Space jam: alex, rachel, and rj's adventures chapter 5
Ch 5: a hole in one no one will forget/meeting the looney tunes
(The next day. We see the kids and their dad heading to the local golf course).
Harvey:
Well here we are kids.
Alex:
Dad, why are we here at the golf course?
Harvey:
It might help us get our minds off of what is happening in the NBA.
Alex:
Yeah i guess.
Harvey:
And hey at least we brought some friends with us.
Cherri:
Yeah thanks for inviting us sir.
Harvey:
Well your parents would have bugged me about it a lot. Now i'm gonna go make some calls and you guys go ahead and get a few strokes in.
Tom:
Okay sir.
(Harvey goes off to make some calls while the kids get their clubs and balls and go to the holes).
(At the 15th hole Simon is up next).
Simon:
Okay 175 yards to the hole. Carry the wind fraction…
Rj:
Oh for crying out loud just hit the ball simon!
Simon:
Relax rj. I am concentrating.
(Simon turns back and hits the ball but it ends up hitting the tree).
Rj:
(Chuckles) heh. You suck simon.
Simon:
You distracted me rj!
Rj:
Oh excuses, excuses. You just suck at golf simon.
Simon:
I'd like to see you try rj.
Rj:
Alright. (Walks up) just stand back and watch the master at work.
Simon:
Oh brother.
(Rj sets up his shot and hits it hard and it lands 10 feet from the hole).
Rj:
Well not a hole in one but it's still good.
Simon:
Pure luck.
Cherri:
Okay boys step aside. My turn to get ahead.
Tom:
(Sighs) isn't cherri great?
Rachel:
I guess.
Alex:
So have you asked her yet?
Tom:
Not yet but i'm planning to during the game.
Alex:
Ooh nice.
Rachel:
Ask her what tom?
Tom:
I'm gonna ask her out.
Rachel:
Really? Wow nice tom.
Tom:
Yeah. I've been sorta shy about asking her out. But Alex said I should go for it.
Alex:
Well I always have good advice for people.
Rachel:
Really? Cause I'm the one that gives good advice to you and rj.
Alex:
Yeah you are right.
Tom:
It's a shame that you can't join the team rachel. I've seen you play, you're really good.
Rachel:
That means alot coming from you tom.
Tom:
Why don't you ask your dad to join the team?
Alex:
We have tried but he keeps saying no. Not sure why though.
Rachel:
Could we not talk about the team right now. I'm still kinda in shock at what happened in the NBA today.
Tom:
Yeah I hear ya.
(Simon and rj walk up to tom, alex, and rachel).
Rj:
You guys talking about what happened to the top nba players?
Tom:
Yeah.
Simon:
It's really tragic actually. But it's got me thinking.
Rj:
Oh well there's a first.
Simon:
Shut it. Anyway. Seeing as how the nba lost its best players there are gonna need some fresh people with talent. And I was thinking… I could join it.
(All of them chuckle and laugh).
Simon:
What's so funny?
Tom:
No offense Simon but your more of the play expert than actual player.
Rj:
I agree on that.
Cherri:
Hey! Will you guys keep it down? I am trying to take my shot.
Tom:
Oh sorry for that babe.
(Cherri looks at Tom confused at what he called her).
Tom:
I mean cherri.
Cherri:
Thank you.
Simon:
I think I could be good in the nba.
Alex:
I don't know simon. Guess we will see when our game comes up. Considering there are gonna be scouts at the game.
tom/rj/rachel:
What?
Alex:
Yeah I overheard dad in one of his calls. There gonna be looking for possible candidates for future nba players.
Rachel:
Really?
Tom:
Wow. well looks like we are gonna have to give it our best during the game.
(Cherri hits the ball and makes it go a bit far).
Rj:
Not bad. But could be a bit better.
Cherri:
What are you kidding me? That is the best shot I ever had.
Rj:
Seems like you haven't been playing too long.
