Chapter 5
Optimus' POV
This was an annoying thing that has happened to my brother and I; I glanced over at my brother and he was staring out the window with a scowl on his face.
'So, heard you caused a scene at the doctor's office," she remarked.
"How do you know that all you did was pick us up; you didn't go inside?" I asked in an irritated tone of voice.
"We have these wonderful devices called cellphones; and I called to see if you were ready and they relayed what had happened. Honestly, what is wrong with you two; I mean you just wasted their time and mine." The femme snapped.
"Now see here, my brother was humiliated by what happened; and I do not approve of such nonsense being done to either of us." I said as I saw Megatron's expression it almost softened a bit.
"Your brother?" she asked. "Are you two on something?" she demanded.
"We are not on anything, femme," Megatron snapped. "Just drive us back to the dwelling!" my brother ordered but it was more like a bored and angry remark.
"No wonder you're losing friends; you two are so weird ever since you lost your family." She snapped at us.
"What did you just say?" I demanded.
I looked at Megatron; and we were slowly getting information about the human femmes whose bodies we inhabited now.
She stopped at the dwelling and we got out of the vehicle; and headed inside and conversed about the human femmes.
"I think these two femmes have had a lot to deal with," I said.
"Indeed, perhaps they are strong like us; and perhaps need strong mates to keep them in line." My brother said as I merely gazed over at him.
"Where did that come from?" I asked.
"What?" he asked startled.
Silence...
"I don't know, perhaps once her outer shell is removed and she is like us we will be more compatible." He replied as he shrugged. "She already has a fascination with me as does your femme you inhabit the body of, correct?" Megatron asked.
He was right.
However, suddenly I was doubled over in pains; which were so slagging severe I sank to the ground.
"Optimus, what's wrong?" Megatron demanded as he ran over to me.
"I have terrible pains," I remarked as I felt something damp in these coverings. "There seems to be something damp in the coverings I am wearing." I said urgently as Megatron grabbed the bottom coverings and tore them off.
There was some red lubricant coming from the same area that so called human doctor was trying to touch on Megatron.
Something was dreadfully wrong with me; but what? I knew humans bleed red liquid when injured but I did not injure myself.
"Optimus, we need that annoying femme here; she will know what is wrong with you.' Megatron said.
Megatron looked at the cellphone on the table; and he reached for it; and found only three numbers on it. He dialed the first one and was lucky; it was the femme in question and she came over.
Naturally, when she got here; she had to be insulting.
"My God, I thought something was truly wrong; you've only got your damn period, Kari!" she yelled as Megatron acted so fast I had no idea he would be so protective of me.
"You insolent worm! How dare you speak to my brother in that tone, do you have any idea who he is and how well respected he is!" Megatron roared.
The femme in question rolled her eyes then; and started to leave.
"You two are on your own," she remarked throwing a small box on the table as she left slamming the door.
"Just the way we like it," Megatron replied.
"What did she throw?" I asked as Megatron handed it to me.
"It says Tampons." He replied reading the box. "I will help you get this on although I do not understand this at all." Megatron said as he read the box. "I believe this is supposed to catch the red lubricants." He replied as he tried to help.
"Slag it all, it hurts when you do that! How do humans where this stuff it feels fragging uncomfortable." I growled.
Megatron helped me; and I saw him in a very different light now.
"Thank you," I replied.
He nodded.
"Now what, do we do?" Megatron asked me.
"We have to find a way back to our bodies; and find out how to get our bodies back." I suggested.
"Good idea, and perhaps the human's computer can tell us something." Megatron offered.
I nodded and he helped me up; and we headed for the desktop computer. We figured out how to make it turn on; and we searched all through the device. We also searched their social medias; and quickly learned these two human femmes had developed feelings for both my brother and I.
"They care for us?" I stated shocked.
"Perhaps, I truly was wrong about some humans," Megatron remarked.
"Hold on, I wish to learn something," I said as I looked up human femmes having this period situation; and my eyes widened at the information I learned.
Megatron read the information too.
"This event happens every month unless a human femme is impregnated; well there you go brother get impregnated and you will not need to worry about the red lubricants." Megatron remarked with a veiled cackle.
I glared at him.
'You are very humorous, aren't you, brother?" I asked being sarcastic.
Megatron laughed; and looked funny.
"What?" I asked.
"I do not know; but this area on the body is making strange sounds." He said.
"Well, I do recall Samuel's stomach I believe he called it made those sounds when it was in need of human fuel." I answered being helpful.
"And what do we fuel on?" my brother asked.
"Hmmm that I do not know; we will need to see what looks good." I said as we went into what Sam used to call a kitchen.
Nothing looked good or even remotely good to us.
"Perhaps if we used the femmes green paper,' Megatron offered.
"That is not ours, Megatron," I remarked.
He snorted at my words.
"Neither are these bodies." He pointed out.
"Good point." I replied as we looked up someplace.
We settled on something Samuel mentioned called pizza with extra cheese. We had to call it in; and when they wanted the address Megatron looked at one of the envelopes on the table. "You know, I never got over what you did to me." I finally said as he glanced over at me.
"Off-lining you?" he asked.
"Yes, it hurt both physically and mentally in all our battles you've never ever killed me before." I replied.
"I know, I am sorry brother that was business with the fallen; I am sorry I did that to you.' Megatron said as he pulled me close for a moment. "Has it faded." He asked as he lifted the covering on my body.
"It will not show on this body," I said with a sigh.
"Optimus..." Megatron replied.
"What?" 1 asked.
"Your scars are here," Megatron answered as I couldn't move.
"What, how?" 1 asked.