Asuna woke up in a Kirby shaped house. It didn't take long to figure who it belonged to. She tried to get up, but her hands were tied, along with her hands. She was so busy trying to get out of her predicament that she didn't notice Kirby standing right in front of her. "Poyo!" he said. She couldn't understand him at this time so she responded with "Huh?" He then grabbed an apron and duster and threw it at her. "You….want me to be your maid?" "Poyo!" he said, jumping up and down. Asuna took that as a yes.
Present day (1st person POV)
I hate Kirby. He killed my boyfriend, threatened my friends, and enslaved me and force me to cook, clean and tend to his every need. I wanted to be free, or at least free as I could be since we were all still trapped in this game. I wanted my old life. I sat there for around an hour thinking about how things used to be. Yui, me, and Kirito being a family, having fun. I almost started to cry again. But I wiped my eyes and stood up. This was no time to be crying. If I wanted my old life back, I'd have to earn it back. But I had to come up with a plan if I wanted to do this. First off, I needed to keep Kirby distracted. That meant I had to cook food...and lots of it. I put on my apron and got to work.
It was around midnight, and I'd made enough food to fill up all the pantries and the fridge, as well as a few snacks to keep on me if Kirby tries to attack me. The next step was to sneak out. This was dangerous since Kirby wakes up in the middle of the night sometimes, but I also had a kitchen full of food on my side. I hid behind a pillar and waited til I saw Kirby open the fridge then snuck out the front door. I started running and messaged Silica, Klein, Lisbeth, and that one black guy whose name nobody can remember to come. I was running but then I heard a sound. It sounded like….Kirby's Warp Star? It had been about 20 minutes: decent enough time but I expected it to take much more time for Kirby to finish. Although, this is Kirby after all so I guess I was lucky enough to even get a 20 minute head start.
He raced past me on his Warp Star and jumped off right in front of me. I froze in shock, awe, and most of all: horror. I forgot to grab my confiscated sword- I even forgot to incorporate it into my plan- so I was pretty much defenseless. Just then, Kirby pulled out Kirito's two swords and shot off a sword beam of sorts. I can't fight back so all I could do was dodge. He eventually got up close, but I dodged all of those too, ducking, moving out of the way and catching the sword in my hands. Well, I caught all but one, which was a slash across the chest, but it was quite a minor wound. I could tell Kirby was getting mad that he couldn't get a good hit in, he was beet red after all.
I really felt like soaking in it, until he began to change. He grew taller and bigger, he grew muscles, and his little nubs turned into regular hands and feet. His swords got slightly bigger as well. He hit me with his huge fist, sending me crashing into tons of trees as well as a pond. From the water, I could see he was coming near me. This new form, was it really….? Before he could get to me, a redheaded man slashed Kirby's elbow with his sword, a confident smirk over his face. "Chad Kirby, eh?" he said. "I can handle it." I couldn't believe it. Klein had come to the rescue.
(Author's Note)
Hey, IROOI again. I just wanted to thank you guys for getting Kirito vs Kirby to 100+ views. Much appreciated.