Chapter 8
Optimus glanced over at his brother; and growled.
"And, what are we supposed to do she has fallen into stasis?" Optimus asked.
"1 have no idea but look in this reflective surface Optimus; I can see our true forms." Megatron said.
Optimus turned to look; and saw what Megatron had shown him.
'So, that is why she fell into stasis?" he asked.
"Affirmative, she must have overloaded her pitiful little human processors." Megatron said with a chuckle.
"Megatron, stop that!" Optimus remarked.
"What, what did I do now?" he asked while he cackled.
"You stated that she had a pitiful processor," Optimus remarked.
"I hate these shells! What is the use for these stupid things on the top area; and then this ridiculous hole between their legs human femmes are made all wrong." Megatron replied. "I believe when they are turned Cybertronian they will be pleasant to be with," Optimus said.
"Yes, I believe you are correct, look she awakens." Megatron said.
Erica opened her eyes then; and stared at the mirror.
"This explains so much, but how are you two in Kari and Kara's bodies and where are they?" Erica asked.
"We figure in our bodies somehow," Optimus said.
"We would like to have them made into Cybertronians," Megatron said as Erica glanced up.
'Can I go too?" she asked. "Gotta say I like Ironhide, and his big cannons so tell me is he big like all over?" Erica asked.
"We all are big," Megatron said.
"We are Cybertronians." Optimus answered.
"No, I mean are you big down there?" Erica asked trying not to embarrass herself.
"What are you asking about femme spit it out?" Megatron finally demanded.
"Penis, there are you happy I said it now I will die of humiliation now." Erica stammered.
"Penis?" Optimus and Megatron asked together.
"We don't have our processors; we need to use the computer." Megatron said. "Make this thing work." Megatron ordered.
"Bossy much," Erica remarked as she turned on the lap top and did a search for Penis.
Optimus walked up to the lap top and his eyes widened; and he looked at Megatron who looked disgusted.
"Humans are nasty. So, that is why human femmes have that hole; oh, they are so messy, Prime!" Megatron snarled.
"So, human males have an extension made for human females interesting and no we do not have those. We are intimate through interfaces cables and our sparks." Optimus said.
Megatron made a bit of a sneer then; and they watched as Erica started to type in things.
"What are you doing now?" Megatron asked.
"Well, if our dimensions have crossed we'll know how to find the others by checking this one site." Erica replied.
"What are you searching for?" Optimus asked.
'Fan fiction sites, this is Kari's and all her Transformers stories are gone; and the same holds for
Kara and mine. Okay one more check, I am heading for YouTube and there is nothing on Transformers now. So, we are in your world again; so, we need to find the Autobot base and your Decepticons." Erica said.
"I know where the Autobot base is, let us go and we will take your vehicle." Optimus said.
'Okay," Erica answered as they started for the Autobot base.
Meanwhile at the Autobot base... ..
The humans stared at Optimus and his Autobots; as they listened to the Autobot leader as well as the Decepticon leader telling them the war was over and they would be going back home to Cybertron.
"And what about all the human lives lost?" Lennox asked.
Silence... . .
It was Kari who bristled.
"Look Lennox, their race is almost extinct it's not right to act all stupid about this. There have been countless times wars ended but had immeasurable casualties because of it. Don't be a dumbass." Kari/Optimus said.
"What did you just call me?" Lennox asked as Epps laughed slightly. "What are you laughing for?" Lennox demanded.
"Big guy has a point," Epps remarked.
"Oh, whatever," Lennox answered. "Can this day get any weirder?" Lennox demanded.
"Sir?" an unidentified soldier stated.
"What?" Lennox asked.
"There are three girls here to see Optimus and the Autobots; and the one girl looks exactly like Prime's holoform." He replied.
"Oh, thank God my body is here... " Optimus grumbled as Lennox made a confused look. 'Oh, good grief, you what just show them in; it can't any worse it honestly can't." Lennox said.
"Yo, it just might," Skids and Mudflap said.
Oh scrap. . . . .