Warnings — There will be crude humor; because of the predicaments that Optimus and Megatron will get into being human girls.
Chapter 2
Optimus' POV
I was having a terrible time rebooting nothing was working correctly; I onlined my optics and I felt something soft that I was lying on. My helm seemed to be lying on something very cushy and I frowned as I slowly sat up.
"What the slag?" I mumbled as I sat up and found I was inside of a human berth room.
I got up; and I must say I was starting to panic as I gazed around and saw pictures of myself. I walked over to what looked like a desk with a desk top computer on it. I looked around seeing little plastic figures that resembled me; but they were the most horrible looking things I have ever seen.
I headed for the door and went passed a mirror; and that's when I got the scare of my life. I was looking at a human femme and not myself; and I realized something had happened but had no idea what.
"What the slag is going on?" I demanded as I heard a yell from another femme in another room.
I ran into the room where the yell came from; and I found the femme punching the walls her eyes so filled with anger.
"What is going on here release me from this shell, right now!" the femme said.
"Excuse me, are you alright?" I ask.
The femme turned her head and glared at me.
"Does it look like I am alright, you will fix me human, right now!" she ordered.
"Human?" I asked not sure why this human made that remark to me.
I glanced around the room and saw pictures of Megatron; and those figures again only they were of my brother.
"I am Lord Megatron, human; and whatever nasty little scheme you pulled will not work. Did
Optimus put you up to this, I bet he did well I shall rip his spark out for this." Megatron snarled.
"Megatron?" I whispered. "Megatron, it's Optimus the same thing happened to me." I said as he looked shocked. Silence...
"The humans did this to you too; and you trust those insects so badly and look what they did!" he yelled.
"Your words do not seem to be so scary to others when you are a human especially a human femme." I remarked.
"Do not test me, Optimus; what are we supposed to do with this fragile bodies?" Megatron demanded.

'I do not know, perhaps we need to find Major Lennox; and our fractions to know what to do." I said.
I glanced down at myself; and remembered how Mikaela Banes dressed.
"We should change into something better," I suggested as Megatron frowned-
"And how in the pit are we supposed to change I do not know how to where human garments, do you?" Megatron snapped.
"Do not get testy I am trying," I retorted.
"Well try harder," he growled at me though his tone could not hold the same authority as a human femme.
It was actually quite humorous.
"We must change and put presentable coverings on, Megatron," I said.
"Oh, very well," he grumbled.
"We should look in these cabinets for suitable attire then," I said as Megatron followed my lead.
I opened the doors in the berth room; and searched for the correct coverings. I found something and now I had to figure out how to put it on; which was no easy task.
"What, you have been around humans for how long now; and you do not know how to dress like them yet?" Megatron snapped at me.

'Oh, and I watch them dress because I just knew I would be somehow turned into one, isn't that right brother?" I asked sarcastically.
He glared at me; but in that human body he just screamed not dangerous or intimidating now. "Do not get smart with me, Optimus; I am still your older brother, remember that." He growled.
"Don't you mean older sister now?" I asked with a chuckle.
'Oh yes, be a comic now, why don't you?" he asked in an unamused tone.
Silence...
Suddenly we heard a knock at the door; and we both glanced at each other.
"What are we supposed to do?" Megatron asked.
"Answer it," I replied.
"Like this?" he demanded.
"Well how else are we supposed to answer it?" I questioned.
Silence...
"Alright, you may answer it." He stated as we headed toward the sound of the knock.
I opened the door; and there stood another femme.
"What are you two wearing jeez you look like a crayon box threw up on you?" the femme said as she brushed passed us.
She headed first into the room I was in; and then Megatron' s.
"Thank you," I politely said.
"Forget it, Kari; look you and Kara have to get ready for your appointments you told me to remind you." The femme said.
"What appointment?" I asked as she gave me a bizarre expression.
She rolled her eyes then.
"Funny, Kari; you two have an appointment with the gynecologist at 2 so you'd better hurry up.' The femme replied.
I looked at Megatron and he looked at me.
"What the slag is a gynecologist?" we both asked her at the same time.