rope to our vehicle securing it as we narrowly missed seeing Satan himself. Frink propels us up out of the shaft and to the top of Springfield at the Hollywood-like Springfield sign. It is now night. Bob is standing on giant Maggie's forehead dangling her pacifier above her.
I'll give you back your pacifier, if you destroy Springfield!" Sideshow Bob shouted as he wanted giant Maggie to cause as much destruction as possible. The ride vehicle crashes into the sign and goes down a hillside, past the power plant and through some explosions.
"Careful! The baby is wet and presumed cranky! Wiggum shouted over a loudspeaker. The ride vehicle zips through the streets of Springfield. The Simpsons travel alongside us on a Krustyland parking tram.
"I'm not gonna change that diaper." Homer called out as the nuclear power plant exploded as they chased the giant Maggie down.
"Mommy's coming, giant Maggie!" Marge called out as she wanted to see if she could rescue her baby.
"Come on, Maggie! Destroy something!" Bart encouraged Maggie to cause damage so she could get her pacifier back. Maggie, with Sideshow Bob on her forehead, still trying to get the pacifier, knocks over the KBBL radio tower and it explodes.
"You break it, you bought it!" Apu shouted as he peeked his head out from the Kiwi Mart. The ride narrowly misses getting hit by Otto in the school bus and they went through the giant donut on the Lard Lad donuts sign while Bart laughed and everyone screamed their eyes off. We wind up in the town square where giant Maggie has the pacifier in her mouth with Sideshow Bob dangling from it as she tries to shake him off
"Get away from my baby!" Marge shouted as Maggie shook Sideshow Bob off and saw the rider's vehicle.
"Maggie, that's not a pacifier!" Lisa called out as she picked up the rider's cart. Maggie then sticks the rider's vehicle in her mouth and sucks on it.
"Get those tourists out of your mouth! You don't know where they've been!" Marge commanded Maggie to stop it. Maggie spits us out and the riders land in telephone pole wires outside of Moe's Tavern. One of the onlookers burped before the wires sling shot the riders past Maggie and through a large sign they then landed in the Simpson's driveway and nearly ran over Homer into the garage like in the Simpsons TV show opening. We wind up in the Simpson's house where they gather on the sofa.
"Home sweet-" Homer began before a lap bar came down over the Simpsons and the walls to their house fell down leaving them in outer space and on the Death Drop attraction "D'oh!" Kodos' the Alien was in a spaceship with his buddy Kang
"Foolish Earthlings; don't you know all rides must end near the gift shop?" Kodos began as he was ready to begin the final part of the ride. Kang pulls a lever and the Simpsons screams as they rapidly descend down the Death Drop as the cats in the ride follow.
"My bosoms are slapping my face!" Homer screamed as he was rapidly descending back down to earth.
"Thanks for nothing, gravity!" Lisa called out. Ralph, one of the side characters, was being carried by a vulture.
"I'm a baby bird!" Ralph called out as they continued their descent down back to earth.
"This must be the part where they take your picture! Okay, smile!" Marge called out that they should smile for the photo. They posed as the light for the camera flashed. THey continued to scream as they continued to fall to the earth. The cats in the ride land at the front entrance to Krustyland, which is now in ruins, to find Sideshow Bob with a circular saw-like weapon.
"I still got five seconds to kill somebody!" Sideshow Bob began as he looked at the audience. "Hello, folks". The sofa falls on top of Sideshow Bob and the Simpsons land on top of it.
"What a horrible nightmare. Thank God this ride is over." Homer said as he was holding his head as he was exhausted from the ride. Giant Maggie pushes the giant Krusty head on top of the family. Homer screams and the ride vehicle as we are lowered back to the floor. There are some minimal fire effects in the ride building. "Let's go again! I wanna go again!" Homer called out as they were lowered back down the entrance of the ride.
"Well, that's our ride! Hey, what does this do?" Krusty decided to make some brief concluding remarks. He then looked at the controls wondering what last thing he wanted to do. He then pushes a button, and laughs. The ride was lurched backwards into its starting position. The ride was finally over.
"That was so much fun!" Molewhisker called out as the lap bar was pushed up as they began to exit the ride.
"We still got much of the afternoon to ourselves so let's see what else we can go on." Poppyfrost responded. They then began to exit as Dovewing was confused.
"Where's the gift shop? Didn't they say they had a gift shop?" Dovewing asked as she was looking around. Molewhisker looked at Dovewing as he wanted to explain what the aliens meant.
"There is no gift shop, they were being humorous, have you heard of irony in your life?" Molewhisker asked as they exited the ride. Dovewing didn't respond as Ivypool turned her head to her sister.
"I thought so." Ivypool responded. They then continued walking on as the afternoon was going to wear on for them.
The afternoon would continue on as the seven cats were in another section of the park as they were talking among themselves.
"Well I am enjoying myself that's for certain." Cherryfall responded as they had been circling to this part of the park for sometime now.
"Yeah I liked the butter beer that was given when we went to that part of the park, another part of it exists in the park on the left." Ivypool told Cherryfall as she was walking along. "Have you read Harry Potter before?"
"I know Molewhisker did but that was when he was young and he only read the first two books. I've only watched the movies." Cherryfall told Ivypool as they were approaching a small roller coaster ride.
