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3: Pickle Bob

It had been three weeks since the English class incident with Mr. Thornclaw and Mr. Brackenfur. Redstripe had been living normally for a while, and everyone was back in school, including Icescar. Redstripe had five disposable Hyde vapes, a Cookies one with a cartridge in it, and several others. Some were from Icescar, but Redstripe found out how to buy them underage. You just gotta get good. Lmfao

Later

Redstripe found another note on his desk. But this time it was from someone else.

Redstripe brightened when he recognized the handwriting. It was his girlfriend, Wavetail. The note said:

MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM AFTER CLASS

USE THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM NOBODY WILL BE IN THERE

AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT

Redstripe was smiling so wide it hurt. His girlfriend wanted to meet him in the bathroom! Pleasurable thoughts snuck their way into his head as they usually did when he thought of the beautiful she-cat, and now he was actually going to meet her in that way... Redstripe didn't usually appreciate it when cats would make out in the bathrooms or locker rooms, but this was himself.

He hardly concentrated on the class for the rest of the period, counting down the seconds until the end of it.

Redstripe, for a quick second, listened in on what Mrs. Ivypool was talking about, and then heard something shocking.

"...we've heard talk of two or more students in this school, specifically sophomores, that apparently were seen trading e-cigarettes and money. Nobody has heard when, but clearly someone in this class or Ms. Thriftear's class owns one. I assume you all know what e-cigarettes are, most cats call them vapes. But please know that whoever was trading these drugs not only within school grounds, but underage, will receive harsh punishment. And for my good kids, please do let me know if you see anything of this sort going on. Class dismissed."

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK!

Redstripe repeated the slur over and over in his head as he walked down the stairs toward the downstairs bathrooms. He'd had a brief chat with Icescar and Jadeclaw before coming here, and they all agreed that it would be better to trade vapes at each other's houses instead of at school. The teachers were on their trail, and it was far too dangerous to continue doing this here. They were already in deep shit as it is, however, because clearly someone in this school had a vape. Who was going to confess, or who was going to take the blame?

But Redstripe could at least forget all his worries now, as he entered the boys' bathroom where Wavetail was. This was the perfect chance to kiss her, of course they'd done this before, but Redstripe wanted so badly to feel his girlfriend's lips again, and maybe even some more personal parts...

"Hey, Redstripe. I see you found the note," Wavetail said, beckoning him over to the back stall and locking it once they were both inside.

"Yes, I did... It was waiting right there for me." Redstripe made his voice sound a little seductive in hopes that Wavetail would start to feel the same way.

But she responded exactly the opposite way Redstripe expected.

"Redstripe, I want to kill myself."

Redstripe found himself staring back in horror, unable to say anything, thoughts rushing through his head, so many confused and worried emotions swirling in his mind. After a few moments of shocked silence, Redstripe regained control of his emotions.

"Why? Did something happen? Please, Wavetail, don't think that way."

Wavetail looked like she was about to cry, but she found the courage to hold it in.

"Do you really want the whole story? You'll be late for class."

Just then, some cat walked in. Wavetail crouched in the corner of the stall, making sure to be as quiet as possible. Redstripe stood in front of the toilet, making it look like he was about to use the bathroom just in case. He also remained quiet.

Footsteps sounded near the stalls, and got closer. The cat was walking to a stall. And suddenly, before Redstripe had time to shout, the cat kicked the back stall's door clean off its hinges, sending it flying straight at Redstripe. He dodged just in time, cowering in the corner with Wavetail and hissing at the attacker...?

This didn't look like any cat from the school. This was a clown. A warrior cat clown.

"Ha ha whoo hoo! My name's PICKLE BOB!" The clown guffawed in a thick southern accent.

"Why the fuck are you in a clown suit, you weirdo? And also, what the actual FUCK?! You just kicked down the fucking door to a fucking BATHROOM STALL! Scram, you PERVERT!" Wavetail yelled, getting up and confronting Pickle Bob even though the clown was about three times her size. Awkwardly, Redstripe got up too, and stood beside Wavetail.

"Well, hee HOO! Do I have a DEAL for YOU! Come on with me, and I'll show yall what I got here!"

The clown cackled and marched down the row of stalls toward the bathroom exit.

Redstripe and Wavetail didn't even start to follow the clown. They waited a while, making sure Pickle Bob wouldn't come back, and then continued.

"I dont know what the fuck that pervert was doing here, but it's not helping my situation. Redstripe, I need help. I want to die. I NEED HELP!" She screamed the last part, throwing herself into Redstripe's arms and crying. Redstripe felt extremely bad for Wavetail, and he wished he knew what the cause of this problem was so that he could fix it.

Later, when Redstripe was at home playing video games, a strange voice came from downstairs.

"Ha ha whoo hoo! My name's PICKLE BOB!"

Redstripe wasn't sure if h just imagine it, or if it was real. But it was very concerning.

IS PICKLE BOB IN MY HOUSE?

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