Cherri:
I am about 2 seconds away from pummeling you rj.
Alex:
Okay calm down cherri. Alright looks like I'm up then.
Rj:
Wait man. How's about you and rachel go at the same time?
Alex:
Isn't that cheating?
Rj:
Nah! Actually it will make the game go faster really
Alex:
You sure about that?
Rj:
I don't know. I'm not a golf expert.
Alex:
(Sighs) okay fine. You okay with that sis?
Rachel:
Sure why not. I'm getting pretty bored already. And don't call me rache rj.
Rj:
Oh whatever.
(Alex and Rachel all line their balls up to the tee).
(They both hit their balls at the same time and they go up into the air super high).
Simon:
Ooh very nice.
Cherri:
Yeah good shot guys.
Rj:
It's all in the wrist guys, all in the wrist.
(Their balls make it back to the ground and bounce further into the woods away from the hole).
Cherri:
Oh sure all in the wrist.
Rj:
(Groans and mutters).
Alex:
Well guess we gotta go get them.
Rachel:
Me and rj will go with you, besides our balls landed in the woods too.
Alex:
Alright let's go.
Tom:
Hope you guys catch up. The rest of us are gonna head down to the hole.
(Alex, rj, and Rachel head down to where their balls landed).
(The 3 search for a bit).
Alex:
(Moves some bushes and spots a random golf hole out of nowhere). Hey guys come here!
(Rachel and rj go to where alex is).
Alex:
Look there.
Rachel:
What is a golf hole doing all the way out here?
Alex:
Yeah i know weird right? I don't see a golf marker anywhere either.
Rj:
Hey maybe our balls are down in there. Lets get them and get back to the game.
(They all head to the hole).
(Alex kneels down and looks into the hole).
Rachel:
Do you see anything?
Alex:
No nothing ye… wait! (Spots the golf balls) I see them down.
Rj:
Sweet!
Alex:
But they are a bit far in the hole but I can reach them.
(Alex puts his hand in the hole and reaches for the balls).
(As Alex grasps the balls we see a cartoon rope come out of the hole and wrap around Alex's arm and tries to pull him in).
Rachel/Rj:
Bro!
(Rachel and rj grab alex and try to pull him away from the rope but it pulls them and their brother alex into the hole).
(We see the 3 kids fly through a huge dirt tunnel with the rope pulling them hearing their screams echo through the tunnel).
(In front of them we see the same warner bros logo the nerdlucks went through earlier).
(They all go through the logo and land hard in tunland where we see yosemite sam wrapping up the rope he uses to pull them through the golf hole).
(The kids wake up groaning).
Rj:
Oh man that hurt!
Rachel:
Anybody get the number of that bus?
Alex:
(Holds his head and looks at where they are) uh guys?
(Rachel and rj look with their brother at where they are at).
Rachel:
Where are we?
Rj:
Well we definitely are not in Kansas anymore dorothy.
?:
Oh uh look out for that first step kids, it's a real lulu.
Alex:
Did one of you just say that?
Rachel:
Nope.
Rj:
I did not say that.
Alex:
Then who did.
?:
Over here doc.
Rachel:
Wait… that voice…
(The kids look in front of them and they all stare in shock).
Alex:
No…
Rj:
Fricking…
Rachel:
Way.
(We pan up and see bugs bunny leaning on a tree).
Bugs bunny:
Hiya. (Walks over to our 3 heroes).
Rj:
Thi… this is not happening. This has got to be a dream. Someone pinch me.
(Rachel rj's arm).
Rj:
Ow! I guess this is real.
Alex:
A… are you… bugs bunny?
Bugs bunny:
Eh, you were expecting maybe the easter bunny?
Alex:
Nah, nah. This can't be real. Your a cartoon character, so your not real.
Bugs bunny:
Not real eh? Well if i weren't real, could i do this?
(Bugs grabs Alex's shirt and gives him a big wet kiss on the lips).
