Chapter / Episode 1: Not-so-Happy Warriors
Disclaimer: I don't own the Warriors series nor BFDI. The reason I put it as a pure Warriors fanfic is for visibility to other people, since no one really posts BFDI fanfiction here. If no-one votes, then I will try to predict who will most likely be eliminated if I recieved any.
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Walking, or more accurately, hopping, into the majestic grounds of Starclan, where Fourtrees still stands tall, a Twoleg snuck into the starry junction of Fourtrees, startling the deceased cats that were there with his speaker-like body.
"TWOLEGS!" They collectively shouted at him.
"Greetings, cats," he spoke at them in his autonomous voice. "I am no ordinary Twoleg, as I don't even have legs to begin with. "
"If you say that, then why are you trying to mess with us, mr Speaker Box?"
"I can communicate with you cats perfectly fine, and I would like you to tell you that 1 will rule the entire Forest out of 30 randomly-chosen cats. Also, everyone calls me mr speaker box, because my species looks like them."
"Seriously? Why would you do that? There are 5 clans, and there always will be 5! No more, no less!" Lionheart yelled at him, but it did nothing.
"The cats will compete during challenges, and 1 will be eliminated each chapter? Why would you turn them against each other like that?"
"Shush, sheesh! It's the winner's choice on what to do with the forest, anyways, whether it be to take it all for himself or set it back to what it was before, including letting whoever and whatever they want in or out, like with Dream Island."
"Why would you let such a thing happen? You remember what happened with Bloodclan!"
"Because Several cats from the Dark Forest are also competing, as I have bought them recovery centers just for that purpose."
"AAAUGH!"
"Stupid Twoleg stuff! I knew we shouldn't have let him in!"
"If you don't comply, then I will sell all of your territory to the National Park Service."
"What do you mean 'Sell'? If you give it to them, then our descendants will suffer from a lot of Twolegs during Greenleaf.!"
"Calm down. Let's help one of the good cats!"
"No bias towards one of the contestants, either, or I'll sell off your herbs."
"AAAUGH!"
"Then we'll let the viewers vote. They'll vote out the bad ones!"
"Well, now it's time to start the competition! Any of you wanna join?"
The Starclan cats were shaken by the Announcer, but for some reason, Spottedleaf and Bluestar said yes to his question.
Everything went fine in the Thunderclan camp, until Jayfeather tripped on the Announcer Recovery Center, which brought the Annoucncer from Starclan. No cat knows how it got there, but the Announcer probably put it there.
"Oww! What the **** was that?"
"Greetings, Jayfeather. I know you're blind, but can you still smell me?"
"Who… who are you?"
"Mr speaker box?"
"Firestar, why do you know who this is?"
"Because I watched an episode of BFDI back when I was a kittypet. I didn't really like it, though…"
"What is this thing?" Sandstorm asked the clan, but other cats had similar questions, too.
"Some Twoleg stuff?"
"A perfect prism?"
"Shush, sheesh. I'm trying to tell you something."
"No. Mr Speaker Box is here, and I honestly have no idea what to do."
"Shush, Sheesh. I need to tell you that there's gonna be a competition here on this lake, or else your territory will be sold to the Twolegs."
"Twolegs already own this place because they don't know about us."
"But I will let them know and your home will be torn up… again."
Sensing a border patrol, the Announcer hopped to the scent and shocked the patrol, which consisted of Tigerheart, Toadfoot, Russetfur, and Crowfrost.
"INTRUDER!"
"Shush, sheesh. Take me to Blackstar, I have something important to tell him."
"Well, it better be important!"
The border patrol then took the speaker box to the Shadowclan camp, where he was brought to Blackstar, the Shadowclan leader.
"This speaker box smells like Thunderclan, yet he isn't even a cat! Are you a spy?"
"No. I only came here to tell you and your clan about the upcoming battle between 24 cats, competing in 2 teams of 12 during challenges. 1 will be eliminated each episode, eventually leaving only the finalists for the viewers to vote on. The winner can then rule the whole lake territories if he/she wants to, or revert it back to the 4 clans it once was before. Several of your cats will be competing in this game in addition to Thunderclan, Windclan, and Riverclan cats. So will some Dark Forest and Starclan cats, because why not?"
"WHAT!?" The Shadowclan cats gasped at the announcement.
"That can't be!"
"WHY would you let the dreaded Brokenstar and Tigerstar compete with the living cats?
