Chapter 7
Optimus glanced at his brother then; and something dawned on him then.
"Brother?" Optimus said.
"What's wrong, Optimus?" Megatron asked.
"How do we empty tanks in these bodies?" Optimus asked.
"I-I do not know, Prime," Megatron answered.
'Should we comm that femme and get her here?" Optimus asked.
"We have to," Megatron mumbled as he was not happy with that thought; because the femme irritated him to no end.
It wasn't too long before there was a knock at the door; and Megatron answered it.
"Alright, what is the problem now?" she said as she glanced up and saw what appeared to be Kari and Kara's bodies suddenly switch and two holoforms of two men replaced them and then they switched back.
Silence...
"What the hell just happened?" she demanded.
"What?" Optimus and Megatron asked together.
"Don't play stupid you two because I am better at it than you; you were here and then you weren't there were two guys one scary looking and one very gentle looking?" she demanded.
Megatron and Optimus glanced at each other then.
"First, please explain how to empty tanks for us," Optimus said. "Empty tanks? What are you talking about?" she demanded. "What is your designation femme?" Megatron demanded.
"Erica," she answered.
"Well Erica, my brother asked you a question; how do we empty tanks in these blasted forms?" Megatron demanded.

"Forms? Empty tanks? You act like you're not even human; what is up with you two?" she demanded.
Silence...
"We aren't human now I will not ask again; I must empty my tanks or I will eliminate right here and I do not wish to make a mess on the floor." Optimus remarked.
"Wait, the two guys that appeared, what are you and where are my friends?" she asked. "We are not sure but right now I need to empty my tanks, please!" Optimus shouted.
Erica shook her head then.
"Come on," she said as Optimus and Megatron followed her.
She opened the bathroom door and pointed toward the toilet.
"Lift the seat and sit on it and pull your skirt up and pull your under garments down and just pee or whatever you have to do." She said as Optimus misunderstood and put the whole seat up to where a man would use it and he turned and sat and fell into the toilet ice cold water.
"What the frag!" Optimus roared angrily.
"I did not tell you to lift that one up just the first one," Erica snapped.
"Please be more specific when you speak to me and do not raise your voice I am not addlepated; I have never been in this type of slagging body before." Optimus growled as Erica's eyes widened.
"What, wait hold on!" she exclaimed as she watched who she assumed was Kara help Kari and then she sat on the toilet and both peed and proceeded to move her bawls.
"Oh, for Primus sake, Optimus that's fragging gross!" Megatron snarled.
"Optimus? Wait, you mean as in Optimus Prime?" Erica asked in shock as she saw Kari get up without wiping herself. "No, ewwww wipe yourself first!" Erica shouted in disgust as Optimus growled at her.
"You need to be clearer I have no idea how to work this without some sort of direction!" Optimus shouted.
Silence...
"Primus knows, I am a very patient mech but you are slowly annoying the slag out of me right now." Optimus remarked.
Erica handed him the toilet paper.
"Don't get anything on your... she started to say. "Bloody hell, wash your hands will you!" she shouted.
"Do not yell at my brother!" Megatron ordered.
"Then tell him not to get Cockcocka on his hands!" she ordered.
"Do not yell at me I am Megatron!" Megatron demanded as Erica was staring at the mirror seeing something very different. "Now what and what is Cockcocka?" he asked.
She pointed to the mirrors; and there staring where Kara and Kari were in the mirror reflected their true bodies Optimus Prime and Megatron.
"You're Optimus Prime and Megatron from Transformers! " she exclaimed as she passed out cold.
"Oh, slagging great, we don't have time for this." Optimus snarled.