And we're a bit early again! I have somehow and by some miracle just been driven with inspiration and blessed with time to write so and without further delay… Welcome to the most prestigious wedding of our time between Total Drama's self-proclaimed 'Arch Villain' Alejandro Burromuerto and the ruthless 'Queen Bee' Heather Wilson. Now fair warning, this chapter is going to be a little more heavy on exposition to make way for more in-depth events to come that occur in this section of the fanfic. Anyway, this chapter is two years into the future from chapter 12. Alejandro and Heather are now age 23 going on 24 with Alejandro just recently graduated the previous month from university with his Master's in political science. So take your seat and hope you are ready to make your appearance in the wedding! Enjoy! :)

({No POV})

Just on the outside of a veranda on a sunny June day looking over the Wilson's country club lake and golf course was quite the lively scene so far than what was usually there under normal circumstances.

The whole area had two sides of arranged chairs on either side of an aisle that led up to an ornate wood wedding arch with clematis growing all the way up. The Wilson's (especially with Heather's father's family being long time members of their country club) a whole vast section of the country club reserved and set up for Alejandro and Heather's wedding.

And as expected… no expense was spared.

Considering the status of both the Burromuerto's and the Wilson's… and because of Heather being Heather, no detail was ignored and absolutely no expense or detail was spared or overlooked.

Musicians, DJ's, Mixologists, caterers, hired ushers watching things like hawks and making sure everyone got to their seats.

As guests approached, the ushers were showing everyone to their assigned seats.

While a bit unorthodox to have an exact seating chart for just the wedding ceremony rather than just for the reception dinner like most westernized weddings, Heather was not about to just let anyone sit wherever they wanted since she had a very clear plan on who she wanted where.

Well, at least with her side she did mainly.

Almost as if on cue of this thought, Kelsey and José arrived together and noticed all of Heather's siblings sitting toward the back which did not surprise anyone who knew the Wilson family personally, considering immediate family usually get the first couple front rows nearest the ceremonial arch.

And Kelsey didn't seem like she wanted to sit near her siblings either as she started, "C'mon, let's get seats on your side." The two looked as if they were about to make a b-line for the Burromuerto's side of the aisle when one of the ushers asked, "Names, please?"

Kelsey quirked up an eyebrow as her and José exchanged confused as all get out looks with each other, trying to figure out what the hell was going on at the current moment.

She gave the usher an annoyed look before replying for both of them, "Kelsey Wilson and José Burromuerto."

The usher scanned through the list until he exclaimed, "Ah yes! There you are. Follow me please." José and Kelsey exchanged one more skeptical look together before eventually following the usher.

At first the two were very surprised initially, while still not toward the very front, their seats with their name cards were in the middle of the third row.

The pair looked at each other in confused skepticism before eventually sitting down with other people being seated on either side of them. They sat in silence for a moment and José looked like he was about to make a remark until another usher came up to the second row with quite a sizable group.

Although it wasn't just any group of people as José and Kelsey now went into wide eyed shock and dread at who were talking seats in front of them.

Although all now ranging in ages of 23 to 24 and looked a bit more mature than the last time they were seen on Television, José and Kelsey recognized them immediately.

They were a handful of members from the Total Drama cast.

Cody (who surprisingly hit a growth spurt in his late teens still retained his youthful and boyish disposition), Sierra (who mostly came when she heard Cody was attending the wedding), Owen, Izzy (who wasn't invited but came as Owen's plus one since Heather knew that was just going to happen regardless), DJ (who came with a girl who no one knew beforehand and judging by the ring on her finger seemed to be DJ's fiancé), and Harold (who at this point hardly looked like the 'Harold' everyone remembered much to their shock and confusion until they saw him today).

While still a leaner built guy with glasses and a gasping toned voice, Harold was a little bit more filled out and had an almost lean athletic frame now in young adulthood. He had a slightly deeper voice with age and looked even more unrecognizable once you got to his face.

And while he still retained his natural rusty dark red hair color, his hair was kept a lot shorter into almost a crew cut since the last time anyone saw him. His patchy chin stubble he had as a teen was now grown into a cleaned up and very short beard barely a half centimeter long on his face.

