Toriel cooks me a butterscotch pie.

I cut a slice out and eat it.

I take 15 seconds with this one bite just with how good this is.

"This is very good Toriel!" I praise

"Thank you. I have had centuries to learn to cook so this shouldn't be anything special to me." She smiles

I eat half of the pie and ask her "Don't you want to eat anything?"

"I already ate something before coming out. Thank you for asking."

I took that as permission to eat the whole pie and I did that without complaint.

"I have prepared a bedroom for you. It is around 8pm after all."

I would stay up later but there is no reason to stay up this late.

I walk into the bedroom and a screen pops up.

It has glitchy text?

I slap it with the intent to fix it and it slowly started making sense.

"Look in the mirror." It said

I saw a mirror and looked at it.

Damn, I got pranked.

I saw a girl in a green sweater and yellow horizontal stripes.

I jumped back and swung as hard as I could at the space where the girl was standing.

"Pranked" A screen popped up.

I slapped it out the way again.

I nearly cracked my hand against the wall!

It faded right as I was about to slap it.

I went to bed to try and get some sleep.


A screen popped up at exactly 7am

"You are fully rested! HP restored."

What HP?

I don't see a HP bar anywhere...

I bet I'm going to get pranked again.

I look in the mirror to try and see if that girl is still there.

She seems to just be waking up.

In my bed.

I'm not falling for it and I just walk out of the room and go look for the bathroom.

I open some random door and see a abandoned bedroom.

I close the door since I don't want to catch a case of asthma.

I open another door and see Toriel in her bed.

I close the door and wonder why she has a chair in her bedroom.

"It's called Chairiel." Another screen pops up.

Bullshit.

I refuse to believe that someone actually named a chair.

"I'm not joking and the bathroom is the door right outside your bedroom."

I open that door and find the bathroom.

Ayyy! Thanks.

"Your welcome."

I look in the mirror and don't see a girl this time.

Thank god. I need to be able to piss in peace.


I walk out and go downstairs due to being bored as hell.

I see some stairs leading downstairs and a key on the floor.

I pick it up and walk forwards to see Toriel.

"Child. If you want to leave someday, you must learn how to keep yourself safe.

I see my soul start shining and prepare for an attack.

She shoots a lance of flame at me and I swiftly dodge to the right.

"I trashed around Flowey! I already know how to defend myself!" I try and placate her.

"Flowey is easy to beat, you need true experience!" She shoots a barrage of fireballs and I tank some hits.

I rush up and grab her into a headlock.

She tries to get up but she doesn't have the strength.

I slam my fist into her face hard enough to send her flying out of my arms.

"Is that enough or we will need to keep going." I try and make her surrender but now her flames are blue and her attacks are extremely difficult to dodge.

I see a rock on the floor that's sized well for my hands and I pick it up.

She shoots a blast of fire at me and I block with the rock.

I keep blocking her barrages until she gets tired enough to leave an opening.

I run up and slam my rock into her face.

She shoots a massive pillar of flame into my chest and I grunt in pain.

I throw the rock at her and pick up a broken pipe.

It's weight and size is perfect for one hand and two hands.

She shoots three balls of flame at me and somehow I manage to smack the flame away.

I rush in then thrust the sharp part of the broken pipe as hard as I could into her chest.

It pierced through the other side.

With her last rasping breaths, she says her final words.

"Well done my child...now go forth and escape."

She turns to dust and a massive guilt falls onto me.

She was kind but foolish which led to her death.

I'm determined to carry on and I see a screen pop up.

"Why couldn't you calm her down!"

She didn't even look hurt!

I never saw monsters die. I can't take the blame.

In anger, I kick the door to the ruins off its hinges.

I carry the broken pipe which is now covered in dust with both hands and walk through the snow.

"Turn around."

I hear a masculine voice call out behind me.

I grip my pipe and turn around to see a short skeleton staring right at me.

"Hello there. My names Sans." Sans said

"My name is Warren. I have a serious question to ask. What happened to the children that fell down?" The most likely answer is death but I'll ask anyway.

" The very first human to fall died because of the fall so Toriel made some flowers imbued with some of her soul to make sure no more died, the next human to fall we call the first due to them actually doing something.

She died due to flower poisoning and I don't know about the other ones." He explained

"Thank you for explaining now is there a way to escape the underground?"

"We monsters need 7 human souls to break the barrier. You are the seventh child to fall down here and survive."

His eyes have turned desperate and his smile strained.

"Please surrender your soul to us or we will need to take it."

I thrust my pipe at him and he dodges.

He sent a barrage of bones towards me and I smash them all to pieces with my pipe.

I seem to have gotten much stronger and faster after killing Toriel.

He summons a dragon skull and shoots a laser at me. The skulls get slowly bigger and bigger until he summons a house sized one on top of me.

I take the hit and don't feel too hurt?

Easy pickings.

I leap over to him and slash at his chest but he summons a pillar of bone and sends me flying in the sky.

He makes a skull blaster and shoots me down into the ground.

I jump back up and smash a giant bone apart.

I thrust my pipe into a skull blast and cause it to split.

One of the split beams catches Sans.

His ribs and spine are cut through diagonally and turns to dust.

I sit down and take a deep breath.

I see his soul floating and I grab it before it breaks.

My soul came out and absorbed it within itself which made it brighter.

I see a skull laying around and I have an idea


While I was resting I turned the skull into a helmet.

"That looks nice." A screen popped up.

Thanks, I'm sure you do too.

":)"

I walk in town and go to the restaurant and ask for a cheeseburger and ketchup.

I take a bite and I feel my teeth go straight through it.

I try and chew but it's too soft.

I just swallow the entire burger instantly and leave.

Good thing it was free for first timers.

I walk out and see a massive bipedal dog.

I pet it for a while then leave.

It's head extended so far it was weird.