Space jam: alex, rachel, and rj's adventure ch 7:
Ch 7: the talentless nba stars/Lola bunny appears
(Back on earth we see a couple of girls playing some basketball).
(While that is going on we see charles barkley walking with his head low as he watches the girls play some basketball until one of them ends up next to the fence and sees charles in front of her),
Girl 4:
Your charles barkley.
(Charles nods).
Girl 4:
Girls! Come on over here, hurry! Look! It's Charles barkley.
Charles barkley:
Hey, can I play?
(All the girls simultaneously shout yes and Charles goes through the gate door).
(As the game continues Charles goes for the ball but gets it stolen from him twice and 2 of the girls get 2 dunks on him).
(As they set up Charles goes for a shot but gets shot blocked by another girl losing the ball).
Girl 4:
Your not Charles barkley! Your just a wannabe who looks like him! Sorry. Breakout. You shouldn't even be here! Begone! Wannabe! Begone!
(Meanwhile we check in with the other nba players as they seem to be getting checked on by some doctors).
(Just then we cut back to Charles as he is seeing a therapist).
Charles barkley:
This girl… 5ft, nothing…. Blocked my shot.
Therapist:
When did you first start having this dream?
Charles barkley:
It wasn't a dream. It really happened!
(After going to the therapist we see them back in the hospital being wheeled down a hallway by some doctors).
Del harris:
We've been through MRI, EKG, x-rays, laser beams...
Patrick ewing:
Yeah and they still can't find anything wrong with us.
Muggsy bogues:
Hey, maybe there is nothing wrong with us?
Del harris:
That's right muggs, maybe it's just all in our heads?
(Meanwhile we cut back to the golf course seeing tom, cherri, and simon coming back with some shovels).
Simon:
Tom this is crazy this place is a fine property and we are breaking so many laws.
Tom:
Yeah well they should have a rule for kidnapping our friends.
Cherri:
Wait so you think this golf course took our friends?
Tom:
They must have! Some kind of weird pulley system or something. Now quit yapping and start digging.
(Tom, cherri, and simon take their shovels and start digging a hole, until an older golfer comes by and taps simon on his shoulder).
Golfer:
Hey! What the heck are you kids doing?
Simon:
Ummm… we are… uhl….
Cherri:
We are fixing your divot.
Golfer:
Fixing it?
Tom:
Yeah we are new here and were told to come fix this hole there is a gopher problem.
Golfer:
Oh.
Tom:
Yeah so just give us a few minutes sir.
Golfer:
Okay. take your time kids. (Walks away) their fixing a divot!
Cherri:
Phew. That was close.
Simon:
Well now I can add lying to an old man on my resume for harvard.
Tom:
Relax simon. Alright… back to business.
(The 3 get back to digging).
(Back in the gym in tuneland, we see the tunes holding basketball tryouts for new team members).
(Sadly while the tunes practice they are not doing too well).
Rj:
(SIghs) you guys think it's too late to change to the other team?
Alex:
Cool down rj. This is something the tunes are not that good at true, but it's a start at least.
Rachel:
Still though this isn't gonna be enough against those jerks. (Goes up to the tunes) guys is there anyone here who has ever played basketball?
?:
Umm I have!
(Everyone turns to one of the gym doors to see where that voice came from until they see a light brown colored bunny with her ears in a blue bun hanging down and wearing a white no sleeve shirt with blue shorts standing at the door).
?:
I'd like to try out for the team (Walks up to alex, rj, and rachel). Hope the spot isn't filled.
Alex:
Um, no not yet. Welcome miss uh…
?:
Oh where are my manners? (Holds out her gloved hand) Hi there, my name is Lola bunny.
Alex:
Well it's a pleasure miss lola…
(Before Alex could shake lola's hand bugs pushes him out of the way and quickly grabs lola's hand and shook it).
Bugs bunny:
Lola huh?
Lola bunny:
(Giggles) yes?
Bugs bunny:
Well hello, eh my name is…. (Burps) BUGS!
(Lola giggles).
Bugs bunny:
Ahem! You wanna play a little one on one, doll?
Lola bunny:
(Stares angrily at bugs) doll?
Bugs bunny:
Uh huh.
Lola bunny:
On the court…. Bugs.
Bugs bunny:
Sure.
Tweety bird:
(Flies up next to rj) ooh. She's hot.
Rj:
You got that right.
Alex:
Rj!
Rj:
What?
(Lola and bugs begin the play a little one on one. However lola easily overpowers bugs dunking on him).
Rachel:
Wow. she has got some skills.
Alex:
Yeah.
Lola bunny:
(Slowly walks up to bugs, grabs the back of his head, pulls him close to her and rubs her finger up his cheek) don't ever call me… doll.
Bugs bunny:
(Gulps) check.
(Alex runs up to lola)
Alex:
Wow lola that… that was amazing. You got quite the skills.
Lola bunny:
Well thank you. So… do i make the team?
Alex:
Of course. (shakes lola's hand) glad to have you.
Lola bunny:
Thanks. And hey uh bugs… (Grabs and lift's bugs's chin with her finger) nice playing with ya (Walks out of the gym).
Rj:
(Walks up to bugs) very smooth bugs.
Bugs bunny:
Eh, she's obviously nuts about me.
Rachel:
Yeah obviously.
Rj:
Okay enough of this. It's time we show you tunes how it is done. Someone pass me the ball.
(Wile e picks up a ball and tosses it to rj).
Rj:
Thanks wile e. (Dribbles the ball past his legs) let's do some drills.
(Before rj could do anything rj trips over his legs and slides onto the ground hard).
(Alex and Rachel run up to rj picking him up).
Rachel:
You okay bro?
Rj:
(Groans) yeah i'm good. Just a bit out of practice I guess.
Alex:
(Picks up the ball) here let me try.
(Alex dribbles the ball and shoots it from the 3 pointer line but the ball bounces off the hoop and sky rockets to the ceiling and lands back onto the ground).
Alex:
Yikes! Guess we are out of practice a bit.
Rachel:
Maybe we are not just in the right mindset. (looks towards bugs) say do any of you guys have any spare sneakers?
Bugs bunny:
Uh… sneakers?
(The tunes look down at their paws and don't see any sneakers on them).
Rj:
Right… cartoon animals.
Alex:
Well we can't really leave to get our gear.
Rj:
Unless we grow some wings.
Alex:
Well someone has to go and grab our basketball gear.
Daffy duck:
Wait. your house? In 3d land?
Bugs bunny:
Eh seems easy enough. Don't worry doc, me and daffy will get ya your basketball gear.
Daffy duck:
We?
Rachel:
Thank you so much bugs that means a lot to us.
Bugs bunny:
No problem toots. Come on duck, let's go.
Daffy duck:
(Sighs) your despicable.
Alex:
Wait! Don't forget our lucky shorts.
Daffy duck:
Yeah, yeah.
(Bugs and daffy leave the gym).