The one consistency though was how he talked which showed Harold was still exactly the same person they remembered.

The group (while still being in shock and confused a bit by this random invite to Heather and Alejandro's wedding) were practically treating it like an unofficial reunion after not seeing each other in several years. All of them were talking and laughing together as they caught up while taking their assigned seats via their name cards.

But, not everyone near the group was laughing; however, as José and Kelsey saw Owen and Izzy immediately take the seats in front of them.

Both José and Kelsey looked quite annoyed until… both of them all of a sudden looked mortified at a sudden realization.

And that hit them ten fold as they heard Owen 'break wind' and were immediately hit with a smell close to death itself… at least from their perspective.

And there was no escape without drawing unnecessary and mortifyingly embarrassing attention to themselves.

They were seated directly in the middle of their row with people sitting on either side of them. All José and Kelsey could do was sit there it teary-eyed and enraged agony as Owen continued to pass gas in front of them with no hope of escape.

Owen just laughed, oblivious to the fact he was unknowingly choking out José and Kelsey behind him, and offhandedly commented, "PHEW! Sorry! I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those baked beans this morning!"

Cody, who was sitting next to Owen in confusion responded, "Dude, you ate baked beans for breakfast? There weren't even any at our hotel breakfast bar."

Owen just grinned before saying, "Hey! It's like my dad always said, 'always pack what you think you might need'. And I DEFINITELY needed to pack a couple cans of beans as a snack."

José couldn't stop himself from grumbling sarcastically in pissed off disgust, in a voice only he and Kelsey could hear, "Did you really have to bring them, you grotesquely disgusting bastar… Ay, mierda."

José looked as if he was close to throwing up from the smell until Kelsey elbowed him sharply before grinding out in an equally disgusted and pissed off tone through her teeth (despite also seeming severely nauseated), "You throw up right now and I swear I will wedge my right stiletto so far up your ass, especially if you throw up on my new designer dress. Suck it up."

Meanwhile the two kept fighting their nausea as an amused Alejandro looked on from the back and enjoyed seeing that part A of their wedding plan for Kelsey and José was already a BIG success.

Since the two were forced to invite them to the wedding, it didn't stop Heather and Alejandro from getting a little 'creative' with some revenge in the process.

While this was one of the few things Heather allowed him to collaborate on with their wedding plans, even he had to admit Heather was the true mastermind behind this portion of their plan with having them sit directly behind Owen and his incessant farting during the wedding ceremony… with Alejandro's idea being them writing their own VERY lengthy wedding vows to make the ceremony longer and therefore 'prolong the suffering' for Kelsey and José in the process.

Alejandro just chuckled and grinned at the situation before remarking to himself in satisfaction, "Hope you are enjoying getting to know the stylings of the insufferably repugnant butter donkey, hermanos. I know my bride and I most certainly will both now… and later."

Alejandro paused and looked at his watch before commenting, "Speaking of 'my bride'… she should be here any minute."

Alejandro readjusted his hair tie and necktie before making his way down the aisle and to the wedding arch and where his Uncle Marco (his mother's oldest brother who is a judge and was going to officiate the wedding) was standing.

Alejandro shook his hand and thanked him again for officiating before folding his hands, stood up straight, and looked down the aisle as he waited for Heather, her father, Carlos, and Leshawna to appear… but not before sneaking another look and smirk at Kelsey and José, who were now glaring back at him in pissed off, nauseated malice.

To Alejandro, this was now the happiest day of his life for not one but two reasons… and he knew it would be for Heather too once she got there as well.

A couple minutes prior

Heather was in a bridal suite as she got the last details in place.

Vail, dress, seamlessly removable train so she could dance and tear up the floor at the reception later on…. Everything was perfect.

All of a sudden there was knocking before Leshawna just stuck her head in and started, "Girl, are you ready yet? We've been finished for almost an hour with everythin'. You've been in here longer than my nephew takin' a shower… and that boy usually has my sistah Tanika hollowin' at him to get his butt out after an hour of him wastin' water."

Heather gave her a look before remarking, "Um, maybe because I care about 'detail'. I needed time to make sure the stylist got everything just 'right'."