"Okay, I'm going to Riverclan and see if they're willing to compete, but you're still contestants anyways. I bought Tawnypelt, Tigerheart, and Blackstar recovery centers, though. No escape from the competition now."
"Hey, Leopardstar."
"What, Mr Speaker Box?"
"Some of your cats are competing in Total Warriors Island, specifically Mistyfoot and Mothwing."
"Told you about Mr Speaker Box!"
"Shush, sheesh. Anyways, I bought a Cake at Stake place for the elimination place. If you're safe, you'll get a slice of Cake, but if not, you'll suffer the Fling of Shame with the Sender Scoop Thrower. Anyone got that?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Do you want me to repeat what I just said?"
"Fine!"
"Good! Now let's get this competition started."
"Wait, I've realized that Crowfeather is the only Windclan cat competing in this game. Are you gonna tell him?"
"I also invited Onestar, in case he wants to join."
24 contestants, 1 lake.
Who will win it?
I'm going down into these pines,
Mom & dad are on my mind,
Don't ask me what I wanted to be,
And I think the answer is plain to me.
I wanna be, Famous
I wanna live, close to the sun.
Second back, 'cause I already won.
Nothing's gonna get, in my way,
I'll get there one day-ay,
'Cause I wanna be, Famous!
Na-nananana-na-na, nananana-na!
Na-nanana, Na-nanana, Nananana-na!
I wanna be, I just wanna be,
I just wanna be famous!
Total, Warriors, Island.
"Do we have Barley, Blackstar, Bluestar, Brambleclaw, Brokenstar, Brook, Cinderheart, Crowfeather, Daisy, Lionblaze, Hawkfrost, Hollyleaf, Mapleshade, Mistyfoot, Mothwing, Needytail—"
"DON'T CALL ME NEEDYTAIL!"
"—Ravenpaw, Scourge, Spottedleaf, Stormfur, Tawnypelt, Tigerheart, Tigerstar, and Whitestorm—"
"Tigerstar!?"
"Why him of all cats?"
"Then why did I allow Flower, Blocky, & Snowball to compete in BFDI?"
"Because you're—"
"Anyways, now for the teams!
"You sure that we put Brambleclaw, Hawkfrost, Tigerheart, and Tigerstar all on the same team?"
"Shush, sheesh. We had to sell the 3rd team because that was too expensive. And you spoiled who is on which team before I could even announce it."
"Okay, then go on."
"Anyways, The first team consists of Barley, Bluestar, Brook where small fish Swim, Cinderheart, Crowfeather, Lionblaze, Mistyfoot, Scourge, Spottedleaf, Stormfur, and Whitestorm."
"Blackstar, Brambleclaw, Brokenstar, Hawkfrost, Hollyleaf, Mapleshade, Mothwing, Needletail, Ravenpaw, Tawnypelt, Tigerheart, and Tigerstar are on the other. Go on, chose your team name."
"How about Thunderclan?" Tigerstar suggested to his team.
"WHAT!?" his entire team yelled at him.
"There's already a Thunderclan! We can't have another one!" Brambleclaw complained to his father.
"Really? Besides, this is only temporary!" Brokenstar supported his ally, Tigerstar, with a wicked smile.
"Come on! I can't stand you, Brokenstar! Why'd they even bring you back?"
"Watch what you say, backstabber! I could kill you any second now, whether you like it or not!"
Meanwhile, the other team already decided on a team name, except for Scourge.
"I think this should be named 'HydroClan'. It doesn't conflict with an existing clan, so it's good!"
"Well, I object!" Scourge complained to his teammates, "I think we should name it Bloodclan!"
"But that's a horrible name!"
"Aw, Seriously?"
"Yeah! I say HydroClan, too!"
"What do you think, Mr Speaker Box?"
"I think Hydroclan is a good team name."
"WHAT!?"
"Now we're waiting on the other team, who is apparently arguing their heads off."
"WHAT!? No we're not, right, needytail?" Hawkfrost argued against Firestar, who turned to the Annoucncer to decide their team name.
"DON'T CALL ME NEEDYTAIL!"
"Okay, I'll decide your team name for you. Since Bluestar's team is Hydroclan, then Brambleclaw's Team must be Infernoclan."
"Finally a good name for our team!"
"A lot better than using an existing clan's name…"
"Were you criticizing me and our dad's ideas?"
