Warning: smutt, eye socket fucking (it's consensual, denmark consented to have his eye socket fucked by Finland), some gore, eye gouging scene but it's not like bad, knifeplay, the music of ABBA used inappropriately, the word "crunk" used unironically, inappropriate use of sock puppets and daddy kink.

(It's set in a bathroom but they don't piss on each other or drink each other's piss)

(There's no plot I killed it behind Tescos there only just sex)

-Denmark's pov-

I was in the bathroom looking in the mirror for no reason, then Finland came in the bathroom and saw me, he was blushing for some reason and he went behind me and hugged me, I felt something hard touch me as he hugged me, I said "oh hey Finland, is that your knife or are you very happy to see me" he went on his phone and went on the notes app and the page said "heh you will find out ;)" and he giggled, then he stated to grind against me, I blushed and he was smirking, then he said without using the notes app "heh~ perkele~" then he flipped me over so I was staring at him and he smirked and giggled and said "so cute...so innocent looking...I just want to just destroy how wholesome and pure you are~...would you let me do that?" He made me want him even more, I said "sure" then he smiled and took off my top and his own, he then pulled down my pants and started to rub my crotch, I moaned a lot, then he pulled down his own pants then pinned me to the floor and got his knife and cut off my boxers using his knife, when he saw my crotch he licked his lips sexually, then he took off his boxers and spreaded my legs, his dick was so huge how was he gonna fit that inside me, I said "how are you gonna fit it inside of me, I'm too tight and it's so big" he chuckled and said "I will find a way" it was quite hot hearing him actually talk instead of using the notes app, his voice was quite deep and the accent was hot it was like hypnotizing, god I could listen to him talk all day, then he cut me out my thoughts by thrusting into me, he thrusted in and out, I yelped and moaned his name and just moaned, as he was fucking me he grunted sometimes, I drooled as he was fucking me, he said "you like that don't you" I said "y-yes daddy" he blushed at the name and fucked me harder, he said "heh good boy you like it when daddy fucks you" then he stopped and said "from now on when your around the others you call me 'Finland' but when it's just the two of us you call me 'daddy', 'master' or 'sir'...got it" I nodded then he smiled and kissed me, he was still holding his knife, then he said "this knife is a surprise tool that will help us later" then he kept fucking me, then after a while he filled me with his cum, then he pulled out and got the knife and said "this might hurt then he plunged it into my left eye, I yelped then he pulled out my eye leaving an empty socket. He then said "I'm gonna shove my cock into it now ok" I said "ok" then he said "ok what?" I said "ok daddy" he smiled then plunged his cock into my eye socket and fucked it, this felt quite weird but I didn't question it.

-Finland's pov-

I fucked his eye socket, it felt so tight around my cock which was a nice feeling, I was drooling a bit because it felt so good, I came inside of his eye socket.

-Denmark's pov-

It felt weird when he came inside my eye then he said "now suck my dick" I said "sure" then he said "but there's a twist to this you have to bop your head in beat to the song 'mamma Mia' by ABBA ok" I said "sure" then he played the song and I obeyed. After a while he stabbed his knife into the iPod that was playing the music then he grabbed my hair and made me deepthroat him, his dick was literally touching the back of my throat, I gagged a lot, he chuckled and said "perkele~" then after a while he cummed down my throat, it had a burning sensation at first then he said "you liked my cum didn't you my little cumsult~" I nodded then he grabbed this sock puppet toy, he pulled me onto his lap and put the hole of the puppet onto my cock and used it as a fleshlight kind of thing, it felt weird and good, then after a while I cummed into it. he then chucked it into the trash, then he said "imma fuck your ass again because that felt so fuckin' good" then he bent me over the counter where the sink was and fucked me again, then a few moments later Sweden walked in and saw us, I blushed and he smirked and said "came to watch us~" he said "we won't speak of this ok" we nodded then he left and we finished up, he said "good boy your very good at fucking" I said "thanks sir" he smiled and said "let's get cleaned up and then we will hang out with the others ok" I said "sure" then we had a shower together and then we got dressed and then sat with the other nordics. "don't worry Iceland I'll crunk with you" said Norway. Then all of us chatted and laughed together and no one knew except from Sweden what me and Finland did in the bathroom which after that we did even more often and he also fixed my eye and now I have two different colored eyes which is awesome.

(What the fuck did I just make)