(As bugs pulls away from the kiss, Alex wipes his mouth).
Rachel:
(Giggles). I guess he is real. Only bugs would kiss people like that.
Alex:
Well he should use some mouthwash. What have you been eating?
Bugs bunny:
Carrots doc.
(Just then. We see the other tunes appear out of some places).
Elmer fudd:
Oh look. Is that someone to help?
Sylvester the cat:
It is!
Granny:
Oooh and they are cute.
Tasmanian devil:
Basketball!
Tweety:
Ooh! I thought I saw… (See the kids) I did. I did see someone to help.
(The tunes surround our heroes).
Rj:
Wow. this is… kinda insane right now.
Alex:
I know it's all our favorite looney tunes characters.
(Roadrunner runs up to them and inspects them then smiles).
Roadrunner:
Meep-meep!
Rj:
What did he say?
Rachel:
I think he was saying hello.
(Just then wile e coyote appears from behind roadrunner and looks at our heroes).
Rachel:
Oh my gosh. It's wile e! He is literally my favorite.
(Wile e hears that and happily wags his tail, grabs Rachel's hand and smooches it).
Rachel:
Hehe very charming.
Bugs bunny:
(Moves wile e out of the way) alright romeo show's over.
Daffy duck:
(Shows up in a doctor outfit) back up! Let the doctor take a look!
(Daffy pulls a lever and 3 chairs appear underneath alex, rachel, and rj and lifts them up into the air).
Daffy duck:
Oops. a little high.
Rj:
Don't you dare.
Daffy duck:
Going down! (Laughs in whoops).
(The kids scream as they land back onto the ground in the chairs hard).
(The other tunes cheer and hold up score cards).
Daffy duck:
So... what do ya say we go for a little spin?
(Daffy spins their chairs then stops them all by grabbing their chins with his hand. Then takes a long ear device and puts it though their ears).
Daffy duck:
Hmmmm. Now lets see what we got inside here.
Bugs bunny:
(Appears through the other side of their ears). (Yodels).
Daffy duck:
Say ahh.
(Daffy puts 3 thermometers in their mouths which explode and he then stamps their foreheads with an ok symbol).
Daffy duck:
Alright. They are ok!
Alex:
I forgot how completely nuts daffy was.
Rachel:
Yeah. all i want to know is what is going on here.
Bugs bunny:
Why toots, i thought you never ask. (Sits on her lap while Alex and rj lean in to listen). You see these little aliens come from outer space and they wanna make us slaves in their theme park.
Rj:
Aha! I told you that ufo was real.
Alex:
Oh please.
Bugs bunny:
Anyway, what did we care? Their little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up again and they ain't so little. THEIR HUGE! We need to beat these guys, cause their talking about slavery. Their gonna makes us do stand up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and scatter out to perform for a bunch of low brow, bug eyed, fat headed… (Grabs rachel's shirt) human challenged aliens!
Alex:
That is horrible.
Bugs bunny:
Exactly doc. But eh, what i'm trying to say is… (Grabbing Alex by his chin with the palm of his hand) WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Rj:
But how can we help?
Alex:
Yeah bugs we are just kids.
Rachel:
Yeah and I can't play basketball cause my dad doesnt want me to play basketball.
Bugs bunny:
(Grabs her chin with his finger and giggles) right. (Wraps his arms around them while holding a bunny skull) and I'm a Shakespearean actor.
Rachel:
Listen bugs, I don't think we can do this.
Bugs bunny:
(Looks at them all sad and gives them big puppy dog eyes). But… we need your help. Don't you guys really like us?
Rj:
Awwww not the puppy dog eyes.
Rachel:
It's our one weakness.
(Bugs sniffles).
Alex:
Oh…. alright we can try!
Bugs bunny:
Alright then. Come on and follow me to our gym so we can get started.
Rj:
Rats. Why are puppy dog eyes our weakness?
(The kids follow bugs and the tunes to their gym).