"The only way Tigerstar or Brokenstar will even be able to rule the lake is to win this show, and even then, you're probably going back to the Dark Forest after the finale."
"WHAT!? No I'm not! Don't be surprised if you get eliminated quickly."
"Be lucky the Announcer even brought you back in the first place!"
"We'll see about that, Brokenstar!"
"Shush, sheesh. Anyways, it's time for the first challenge!"
"What do you mean 'Challenge'?"
"The first challenge is a journey to the sun-drown place. You cats have to build a boat to traverse the river in Riverclan Territory. First one to cut the ribbon wins the challenge, and the 1 of the cats will be voted off the losing team. No going into land to cheat, this includes flying! Got it, cats?"
"Who needs a boat when we can SWIM!?" Hawkfrost blurted out in front of his team.
"And no swimming, either. That will also result in immediate elimination of the offender."
"Ready? GO!"
"So, if we can't swim ourselves, how about we STEAL one of those water-monsters?
"Well, that's better than constructing one out of wood, I suppose."
A few minutes later, Hawkfrost snuck up to one of the water monsters and took off with it, evading its Twolegs and heading towards the sun-drown place through the Riverclan stream. His teammates hopped on and proceeded to go towards the ocean, only to break down after leaving the lake.
"Darnit!"
"How are we gonna fix this boat?"
"How are we gonna win if Infernoclan already has a boat?
"Are we gonna sit here or what?"
"I didn't mean that! I meant that we will build a boat together." Bluestar corrected herself.
"Okay. I see what you mean.
"Let's start with the hull
"What is a hull!?"
"The part of a boat that keeps it afloat."
"Well, the other team already has one, what are we waiting for?"
Crowfeather spotted Infernoclan riding a Twoleg boat, only when Hydroclan barely started the hull of their own.
"Quick! We better keep moving before the other team gets there!"
"Or not. Looks like their boat broke down!"
"Well, we better get moving anyways. That bought us time to catch up!"
In several minutes, Hydroclan finished their boat and started sailing towards the Sun-Drown Place. By the time Infernoclan repaired their Twoleg boat, they were already behind and had to step on the gas. Eventually, they caught up to Hydroclan and flew off their boat, eventually crash-landing onto the beach next to the Sun-Drown Place, disqualifying them for the challenge. The announcer then hopped in front of them, declaring that they cheated.
"And Infernoclan is disqualified, meaning that Hydroclan wins the challenge."
"Darnit, Brokenstar!"
"It wasn't me who did this! It was you, Hawkfrost, you manipulative, fish-eating, jump-like-a-frog crowfood loser!"
Everyone gasped at Brokenstar's insult towards Hawkfrost, who walked away silently.
"We wouldn't have lost this challenge if you didn't ram into Hydroclan like you just did!"
"I knew Brokenstar shouldn't have competed if he was gonna sabotage his own team!"
"Also, one of you is going away next episode."
"What!?"
"Mr Speaker Box, why'd you do this?
"Because I told you this earlier. Don't you remember? Anyways, next Moon is when Episode 2 is released, at Sunhigh."
"I already know who to vote off!" Tawnypelt blurted out in front of her team, much to the embarrassment of the Announcer and her teammates.
"Tawnypelt, shush! You almost broke the Warrior Code!"
"Sorry."
"Viewers, you're voting for the first cat to leave Total Warrior Cats Island. The cat with the most votes will leave Total Warrior Cats Island. For. Ever."
The rest of the cats gasped at the announcement, waiting for the viewers to vote one of them off.
"Looks like someone's going down!"
Type in one of the letters in square brackets below to eliminate one of the cats in Infernoclan. The cat with the MOST votes will be ELIMINATED!
[A]: Brokenstar
[B]: Blackstar
[C]: Brambleclaw
[D]: Hawkfrost
[E]: Hollyleaf
[F]: Mapleshade
[G]: Mothwing
[H]: Needletail
[I]: Squirrelflight
[J]: Tawnypelt
[K]: Tigerstar
[L]: Tigerheart
"That was a relief." Barley was relieved at Brokenstar's mistake.
"Who knows what would happen if we were the ones that lost?"
"Since when did Infernoclan disqualify themselves due to stupid Brokenstar?"
"Scourge!"
"Haha! Do you wanna be eliminated, to the Tiny Loser Chamber where you'll starve for years?"
"Not funny, Scourge."
I know this chapter is a little short, but I didn't really have much to put here aside from the formation of teams and the first challenge.