Ho ho ho! I bet you can guess who's taking a turn to narrate now. That's right. It is I, Santa Claus! Ho ho ho!
This next part of our little tale begins with Ronnie Anne ranting about other things she had grown tired of. "I'm tired of people disagreeing with me. I'm tired of people assuming I don't wanna be Sid's friend. I'm tired of failing at becoming her friend. I'm tired of seeing the original me and original Sid being friends, especially since they have zero chemistry. I'm tired of having to do things with my right hand, which I guess means I'm also tired of this cast and being left-handed. Let's be honest. I'm tired of every single thing I don't like," she whined.
"You sure are," Lincoln replied. "Now, I've got an idea. Let's try to find a way to make the door bigger before Carl..." he said before hearing a noise that made him have no need to finish that sentence. Carlota had already started crawling out the door, and had once again gotten stuck thanks to her hips. "Well, time to push her through, I guess," he complained.
"Yeah, I'm not touching my cousin's butt. This is all on you, Linc," Ronnie Anne said. Lincoln could tell exactly how she was feeling, so he started trying to push Carlota out on his own by pushing with his hands. It took him a lot longer than I would've expected. With how many times I've scooted down a chimney, I always find it odd when I see someone having a hard time fitting through something. I always forget most people don't have as much experience with it as I do.
After they got her out, the three of them returned to the mall. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne hoped they weren't too late and their original counterparts were still there. They arrived just as Danny Phantom had won a fight against Powdered Toast Man and he had some bad news for them.
Lincoln asked "Are Lincoln and Ronnie Anne still here?"
"Sorry, you missed them," answered Danny. "A couple kids who looked an awful lot like the Loud twins and some kid I'd never seen before sued them," he explained.
"Sued them?!" Carlota exclaimed.
"What for?" Ronnie Anne asked, getting excited.
"Something about a snowman, being lied to, and a movie that looks bad," Powdered Toast Man answered.
"Yeah, we didn't catch it all since we were focused on our fight," added Danny. Speaking of adding things, I would very much like to say that fighting is very likely to get you on the naughty list. Keep that in mind if you celebrate Christmas.
"Well. So much for that match, I guess," said Lincoln. "You guys wanna go back to my house?" he asked Ronnie Anne and Carlota.
"Sure," the two cousins said in unison.
They then returned to Lincoln's house. When they got there, they changed out of their winter clothes and went to his room. He had recently started sharing it with one of his sisters, but she was currently fighting zombie dinosaurs in space with her boyfriend, so they had the room to themselves.
Each of them sat on the bottom bunk, but then Ronnie Anne decided to move to the top one. "Don't jump off the top bunk just to see if you can," Lincoln suggested, which his friend agreed was a smart piece of advice.
"We should probably be getting home soon, prima," Carlota suggested. "Did you have fun visiting your buddy today?" she asked.
"Spending time with him is always my favorite thing to do," replied Ronnie Anne.
"Eh, I've had better," Lincoln joked. "Anyway, I had a feeling you girls were gonna go home now, so I called someone to pick you up. He should be here any second now," he said.
Right on time, the person he called arrived. Ronnie Anne looked out the window and saw that he was a man riding a hoverboard big enough for two more people to ride on it with him. "Huh. I thought for sure I was the only hoverboarder in the world. There's no way I'm getting on that one. I'll just use mine," she said. She, along with her friend and cousin, then heard a voice she couldn't ever stand hearing.
"Mom, Dad, Clyde, Clyde's dads, you are never gonna believe what Izzy said the twins went through today," is what they heard come from that voice.
"You have GOT to be kidding me!" Ronnie Anne whined.
Lincoln had to come up with a way to get around this and fast. "Must be someone doing a really good Sid impression," he said. He then grabbed the knob on his door and pretended to be unable to open it. "And oh-no, the door's jammed. Guess we'll have to go out the window. And don't look down," he added.
"I'm not afraid. I've written my board literally billions of times," said Ronnie Anne. She then jumped out the window on her board and instantly regretted it when she caught sight of the girl who happened to be right outside.
Carlota also tried to go through the window. But, unsurprisingly, she got stuck yet again. This made Lincoln facepalm so hard that it made him fall backwards and land on the floor. Carlota obviously couldn't see that, but she heard it and could tell what had happened. "Look on the bright side, Lincoln. You're helping me set the world record for most times getting stuck in a single day," she said.
"I'll help get you out in a minute. Right now, there's something more important happening outside," Lincoln said while running out of his room as fast as he could.
"No! I command you to push me out now!" Carlota demanded. Lincoln rolled his eyes at that and ran back over to her. On the other side, Ronnie Anne grabbed one of Carlota's hands while riding on her hoverboard. I prefer calling it a ho ho hoverboard.
"I'm really getting sick of this shit!" Ronnie Anne and Lincoln yelled at the same time. With their team effort of pulling and pushing with Lincoln's back, they were able to get her out of the window with ease. However, even though she moved it close enough, Ronnie Anne's board wasn't strong enough to support Carlota's weight, so it fell to the ground. "That was not enjoyable at all," the two cousins said to each other.
When Sid spotted Ronnie Anne outside, she screamed "WHAT IS THE PURPLE HEART PAIN DOING HERE?!" at the top of her lungs, damaging the ears of her two baby siblings she was pushing in a double stroller.
Ronnie Anne slowly lowered her hoverboard after helping her cousin onto the bigger hoverboard and stepped onto the ground. "Yeah. That's right. I'm here," Ronnie Anne said, feeling like Sid's behavior was completely unjustified.
"WHY?!" Sid barked.
"First off, show a little sympathy for me since I injured my arm," Ronnie Anne ordered.
Sid responded with "You deserve much worse than an arm injury!"
"WRONG! And if you must know, I'm visiting my BEST FRIEND, which I have right to do. Why are you suddenly acting like you get to decide I'm not allowed here? This ain't your house!" retorted Ronnie Anne.
Lincoln suddenly appeared through the front door and held out his hands. "Now, now. No need to ruin everybody's day," he said. "You were just about to go home, so it's not like..." he continued before getting interrupted.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Sid screamed. Then Ronnie Anne pelted her with garlic. Sid had died. Some of it almost got on the babies too. Then everyone turned into a dancing tuba and got super pregnant. The end.
Just kidding! This entire thing had all been a crazy dream. Lincoln woke up in a sleeping bag between Ronnie Anne's bed and her sister's egg chair because he was spending the night there. Then he went back to sleep and had a dream about him and his ex-boyfriend.
The Actual End