"Okay third time's the charm." Molewhisker mewed as he approached the ride. "We had to wait and we went racing with Jimmy Fallon so that was a lot of fun. We came back the second time but the ride was having some technical difficulties so lets hope there is nothing wrong coming up." Poppyfrost looked on ahead as Blossomfall noticed that the line was empty.
"Yep, it's open." Blossomfall mewed as they began to enter, the She-cat at the entrance nodded as they all began to enter. Fortunately the line was pretty short as the cats began to make their way up the ride. They then got to the top as they were waiting for their turn. The cart pulled up as the riders were instructed to board and board fast. Poppyfrost and her kits sat in the front row while everyone else sat in the second row. Eight more cats boarded as they were a separate party.
"I bet this will be a lot of fun." Honeyfern began as attendants came along as they began checking to make sure the lap bars were locked. Poppyfrost turned to her sister who was in the second row.
"I've been on this ride numerous times before, when Cherryfall and Molewhisker were still little, we had fun." Poppyfrost responded as they were preparing to depart.
"Was that when Cinderheart tried to board with Lionblaze but Lionblaze tried to get comfortable but the lap bar wouldn't close all the way as there was a malfunction and Lionblaze was holding on for his dear life?" Honeyfern asked when it was that incident that they would remember their experience from their younger days.
"Yeah that's the one." Poppyfrost responded. The mine cart like ride would begin as they were now heading along what seemed to be an enclosed type of ride. Someone began screaming in the speakers.
"Are you INSANE!? Get out of here, the curse, it's REAL! This whole place is a trap, he's after your souls!" One of the voices called out as there were many treasures but the entire place seemed rigged to fall in on itself.
"Look for the medjai, it's your only hope!" Another cat called out as they knew that they needed to look for the Medjai in order to escape. One of the mummy animatronics had different plans
"SILENCE! With your souls I shall rule for all eternity!" He called out as the cart continued to traverse its way through the ride. It came to a dead end stop as it looked to the left.
"Serve me and savor riches beyond measure, or REFUSE and savor a more bitter treasure!" A mysterious voice called out to the cats stuck in the dead end corner. It began to speak as it was ready to lay a curse on the cats. "Akudei makrraken ra!" It called out as a bunch of scarab beetles began escaping from its mouth. Suddenly, the ride went backwards as the riders went down a small coaster as they arrived at the bottom to another stop.
"Not even the medjai can save you now, there is no escape." An eerie she-cats voice called out as her face was ready to engulf them in fire. The cart was rotated as they began to climb up a shaft. A ghostly tom began to speak next.
"Your end shall be my beginning. Prepare yourself! Behold your fate, your destiny." Suddenly the cart began to accelerate as a puff of smoke filled the cat's faces. He muttered one more thing. "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE!" The cart went over the top and began to race its way down, it then spun around as the cats were holding on for dear life as they didn't know what they were going to do next, the ride was the only thing they could hold onto if they were going to survive. Suddenly the ride stopped as they thought it was over.
"We hope you enjoyed your ride, please remain seated and keep your arms and legs inside the…" The tom kindly told them as they were going to tell them to disembark but he was suddenly cut off by another voice.
"PREPARE TO FORFEIT YOUR SOULS! Ahahahahaha." The cursed mummy called out as the ride went down beginning the second phase of the ride. The cart went down as another puff of smoke was seen with its red color as the cursed mummy continued to shout. " DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING! ARRRHHHHHH!" The cats continued to hang onto the ride as they knew it was their only thing protecting them from the curse. The ride came up onto the platform as one of the normal cats was there to greet them
"Hey! Welcome back, hope you enjoyed yourself, I would've enjoyed this interview a lot more if I HAD GOTTEN MY CUP OF COFFEE!" He shouted in the last part of his sentence, another cat appeared as he got his cup of coffee but it turned out to be a trap.
Thank you...ARRHRRHRHGGHGHGHGHHHHH…" He screamed as he was devoured by the mummy. The ride then ended as the cats disembarked from the ride and decided to see what else they wanted to do.
"Well that was certainly a trip down memory lane as it's the best ride we have had." Blossomfall purred as she certainly had a good time.
"Yeah we should finish up the rest of the park as the sun is going down." Honeyfern mewed as they needed to get the rest of the park done before it got dark.
It was dark as the cats were leaving the park as they knew they had a great time.
"My paws ache." Molewhisker whined as he was walking around. Poppyfrost looked at her kit as she knew that he had been up and out.
"That means you've had a good time." Poppyfrost responded as she patted her kit on his head. They continued to walk down as they were going to take the bus back to their room. The bus arrived as the cats boarded the bus and it was going to take them back to the hotel room. They didn't feel very comfortable as the bus was packed. "Who here had a good time?"
"Me!" The other cats cheered out at the same time as he wanted to see that today was great, tomorrow would hopefully be just as good. The bus pulled up to the hotel as the cats had disembarked from the bus as they began heading up to their hotel room. Once they got there, they nodded farewell until tomorrow as they all went to their hotel rooms and headed off to bed. Once entering, and cleaning themselves up the cats curled up on their beds as Poppyfrost had one last thing to say.
"I hope tomorrow would be just as great." Poppyfrost prayed as she turned off the light and headed off to sleep. Tomorrow there will be another park.
[A/N]: Sorry this took forever to make but the length should make up for it as I was on the rides, then moved hotels twice, road trip but I wanted to finish this up as it took far longer than anticipated and we still have three more big events coming up.
I also plan on only doing three rides as I can't do all the rides. That is all.