Leshawna decided not to argue as she just rolled her eyes until she felt a tapping on her shoulder as he heard, "Hola señorita, sorry to interrupt. I was just sent here to escort you."

Leshawna looked behind her and saw Carlos dressed in a pristine tuxedo, smiling with just as pristinely white teeth, and offering his arm to her.

While Leshawna did find Carlos extremely attractive… she was far from making a move on him for MANY different reasons. Mainly that Leshawna respected boundaries too much to see he was a happily married man with a toddler and now a recently pregnant wife once again to make any plays.

Besides, it also just wasn't her style anyway to do anything like that.

However… it didn't mean she still wasn't enjoying herself in the situation and having some innocent fun a bit as she said playfully while taking his arm, "Oh sweetie, you can 'interrupt me' anytime."

Eventually the two walked off as a string quartet outside started playing them down the aisle.

Meanwhile Heather looked over and saw her dad standing there in a tuxedo himself and smiled his usual smile as he said, "Well, ready to go, Heather-feather?"

Despite Heather feeling every blood vessel constrict in her body at her dad using that 'pet name' for that she personally despised, she just took her dad's arm and walked with him.

They got to the edge of the veranda as the music stopped momentarily to switch over to the wedding march music Heather selected.

Her and her dad stood in silence as she heard her dad saying, stuttering slightly, "Y-You look very pretty, honey."

Heather's eyes went wide momentarily, almost like her brain was an overloaded computer and whipped her head over at her dad. Almost like Heather was expecting to see some kind of schmoozing or fake smile… but she didn't.

For the first time in her life, her dad (while still looking a little tense and unsure) seemed almost 'genuine' in saying the first nice 'fatherly' thing he's ever said to her. Heather hardly knew what to do as she felt tense and unsure herself of how to respond.

Eventually she looked down and said almost inaudibly, "Thanks… dad."

Right then the string quartet started up as Heather looked ahead and saw Alejandro waiting for her at the end of the aisle, smiling slightly with a slight glint in his eye from his place as he kept his hands folded in front of him.

Heather returned a similar grin and look in her eye back at him as she slowly made her way down the aisle to him.

Once she got to the front and handed off her bouquet of flowers to Leshawna while Alejandro shook hands with her dad, the two took their places side by side next to each other as the wedding marched continued to play out.

Alejandro leaned over and teased slightly, "Still no cold feet, mi amor?"

Heather rolled her eyes and smirked before jabbing back, "Why? Did you have doubts?"

Alejandro just chuckled before responding, "Well… not doubts per say. But, you always do keep me guessing." Alejandro kept looking forward until he heard Heather reply, "Good… I'd hate for you to think I'll start going easy on you just because we're married."

He looked over and saw Heather smirking at him, but he saw her 'true feelings' in her eyes.

She was just as excited about their marriage taking place as he was, if not more.

Alejandro grinned back as both he and Heather looked ahead at his uncle to proceed with the ceremony.

And that's part one of the wedding! I know I've been doing a lot of writing without a POV for a bit, but these past couple chapters just have so many perspectives that I wanted to cover with MANY different characters. Also, this chapter was more of a set up chapter for when MUCH more will go down in Alejandro and Heather's cocktail hour and wedding reception following their wedding. I hope you all enjoyed how Alejandro and Heather put their mutual and mild disgust aside for Owen and decided to us his 'gaseous state' to their advantage by having Kelsey and José sit directly behind him for their entire ceremony. OH, but that isn't the last of Alejandro and Heather's plan to make the happiest day of their lives be one of the most miserable days of both Kelsey and José's. And also, hey, don't get me wrong, I do actually like Owen and always got kinda put out whenever they did away with his character as a nice guy and good friend to everyone and instead just relegated him to being 'fart jokes and grossness'. So TD writer's of the show in the past, you wanted Owen to be as Heather worded 'a fart machine'? Well… fine then. I used him for his intended purpose by your design and had him being a 'farting fanatic' make Kelsey and José so grossed out and repulsed that they wanted to throw up. But, this isn't the last of the TD characters by a long shot and I will reveal much MUCH more later in this wedding saga. Thanks for reading, constructive reviews are always appreciated, and see you all in part 2 of the wedding!

Stay classy all and Happy New Year!

Dexter1995