"Chad Kirby, eh? I can handle him" Klein said with a confident grin over his face. "Alright then, let's get started." Klein said, while slashing at Chad Kirby. His slash did nothing due to Chad Kirby's epic, impenetrable rock hard abs and muscles. Chad Kirby then countered by slamming down the now giant Dark Repulser, cracking the ground in two. Klein dodge rolled to the other side, as Kirby was about to slam down the other sword, the Elucidator, on the side he was currently on. "This might take a little longer than expected." he mumbled to himself. "Hey Asuna! You good down there?!"
"Yea. I can breathe underwater for a long time. I maxed out that skill." she said, coming up out of the water, diving back down like a dolphin or mermaid of some kind. Ok, that was good. That meant that Klein had time to kick this guy's ass. He ran around him at incredibly fast speeds, trying to slash Chad Kirby from all over with his katana. No matter how much he tried, he couldn't find a spot that worked. Chad Kirby used both of his swords to cut Klein across the chest, making a giant X shaped gash as well as sending him flying super far. Silica saw him whilst he was flying through the air. "Here Klein!" She threw him a potion which he caught. "Thanks" he said weakly. In approximately 32.629181352487690893 seconds, he crashed through Kirby's house.
As soon as he landed, he drunk the potion. It healed up his gash. The scar was still there though. "Just my luck" Kirby then grabbed him by the face and took him outside, Klein's nails getting deep under his skin like a snowflake when coming across a racist meme on Twitter. Once outside, Kirby dragged him by his face across the dirt. "You like that?! Wait a minute I can talk now?"
Klein got up, blood and dirt across his face. "Yea that is weird…." "SHUT UP BITCH! I'LL SMASH YOUR TEETH IN WHORE! I'LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU'LL REGRET ALL YOUR LIFE DECISIONS, REGRET BEING BORN, BECOME DEPRESSED, AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO GET CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!" Kirby replied. "NO! ANYTHING BUT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! YOU MONSTER! I HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Sure, saying that was easy but he still couldn't make a cut in him. Wait a minute…..Klein looked at Chad Kirby. He was still bleeding from the place where he dug his nails into him. That means….. "I just have to cut him hard enough!" Klein had finally figured it out! (Took you long enough, dumb fuck.) He ran up to Kirby, unsheathing his sword once more, gripping his sword pretty hard (sounds pretty gay) and slashed Chad Kirby as hard as he could. He did it! He finally cut him! Klein smiled at the sight of seeming him bleed (Are you a fucking psychopath, Klein?) After that, he did another one, and another, and another, and another. He stepped back and took a look at his menu. He had a new skill, although all it said was ?. This could be it! Klein could end him right here, right now. He readied his sword and got ready to use his skill. What happened? Nothing. Kirby scoffed at Klein. "Ha, fucking moron" he said, repeatedly slamming Klein's face into the ground with a smile on his face. When Klein finally got up, Kirby punched him so hard that 3 of his teeth fell out, and Klein was wondering what he had done in life to deserve this. He was contemplating his life choices. He said "Why?" before falling to the ground, unmoving.
Klein had lost, Kirby had won.