It's been like 2 days since Sayaka died and her parents don't fucking care that she's dead. They were going to literally going to have her body be thrown out as if it were garbage but the Kaname family being as nice as they are convinced the Miki family into letting them give Sayaka a funeral.
"KYUBEY? What are you doing here and how did you get a suit that fits you? You're an animal that nobody besides magical girls can see so why would there be any clothes for incubators?"
"These are dog clothes, I stole them because I wanted to wear something for such a sad occasion."
"Wait, Kyubey, you can feel emotions? I thought you couldn't."
"Yes Madoka, I can feel emotions. Can't you see all the tears that I am weeping for our departed friend?" Kyubey said with his normal smile.
"You're lying."
"Obviously, I literally came here because i've never been to a funeral before."
"Hey, Kyubey can you go steal some flowers?"
"I don't get it."
"What don't you get, Kyubey?"
"The flowers, why are there so many flowers in funerals? are they supposed to represent the number of years they didn't live?"
"Shut up, Kyubey."
"Why? Did I just say something wrong?"
"YOU INSENSITIVE CAT, I JUST LOST MY BEST FRIEND THAT I'VE HAD SINCE CHILDHOOD AND YOU'RE ASKING WHY DO PEOPLE BRING LOTS OF FLOWERS TO A FUNERAL."
"You humans are so emotional. I'll be leaving now, see ya."
"YEAH RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY BEFORE I CATCH YOU AND TORTURE YOU FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!"
The end (this time for real)
(Anyways, I decided to write a 2nd chapter because writing Sayaka's funeral sounded funny.)